Mernda Female Escorts

Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕

Hi guys. 

I am Kelly, independent escort girl with natural big boobs. I have a sweet face and beautiful hair along down with my nicely curved body. I am very open minded and passionate, giving you new different feelings every time we stay together.

I am very polite, discrete, educated and well mannered we can talk about everything! no boring moments! No rush cuz it's your time. . . Let the fun begin and you will not forget our moments together! 

Please be nice, cuz I am also very pleasant, smiling and has a very positive attitude, will definitely make your Experience worth while.

SERVICES: 

True Girl Friend Experience (GFE)

Sensual Body to Body Nuru Oil Massage 

Rimming on me

Passionate love making

Passionate kissing

Cuddling and Touching 

Mutual Oral/69

Different Sex Positions

Teasing/Dirty Talk

Tea Bagging (Licking Sucking Balls)

Cum on my big breast and around body

Deepthroat/Gagging

Additional Extra Services

-Natural, Anal, BBB.J, C.I.M/COF, RIMMING on you (Additional Charge)

I offer good service and know how to make a gentleman feel comfortable and totally relaxed. If you are seeking a sexy and smart oriental girl for fun and relaxation, come to me.

Call/Text: 0489 185 893

Hi my wonderful 💗 I'm here looking forward to our future get together away from everything for a blissful moment to perhaps a whole adventurous day! 

A girl who enjoys nothing more but a lovely time with lovely company 🥂 I believe in mutual exchange in energy! So treat me well and you'll be treated the same 💗 

No last minute scheduling love! As much as I would love to be ready and there, I need time to make your time fantastic . A day in advance or pre booking ahead is the best!

Xoxo

Hello Guys

I am Luna an attractive oriental princess who's ready to treat a king with what he desires. 

I have a beautiful body small waist with natural large boobs and a nice round big bum that you are welcome to play with.

I'm passionate, playful, I have plenty of energy even if you have had a long day at work I'm happy to be energetic, so you just have to relax and let me look after you.

I always look sexy and prepared to spend a great time with you. 

You can request any other services, and you don’t have to be embarrassed to ask me what you want. If I can do anything to make your stay happy, i will be pleased to do it, and I promise 100% satisfaction.

I offer the best body massage and full personal service, you will feel in heaven when you see me. My service is very professional, and I always have your pleasure in mind at all times, your pleasure is my pleasure.

My Full Services includes:

* Nude Sensual Body Massage

* Lots of Kissing and Cuddling

* Good Blowjob and Best Sucking Skills

* Titty Play and Mutual Oral

* Romantic sex in different position

My Extra Deluxe Services

Anal Sex ,Natural Oral, Cum in Mouth, Rimming, Deepthroat, Face Fuck, Filming, Deep French Kiss, Shower SexCum on Face, Natural Sex,

Full Personal Services

$150/30Mins

$200/45Mins

$250/60Mins

Outcall

$400/60Mins

Contact me now, 0433 027 717

Hi Darling .... I’m genuine INDIAN Jaya

imited time only ,I can't wait to meet gorgeous and classy gentleman ... I am hot voluptuous And curvy body very beautiful face ...

I am refined, worldly and incredibly down to earth. 

Extremely friendly and I provide a none rushed in calls I love and appreciate 

the type of man that prefers quality over anything. 

I love to offer sensual massages and a real GFE experience. 

I am very passable in person with absolute feminity,I always attract curious beginners guys, who love and appreciate the voluptuous and bubbly body and beauty. 

I stand 5’8tall, with a curve body .Dark long hair, big brown beautiful eyes.My skin is soft for you to touch! 

I'm sweet & well-mannered Indian with a seriously open minded,I'll do it! As I love exploring and trying new things,I am naughty also very out-going and enjoy meeting new people, men .I love first timers If you're nervous, I like starting off with a nice relaxing massage and go by your rules,no pressure, just simply enjoy, and indulge yourself with erotic pleasure I love to meet experienced men, go with the flow and see how we connect authentically

 ( only cash)

Please contact 0411159910

1 hr $300

1/2 hour $150

cash

Safe sex only ............

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Hello Gents💋

My name is Maria .I have just recently came here and will be for only a limited time. My pics are all of my own selfies and I am independent x. So for those of you who wants to book, book ASAP to avoid any disappointments x

I came here when I was young so don't worry I speak good English and communicates well with clients. speak fluent English .

I'm size6, 166cm in height and has natural DD cup( soft, round and all natural i assure u). Personality wise, I'm bubbly and chatty, enjoys making jokes with my clients and they usually like my company too.

I provide a full GEF service, up to high standards. This include massage, showering together, 69, mutual masturbation, bj, sex, COF/COB etc.

i welcome all clients and care for them very much but pls no timewasters or price negotiators xx

call me to book or more inquiries x

Maria

0426 715 446

HI

Curvaceous, Big Tits shy but very freaky in the bed. I'm just your typical MILF next door.

I love to give sensual pleasure and melt your brains with pleasure as I swivel my tongue around your cock and send pulses of pleasure !!

I'm extremely horny and fuck passionately and ride you to the max making you cum again and again almost to the point you won't be able to feel your feet.

Here’s my GFE Service List

The Girlfriend Experience Gorgeous

and erotic bedroom eyes kissing Passion

and lust Variety of positions and places

for sex Sensual body massage and body

slide Beautiful classic designer lingerie,

suspenders and stockings Pussy worship,

dedicated pussy play Outfit requests -

please suggest your favourite dress up

69 oral pleasure Make me orgasm intensely

Ball sucking licking and teasing Girlfriend

affection and conversation Snuggles and

cuddles post-sex Solo masturbation shows

Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils

(sensual or firm) Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB) Dirty bedroom

talk and moans of pleasure Striptease

and lap dance Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

0478 532 034

Hello Gentleman

I am Wendy, a busty sexy girl offering massage and escort services. I have primarily been trained in providing ultimate oriental adult services for gentlemen.

I have a gorgeous face and beautiful hairs falling down my hot sexy body. I offer full personal escort service, giving you an experience you will never forget.

I am passionate, pleasant and full of cheeky fun. Once we meet, you will be in love with me and want to stay in my naughty world for your desire needs and relaxation. I am always discreet and also very professional at all times.

I am also available for outcall to your hotel at your very convenience.

Full Passionate GFE Services include:

Erotic Nuru Body Massage and Body Sliding

Passionate Kissing

Face Sitting 69

True GFE (Girl Friend Experience)

Good Blow Job

Cuddling,Touching

Ball Licking Sucking

Sex in different positions

Hot Steamy time

Porn Star Experience

Anal and Nautral Sex

Sloppy BBBJ, CIM/COF, RIM Job

Face Fucking & Deepthroat

Incall

30mins/$150

45mins/$200

60mins/$250

Outcall

60mins/$450

Please contact me for more details and bookings.0478 532 034

See you soon.

HI. I wish to be something delicious for U?

I'm playful easy going, really friendly and i got super pretty face

Beautifully Full DD natural tits. 165cm. Nice firm sexy slim !!!

I'm willing to make u happy much..you will see how good I am!!!

I love and care my customers and never offer service in rush.

So I defiantly value the time that we spend together.

My natural curvaceous figure and smooth skin will send you to heaven and back.

Let's have a lots of fun together.

Foot fetish

Full oil body rub

Happy ending

Shower for 2

Sensual Nude Full body rub

0410 336 928 Paula

$ 450+ for 1hr Full service Outcall, depends distance. thanks a lot xx

🔥 Fresh & Frisky: Betty’s Ready to Play 🔥

Hey there 😉

I’m Betty just landed in Melbourne, and I’m already so horny and hungry for real action 😈

With a tempting smile, smooth soft skin, and a vibe that screams “good girl gone wild”, I’m here to turn your fantasies into my reality.

I love being the center of attention—and I’m not shy about what I want. Let’s get intimate and real. 💋

What I offer:

✨ Petite & Pretty – Touchable skin, seductive curves, and a look that’ll melt your mind

✨ Naughty & Nice – Innocent face, dirty mind. I’m the kind of fun you can’t forget

✨ Deep & Dirty – I love up-close-and-personal conversations… and even more personal adventures

✨ Discreet & Devoted – Your pleasure is my mission. I aim to please—again and again

I’m craving real connection and even realer pleasure. Come show me what Melbourne’s got 😉💖

Ready for me? Bring:

Your name

How long you want me (1h/2h/3h)

Your dick size 😏

Can’t wait to feel you… I mean, meet you 😘💦