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Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕

I am Mina . a fully independent companion offering a top class escort services.

I will give you great service and treat you like my boyfriend :) I promise that you'll love that and never forget the special, my goal is to provide you with a satisfying and memorable time. 

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Hey everyone

I am Jessica. Young lovely girl with soft long hair and sparkling big eyes. Curvy figure with natural soft breasts. Truly sensual and responsive body that keeps attention locked. Cheeky personality that keeps you on your toes.

Friendly, intelligent, sweet and charming. A real delight to be with. Skilled and confident in the bedroom, I know exactly how to look after my client. You will never feel rushed. Pure pleasure stays the focus from the first warm hug that melts stress away.

I offer the best body massage and full girlfriend experience. Body to body contact, lots of touching and cuddling, good sucking and licking, multiple positions and hot showering together. You feel in heaven the entire time. Your pleasure is my pleasure. Professional care with genuine enthusiasm.

Come start or finish your day with me. Available most days — text to confirm. You will not be disappointed.

Services include sex, oral, massage, licking, 69, full touching and more. Extras available on request.

Rates:

15 mins $100

30 mins $150

45 mins $200

60 mins $250

Massage with happy ending:

30 mins $130

60 mins $200

Outcall available.

Text me when you are ready. Let me show you how good curvy cheeky pleasure feels.

I’m Rosie – 38 years old, built like a goddamn feast, not a snack honey.

think big, think soft, think titties that’ll smother ya silly & a belly that jiggles when I laugh – or when I’m on top, which is where I belong 🍑💦

my thighs? they’ll trap ya good. my ass? don’t even get me started – it’s a whole damn planet n you’re invited to explore every inch 😜

I ain’t some skinny lil thing scared to eat a burger – nah I’m a grown woman with curves that say “come here n grab somethin real”

my body’s warm, squishy, n all sorts of nasty – perfect for squeezin, bitin, scratchin, whatever freaky shit pops into that dirty head of yours 🥵

so here’s the deal –

no clock watchin, no awkward small talk, just me, naked, sweaty, n all yours til you tap out (good luck with that) 😏

I’ll start slow – kiss ya neck, bite ya earlobe, whisper stuff that’ll make ya blush n bust at the same damn time

then I’m gonna climb on n ride ya like a stolen car – fast, loud, n with zero fucks given

positions?? hell yes – doggy, reverse cowgirl, sideways, bent over the kitchen counter, pressed against the window so the whole street knows what’s up

69? obviously – I love havin my face buried while I’m buried too, that’s my kinda foreplay baby

CBT? ooh if ya like a lil pain with ya pleasure – I got nails, attitude, n a mean lil grin for that 😈

BJ? honey I go down like it’s my last meal – sloppy, wet, with that eye contact that’ll make ya weak in the knees

shower together? only if ya ready to get slippery n steamy – water’s hot, but I’m hotter, trust

now lemme tell ya what really gets my 38-year-old juices flowin –

I do it without that rubber nonsense – skin to skin, natural, like nature intended

n anal?? oh fuck yes – if ya know how to stretch me slow then pound me hard, I’ll be screamin so loud the neighbors’ll file a complaint 🍆💥

my pussy’s ripe, my ass is ready, n my mouth’s always open – put it in every hole I got, I can take it all, I promise ya that

I’m 38, no pills, no worries, just a woman who knows exactly what she wants n ain’t afraid to take it

who’s this for??

– freaks who love big soft bodies n heavy titties that’ll suffocate ya in the best way

– guys who ain’t scared of a lil extra jiggle n a whole lotta attitude

– men who want a real woman, not some photoshopped fantasy

– dirty mfs who like it loud, messy-mouthed, n totally unpolished

if ya want vanilla boring sex – move along sweetheart, this ain’t your stop

but if ya want a thick 38yo mama who’ll drain ya dry n leave ya tremblin – then text me 😘

💰 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY!!)

if it’s PayID, that shit better hit my account right then n there – no “pending,” no “it’ll clear in 2 hours,” none of that bullshit

can’t pay upfront?? don’t waste my damn time, period

📱 TEXT ME ONLY – I don’t pick up calls, sorry not sorry

if I don’t reply straight away – I’m probably busy gettin wrecked by some other lucky bastard – but I’ll get back to ya soon as I catch my breath n wipe the sweat off 😏

no timewasters – I can smell that weak energy from a mile away

❤️‍🔥 come find out why us big girls do it better – I dare ya ❤️‍🔥

– Rosie

your favorite thick, filthy, fun-as-hell 38yo mama 💋

HI! I am Audrey, beautiful Girl with a size 6 curvy body, amazing busty 36D cup breasts and silky smooth skin with a nice firm booty. 

I am a sweet, fun and intelligent young lady, with a very naughty streak. I am playful, classy, with a lust for fun and pleasure, my body is petite, toned, waxed and very flexible. I have perfect doll like features and a seductive smile. 

I love sex! In all varieties, all positions. I can satisfy all your need and desire. Come to see me. I’m extremely eager to please you !! 💕

I’m experimental and open to exploring your desires and fantasies; I love to try new things! 

☎️ Give me a call to get more information about Outcall and Extra Service ! ＊＊＊**

I offer complete service and body rub, GFE, I can experience a true girlfriend.

My services include:

~girlfriend experience (GFE)

~Relief

~Sensory body rub

~role play

(If you tell me the service you want, I can adjust the price or time.)

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0481367233

INCALL available

130 short time

180 30mins

280 an hr

Overnight Rate Available

0utcall rate from

60minutes Full service $450 +uber fee deposit required

Please Note:

Please do not send me derogatory and disrespectful messages.

I am extremely open minded to any service you may be seeking but please send it in a respectful manner otherwise I will think you are wasting my time and will block your number.

HOW TO BOOK ME: 0481367233

💋 Thank you for taking the time to check out my profile. Feel free to spend time on here. You can contact me hope to hear from you soon.

Blonde, Aussie, Sweet Girl Next Door

I offer a full passionate Girlfriend Experience for incall or outcall.

Natural G cup boobs, milky white skin, and a soft hourglass figure

All bookings include;

Deep French Kissing

Blowjob

Protected Sex

Oral on me

69

Mutual masturbation

All positions

Light Spanking

Dirty Talk

I’m a very easy going person so as long as you lead with respect I will try my best to accommodate you

Prices for Incall;

$200 15 min quickie

$250 30 minutes

$350 45 minutes

$450 1 hour

For outcall;

$300 30 minutes

$400 45 minutes

$500 1 hour

Text me anytime on 0413 494 759 or on WhatsApp and I’ll try to get back to you ASAP

If you don't get a response from me I was likely just busy or maybe your message got lost, so please try again another time or day. I am completely independent so it's just me answering your message.

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LOOKING FOR GENUINE AND GENEROUS MALES READY TO BE SERVICED BY BIG MAMA. 

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“CANT WAIT TO HAVE FUN WITH YOU” 

Services*

COB 

COF 

ORAL 

ANAL 

69 

KISSING 

BODYSLIDE 

MASSAGE

SAFE SEX 

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Rates 

$300 1 hour and $170 half an hour.

PLEASE NO TIME-WASTERS AND SAFE SEX ALWAYS.

Look forward to hearing from you 

0494641113

Chat soon xox 

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41. And I’ve Never Felt More Like Myself.❤️‍🔥

I’m Ella.

41, Hong Kong born, Live in Australia for over the years,

and definitely not interested in pretending to be twenty-five.

I like beautiful things, good conversation, a little attitude, and people who know how to enjoy themselves without making everything complicated.

• I can be sweet.
• I can be cheeky.

And I have a naturally confident side that tends to come out when the chemistry is right.

I’m not trying to be the girl next door.

I’m the woman you notice when she walks into the room, wonder about afterwards, and remember when you’re deciding where to go next.

41 suits me rather well.

Come find out why.

🫦STANDARD EXPERIENCE💦

A relaxed, intimate experience with a mature woman who knows how to make you feel comfortable and appreciated

• 30 mins — $150
• 60 mins — $250

Includes

• * Warm personal attention
• * Sensual body contact
• * Playful teasing 69 Face sitting
• * Relaxing touch & cuddling
• * Elegant lingerie & heels
• * Protected Pxssy Sex
• * Protected Blow Job
• * No rush, relaxed atmosphere

🖤PREMIUM EXPERIENCE🔞

For those who prefer something longer, more indulgent and a little more adventurous.

• 60 mins — $500
• 120 mins — $950

Includes

• * Everything from the Standard Experience
• * Dripping Wet Natural Blow Job
• * Spread your cums in my Mouth
• * Protected Pxssy Sex
• * Rimming on you & me
• * More personalised attention
• * Full-body sensual experience
• * Playful & adventurous atmosphere
• * Elegant lingerie & heels
• * Private, discreet setting

INCALL | CASH ONLY | OUTCALL

Please ask about the available experience when booking.

Quality time. Genuine chemistry. No unnecessary rush.

My promise is simple you will have the time of your life as we explore all my experience and your desire. If that turn you on .text me and let’s do it Genuine professional escort.

I have been in the industry for quite a few years and am quite experienced in what I do. I am a very easy going person here to make you relax and achieve extraordinary level of happiness at any time of the day

I am Sexy and always well dressed to impress. I will put you in the best from the first moment when we meet and I will make sure that we both will enjoy our time together.👩‍❤️‍👨

I am young sweet, warm, beautiful and friendly who is waiting to delight you. I am very sexy with a gorgeous natural body. I have a bright personality, I am very friendly and I love to have nice experience and unforgettable moments. I offer class and good service ! 💋

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AVAILABLE now Incall, Outcall around in west Melbourne:)

with New clients booking outcall MUST deposit first then im driving to then.

My rates are

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❤️450$ -for 1h-

❤️You can offer Price and TIME ❤️

All prices include full service.🥎🥎

Message me please just tell price and when to discuss options.

TEXT message please tell :

Time and Price

when

I NO PICK PHONE - NO NUMBERS ❤️ 

TEXT ONLY. NO CALLS.❤️