Ormond Escorts & Adult Services
Available in Melb on Monday | Post-Op Ts Lena from Thailand
Important Please Read Before Text Me!!
- I might request deposit and your photo (To avoid fake bookings and time wasters, please understand, no refund)
- My rate is non-negotiable
- Full payment is required upon arrival before we start.
- PAY BEFORE SERVICE
- Post-op=Dickless, Anal play only
I’m a post-op trans woman from Thailand 🇹🇭 with a naturally feminine body, silky-soft skin, and a smile that makes you feel instantly at ease. I am still new and fresh in this industry.
I offer a true girlfriend experience: warm kisses, soft touches, playful energy, and that intimate “just us” vibe.
If you’re looking for a soft, affectionate girl who can be both classy and deliciously tempting… I might be exactly what you’re craving 😘
Lena xx
How to Book
WhatsApp: +61 400 602 155 (Text only, calls/no caller id won’t be accepted)
Prefer message:
“Hi, it’s Pete, 30s, Penrith. I saw your ad on E&B, looking to book 1hr incall today at 7pm. Are you available?”
Please include your name, age range, service type, duration & preferred time 😊
* Low-effort messages, time wasters, flaker people, rude behaviour, dr-gs ,junkies, or spam will be ignored.
Special Service
If you just want to hang out with me, go on a date, or have dinner…
$500 (Approx 3 hr, Kissing and touching are allowed)
$1000 (Approx 3 hr, FS after that)
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It's just one Jessica X experience, I don't like to have a big menu. I don't like booking a GFE and thinking constantly about not doing what's in a PSE experience. I just want to be me and focus on you and go with the vibe.
I have natural full lips and love to use them to kiss, and I kiss with my whole body.. I want it to feel like I'm kissing your soul. For me, kissing is about igniting connection. And if we can light the fire 🔥 then my body will open and go wild...
I'm a sacred liminal space between worlds. My eyes love the sight of someone courageous and free. So break the scripts. Confess your desires. Be happy with me 🥰💖💕💕
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Hi Guy's Call me Nadia or NN (Naughty Nadia)
I have big beautiful DD breasts with big nipples that love to be sucked. My BJ will blow your mind.mind and I can be very naughty if you want me to be.
Come and see me as I get so horny .. come and worship my honey coloured body, huge tits and smooth curves. Love to see any naughty boys also....
Treat yourself at work.. come and see me! Or unwind whether it’s a break from work or any times, I’m ready to treat you like a king. or book me for a wild overnight ..a true luxury and classy provider, and sexy AF, Come and live out the fantasy of a sexy MIlLF experience..respectful gents only please
My rates are reflective of high quality yet I’m more affordable that most. You will enjoy an intimate experience that will stay in your mind forever. Indulge yourself in a truly passionate and beautiful companion because you're worth it!
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Located at CBD in-call for an amazing time..Relax and let me spoil you with am authentic experience, massage, more and more...
kink and fantasy friendly ..If you don't try, you will never know that heaven exists!!
Call or text ☎️ 0450219749
I DON’T ANSWER PRIVATE NUMBERS
Menu for fantastic time
30 mins $100 Massage and Hand relief (NOT UNDRESSING)
$150 including naked body slide
For In call
Full services
15 mins $150 (Excluding Anal)
30 mins $ 200 (Including kiss, 69, Anal)
45 mins $ 250 (Including kiss, 69, Anal)
1 hour $300 (Including kiss, 69, Anal)
(Protected sex only)
For Outcall
1 hour $400 + Uber (Including kiss, 69, Anal)
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💜 ONLINE SPECIALS 💜
NUDES BUNDLE - $55
POV SEXTAPES - $100 for 1 or $150 for 2
VIDEO CALL 5 MINS - $70
VIDEO CALL 10 MINS - $130
🏙️ INCALL AND OUTCALL AVAILABLE 🏙️
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I’m Gia Milano, the petite curvy, naughty but nice girl next door, I really do it all. I’m a skilled and elite companion with an appetite for the finer things. Treat me as an angelic companion on a dinner date, rest assured I turn heads for all the right reasons - or spend your afternoon/evening with me in private and let me show you my naughty side.
I’m 27 years old, big brown eyes, pretty features, naturally sun-kissed tanned skin and a size 10/12 petite but curvy figure, big booty and sexy full DD/E natural boobs, curves in all the right places. I am always well dressed, and happy to wear a dress and heels or keep it low key in sexy activewear. I effortlessly am able to click with most people as long as you are respectful and polite! I hold a discreet and judgement free zone but I select who I see carefully so if I don’t feel the respect from the first couple of text messages then I am not the girl for you.
I am down to earth, bubbly, warm and welcoming and expect my clients to be respectful of me and my time as I am yours. I am an intellectual and have wide interests and am happy to engage in conversation, my favourite being those philosophical talks when we both just click or we could get straight to the point…
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Can’t wait to meet you for our rendezvous.
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PSE bookings are my favourite and most requested as we get to explore each others bodies tailored to suit. I am open to any questions and can suggest tailored sessions!
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My name’s Kate. I’m Thai background.
I’m a cheerful person . And I’ll make you satisfied The service will impress you.
I’m 30 years old. Thai Background. Petite/Slim, Size D, 168cm Tall, Weight 43kg,Waist 23cm, Tanned skin.
My pics are also available on
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☎️Contact me on ;
0430077898 Text or Call, WhatsApp.
( Prefer not to contact me on Messenger )
💦🌸💙Full SERVICES includes 💙🌸💦
•Sex in Multiple Positions
•Affectionate Cuddling
•B2B With Body slides
•Sensual massage
•DATY- Oral on Me
•Mutual masturbation
•Mutual oral inc 69
•Cum on Body
•Sexy Lingerie
•Doggy style
*Body slides
💦🌸💙Erotic massage includes💙🌸💦
* Body Slides
* Hand job
* Thai/Oil/Aroma Massage Therapist.
I’m the professional masseuse with 3 Qualified Professionals Certificates.💯
💦🔥Extras services request on text messages 🔥💦
As one of Australia’s finest elite INDEPENDENT ESCORT high class escorts.
I’m Kate. Thai classy, free-spirited, sexy woman,. I’ve been told I’m verdifferent from the rest. I’m down to earth and humble. I have a smile and personal that lights up any room. I love meeting new people.
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My D cup enhanced breasts are like you see in the photos perfect in every way.
My photos 100% genuine and are up to date and are a true reflection of myself.I’m a TRUE INDEPENDENT ESCORT. I have completed the highest verification process available in the industry.
I’m based in Melbourne. I tour interstate when I can.
My services are unforgettable.
I’m fun and take extreme Pride in my Appearance and Hygiene. I’m stunning, sexy, incredible looking, good service, I’m playful, passionate lover with many reservoirs and pampering.☺️
Details requires:;💦💙💦
* Your name.
* Your booking time.
* Your services you’re after.
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💋 100% Genuine and Real Photos.
🌹 High class Escort, classy, clean and well groomed...Everything you want. Often told I am better in real life than photos. My face is hidden for privacy, but I can assure you, I have a very pretty and elegant face, with Petite Natural features. I have never had any rejection. So please do not ask for more photos.
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✅ Quality Clients Over Quantity
✅ Soft Sensual Feet
✅ Immaculate Condition
(PSE) - extra $100💎 Diamond Service
✨ No Anal, No Natural Sex
🙅🏻♀️ NO Indians, Pakistans
🙅🏻♀️ NO 3somes. I don’t do bookings with other workers, women or men. I am exclusive only.
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HOW TO BOOK: SMS ONLY.No calls will be answered.
include your -
- name
- age
- preferred date/day/time
- length
- incall/outcall
- desired service and or extras
💰 Payments in Cash or Pay ID.
💰 Deposit is required for all outcall bookings.
🥂 Are you wanting a dinner companion? Look no further as my choice of wardrobe and conversation of class oozes sophistication and I enjoy a nice meal and vino. Buon Appetito!
Txt for price 💰
If I arrive and your place is not to a hygienic standard, or someone else is there without prior acknowledgement, I will leave with full payment.
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Private Discreet Companion
Hello gentlemen,
My name is Stephanie Hunter, and I am an independent Melbourne-based companion offering private, discreet companionship for gentlemen who appreciate quality conversation, relaxed company, and a more personalised experience.
I am a mature, elegant, and down-to-earth lady who enjoys meeting respectful gentlemen who value good conversation, laughter, and a comfortable atmosphere.
If you are looking for a genuine companion experience in Melbourne, I would love to hear from you.
I am available throughout Melbourne for private outcall arrangements, visiting you at your preferred location.
I do not host in Melbourne; however, many gentlemen choose to arrange a hotel or suitable private location for their meeting.
Melbourne is my home base, and I enjoy meeting both local gentlemen and visitors travelling to the city for business, holidays, or special occasions.
I particularly enjoy experiences where there is time to relax and genuinely enjoy each other's company.
Dinner dates, overnight arrangements, and longer engagements allow for meaningful conversation and a more memorable experience without feeling rushed.
Advance planning is appreciated, as I carefully manage my availability and do not generally accept last-minute requests.
A 30% deposit is required to confirm arrangements and secure your preferred time.
If you are interested in meeting in Melbourne, please feel welcome to make contact and discuss availability.
For gentlemen who would like to connect before meeting in person, virtual experiences may also be available.
This can be a wonderful opportunity to enjoy conversation and become familiar before arranging a private meeting.
Virtual availability varies and advance arrangements are recommended.
I look forward to hearing from you.
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📱 BOOKING
To book, simply text or WhatsApp 0466969435 with:
• Your age
• Your nationality
• A clear photo of yourself
• Booking type (GFE or PSE)
• Preferred role (top, bottom or versatile)
• Session length
• Preferred date & time
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💝 ABOUT ME
• Down-to-earth, playful and easy-going
• Athletic gym fit/ toned
• Soft DD breasts
• Thick, fat ass
• 6.5 curved HARD CUT COCK
• Versatile (top, bottom or switch)
• Australian / European
• Open-minded with a relaxed, natural vibe
• Genuine chemistry over scripted encounters
💕 GFE (Girlfriend Experience)
30m $400 | 45m $600 | 1hr $700
Includes:
· Kissing & cuddling 💋
· Sensual touch
· Slow passionate intimacy
· Oral (give & receive)
· 69
· Foreplay
· Rimming on me
· Top / bottom / switch (my discretion)
· Relaxed, no-rush vibe
🔥 PSE (Porn Star Experience)
30m $600 | 45m $800 | 1hr $900
More intense & explicit:
· Deep kissing
· Rougher play
· Rimming both ways
· Dirty talk
· Bdsm / domination
· Face sitting
· Multiple positions
· Roleplay & outfits
· Toys
· Cim / cof
· Photos/filming sometimes available
💻 ONLINE SERVICES
· Custom video packages
· Sexting (15m $150 | 20m $200) with pics
· Video calls (10m $150 | 15m $200)
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· My solos
💳 PAYMENT
• Cash preferred
• PayID/Osko
• Wise
• Beem It
• EFTPOS (processing fee applies)
Deposit required for pre-booking (non-refundable, reschedulable 24h notice)
⏰ AVAILABILITY
10am – 10pm
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PLEASE RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES 🙏
❌ No endless messaging before booking
❌ No negotiating rates
❌ No heavy intoxication
❌ No couples
❌ No women
For the best experience, please arrive:
• Freshly showered with good hygiene
• Sober
• Respectful
• On time
I reserve the right to decline or end an appointment if these expectations are not met.
Sexy Busty Sadie Satisfies beyond the Vanilla.
Hello Gentlemen, I have the skills, experience and adventures that guarantee you the most raunchiest & kinkiest, passionate yet sensual experience of your life.. SPECIAL RATES AVAILABLE NOW LIMITED TIME
From $400 hour or from $200 30 min incall & outcall available..
PREFERRED CONTACT METHOD ;
*SMS for a booking * also ask about special rates due to current tough times*
Send your SMS with the following information.
*Your Name,
*A preferred appointment time
*Length of Booking
*Your location
Private numbers will not be answered. Mutual respect and discretion required. And personal hygiene is essential. I do not offer unsafe sex.
Look forward to meeting you.
Sexy Sadie.
A Gentle Fusion of Thai and Premium Oil Massage.
Welcome. I’m Jenny.
Thai girl | 29 years old | 165 cm | Size 8
All photos are recent, real, and genuine.
Please review all photos before booking, as additional photos are not available.
I believe every client deserves to be treated with kindness, respect, and professionalism, and I kindly ask for the same in return.
If you contact me politely, I will be delighted to welcome you and provide a relaxing, high-quality experience.
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Premium Relaxation Massage
Step away from the demands of everyday life and enjoy a premium relaxation massage in my private, peaceful, and discreet apartment in Melbourne CBD.
Each session is unhurried, personalised, and thoughtfully designed to help you unwind both physically and mentally. My gentle, flowing massage is ideal for gentlemen who appreciate quality, comfort, cleanliness, and genuine care.
Using warm premium coconut oil and carefully selected aromatic oils, every full-body massage is designed to ease muscle tension, improve circulation, and restore a deep sense of calm.
For 60 and 90-minute sessions, a complimentary warm hot stone treatment is included to enhance comfort and promote deeper relaxation.
A gentle chest relaxation massage is also included to encourage calm breathing and support overall wellbeing.
Every detail of your visit is carefully prepared to create a peaceful, comfortable, and luxurious experience.
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Professional Service
I specialise in gentle relaxation massage only.
No deep tissue massage
No remedial or therapeutic treatments
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Included with Every Session
Complimentary warm hot stone treatment (60 & 90 minutes)
Premium coconut oil and aromatic oils
Clean, quiet, and private environment
Fresh towels and linens for every client
High standards of hygiene
Shower facilities available
Complete privacy and discretion
⸻
Please Note
I personally manage all appointments, so replies may be delayed while I am with clients.
To ensure the best experience for everyone, repeated last-minute cancellations, non-genuine bookings, or disrespectful behaviour may result in future bookings being declined.
Thank you for your kindness, respect, and understanding.
⸻
Opening Hours
Open 6 Days
Sunday to Friday
Closed Saturday
10:00 AM – 8:00 PM
Last booking: 7:00 PM
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Bookings (SMS Only)
0422 932 645 – Jenny
Please include:
Full Name
Age
Service
Duration
Preferred Time
For the safety of both myself and my clients, incomplete booking requests may not receive a response.
Location
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Melbourne CBD
Katherine Place, Melbourne VIC 3000
Private, discreet apartment (not a retail massage shop).
Room details will be provided once your booking has been confirmed.
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Hi baby!
I’m Vixen,
Petite. Feminine. Smooth. Unforgettable.
If you’re craving a soft, sensual experience with a beautiful sissy doll who knows exactly how to make you feel desired — you’ve found her.
I offer an intimate, high-energy experience built on chemistry, comfort, and connection. Whether you’re experienced or new to transexual encounters, I create a safe, relaxed space where you can explore your fantasies confidently and discreetly.
I am mostly a bottom with a very tight smooth hole that you won’t be able to resist , occasionally versatile for the right guy, and provide a passionate GFE experience. I’m open-minded and happy to explore kinks and fetishes — let’s talk about what excites you. I STAY hard and horny ;)
Respect and discretion are essential. Requests for unsafe services will not be entertained. Must be clean
INCALL
15 mins: enquire
30 mins — $350
1 hour — $500
2 hours — $950
OUTCALL
1 hour — $700
2 hours — $1300
Deposits is mandatory for outcall
Video calls
10 mins $150
extra services:
my juicy cum - p.s i cum a lot 💦 extra $
(Uber must be provided for outcalls.)
📱 0411827583 ( I don’t answer private numbers)
Telegram: @vxndoll
For faster bookings, please include:
• Nickname
• Age
• Ethnicity
• Service
• Duration
• Preferred time
Ask about my OnlyFans and X if you’d like a preview before we meet 😉
price isn’t negotiable so please don’t ask. time wasters will be blacklisted
Vixen x
Young, wild & sexy female available
*** NO INCALLS - OUTCALLS AND CARPLAY ONLY ***
*** NO ONLINE SERVICES - IN PERSON ONLY ***
***LOW BALLING OFFERS WILL GET YOU BLOCKED ***
Hi gentlemen x
I'm a 29yo fit, naughty and clean young lady that can make your wildest fantasies come true.
📌 Important Booking Information
• My photos are 100% real, recent, and verified
• I do not send private pictures
• I do not answer private numbers
To secure a booking, please text me the following details (or I may not respond):
• Name
• Type of booking (carplay or outcall - provide area if an outcall is requested)
• Preferred date & time
• Length of booking
💋 Services Offered 💋
⭐ Natural Oral With CIM (extra $100)
⭐ Mutual Oral
⭐ Deep French Kissing
⭐ Multiple Positions
⭐ Body Kissing
⭐ Breast Play
⭐ Rimming (receiving only)
⭐ Fingering
⭐ Cuddling & Companionship
⭐ Pegging (extra $100)
⭐️ Golden Shower On You (extra $100)
💸Rates (multiple shots)💸
15 mins (bj only): $200 (protected oral)
30 mins (full service): $400
45 mins (full service): $550
1 hour (full service): $750
1.5 hours (full service): $1150
2 hours (full service): $1500
3 hours (full service): $2250
A 15mins bj is always a carplay booking and not something I ever travel for.
Rates list above is valid for both carplay and outcall bookings.
Carplay is normally based in Mickleham and begins from 6:30pm every day.
Outcalls are offered from 6:30pm also.
Minimum bookings apply for outcalls and is determined upon how far I need to travel for the booking.
** Natural sex is NOT offered under any circumstance **
** Protected sex and protected oral included in all standard full service bookings **
Deposits are required for bookings with balance to be paid in cash upon arrival.
Deposits are non-refundable.
I can tailor my service to your preferred kink, just tell me what you desire and we can explore that dark world together.
Don't be shy 😈
Contact #0468350659
Hi babes send me a message for fun xx
Send in age, name and natio pls
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Hi, I'm Amanda. I'm 22 years old and new to the area. ALL EXTRAS ARE AVAILABLE !!!!
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Allow me to introduce myself. I am a sexy petite blonde with an enhanced DD cup bust and captivating bedroom eyes. I am a part time uni student too ❤️
My long tanned legs, smooth silky skin, my huge ass and flowing blonde hair emit a sensual vanilla fragrance. 😘
I offer both a girlfriend experience (GFE) for a relaxed encounter and a porn star experience (PSE) for a more adventurous rendezvous.🔥
- My Services:
- ~Girlfriend experience
- ~Sex in multiple positions
- ~Blowjob
- ~Sensual massage
- ~Fetishes
- ~Role play
- ~Cum on body
- ~domination/humiliation on you
- ~69 position
- ~Showering with you
Any Extra service available Question Ask Please contact:
Health and well-being are paramount to me and others. Every booking begins with a steamy shower upon arrival.👍
I welcome individuals of all races and genders as long as there is mutual respect.
I eagerly await the opportunity to meet you.
Love,
Amanda xx
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Hi There,
My name is Medina and I’m a 20 year old trans woman who knows how to please her man! I’m of Hawaiian and German descent and by my photos you can see that I’ve gotten the best of both nationalities. My tan glowing skin and hazel seducing eyes are sure to make you come back for more! I have a fun and bubbly personality and can make anyone laugh! I welcome first timers and experienced adults of any age, background and nationality. Please contact me on the number below to organise a time to see me xx.
Stats
- 20 years old.
- Brunette.
- Curvy and toned body.
- 5’7.
- D cup.
- 6’ uncut.
- bottom.
INCALL RATES
$200 15mins
$300 30mins
$450 40mins
$500 1hour
OUTCALL RATES
$800 1hour
For more information, questions & requests Contact me on : 0432216511
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FROM 200 DEPOSIT TO GET BOOKING BEFORE
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This ensures discretion, commitment, and a premium experience.
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no 🚬
Sex with condom 👍 I DONT DO NATURAL SEX!!!
Always let’s me know 30 min before 🕰️
I don't answer private calls👎
Outcall deposit from 400 before 🛎️
Extra services from 150
I give a tolerance Incall of 10 minutes of delay after only with deposit 150 before.
Hello, I’m back in Australia for a short stay — I won’t be here for long. I’m a sweet and open-minded trans girl who loves to enjoy life and have a good time. I’m here to indulge your fantasies and make unforgettable moments.
I won’t be in the country for long, so my Australian admirers… don’t miss your chance 🫶🇦🇺
I have a warm and sensual personality with the ability to soothe your day-to-day tensions effortlessly. A perfect listener, I enjoy getting to know your deepest desires on an intimate level.
With dreamy brown eyes, the great body athletic and soft honey skin my naturally luscious lips will leave you immersed in a whirlwind of pleasure.
The perfect companion for any date you may desire. I’m quick-witted with razor sharp curves to match with you.
I’m totally sexual person and I can enjoy the company of men and possible couples as well.
So whether you prefer to share a passionate moment with me exploring intimacy on a deeper level, a romantic dinner date with an explosive ending or desire to heat things up and explore your ultimate fantasies with a genuine seductress I’m only a text message away.
Xx
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Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.
I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.
I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.
You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.
Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.
Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.
I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.
So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.
I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”
He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.
What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):
👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).
👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.
I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.
💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)
📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.
One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:
I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.
Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.
Your move, asshole. 😘💦
P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕
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I’ll sit on your face and control your every breath until you lose yourself. 😈 Drenched in my rhythm until you’re completely soaked. 🐳 Now, finally... silence. 💀
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BOOKINGS -
if Messages such as
"Hi" and “hey “ & ” ? ” (Sorry I haven‘t learned psychic.)
will be IGNORED. 🫥
Location : Melbourne CBD , Little Bourke st and Queen st
(That's where I am in the photo you see with the water truck.
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***To make a booking, please send the following:
-City/ Name / Age / Background
-DATE & TIME
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-$50 deposit required to secure a booking
Beem @ Rugbymermaid or
provide my Bank BSB Acc ,Thank you
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️*** it is best to book early, tell me at least 2 -6 or 12 -24 hours before then I can prepare. I will appreciate.
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Standard - FULL SERVICE
(body sliding, tits rubbing, sex in various positions, and a terrific Mutual French - DATY rub n tug )
-$300 for 30 minutes
-$500 for 60 minutes
Extra service + $ 50
Golden shower
(Tell me an hour in advance so that i can be prepared)
Message inquiries: 0436 124 360
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Massage NUDE DIRTY BODY RUB *Hand Relief*
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Please text me if I’m busy and can’t answer my phone I usually do, but in case I’m busy, text me as I won’t be able to text back anyone as my missed calls All come up as unknown.
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💖 ABOUT ME
I’m Gabriela, a stunning 24-year-old with European and Latina heritage. I’m known for my soft skin, beautiful curves, long hair, and striking features — but most of all, my warm and inviting energy.
My presence is sensual and calming, ensuring every appointment feels personal, unrushed, and exclusive. Everything flows naturally with me — whether you’re craving meaningful conversation or slow, romantic sensuality, you’ll feel appreciated and desired in my company.
I’m always styled in beautiful lingerie and carry myself with elegance and confidence. I live an active, healthy lifestyle and value hygiene, discretion, and mutual respect above all else.
For privacy and discretion, my face is blurred in photos. Even so, they are a true reflection of me — and I’m often told I’m even more captivating in person..💖
🩷 My Services
I offer an attentive and sensual Girlfriend Experience, available for both incall and outcall appointments. I focus on genuine chemistry and creating an intimate escape from the everyday.
🤍 Boundaries
Your comfort and mine are always a priority. Please enquire politely regarding any preferences.
💌 How to Book
To ensure a smooth booking process, please text with the following details:
Hi Gabriela, my name is (NAME). I saw your profile and would like to book you at (TIME) for (LENGTH). Please let me know if you’re available. Thank you.
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