Ormond Female Escorts
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I’m Lana-Rae, 28. Girl-next-door looks with a little baddy attitude. I’m genuinely easy to be around relaxed, warm, and open minded with zero judgement.
💋✨ Available Services in Melbourne City & Surrounds ✨💋
📍 Offering online content, incall, and outcall services across Melbourne City and nearby areas 🚗💕
🕒 Availability: 24/7 — I’m here for you anytime, day or night 🌙⏰
💰 A $50 deposit is required to secure all bookings 🔒✨
📲 When sending an enquiry via text, please be clear and specific about the services you’re after so I can assist you properly 💌💬
Incalls at a discreet quiet hotel in Melbourne city. With plenty of street parking available
💋 Incall (GFE)
15m $250 | 30m $350 | 45m $500
1h $600 | 1.5h $900
2h $1200 | 3h $1700
💋 💗 GFE is base rate
Includes massage, oral on you & me, light kissing, touch, full service, one orgasm
🔥 PSE +$150
Everything in GFE ++ BBBJ + DFK, deep throat, dirty talk, teasing, rough play, positions, 69, cum anywhere, multiple shots, everything in extras list except anal & outcall
💎 Extras
Anal $300 | DFK $50 | COF $50 | COB $50 | Filming $50 | Multiple Positions $50 | Kinks from $50 | Outcall $100
💋 Overnight (Includes PSE)
🌙 8 Hours – $3,500
🌙 12 Hours – $4,500
📱Face time/ WhatsApp/Custom Vid
5mins - $80| 10mins - $110 | 15mins - $150
Requests + $10
All FaceTime calls done in snap include lifetime subscription
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1 Picture – $15
3 Pictures – $40
5 Pictures – $65
10 Pictures – $120
20 Pictures - $220
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.➡️Extras for PSE service
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Beautiful brunette
Flirty vibes and electric tension. I’m very affectionate once the door closes.
In bed I’m properly passionate. I love deep kissing, being touched all over and riding you slow and teasing until neither of us can take it anymore. I can be sweet and sensual or straight-up filthy. Just tell me what you’re craving and I’ll match your energy.
If you want a genuine, sexy girl who actually enjoys this, come spend some time with me while I’m here. Let’s make it fun
Passionate. Playful. Unforgettable.
Passionate. Playful. Unforgettable.
✨2025 SWCRA Winner – Disability Service Provider✨
Welcome, lover.
Step into my world, where connection comes first and every experience is curated with intention. I’m here to create something indulgent, intimate, and beautifully memorable. Just for you.
I adore pleasure in all its forms… and I especially enjoy praising the those who chooses to spend their time with me. There is something delicious about chemistry that builds naturally. And an evening that begins with genuine connection will end with you wondering when you can have me again.
If you enjoy being properly looked after emotionally, sensually and attentively, then you will feel at home in my company. Those who take the time to wine, dine, and truly savour the experience are always rewarded.
I welcome a diverse range of clients, including the LGBTQ+ and disabled community. I have experience supporting those with higher physical needs and approach every booking with patience, warmth, and respect. Your comfort matters to me.
I’m available for incall in the Brisbane CBD, as well as select outcalls. I also tour throughout regional and coastal Australia, and occasionally invite a beautiful friend to join us when the mood calls for it.
If you’re seeking something relaxed, immersive, and a little addictive… I think we’ll get along very well 💋
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A Little Note on Booking
I am typically available by prebooking, as I prefer to give each encounter the attention and preparation it deserves.
I do occasionally have short-notice availability, most commonly between Sunday evening and Wednesday afternoon, however planning ahead is always recommended.
A $50 non-refundable deposit is required to secure prebookings. This simply ensures our time together is reserved exclusively for you.
I look forward to creating something deliciously memorable together ✨
Sweet and Sinful Natural Redhead
I offer an indulgent girlfriend experience, focusing on warm and genuine connections based around mutual pleasure.
If this piques your interest please read through my services and get in touch x
Services:
Standard GFE: light kissing, mutual masturbation, mutual oral, 69, sex in multiple positions, covered oral and showering together.
Deluxe GFE: deep kissing, mutual masturbation, mutual oral, 69, anal play, rimming, sex in multiple positions, cum on body, natural oral and showering together.
Ultimate GFE: deep kissing, mutual masturbation, mutual oral, 69, anal play, rimming, anal sex, sex in multiple positions, light face fucking, natural oral, cum in mouth/on body, showering together and use of sex toys if new/still in package or can be covered with condom.
I am available for a minimum of 1 hour and maximum of 5 hours, with 2 hour appointments being preferred so we can indulge in each other without any rush.
To arrange a time with me please send a polite, succinct enquiry including the following information:
- Your name
- Date and time of desired booking
- Desired service
- Preference of incall or outcall
- How you will pay your deposit - Beem or Prezzee eGift Card
Enquires that consist of ‘hi’, ‘available?’ or similar will not receive a response.
PLEASE NOTE:
All appointments include a sexual health check, refusal of this will result in cancellation without refund. Any symptoms will also result in our appointment being cancelled.
All appointments require a $150 deposit via Beem or Prezzee gift card. New clients may be required to undergo screening.
My services do not include rough sex or acts, such as choking or slapping. I do not offer unprotected sex with any service.
DIVINE, Tall and Slim. Youthful Redhead.
Fully Trained. Not at all Disciplined.
Hello! I am Fancy: Your Free-Spirited Body Rub Earth Angel.
I am highly Experienced in The Art of Seduction. Joyful and Friendly.
HELLO DARLING,
(-) DISCREET CBD INCALL, private residence (-)
Outcalls Available Now.
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Enjoy Seriously Focused Touch.
Cool down and feel the chills as magic nails trace down lightly along your neck and across your shoulders.
Experimental excitement and play. The gentle soothing of personal touch.
Feel relief, as back pain, soreness and tension dissolve against the expert pressure of my experienced hands.
Notice how I take my time to enjoy the pleasure of lapping warm oil slowly coating lovely breasts. A Poised in + my favorite position in the world* On Top of a Man's Back.
As you realise what's happening now. I feel you take that deep inhale. Relaxing between the squeeze of my thighs. Turn around. Catch the mirror. And be surprised with Spanish (between the breasts), delicious heavy petting, and Ecstatic! relief.
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STRIP TEASE AND PRESENTATION
I am an independent provider. My space is secure, fastidiously kept and extremely beautiful./
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NURU. TANTRA. DEEP TOUCH. TEASE. STIMULATION
----- All rates include a fully nude massage to relax and unwind, with no part left untouched -----
30 minutes $360
45 minutes $420
** 60 minutes $540 **
ENJOY TRUE INDULGENCE
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Other extras available x🌀⚡
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15-20 Min. Concentrated Service. No rush just + Targeted efficiency. 🤍🏹
A timely service designed to accord with your own work flow.
Let's get frisky x 💋
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** Elevated Experiences.
_ !ASK ME ABOUT MY DOUBLES!_ Friendly competition can bring out the best in us.** Especially when it comes to fighting over you.
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Outcall rates
*please note serviceable range extends 10km surrounding the CBD.
Thank you for viewing my profile :)
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0413 670 531
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Hi Guy's Call me Nadia or NN (Naughty Nadia)
I have big beautiful DD breasts with big nipples that love to be sucked. My BJ will blow your mind.mind and I can be very naughty if you want me to be.
Come and see me as I get so horny .. come and worship my honey coloured body, huge tits and smooth curves. Love to see any naughty boys also....
Treat yourself at work.. come and see me! Or unwind whether it’s a break from work or any times, I’m ready to treat you like a king. or book me for a wild overnight ..a true luxury and classy provider, and sexy AF, Come and live out the fantasy of a sexy MIlLF experience..respectful gents only please
My rates are reflective of high quality yet I’m more affordable that most. You will enjoy an intimate experience that will stay in your mind forever. Indulge yourself in a truly passionate and beautiful companion because you're worth it!
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Located at CBD in-call for an amazing time..Relax and let me spoil you with am authentic experience, massage, more and more...
kink and fantasy friendly ..If you don't try, you will never know that heaven exists!!
Call or text ☎️ 0450219749
I DON’T ANSWER PRIVATE NUMBERS
Menu for fantastic time
30 mins $100 Massage and Hand relief (NOT UNDRESSING)
$150 including naked body slide
For In call
Full services
15 mins $150 (Excluding Anal)
30 mins $ 200 (Including kiss, 69, Anal)
45 mins $ 250 (Including kiss, 69, Anal)
1 hour $300 (Including kiss, 69, Anal)
(Protected sex only)
For Outcall
1 hour $400 + Uber (Including kiss, 69, Anal)
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💜 ONLINE SPECIALS 💜
NUDES BUNDLE - $55
POV SEXTAPES - $100 for 1 or $150 for 2
VIDEO CALL 5 MINS - $70
VIDEO CALL 10 MINS - $130
🏙️ INCALL AND OUTCALL AVAILABLE 🏙️
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0424752803
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Hey there,
Looks like you’ve made it to the right page…
I’m Gia Milano, the petite curvy, naughty but nice girl next door, I really do it all. I’m a skilled and elite companion with an appetite for the finer things. Treat me as an angelic companion on a dinner date, rest assured I turn heads for all the right reasons - or spend your afternoon/evening with me in private and let me show you my naughty side.
I’m 27 years old, big brown eyes, pretty features, naturally sun-kissed tanned skin and a size 10/12 petite but curvy figure, big booty and sexy full DD/E natural boobs, curves in all the right places. I am always well dressed, and happy to wear a dress and heels or keep it low key in sexy activewear. I effortlessly am able to click with most people as long as you are respectful and polite! I hold a discreet and judgement free zone but I select who I see carefully so if I don’t feel the respect from the first couple of text messages then I am not the girl for you.
I am down to earth, bubbly, warm and welcoming and expect my clients to be respectful of me and my time as I am yours. I am an intellectual and have wide interests and am happy to engage in conversation, my favourite being those philosophical talks when we both just click or we could get straight to the point…
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Can’t wait to meet you for our rendezvous.
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PSE bookings are my favourite and most requested as we get to explore each others bodies tailored to suit. I am open to any questions and can suggest tailored sessions!
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Hi Gentlemen😘.
My name’s Kate. I’m Thai background.
I’m a cheerful person . And I’ll make you satisfied The service will impress you.
I’m 30 years old. Thai Background. Petite/Slim, Size D, 168cm Tall, Weight 43kg,Waist 23cm, Tanned skin.
My pics are also available on
Facebook Kate Grget
IG Kate 789797
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☎️Contact me on ;
0430077898 Text or Call, WhatsApp.
( Prefer not to contact me on Messenger )
💦🌸💙Full SERVICES includes 💙🌸💦
•Sex in Multiple Positions
•Affectionate Cuddling
•B2B With Body slides
•Sensual massage
•DATY- Oral on Me
•Mutual masturbation
•Mutual oral inc 69
•Cum on Body
•Sexy Lingerie
•Doggy style
*Body slides
💦🌸💙Erotic massage includes💙🌸💦
* Body Slides
* Hand job
* Thai/Oil/Aroma Massage Therapist.
I’m the professional masseuse with 3 Qualified Professionals Certificates.💯
💦🔥Extras services request on text messages 🔥💦
As one of Australia’s finest elite INDEPENDENT ESCORT high class escorts.
I’m Kate. Thai classy, free-spirited, sexy woman,. I’ve been told I’m verdifferent from the rest. I’m down to earth and humble. I have a smile and personal that lights up any room. I love meeting new people.
I have been gifted with Exotically beauty with my mesmerising crystal brown eyes and soft TANNED skin.
My D cup enhanced breasts are like you see in the photos perfect in every way.
My photos 100% genuine and are up to date and are a true reflection of myself.I’m a TRUE INDEPENDENT ESCORT. I have completed the highest verification process available in the industry.
I’m based in Melbourne. I tour interstate when I can.
My services are unforgettable.
I’m fun and take extreme Pride in my Appearance and Hygiene. I’m stunning, sexy, incredible looking, good service, I’m playful, passionate lover with many reservoirs and pampering.☺️
Details requires:;💦💙💦
* Your name.
* Your booking time.
* Your services you’re after.
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💋 100% Genuine and Real Photos.
🌹 High class Escort, classy, clean and well groomed...Everything you want. Often told I am better in real life than photos. My face is hidden for privacy, but I can assure you, I have a very pretty and elegant face, with Petite Natural features. I have never had any rejection. So please do not ask for more photos.
Nice at 💖 Girlfriend experience and Naughty at 💎 Pornstar. You decide.
I am easy to get along with and enjoy the pleasures that you seek 😘
✅ Quality Clients Over Quantity
✅ Soft Sensual Feet
✅ Immaculate Condition
(PSE) - extra $100💎 Diamond Service
✨ No Anal, No Natural Sex
🙅🏻♀️ NO Indians, Pakistans
🙅🏻♀️ NO 3somes. I don’t do bookings with other workers, women or men. I am exclusive only.
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HOW TO BOOK: SMS ONLY.No calls will be answered.
include your -
- name
- age
- preferred date/day/time
- length
- incall/outcall
- desired service and or extras
💰 Payments in Cash or Pay ID.
💰 Deposit is required for all outcall bookings.
🥂 Are you wanting a dinner companion? Look no further as my choice of wardrobe and conversation of class oozes sophistication and I enjoy a nice meal and vino. Buon Appetito!
Txt for price 💰
If I arrive and your place is not to a hygienic standard, or someone else is there without prior acknowledgement, I will leave with full payment.
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Private Discreet Companion
Hello gentlemen,
My name is Stephanie Hunter, and I am an independent Melbourne-based companion offering private, discreet companionship for gentlemen who appreciate quality conversation, relaxed company, and a more personalised experience.
I am a mature, elegant, and down-to-earth lady who enjoys meeting respectful gentlemen who value good conversation, laughter, and a comfortable atmosphere.
If you are looking for a genuine companion experience in Melbourne, I would love to hear from you.
I am available throughout Melbourne for private outcall arrangements, visiting you at your preferred location.
I do not host in Melbourne; however, many gentlemen choose to arrange a hotel or suitable private location for their meeting.
Melbourne is my home base, and I enjoy meeting both local gentlemen and visitors travelling to the city for business, holidays, or special occasions.
I particularly enjoy experiences where there is time to relax and genuinely enjoy each other's company.
Dinner dates, overnight arrangements, and longer engagements allow for meaningful conversation and a more memorable experience without feeling rushed.
Advance planning is appreciated, as I carefully manage my availability and do not generally accept last-minute requests.
A 30% deposit is required to confirm arrangements and secure your preferred time.
If you are interested in meeting in Melbourne, please feel welcome to make contact and discuss availability.
For gentlemen who would like to connect before meeting in person, virtual experiences may also be available.
This can be a wonderful opportunity to enjoy conversation and become familiar before arranging a private meeting.
Virtual availability varies and advance arrangements are recommended.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Sexy Busty Sadie Satisfies beyond the Vanilla.
Hello Gentlemen, I have the skills, experience and adventures that guarantee you the most raunchiest & kinkiest, passionate yet sensual experience of your life.. SPECIAL RATES AVAILABLE NOW LIMITED TIME
From $400 hour or from $200 30 min incall & outcall available..
PREFERRED CONTACT METHOD ;
*SMS for a booking * also ask about special rates due to current tough times*
Send your SMS with the following information.
*Your Name,
*A preferred appointment time
*Length of Booking
*Your location
Private numbers will not be answered. Mutual respect and discretion required. And personal hygiene is essential. I do not offer unsafe sex.
Look forward to meeting you.
Sexy Sadie.
A Gentle Fusion of Thai and Premium Oil Massage.
Welcome. I’m Jenny.
Thai girl | 29 years old | 165 cm | Size 8
All photos are recent, real, and genuine.
Please review all photos before booking, as additional photos are not available.
I believe every client deserves to be treated with kindness, respect, and professionalism, and I kindly ask for the same in return.
If you contact me politely, I will be delighted to welcome you and provide a relaxing, high-quality experience.
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Premium Relaxation Massage
Step away from the demands of everyday life and enjoy a premium relaxation massage in my private, peaceful, and discreet apartment in Melbourne CBD.
Each session is unhurried, personalised, and thoughtfully designed to help you unwind both physically and mentally. My gentle, flowing massage is ideal for gentlemen who appreciate quality, comfort, cleanliness, and genuine care.
Using warm premium coconut oil and carefully selected aromatic oils, every full-body massage is designed to ease muscle tension, improve circulation, and restore a deep sense of calm.
For 60 and 90-minute sessions, a complimentary warm hot stone treatment is included to enhance comfort and promote deeper relaxation.
A gentle chest relaxation massage is also included to encourage calm breathing and support overall wellbeing.
Every detail of your visit is carefully prepared to create a peaceful, comfortable, and luxurious experience.
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Professional Service
I specialise in gentle relaxation massage only.
No deep tissue massage
No remedial or therapeutic treatments
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Included with Every Session
Complimentary warm hot stone treatment (60 & 90 minutes)
Premium coconut oil and aromatic oils
Clean, quiet, and private environment
Fresh towels and linens for every client
High standards of hygiene
Shower facilities available
Complete privacy and discretion
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Please Note
I personally manage all appointments, so replies may be delayed while I am with clients.
To ensure the best experience for everyone, repeated last-minute cancellations, non-genuine bookings, or disrespectful behaviour may result in future bookings being declined.
Thank you for your kindness, respect, and understanding.
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Opening Hours
Open 6 Days
Sunday to Friday
Closed Saturday
10:00 AM – 8:00 PM
Last booking: 7:00 PM
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Bookings (SMS Only)
0422 932 645 – Jenny
Please include:
Full Name
Age
Service
Duration
Preferred Time
For the safety of both myself and my clients, incomplete booking requests may not receive a response.
Location
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Melbourne CBD
Katherine Place, Melbourne VIC 3000
Private, discreet apartment (not a retail massage shop).
Room details will be provided once your booking has been confirmed.
Young, wild & sexy female available
*** NO INCALLS - OUTCALLS AND CARPLAY ONLY ***
*** NO ONLINE SERVICES - IN PERSON ONLY ***
***LOW BALLING OFFERS WILL GET YOU BLOCKED ***
Hi gentlemen x
I'm a 29yo fit, naughty and clean young lady that can make your wildest fantasies come true.
📌 Important Booking Information
• My photos are 100% real, recent, and verified
• I do not send private pictures
• I do not answer private numbers
To secure a booking, please text me the following details (or I may not respond):
• Name
• Type of booking (carplay or outcall - provide area if an outcall is requested)
• Preferred date & time
• Length of booking
💋 Services Offered 💋
⭐ Natural Oral With CIM (extra $100)
⭐ Mutual Oral
⭐ Deep French Kissing
⭐ Multiple Positions
⭐ Body Kissing
⭐ Breast Play
⭐ Rimming (receiving only)
⭐ Fingering
⭐ Cuddling & Companionship
⭐ Pegging (extra $100)
⭐️ Golden Shower On You (extra $100)
💸Rates (multiple shots)💸
15 mins (bj only): $200 (protected oral)
30 mins (full service): $400
45 mins (full service): $550
1 hour (full service): $750
1.5 hours (full service): $1150
2 hours (full service): $1500
3 hours (full service): $2250
A 15mins bj is always a carplay booking and not something I ever travel for.
Rates list above is valid for both carplay and outcall bookings.
Carplay is normally based in Mickleham and begins from 6:30pm every day.
Outcalls are offered from 6:30pm also.
Minimum bookings apply for outcalls and is determined upon how far I need to travel for the booking.
** Natural sex is NOT offered under any circumstance **
** Protected sex and protected oral included in all standard full service bookings **
Deposits are required for bookings with balance to be paid in cash upon arrival.
Deposits are non-refundable.
I can tailor my service to your preferred kink, just tell me what you desire and we can explore that dark world together.
Don't be shy 😈
Contact #0468350659
Hi babes send me a message for fun xx
Send in age, name and natio pls
PSE PARTY QUEEN BUSTY ASIAN BABE Amanda
⭐️PARTY QUEEN ❄️22 year old bombshell⭐️
Hi, I'm Amanda. I'm 22 years old and new to the area. ALL EXTRAS ARE AVAILABLE !!!!
⚠️ Lingerie Model ⚠️
Hey babe
I'm thrilled that you've stumbled upon my profile. 😍😍😍😍😍
Allow me to introduce myself. I am a sexy petite blonde with an enhanced DD cup bust and captivating bedroom eyes. I am a part time uni student too ❤️
My long tanned legs, smooth silky skin, my huge ass and flowing blonde hair emit a sensual vanilla fragrance. 😘
I offer both a girlfriend experience (GFE) for a relaxed encounter and a porn star experience (PSE) for a more adventurous rendezvous.🔥
- My Services:
- ~Girlfriend experience
- ~Sex in multiple positions
- ~Blowjob
- ~Sensual massage
- ~Fetishes
- ~Role play
- ~Cum on body
- ~domination/humiliation on you
- ~69 position
- ~Showering with you
Any Extra service available Question Ask Please contact:
Health and well-being are paramount to me and others. Every booking begins with a steamy shower upon arrival.👍
I welcome individuals of all races and genders as long as there is mutual respect.
I eagerly await the opportunity to meet you.
Love,
Amanda xx
BustySexyGirl
Beautiful busty girl is ready to meet interesting people for a pleasant time together. Open mind,always ready for new experiments and to bring to life the most secret desires🔥🍆 I’M ALMAY, 40 & STILL A GODDAMN MESS – WANNA DROWN IN THIS WET PUSSY? THEN TEXT ME, YA DUMB FUCK 🍆🔥
Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.
I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.
I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.
You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.
Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.
Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.
I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.
So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.
I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”
He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.
What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):
👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).
👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.
I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.
💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)
📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.
One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:
I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.
Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.
Your move, asshole. 😘💦
P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕
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Instagram: https://instagram.com/Rugbymermaid
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I’ll sit on your face and control your every breath until you lose yourself. 😈 Drenched in my rhythm until you’re completely soaked. 🐳 Now, finally... silence. 💀
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BOOKINGS -
if Messages such as
"Hi" and “hey “ & ” ? ” (Sorry I haven‘t learned psychic.)
will be IGNORED. 🫥
Location : Melbourne CBD , Little Bourke st and Queen st
(That's where I am in the photo you see with the water truck.
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***To make a booking, please send the following:
-City/ Name / Age / Background
-DATE & TIME
-LENGTH OF BOOKING
-$50 deposit required to secure a booking
Beem @ Rugbymermaid or
provide my Bank BSB Acc ,Thank you
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️*** it is best to book early, tell me at least 2 -6 or 12 -24 hours before then I can prepare. I will appreciate.
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Standard - FULL SERVICE
(body sliding, tits rubbing, sex in various positions, and a terrific Mutual French - DATY rub n tug )
-$300 for 30 minutes
-$500 for 60 minutes
Extra service + $ 50
Golden shower
(Tell me an hour in advance so that i can be prepared)
Message inquiries: 0436 124 360
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Massage NUDE DIRTY BODY RUB *Hand Relief*
( including face sitting & Pussy lick DATY &
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robotic/transactional ⚙️ )
$ 200 for 30 minutes
$ 250 for 60 minutes
Message inquiries: 0436 124 360
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Instagram: https://instagram.com/Rugbymermaid
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Beem it@Rugbymermaid
Please text me if I’m busy and can’t answer my phone I usually do, but in case I’m busy, text me as I won’t be able to text back anyone as my missed calls All come up as unknown.
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