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WHATS INCLUDED
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Any Position You Prefer
My Rates:
30 Mins - $150
45 Mins - $200
60 Mins - $250
Standard service:
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Extra service:
Bbbj +50, natural sex +100, rimming +50, cim +100, golden shower +50, anal +100
Dragon service:
$400:hr
All extras include
Bbbj
Dfk
Rimming
Porn star experience
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Squirt
Cim and everything included
Condom Sex Dragon service
Outcall:
$450/hr + Uber
Looking forward to hearing from you soon
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My full service Rate start from
$140/30mins
$200/45mins
$240/60mins
$460/120mins
If you want me to go to your place, I can also do it but I need your bills with address and PAYID100 deposit first to ensure the booking, and I charge $450/hour and uber fee needed.
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Girl Friend Experience (GFE)
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Srtriptease
Washing in the shower
Domination
Dirty Talk
Porn Star Experience (PSE)
Anal Sex, Natural.Sex
Rimming on you
COF, C.I.M, BBB.J
Incall (GFE)
30 minutes rate: $150
45 minutes rate: $200
1 hour rate: $250
Outcall
Hour-$400
Please feel free to contact me at any time so we can figure out when we can get together.
0489 229 656
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$150/ 30mins
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SERVICES:
True Girl Friend Experience (GFE)
Sensual Body to Body Nuru Oil Massage
Rimming on me
Passionate love making
Passionate kissing
Cuddling and Touching
Mutual Oral/69
Different Sex Positions
Teasing/Dirty Talk
Tea Bagging (Licking Sucking Balls)
Cum on my big breast and around body
Deepthroat/Gagging
Additional Extra Services
-Natural, Anal, BBBJ, CIM/COF, RIMMING on you (Additional Charge)
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Full services Rates:
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30 mins – $150
45 mins – $200
1 hour – $250
👯 Double booking 👯
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1 hour – $500
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1 hour – $200
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Age: 22
SIZE:6
Height: 158cm
Weight: 48 Kg
My rate:
Full service:
$300/30mins
$450/60mins
HI GUYS
your girl next door.
I love meeting new people and listen to their stories.
I have been told I am immaculately presentable and more importantly i am friendly and always love to have a chat.expect the same from you.. why? So physically enjoying loving you will be so much more easier and deeper!!
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My services list:
Passionate tongue kissing
Sensual tickling and cuddling
Erotic nude massage & body slide with aromatherapy oils
Soapy wet shower or bath for two
Body worship
Tie & Tease ($30 extra)
Fire & Ice blowjob
Snowballing
Ball worship
Ball sucking & licking
Deep throat
Cock spitting
Gagging
Tea bagging
Face fucking*
Cock massage
Double handed hand-job
Cum in my mouth ($50 extra)
Cum appreciation and swallow ($50 extra)
Cum on my body
Cum on my face* ($30 extra)
Cum on my ass
Cum on my tits
Prostate play
Squirting*
Fingering
Foot fetish & worship
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Toy play
Mutual deep rimming
Spanking
Fetish* (Please enquire)
Dress-ups* (Please enquire)
Cum as many times as you can, I’ll savor it all
Golden shower giving only ($30 extra)
***All extras: $100 package rate on top.***
Outcall 1 hour GFE starts from $500
Until we meet…xxx
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Hey! I’m Honey Jade- your girl next door that’s incredibly down to earth, a little crazy and always up for a great time.
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I’m open-minded, easy to be around, respectful and completely discreet.
A night owl through and through, independent, and the person texting you is always 100% me. You’ll get prompt replies when I’m available. Basic respect goes a long way
Curves in all the right places, natural DD, and a growing canvas of tattoos (with more planned). Anything leopard print tends to bring out my wild side…
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I’m not interested in agency work, meeting people who know me personally, negotiating my rates, car meets, seeing couples, offering advanced BDSM services that require a skilled professional, general chitchat or friends with benefits arrangements.
Looking forward to hearing from you
Follow me on instagram for more photos and updates
@bananasandhoneyx
I prefer booking inquiries come through as messages as those are prioritised but my number is also connected to telegram, WhatsApp and signal if you prefer
Booking requirements
Name-
Age-
Preferred service- incall or outcall?
- Outcall Location?
- GFE or cheeky GF?
- duration?
Any Extras-
Booking date/ time-
Your payment method- cash, beem it (@bananasandhoney) or bank transfer
(Funds must clear my account prior to starting any service)
Any questions, comments, concerns?
Example
‘Hi Honey, Alex 35 here- I’m just wondering if your available for a 45 min cheeky GF INCALL today around 7.30-8pm
If possible can we include some toys? What toys do you have?
Ive got cash
Is there parking at yours?
Thanks’
‼️I wont answer to messages just saying hey or wyd?
‼️Please don’t call out of the blue- I won’t answer. Introduce yourself over text first
‼️ Do not spam message me in a short amount of time. If I haven’t replied yet, please have some patience and respect
‼️ Straightforward communication and respecting my safety protocols
= a stress-free booking
‼️My availability will always be updated on my ads at the start of the week
‼️ OUTCALLS: Im aware of the deposit scammers among this industry. I just ask for basic reassurance that you are genuinely who you say you are and have good intentions.
So instead of the usual deposit via Bank transfer I just ask you cover my travel expenses via booking Uber/DiDi/ Taxi to you and back.
If you don’t have a rideshare app I request a photo of your ID next to the physical cash (if cash is preferred payment)
You may cover your license number
Incalls don’t require a deposit but if you ‘no show’ you will be black listed for wasting my time
A simple text to keep me informed your no longer interested means your a decent human who respects others times
Thank you
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Hey you,
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By day, I’m the picture of well behaved femininity, playing by the rules.
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I specialize in turning fantasy into reality, and creating moments that stay burned in your memory…
From soft and nurturing (my “Classic GFE” session),
To something more risqué and daring (my uninhibited “Wild GFE” escape),
Or if you’re wanting to experience total indulgence, then I suggest you try my most popular option (my “VIP GFE”) which includes all my services, such as my premium, sloppy deep throat ;)
Just tell me what’s on your mind, I’d love to indulge in it with you and help pick the best option for you!
"Discreet, intoxicating, magnetic, and wildly free..."
These are just a few of the things my lovers say they adore most about being with me.
Our time won’t feel like anything else you’ve known.
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Despite my confident demeanour in the bedroom, I am warm and sweet and so welcome you to contact me so we can talk more and check our chemistry!
I provide incall, and can be available for short notice meets.
Just drop me a text, and I’ll get back to you!
With warmth,
Ms. Sofie Monroe
PS. If it’s your first time joining me, I have something special waiting just for you. Text me to unlock it.
PPS. Yes, I send selfies 💋
Rates: (Incall & Outcall)
Classic GFE:
30min $500
45min $550
1hr $600
1.5hr $850
2hr $1100
2.5hr $1350
3hr $1600
Per additional hour $500
Wild GFE:
30min $650
45min $700
1hr $750
1.5hr $1100
2hr $1250
2.5hr $1600
3hr $1900
Per additional hour $650
VIP GFE:
30min $750
45min $850
1hr $900
1.5hr $1300
2hr $1700
2.5h $2100
3hr $2500
Per additional hour $800
Extended meets (inclusive of Classic, Wild & VIP MILF services):
4hr date (2hr social, 2 hr play) $2750
12hr $5000
24hr $8000
48hr $10,000
Tours & FMTY
I may not have tours advertised so please contact me to express interest in having me visit your hometown or if you'd like to fly me to you (FMTY)!
Please note a small travel fee applies when I am travelling to your location.
Travel fees start at $50 and are based on distance.
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INCALL
- 20 minutes $300
- 30 minutes $400
- 45 minutes $500
- 1 hour $600
- 1.5 hours $850.
- 2 hours $1,100.
- Additional time depending $500.
OUTCALL
- 1 hour $700
- 1.5 hours $950
- 2 hours $1300
- Additional hours time depending $600
- PLUS UBER COSTS
I have some SPECIAL SERVICES, just ask me:
• (Greek) $200 - at my discretion upon meeting
• Doubles (With a Lovely friend) ask the rates
• GS (Golden Shower on you) $50
HAVE IN MIND:
1. For OUTCALL services, you will assume the UBER cost.
2. A short shower at the beginning is included in all package for Hygiene reasons.
3. Aggressive, abusive and disrespectful behavior is not tolerated and the appointment will be cancelled. NO REFUND.
4. Refunds or partial refunds ARE NOT OFFERED during the booking if you finish early.
5. I DO NOT offer Natural SEX.
6. DO NOT bargain my rates.
7. ONLY Text Messages.
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*Rates and specific services shared via text. Available for bookings today.
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Price:
150/30mins
200/45mins
250/60mins
My EXTRAS:
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COF
ClM
rimming on you
BBB.J
DEEP THROAT
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BOOKING NUMBER:
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So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.
I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”
He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.
What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):
👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).
👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.
I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.
💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)
📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.
One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:
I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.
Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.
Your move, asshole. 😘💦
P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕
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