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Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕

I’m Rosie – 38 years old, built like a goddamn feast, not a snack honey.

think big, think soft, think titties that’ll smother ya silly & a belly that jiggles when I laugh – or when I’m on top, which is where I belong 🍑💦

my thighs? they’ll trap ya good. my ass? don’t even get me started – it’s a whole damn planet n you’re invited to explore every inch 😜

I ain’t some skinny lil thing scared to eat a burger – nah I’m a grown woman with curves that say “come here n grab somethin real”

my body’s warm, squishy, n all sorts of nasty – perfect for squeezin, bitin, scratchin, whatever freaky shit pops into that dirty head of yours 🥵

so here’s the deal –

no clock watchin, no awkward small talk, just me, naked, sweaty, n all yours til you tap out (good luck with that) 😏

I’ll start slow – kiss ya neck, bite ya earlobe, whisper stuff that’ll make ya blush n bust at the same damn time

then I’m gonna climb on n ride ya like a stolen car – fast, loud, n with zero fucks given

positions?? hell yes – doggy, reverse cowgirl, sideways, bent over the kitchen counter, pressed against the window so the whole street knows what’s up

69? obviously – I love havin my face buried while I’m buried too, that’s my kinda foreplay baby

CBT? ooh if ya like a lil pain with ya pleasure – I got nails, attitude, n a mean lil grin for that 😈

BJ? honey I go down like it’s my last meal – sloppy, wet, with that eye contact that’ll make ya weak in the knees

shower together? only if ya ready to get slippery n steamy – water’s hot, but I’m hotter, trust

now lemme tell ya what really gets my 38-year-old juices flowin –

I do it without that rubber nonsense – skin to skin, natural, like nature intended

n anal?? oh fuck yes – if ya know how to stretch me slow then pound me hard, I’ll be screamin so loud the neighbors’ll file a complaint 🍆💥

my pussy’s ripe, my ass is ready, n my mouth’s always open – put it in every hole I got, I can take it all, I promise ya that

I’m 38, no pills, no worries, just a woman who knows exactly what she wants n ain’t afraid to take it

who’s this for??

– freaks who love big soft bodies n heavy titties that’ll suffocate ya in the best way

– guys who ain’t scared of a lil extra jiggle n a whole lotta attitude

– men who want a real woman, not some photoshopped fantasy

– dirty mfs who like it loud, messy-mouthed, n totally unpolished

if ya want vanilla boring sex – move along sweetheart, this ain’t your stop

but if ya want a thick 38yo mama who’ll drain ya dry n leave ya tremblin – then text me 😘

💰 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY!!)

if it’s PayID, that shit better hit my account right then n there – no “pending,” no “it’ll clear in 2 hours,” none of that bullshit

can’t pay upfront?? don’t waste my damn time, period

📱 TEXT ME ONLY – I don’t pick up calls, sorry not sorry

if I don’t reply straight away – I’m probably busy gettin wrecked by some other lucky bastard – but I’ll get back to ya soon as I catch my breath n wipe the sweat off 😏

no timewasters – I can smell that weak energy from a mile away

❤️‍🔥 come find out why us big girls do it better – I dare ya ❤️‍🔥

– Rosie

your favorite thick, filthy, fun-as-hell 38yo mama 💋

I'm Sally~ I am so glad you have found me at last!!!

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And lots of people said that I am more beautiful than my photo", so I think you have to prove me! ^^

My name is Sally. I am 25-year-old . I look forward to meeting you and having some naughty GFE and some more fun together!

I have a sexy model body sexy long legs with size 8, milky soft smooth skin, DD cup busty, d long hair and 100% Angelic face with a sweet sweet smile.

I have a Hot sexy body that will burn you in my body.

If you want to escape...;P

Come lose yourself in my world.. Who knows you just may find yourself.

MY PRICE:

INCALL:

$150/30mins

$250/60mins

Extra Services

Anal Sex, Natural.Sex

Rimming on you

COF, C.I.M, BBB.J

Other areas by negotiation

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I'm Sofia, a friendly, down-to-earth, genuine independent mature escort. Passionate, flirty, charming, and intellectual, 

So, let's connect and enjoy each other.

When we meet, I will greet you in a classy dress with sexy lingerie

Today, I wanna get Fucked! Do you have what it takes to bend me over and fuck me from behind until I squirt all over the place? Or Are you gonna Cum Prematurely?

Let us enjoy it all happily

How about we take it nice and slow and I sit on your face rubbing my vagina lips on your lips as you lick my clit rings your nose ,A bit of 69 Perhaps; There is so much that could happen in the heat of the moment.👅👅

Although this is a part time pleasure for me, I am highly professional and conscientious. My focus lies squarely on giving you my undivided attention and attending to your satisfaction in an unrushed, pleasurable experience that you’ll want to repeat.🥰

Be tempted to choose between a sweet. Sensual girlfriend experience GFE that leaves you I an utter state of lust or entice your deepest, darkest & filthy fantasies with the ultimate pornstar experience PSE…

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Pornstar Experience (PSE)

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$150/ 30mins

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$250 / 1 hr

outcall :$450 for hr($100 Fare deposit)

I look forward to turning your fantasy into a reality.🥰💋

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Hi guys. 

I am Olivia, independent escort girl with natural big boobs. I have a sweet face and beautiful hair along down with my nicely curved body. I am very open minded and passionate, giving you new different feelings every time we stay together.

I am very polite, discrete, educated and well mannered we can talk about everything! no boring moments! No rush cuz it's your time. . . Let the fun begin and you will not forget our moments together! 

Please be nice, cuz I am also very pleasant, smiling and has a very positive attitude, will definitely make your Experience worth while.

SERVICES: 

True Girl Friend Experience (GFE)

Sensual Body to Body Nuru Oil Massage 

Rimming on me

Passionate love making

Passionate kissing

Cuddling and Touching 

Mutual Oral/69

Different Sex Positions

Teasing/Dirty Talk

Tea Bagging (Licking Sucking Balls)

Cum on my big breast and around body

Deepthroat/Gagging

Additional Extra Services

-Natural, Anal, BBBJ, CIM/COF, RIMMING on you (Additional Charge)

I offer good service and know how to make a gentleman feel comfortable and totally relaxed. If you are seeking a sexy and smart oriental girl for fun and relaxation, come to me.

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gentlemen,

I believe genuine connections and unforced intimate moments make for the best foreplay and you definitely won’t experience any awkwardness with me.

My playful, fun, and down-to- earth nature will have you quickly feel comfortable and confident in my presence. Fuvk me with passion; make my whole body covered in sweat and sweet sweet juice of yours then at last cum with everything you have, inside of me.

Whatever it takes, fucking in the balcony, shower, my kitchen floor or my kitchen slab, I will drain your balls, suck you dry and I will damn well ensure you walk out of my place with your balls emptied and back sore!

Welcome Discerning Gentleman & Companions,

If it’s a true girlfriend experience you desire with intensity and slow burning passion then please do step this way.

From the moment you walk in you’ll be at ease with my down to earth, warm and cheeky nature as

I enjoy building rapport and getting to know each other as I believe that mental connection leads to heightened sexual chemistry.

Don’t be fooled by my sweet and genuine demeanor though, I am just as naughty as

I am nice and truth be told I really enjoy intimacy, pleasuring my lover, the buildup and the intense mind-blowing explosions.

Shy or nervous? Please don’t be! My cheeky humour and affectionate

nature will have you at ease and with a grin on your face in no time. You will be sure to be fantasizing until our next tryst!

Hi , Sweetie 😘

Thankyou for taking the time to read my ads

READ CAREFULLY MY ADS

ALL MY PROFILE R JUST STRICTLY VERIFIED BY WEBSITE!!

ALL THE PHOTO U SEE IS THE MOST RECENT OF MIND

# I NOT CHINESE LADY PLEASE RESPECT TO TEXT OR ASK QUESTIONS LIKE HUMANS BEING!!

I’m so glad you’ve taken a moment to explore my profile. I’m Maya 28year old Malaysia / India I spoke Malayu , English language .

curvy with long black hair and big brow eyes. I have natural DD's, and soft skin.

I'm a very sweet, passionate person and provide a sensual, intimate GFE. I can also be very cheeky and playful and provide a naughty, submissive PSE. I love it rough and wild or sultry and seductive. You choose baby xx

I'm a very open minded, curious, creative person who loves to give, share and connect with all people, so text me on my number if you're interested in some fun together x

I value respectful, courteous communication

—private numbers or inappropriate messages won’t receive a response. Availability may vary, so please be mindful of both your time and mine.

 TIME AVAILABLE !!!

Tuesday - Wednesday 8am- 8:30pm

Thursday - Saturday 8am- 11pm

IMPORTANT NOTES!!

• Time wasters and private/hidden numbers will not receive a reply.

• Any reported or suspicious numbers will be ignored and Blocked.

• No second chance contact after booking no show up and without notice cancel appointment will be BLOCKED listed.

" I WILL NOT OFFER SERVICE any PARTY or DRUNK."

• Rude, disrespectful, or inappropriate messages will be BLOCKED immediately.

• I will Not send any photo due to my privacy reason and I will not disappoint you

• You are paying for my time and service, not ownership — please respect that boundary.

• Outcalls may require a deposit if we haven’t met before, or if travel is significant.

• Cash is preferred for first meetings. Bank transfer or online payments may be arranged with a 10% GST surcharge.

•I NOT CHINESE LADY PLEASE RESPECT TO TEXT OR ASK QUESTIONS LIKE HUMANS BEING!!

!! PLEASE RESPECT TO ASK QUESTIONS WHAT ON LIST IS WHAT I'M SERVICE!!

Please respect both your time and mine when making contact.

MY INCALLS SERVICES💦

Standard experience

Included B2B, bj ,touching, mutual oral, deep throat, sex (Protect) in multiple positions

30 mins $200

1 hr $330

Standard service 15 minutes $150 Quick and go

GFE ( Girl friend experience)

includes, B2B,kissing , 69, mutual, Bj , touching, mutual oral, deep throat, sex (Protect) in multiple positions (BBBJ+50)

30 mins- $250

60 minus -$400

STANDARD MASSAGE Pricing:

Happy ending with soft massage, body nude sensual erotic body rub

- 30 mins : $150

- 60 mins : $250

 READ PROPERLY BEFORE BOOKINGS!!

ONLY FOR OUTCALL !!

Important

* NO HALF AN HOUR/QUICKIE!!

$650 - 1 Hour + Travel

$1,400 - 2 hours + Travel

$100 deposit for outcalls to confirm booking

- CASH OR Payid ON ARRIVAL PLEASE

-TRAVEL: Any travel more then 10KM is not included in the booking rates and will need to be covered by you.

How to Book

To make a booking, please include the following:

Name:

Age:

!! Service Requirements:!!

-Condoms mandatory

-18+

-Respect



CASH and PAYID accept !!

Thank you for taking the time to read my profile. I look forward to meeting respectful gentlemen who appreciate a confident, playful, and unforgettable lady.

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