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Hi guys
I’m your sexy high-end companion. Allow us to enter a world of passionate pleasure together and let me satisfy your sexual needs. I can make your wildest fantasies a reality as I love to please and enjoy every minute of my rendezvous. I enjoy sharing my time with respectful men. I would love to show you an experience that you won’t forget and will have you wanting more.
I have perky 36E breasts with a round booty to match. My sexy curves, natural sun kissed tan, seductive bedroom eyes and soft supple lips will have all your expectations met. I have a genuine bubbly personality to balance out my sex appeal, which will have you comfortable and relaxed. My high sex drive and standard of satisfaction will have you feeling very spoilt!
Let's play, Let's party, Let’s be really naughty together and make the most out of this
Full service: FULL GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE, Shower together, cuddle tease, sexual full body slide, body rub, exotic body rub, Relief, Body 2 body slide, striptease, Uniform , role play and more
Price: for full service incall
30mins/$200
60mins/$350
Outcall
$500/1 Hour +uber fee deposit required
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️Angel by name, devilish by nature️ - it's Melbourne's favourite shapeshifting tboy for hire
✈️ Jun 02-03, Geelong VIC
✈️ June 13-16, Footscray VIC
✈️ Jun 17-21, Hobart TAS
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22, tan and tattooed with full kissable lips, an insatiable sex drive and genuine wild side
Whether you're after sensual kisses and electric touch, want to rail every hole, or have another fantasy you'd like to explore. I'm sweet, sexy, versatile, and always ready to treat you to a mindblowing time.
Please note that I am trans (FTM) on testosterone HRT. My voice is deep. I have no tits. My pussy gets naturally super wet and my clit is big.
Let me tell you that attraction doesn't need to be complicated! If you are into my pictures and vibe, curious, or excited by the prospect of a unique and indulgent experience, you've found the one for you
Clean and discrete private incall located in Footscray. Shower facilities and street parking are available.
Girl/Boyfriend Experience:
30 mins $300
45 mins $400
1 hour $500
2 hrs $800
Overnight $2500
Passionate Kissing • Mutual Masturbation • Fingering • Sloppy Covered BJ • Oral on me/69 • Vaginal Sex • Outfit requests • All With Condoms
Pornstar/Fetish/Fantasy Experience:
30 mins $400
45 mins $500
1 hour $600
2 hours $1000
Overnight $3000
Everything above • Can be your personal pornstar or more dominant depending on what you're into • Rough Hardcore Sex • Rimming and ass play • Toys • Spanking and choking • Kink services on you if desired • including but not limited to pegging, fisting, crossdressing, feet, pits, and spit
Extras
BBBJ +$200
Golden shower (on you) +100
Anal Sex (on me) +100
Filming/Photography +$ask
To make a booking please text/whatsapp using the following template as a guide and I'll get back to you shortly. I do not answer unscheduled phone calls or private numbers
"Hi Angel. My name is (name). I saw you on E&B and would like to make a booking at (time and date) for (duration). I am interested in (GFE/BFE/PSE/Any Other Requests). Let me know if that works for you, thanks."
☎️0485 501 279☎️
Looking forward to seeing you soon,
Angel🪽
Pregnant | Last tour Footscray 15th-19th.
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Hi, I’m Dallas Mae. This is my last Melbourne tour before retiring as I’m currently in my third trimester at 30 weeks pregnant (yes, my tummy shows this!). My natural DD cups have turned into G cups already and I’ve got that beautiful pregnancy glow.
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I’m open minded so if it isn’t listed above with my rates, shoot me a text and we can see if it’s possible! I’m very kink positive. Respect and chemistry are non-negotiable.
P.s. I’m a natural squirter! Book now before I’m gone.
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Name: AMY
Breast Size: Natural DD Cup prefect shape
Age: 22
Nationality: Malaysian
Height: 165cm
Weight: 48 Kg
Derss Size : 7
For the discerning gentleman - AMY is now your sweetest of escapes. Perfectly Polished from head to toe the perfect camoflauge for the wicked, cheeky, sinfully seductive yet submissive at all costs, Im a good girl and wants your escape to fulfil your every desire in every way possible.
I'm a sporty girl love to go to gym room and exicitng outdoor actitives to maintain my prefect body shape. Let my prefect fit body be your dessert, licking my body like Chocolate Ice-cream~
I OFFER Incall and Outcall full service
FULL SERVICES including SEX:
🌟Shower together
🌟Passionate deep kissing
🌟Cuddling and hugging, touching
🌟Erotic body massage with body sliding
🌟Hand job and blow job, 69
🌟Good sex multi positions
💦My full service rates are💦
$180 - 30 mins
$230 - 45 mins
$280 - 60 mins.
🚗Outcall $400 - 60 mins up depends on locations
extra service $50 - $100
I’m also providing 💎 Diamond service which included all extras $400 - 60 mins.
Welcome to enquiry
HOW TO BOOK ME:
If your ready for me to take you on the sweetest escape you'll ever experience book in today via text and please provide the following about yourself.
For an easy Straight forward booking,
1. Please Text me your Name
2. Duration of the booking (how long)
3. Your address and Room number (if outcall)
4. The time that works best for you
My photos have been taken in the last three months.
Curvy Kiwi Porn Star Party Girl
Hi I’m Jessica Paige (or you might know me as Jessica Juicy), your tattooed curvy dream come true, hyper-sexual and ready to help you explore your deepest fantasies. I am queer, inclusive and open to all bookings! Always down to have a lot of fun ;)
INCALLS AVAILABLE IN FOOTSCRAY
OUTCALLS AVAILABLE 24/7 !!!
Bookings:
If you'd like to make a booking please send a message with:
- Your Name.
- Time you are wanting to book.
- Location if outcall.
- Length of booking
- What service you’d like
- Any extras
- Photo proof of correct funds.
All bookings must be made via text as I don’t answer phone calls.
All bookings require a deposit or proof of cash funds and a photo of ID (can cover personal details). Last minute bookings incur a $100 fee.
Please respect my boundaries, privacy and keep all questions 100% booking related.
Please text me if you have any enquires, I will respond as quickly as I can! I Look forward to meeting you.
Wild Euro MILF Natural HUGE GG cup 43yo
Hello my name is Stormy Green
I'm a sexy European milf that knows how to please
I'm a fit 43yo blonde with HUGE natural GG cup
Size 14
Cup size GG
Height 5'5
Age 43
PRICES:
200 15mins bj
250 15mins bj cimm
250 30mins quickie gfe~
350 30mins pse~
300 45mins gfe~
400 45mins pse~
350 1hr gie~
450 1hr pse~
Inner west suburbs...only 5kms from cbd
To make a booking TEXT ONLY
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🔥 My name is Brittany , I am a fun, sexy, horny and naughty CD Trans girl.
😊 I am 170 cm tall, 65 kg, short black and blond hair, soft and sensual lips, brown eyes and a beautiful smile.
💲BANK TRANSFER
💲CASH PAYMENT
📵 No calls accepted, only messages or WhatsApp please, (My English is not very good and I may not understand you on the phone).
💦 Everyone must be showered before service as I do with every client before. Hygiene is extremely important to me and I prioritize it in my services.
😣 Abusive or disrespectful behavior will not be tolerated or else the appointment will be cancelled.
❌ NO refunds or partial refunds are offered during booking if you end early.
✅ *Please check prices and do not message to ask for a discount*.
💵 For Outcall there is a small deposit of $200 which will be deducted from the total payment.
📹 I also sell photos and videos very HOT, Videocall and Sexting for $100 or $150.
💎 *My rates are as follows (Incall)* 💎
$200 for 15 minutes.
$300 for 30 minutes.
$400 for 45 minutes.
$500 for 1 hour.
$900 for 2 hour.
💎 *My rates are as follows (Outcall)* 💎
$600 for 1 hour + Uber.
$1,100 for 2 hours + Uber.
💎 *My Extras* 💎
+$50 Without Condom
+$150 My Cum
STRICTLY TO BOOK PLEASE TEXT ME OR WHATSAPP ME 0450707519 WITH THE FOLLOWING:
NAME:
AGE:
BACKGROUND:
BOOKING TIME:
HOW LONG:
I hope to see you soon, Thank you ❤️
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I’m Jessica! a 23yo Vietnam Korean PARTY girl with natural brunette, brown (cat-like) eyes, soft skin, slight curves and long lean legs. I am passionate, playful and open-minded. From the moment we meet, you will be the center of my attention & affection. I love to experience meeting new and interesting people to spend quality time with. Exciting and adventurous, I will pamper you with passion where our fantasies can run from mild to wild. I offer playful and discreet experiences and I am available for men, couples. can't wait to meet you!
💋Just let me adore you invite you in me!!💋
🌸🌸Full service includes
Role play,Touching mutual masturbation, cuddling, different positions, shower together,light kissing,COB, Lap dance , Body slides, sensual touching, Licking,69,Striptease,Sex with Condom
Incall Price:
📌$100/15mins
📌$150/30mins
📌$200/45mins
📌$250/60mins
❌NO ANAL
❌NO NATURAL SEX
❌NO PRIVATE NUMBER
😤Don’t even ask!!
💘 0432330223💘
Your Sweet Little Girl, $200/30’mins
I’m Baby Browny — a confident, affectionate petite BBW standing at 4’10, small in height but full of warmth, curves, and irresistible energy.
I love creating slow, intimate, and unforgettable moments. I enjoy making a man feel relaxed, desired, and completely comfortable in my presence. My soft touch, warm personality, and playful nature make our time together feel natural, smooth, and deeply satisfying.
Don’t let my height fool you — I may be petite, but I know how to hold attention and keep it. I enjoy close body contact, soft conversation, and letting the chemistry build slowly. Nothing rushed. Just real connection and delicious tension.
With me, you can escape from stress and feel appreciated from the first moment we meet. I value cleanliness, good energy, and mutual respect. When we both feel comfortable, the experience becomes even more sensual and memorable.
What You Can Expect
• A petite 4’10 woman with confident, feminine energy
• Slow, sensual moments with real chemistry
• Warm conversation and attentive company
• Discreet, professional, and respectful service
I take pride in making you feel wanted, relaxed, and fully satisfied.
Availability
Incall and outcall available
Advance bookings are preferred
How to Book
Please message with:
Your name
Preferred time and duration
Incall or outcall
Serious enquiries only. Respectful communication is required.
I look forward to sharing something truly special session with you.
Strictly no refunds.
ACTIVE VERSATILE DOMINANT COUPLES PARTY FRIENDLY
Hello.....
I"m Classy Beauty 27 years old with a 7 inch Tool FF for you to play with!! I am Hot&Horny T-Girl whose Gorgeousness, Sensuality and Charisma and I promise to fill your pants with Desire!! SUPER ACTIVE AND VERSATILE
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Now, if you're ready to spend an unforgettable moment with a Classy,Kind&Fun Shemale,
Here is what I promise you:
non rush service time i not and issue during my sessions.
I'm there to make you feel, relaxed and ready to take you to your ultimate fantasy world.
**Call or text when you are ready for me! Available 24/7
100% Discreet & Drama Free
100% Real & Recent photos
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Forget a 5 Star Service, you just found a highly rated 5 Diamond Woman!!!
NOTE : I TAKE CASH ONLY / PAY ID as long as its INTANT TO REFLECT ON MY ACCNT .
And for Advance booking for appoitment
"I REQUIRED A DEPOSIT/DOWN PAYMENT FIRST TO KNOW YOUR LEGIT & GENUINE Because I will RESERVE THAT TIME SLOT for you that you want AND I WILL CANCEL OTHER BOOKINGS JUST FOR U so if your really CONFIRM to see me on the time YOU WANT I NEED a deposit ( $100 minimum) and don't worry will it be deducted of course on the payment when we meet ,so no need to worry if u still not satisfied want confirmation that it is me on my photos here in website why don’t u Video call me FaceTime or WATSAP VIDEO CALL ME
ACTIVE/VERSATILE
SOFT SKIN & BLACK HAIR
170 CM
60KG
FIRST TIMER/CURIOUS
TRANS LOVER
SOCIAL AND TRAVEL COMPANION
GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE
PARTY & COUPLES
📲 0435856846
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LOCATED IN FOOTSCRAY!! FOOTSCRAY!!
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GENUINE PHOTO
CONTACT NO 0411292475
INCALL RATES
🌹200 for 30min
🌹250 for 45min
🌹350 for 60min / 1hr
Extra 🌹100 for my fresh CUM
( 45 / 60 min session only )
AUSSIE COUNTRY GIRL IN THE CITY
G'day Melbourne....
People often notice my smile first: warm and inviting. Then my beautiful blue eyes. My face is framed by sun-kissed blonde hair that falls gently around my shoulders. I'm feminine, confident, educated and elegant. My Australian charm is unmistakable—authentic, naturally flirtatious, and touched by campfire nights, the quiet magic of the bush, starry skies and Vegemite on toast.
But beauty is only the beginning.
Our time together is designed to be unforgettable. From the moment we meet, there is a sense of excitement and anticipation — a magnetic attraction that feels both effortless and exhilarating. My warm, kind, and joyful nature puts you at ease, inviting genuine connection, intimacy, and unhurried pleasure.
You will expect moments of engaging conversation and the kind of presence and attention you may have been missing — and quietly longing for.
Perhaps you’ve been yearning for the closeness of soft, indulgent touches beneath the sheets… or maybe you’re drawn to something a little more playful, more daring and adventurous — a space where expression and desire are welcomed without judgment.
With me, you’re free to explore your inner most thoughts and feelings you’ve always wanted to share, safely and openly.
My smile may be sweet, but beneath it waits a mischievous edge, drawn to whispered temptations, your secret fantasies, and the heat of shared desire. I adore pleasing a man, and you can be assured that I will take genuine pleasure in making sure your time with me will be completely fulfilled.
If you’re drawn to a presence that captivates, a mind that seduces, and an attraction that pulls you closer… you may have just found her.
I hope to meet you soon,
Love Ally XXX
Call or text me to make a booking.
The booking process is easy, flexible and always handled discreetly by me.
Mobile: 0493 355 860 - OUTCALL to your hotel or residence/INCALL in Kingsville/Footscray.
Travel/Uber fees may apply.
Many services can be provided, please inquire and a custom service can be arranged.
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📞 0434-826-287
‼️ private apartment ‼️
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Transgirl Sensual Massage and Thai Oil Massage, where every moment is designed to exceed your expectations.Experience pure relaxation and sensuality with
Face blurred for privacy, photos 100% real!💗
* No sex service
: massage and happy ending 🌟
you allow to touch me
- 30 mins - $150
- 40-50 mins - $200
- 1 hr - $250
- 1 hr 30 - $300
- 2 hrs - $400
* Sex service / Full service
: massage and sex 🔥
- 30 mins - $300
- 45 mins - $350
- 1 hr - $450
( For bookings or questions, please contact
0434-826-287. or WhatsApp )
Operating Hours:
10 am - late
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Alexa Dom 28yo
176 cm /55 kg
Arabian mixed Asian background
Top versatile
8 inches
Play and puff
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Role play
Cum load
All night long 1550$
Hour 400$
30 min 250
Outcall 500$”
3 hour 900$
Tina - body rub
Tina age 28 yo. Friendly asian new in town. Good English and good services. Rates stated are for Body Rub. Additional charges may apply.
Alicia Lamars Porn-Star
Freaky. Real. Unforgettable.
I’m the freaky girl you’ve been craving the one with a fat, juicy ass that belongs in your face and curves you’ll never forget. Every inch of me is natural: soft skin, real boobs, real ass. No filters, no surgery just raw authenticity that feels as good as it looks.
My blowjob? Legendary. Don’t just take my word for it—see the proof on OnlyFans @alicia_lamars Fansly @Alicia_lamars
Website Alicialamars.com
This is not negotiable, because I’m worth every cent. You’re stepping into luxury erotic bliss a mix of elegance, filth, and pure heat. From my intoxicating scent to the way my lips worship your body, I tailor every moment to your deepest desires.
The Exotic Pornstar Girlfriend Experience
Indulgence includes:
• Toys (on me)
• COB (Cum on Body)
• Deep throat & 69
• Multiple positions & finishes
• Spanking & body slide
• Prostate massage & ball play
• Hard, passionate sex
• Sensual, oil-drenched massage
• Lingerie & seduction
• Oral on you & me
• Mutual masturbation
• Body kisses, cuddles & affection
• Intimate conversation & laughter
• Luxury private setting
Classy. Nasty. Unforgettable.
Let’s blur the line between fantasy and reality your wildest dreams start here.
Chloe Campbell
*Faces are blurred and tattoos have been removed to respect our discretion, as we do yours*
Hi, Chloe Campbell here! Allow me to introduce us..
I, alongside my partner Josh, are an Aussie/European m/f couple that offer live shows, companionship, massage, threesomes, cuckold and also love hearing your requests… We both also offer solo bookings :)
AAIA award winners for Best M/F Escort Duo, 2025
*Outcall available (Chloe solo bookings incall only)*
TXT 0402 953 838 to secure your booking x
Chloe (26)
I’m a petite, insatiable little thing, who's biggest turn on is by far giving pleasure. Your pleasure is my pleasure :)
I especially enjoy multiple partners of any variety, my favourite position is a spit roast!
STATS:
- 150cm (very petite!)
- Brown eyes
- Brown Hair
- B Cup Breasts
- Straight/Clean Teeth (Cheeky smile!)
GFE;
•kissing/ DFK
•body kissing/licking
•sensual massage on you or me
•cuddling, sensual, intimacy, passion
•mutual foreplay - hands, oral, 69, digits (no anal play)
•covered oral and intercourse
•cum on body
PSE also available x
Josh (34)
Handsome, charismatic and the chilliest guy you'll ever meet :)
Quite a member on him, and he knows how to use it!
A talent to make anyone he meets instantly comfortable (very handy if you are new to joining a couple in the bedroom), one second with Josh and you will feel like you have a new best friend.
STATS:
- 171cm
- Blue eyes
- Brown Hair
- 8 inch and thick
Come live your deepest fantasy, try something new, share me with my man, or have me all to yourself!
**Now also offering doubles and group bookings with our beautiful female friends. Enquire for rates :)**
All extras massage services available💯👍😜🌹
HI
I am Norra, iam new, just landedI am sensual seductive cute and flirtatious and really understand what you need. 🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
Do you need Special Attention? 💯👍😜🌹
Looking for a massage that goes beyond the basics? 💯👍😜🌹
Call now: 0404 532 605
*** Come to my place, enjoy the moment just for TWO of us, just you and me in my Hygiene, clean and comfortable private room.🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
If you would like enjoy a relaxing massage in a lovely atmosphere, try to meet me, trained and skilled masseuses. I guarantee you will come back because I put in extra effort to please you with best possibility of your choice.
- I know what you need, come in and get what you really want.🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
Good experience form warm relaxation, come in and I can make sure you are very relaxed, room is thoroughly cleaned each day.
I offer:
Full body relaxing massage
**** Lots more to be discussed
**** Extra services available, XOXO 🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
For more details please come and talk, babe xoxo
Call me now: 0404 532 605
My private room in 340 Williamtown Road, Yarraville VIC 3013
-Corner of Dockland Hwy, next to Papillion’s Pizza, near McCanns Plumbing supplies, Kebab Zones,
Let's play x
*I will be in Hobart from 17th-20th x
Looking for some quick and dirty satisfaction, or maybe everlasting adoration and pleasure? My name is Bailey and all I want is to please, and be pleased by you x
I'm tall, with Dramatically supple, tattooed skin, natural curls and a full bush. Come get lost in my deep blue eyes, and let me sooth you with my soft touch and tongue. I could talk, cuddle and fuck for hours, making a gfe service my absolute favourite. Or if you're in a rush, I've always got time to make your day with my unmatched throat skills
Come see me at one of my clean & discreet Incalls x
text to book with your
- name
- Booking Length & Time
- Requested Service
NO CALLS
NO NATURAL
NO ANAL
NO GROUPS
🔥🍆 I’M ALMAY, 40 & STILL A GODDAMN MESS – WANNA DROWN IN THIS WET PUSSY? THEN TEXT ME, YA DUMB FUCK 🍆🔥
Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.
I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.
I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.
You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.
Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.
Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.
I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.
So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.
I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”
He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.
What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):
👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).
👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.
I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.
💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)
📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.
One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:
I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.
Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.
Your move, asshole. 😘💦
P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕
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