South Yarra Escorts & Adult Services

0468 897 742

Nat Anal Cream pie!

First of all thank you for noticing me and checking out my profile.

I am Monica an independent touring escort and an ex-model on.

In meeting me, you will notice I truly enjoy getting to know my lovers on a very personal and intimate level. I am free spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.

My background is very noticeable in my exotic appearance. I have flawless smooth skin (just as seen in the photos) and bedroom hazel eyes.

On my days off you are likely to find me at the gym or enjoying the great outdoors. I am passionate about having a positive mindset towards life.

My services list:

Passionate tongue kissing

Sensual tickling and cuddling

Erotic nude body rub & body slide with aromatherapy oils

Soapy wet shower or bath for two

Body worship

Fire & Ice relief

Snow balling

Ball worship

Ball sucking & licking

Cock spitting

Tea bagging

Face fucking*

Cock rub

Double handed hand-job

cob

Prostate play

Water play*

Fingering

Foot fetish & worship

Genuine lesbian licking, sucking & fucking

Toy play

Spanking

Dress-ups* (Please enquire)

My full service rates are

$150 - 30mins

$200 - 45mins

$250 - 60mins.

I also Provide The Diamond PSE ( PornStar Experiences) 

Package Include (Addtional cost)

Anal Sex, Natural.Sex, Rimming on you

COF, C.I.M, BBB.J Deepthroat, Face Fuck,

Rough Play, Dirty talk, Shower Sex

Visit you

$400 - 60mins.

0468 897 742

✨Hello Gentlemen✨

I am Audrey easy going, 22yrs old, I Have big sparkling Black eyes, A size 6-7 body, smooth skin, Perky E cup natural boobs, and a bum that'll drive you mad ;).

Upon meeting me, my gentle and warm nature will make you feel instantly relaxed and at ease. My fun loving and flirtatious personality radiates, and I guarantee you will enjoy spending time with me, again, and again, and again...

I am naturally very sensual , unique and unforgettable. A seductress by nature, do not be fooled by my innocent looks.

 0481 367 233

SERVICE LIST

•Shower For Two

•Affectionate Cuddling

•Spooning/Companionship

•Sensual body rub

• Mutual play

•Sexy Lingerie

 incall available

130 20mins

180 30mins

230 45mins

280 1 hr

My rate for outcall full service are:

500 one hour depend distance. taxi fee and deposit required

 0481 367 233

HI GUYS

My passionate,intimate girlfriend experience will surely blow your mind.

I am a genuine INDIAN escort and take pride in myself if you are a genuine man looking to spend some time with me please feel free to contact me

Cute Sexy Girl Waiting to please you !

 What's included in my service: 

Girl friend experience

affectionate cuddling

shower for two

 69

good suck

Dirty talk

different positions

erotic massage / body rub

Im a naughty, sexy, bubbly babe with a gorgeous smile

I am a woman who loves giving and making those around me feel comfortable and happy.

My passionate,intimate girlfriend experience will surely blow your mind.

I have dark brown eyes beautiful long hair and a curvy body with soft 

smooth skin with all natural assets in the right places !!

I am a 22-year-old Sexy lady, with full lips, E breasts ! I’m classy, playful, fun, open minded and my only desire is to make your fantasies come true.

I highly value my own protection as well as yours, therefore I do not provide any unsafe, natural services. Please don't ask me to make an exception, especially not during our time together.

For bookings please be patient if I’ve missed your call please just text me.

No time wasters please.

Private calls will not be answered

bella xoxo 0489 236 806

I

NCALL 150 30mins and 250 an hr 

outcall from 450 an hr + uber fee depends on distant

OUTCALL required deposit 

bella xoxo 0489 236 806

 0403 798 391

Hello guys

My name is Jessica. It's my first time in here and I will love to know new people and make them happy. I am a lovely independent Japanese escort, charming and gorgeous model. 

Welcome to my personal profile ! Impressive and natural breasts, big and very sensual lips. All natural! Contact me, you will not regret. 

I am very friendly, smiling, horny and hot. So if you are looking to spend few memorable moments I am definitely the perfect option for you. 

I enjoy spending time with men all of age. I like to make my customers fell excited, spoiled and most vital I want that you to feel absolutely stunning and a big smile on your face. I love what I do and forever I have a mutually fit respect for my playmates and offer may all those I met. 

All my image are 100% genuine what you see is what you'll get. A fun passionate and vivacious hot best class remarkable girl with a positive playful and spirited outlook on life, I am intelligent, educative, charming and passionate with a best sense of humour, love to be with and I am hundred percent real. 

You will also find me extremely caring, feminine, romantic as well as affectionate, elegant and sensual young women.

Here’s my GFE Service List

The Girlfriend Experience

Multiple rounds of passionate and intimate sex

Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes

Deep French kissing

Passion and lust

Variety of positions and places for sex

Sensual body massage and body slide

Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders and stockings

Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play

Outfit requests - please suggest your favourite dress up

69 oral pleasure

Make me orgasm intensely

Ball sucking, licking and teasing

Girlfriend affection and conversation

Snuggles and cuddles post-sex

XXX soapy shower together

Solo masturbation shows

Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)

Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

Spanish with my delicious natural, full breasts

THE VIP Porn Star Experience

Deep throat，Gaggingn, 

Roughy stuff- on you and me, 

Rimming - on you and me, 

Toy Play - on you and me, 

Double Penetration, 

COF/CIM, Squirting, 

Anal Sex, Natural.Sex, Natural.oral

Swallow, Filming, Dirty Talk

Incall GFE

30Mins $150

45Mins $200

60Mins $250

Outcall GFE

60Mins $400

I am the supreme escort.

Book me now 0403 798 391

Hey Lovers, My name is Avery. I'm a 33yo busty curvy redhead European goddess with curves in all the right places. I am based in Melbourne, Australia. I specialise in a erotic milking table massage experiences. I am a highly reviewed and rated sensual masseuse. To find out more visit my website for much more detail.

SERVICES

EROTIC MASSAGE

This includes my erotic massage experience with a plush modified glory hole milking massage table. My erotic massage includes everything listed below.

RATES

$180 30 Minutes

$240 45 Minutes

$280 60 Minutes

$450 90 Minutes

$550 2 Hours

$800 3 Hours

- Full body sensual massage (FBSM)

- Lingam / Penis massage

- Gloryhole milking table massage

- Body-to-body massage (B2B)

- Fully nude full body oil massage

- Swedish Massage

- Deep tissue massage

- Fully nude massage

- Spanish / Breast fucking

- Perinium stroking

- Slow sensual edging or High Intensity Edging

- Hand relief to completion / Happy Ending / Handjob

Let me work my hand magic and bring you to the peak of sexual relaxation.

DELUXE MASSAGE

So you want to take your experience to the next level?

It includes everything in my erotic massage. but with a few upgrades.

RATES

$200 30 Minutes 

$280 45 Minutes

$350 1 Hour

$550 90 Minutes 

$650 2 Hours

$800 3 Hours

Bodyslide

Toy Show

Lingerie and Heels

Covered Blowjob

Optional Prostate Massage

Extras

Toy Show $20

Prostate Massage $20

Anal Play (On You) $20

Pegging $50

Golden Shower (On Me) $50

Facesitting $50

Rimming (On You) $50

Tie and Tease $50

Luxury Extras

Natural Oral $100

Natural Oral with Cum in Mouth $150

BDSM, KINK & FETISHES $200 Extra

Make a Booking

I prefer email enquiries.

[email protected]

You can use SMS if you prefer

+61 0419 828 656

So, You’ve found me and you have decided to take the plunge. It’s time to lock in your ultimate fantasy milking table session.

Please include all the information below to speed up the process of your enquiry.

○ Your city and State

○ What site you found me on

○ Preferred booking type

○ Preferred time and date

○ Booking duration

○ Anything Avery should know

I require a deposit of $50 for all bookings made during my tours. In the event of a booking of 90 minutes or longer. I will ask for a $100 deposit. This deposit must be paid within 15 minutes of securing your fantasy milking table booking . It is an absolute requirement to session with me.

Remember, your first contact with me is incredibly important. First impressions matter. Treat it like an audition. So please, be respectful when contacting me and try to include my required information. If I don’t respond., Check your enquiry and make sure it stands out as a high quality enquiry that has everything I need to lock you in as I tend to deprioritise low quality messages and emails.

Hi babe call or text 0434037976

I am educated and well-groomed and take pride in my presentation. I have a perfect model body waiting for you to explore. I am an attractive 20 year-old, with Natural C tits. Although looking young, I am a sexually experienced lady and comfortable engaging in sexual intimacy with a successful gentleman like you. I got perfect devil body shape.❤️

I am very bright and bubbly with lots of energy, I provide a tantalizing and intimate service for the discerning gentleman, who appreciates an intelligent companion whilst also getting a little bit naughty.

Discretion is of the upmost importance to me, what happens between us is strictly our little secret.

An experience and girl you will never forget.

Never rushed, satisfaction always guaranteed!

I am 100% independent.

I like to meet people and find getting intimate with different people a real turn on – come and find out! You will have a great experience whether it is for a short or long time!

Please call to see if I can be your exotic sensual dream.. Whether it is a short or a long time it will be memorable!

I promise not to rush the service so we can maximise the fun together!

Full services rate

1）Standard service $150/30 , $250/45 , $250/60

 Hi, Guys. My name is Julie. My number is 0412 730 134

I am from Taiwan. Mature experienced lady. Independent escort.

Pls text me like: 

Hi, Julie, your number from EB. I'd like to book/enquiry about your service at XXXX time. Pls call my name Julie to show respect. 

Text my number only. No calls.

My services include: 

1. Standard GFE

Kissing, Shower together, Dirty Talk, BJ, Sex in Multiple Positions, sensual massage. Pussy and boobs licking Etc. 

$150/30mins

$250/60mins

2 BDSM

I am femdom. Experienced mistress. If you need a training, let me know

BDSM $350/60mins

Text 0412 730 134

❤️100% Real verified. Babe. We are 2 girls. new Nice . beautiful, Amazing service. never waste ur time. If U Don't Come . Ur Loss

Hey babe. First time working here for sure.Real pictures real girl next door, 100% girlfriend experience with wonderful 5-star services. I'm pretty gorgeous angelic face and natural soft  boobs  , hot fleshy lips, big smile, silky  hair, smooth soft fair skin, slender  legs, wet tight pussy, wonderful ass, a feminine, intelligent, attractive, sexy.

Full services: Shower together, oral with condom, condom sex and full body slide massage, Cuddling and Touching, Sexy Lingerie stocking, Variety of Positions.

Each Girl : incall Full service rates:

Condom sex~

Hf hr 150

45 mins 200

One hr 250 cash

Outcall at least one hr 500. Depends

Extra Services List:

BBB-J, CIM, rimming Job and many..

I want to be your wildest sexy daydream, a place you go nobody else knows about, a memory you can almost touch that lives in the darkest crevice of your mind.

I can be your VIP companion..

Sexy Lexi here to have some fun with. An enhanced Ecup bust, long legs to heaven and Seductive green eyes that will drive you crazy. If you ask me what i love about myself, it would be the soft perfect butt cheeks with fantastic hip handles to grab. Easy going and down to earth personality. Perfect to have a great laugh with and just an overall good banter.... 

For those that are looking for that sweet someone, maybe a dinner to get those tantalising taste buds going, a walk along the beach, Netflix and chill or whatever your perfect date might be...... 

Or if you're wanting a naughty girl we can head straight to your place or hotel to get hot heavy under the covers....

Whatever your seeking, I can be your baby girl, or I can be your freak in the sheets ;)  

My main priority is that I kindly ask that you be polite and respectful (you get what you give).

At this stage will be only doing outcalls to you, Apologies if this causes any inconvenience.

Please also take note that all bookings require a small deposit, any short messages will be ignored. When making a booking please include, Name and age, Area that you are located, preferred duration and if there is anything specific that you would like throughout your time with me.

*Travel fee may apply.

Please note that I do not offer any natural services!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do not give permission for any entity to use my profile or photos on any other website. 

Treat Yourself to an Exotic Escape!

A selection of beautiful and friendly Asian ladies, each with her own unique charm and excellent service to help you relax and unwind.

✨ Warm showers available

✨ Air conditioning & heating available

✨ Spacious, clean private rooms

✨ Relaxing and welcoming atmosphere

Beautiful Asian Ladies • Great Service • Ultimate Relaxation

Call Jasmine Massage to book your spot now: 0458772105

Walk-ins welcome, bookings are highly preferred. ❤️

20A Centreway Keilor East

I am one of the most genuine and down to earth women you will encounter. I have long hair and beautiful eyes. A natural beauty with a smile that lights a room and soft lips you'll never tired of kissing.

I am size 7 with a toned figure and silky soft skin.My breasts are a natural and perky C cup with soft, responsive nipples. I love to keep myself healthy and fit I have gorgeous toned legs and a plump ass you can grab onto, as well as the skills to ride you all night long.

Picture me on my knees, taking your whole cock in my mouth, Unable to speak, I look up in to your eyes, begging you to bend me over and fuck me with your hard cock!

I've been a VERY bad girl! Starting with a sensuous body slide to begin with rubbing all of my curves over your body than a hot erotic body rub which my soft beautiful hands and lips work wonders!!

I am a hot exotic sexy women full of class & sophistication.

I can make you feel like a hot desirable man in and out of the bed...

I will take your body to heaven and back...from your head to your toes your body will be feeling

ECSTATIC!!!!

Girl friend experience In call

150 /30min

200 /45min

250 per hour

Light kissing, light touching, mutual masturbation, multiple positions, oral on you, oral on me, 69er, role play, lingerie, sex,

Or try my sensual nude body to body massage with hand job happy ending

120 /30min

200 per hour

Feel free to contact me with any queries you may have

Hello .I'm Lemon, I'm Thai Vesrs(top and bottom)26 year old. Tall 168cm. Body size 12 Smooth soft skin and feminine ladyboy with a big soft boobs and delicious 6.5 tool. Very professionaly massage many year experience. Get relax and happy time with me from your hard work.

Available for

"Option1"

*****Naked massage rate with hand release

30min 150$

45min 250$

60min 300$

📢📢!!! Pls read !!!! This option only hand work allow only for touch, no suck ,no kiss (pay more if you want to do)

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"Option 2"

****** full service get free massage if you have a time left. Top and bottom (fuck and get fuck) ,Deep Franch kiss, passionate kissing , ******All welcome for first timer. I do Girlfriend experience for first timer and I'm good teacher, gentle, best starter...

15min 200$

30 min 250$

45 min. 300$

1 hour. 400$

1&half. 600$

2 hour. 800$

( out call minimum 1 hour 600$ deposit 200$)

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" Extra service"

***Extra cum (my cum)+100$

***cum in my mouth +100$

***Riming you +100$

***Fisting (only for customer)+100$

***Golden shower +50$

*** Dominant + 100$

***Make you sissy and dress you up +50$

***Stay with you all night 3000$

*Real pic real one if you not sure pls video call

#no Scammer

#no send more pic

#no private number

#no sex cam

#no money no honey and no horny

***Best service with lovely smile see you guy**

New young girl uu, amazing service! 🥳💯👍😜🌹

My dearest, hello, I am uu a sexy beauty standing at 160cm tall, and I will ignite your passion. Imagine: long, glossy black hair cascading down like a waterfall, beckoning you as if caressed by your fingertips. My deep, captivating brown eyes hold secrets only you can unlock, each gaze filled with allure. My DD-cup breasts and flawless size 6 figure are like a paradise of desire, every inch of my skin sculpted, designed to leave you wanting more. I am more than just a woman—I am a living fantasy, a bewitching enchantress pondering how to make your heart race and your breath catch in your throat.

I am fluent in English , and my words and touch are equally mesmerizing. Whether whispering sweet nothings in your ear or letting our bodies speak the unique languages ​​of our lands, I will transport you to a world of passion that belongs only to us. Unrestrained and ready, I will always be there with my alluring smile and profound imagery, exploring every hidden desire and longing within your heart. Being with me is a sweet yet sinful desire, a desire to make your trembling attention tremble at the most satisfying center.

It makes me feel both relaxed and invigorated in my presence.

My pursuit is not to settle for a destination—but to push boundaries, to tease you, to please you, to make every day with me feel like stolen, pure happiness. From the moment we meet, I will become your greatest temptation, your secret indulgence, your everything. Ready to revel in my time? Contact me now, let us form a rainbow together, and burn like a bear after our time together ends.

I'm Sally~ I am so glad you have found me at last!!!

0489 235 503

And lots of people said that I am more beautiful than my photo", so I think you have to prove me! ^^

My name is Sally. I am 25-year-old . I look forward to meeting you and having some naughty GFE and some more fun together!

I have a sexy model body sexy long legs with size 8, milky soft smooth skin, DD cup busty, d long hair and 100% Angelic face with a sweet sweet smile.

I have a Hot sexy body that will burn you in my body.

If you want to escape...;P

Come lose yourself in my world.. Who knows you just may find yourself.

MY PRICE:

INCALL:

$150/30mins

$250/60mins

Extra Services

Anal Sex, Natural.Sex

Rimming on you

COF, C.I.M, BBB.J

Other areas by negotiation

Dragon Service Extra's Package

Text: to book 0489 235 503

Standing at 166cm with a natural C cup and a graceful silhouette, I carry myself with elegance and charm. My long, silky black hair and deep dark eyes reflect both warmth and confidence, while my smile has often been described as instantly relaxing and inviting. Many people say the first impression I give is one of beauty combined with genuine friendliness, making them feel comfortable right away.

But what truly defines me goes far beyond appearance. I take pride in offering thoughtful companionship where every detail matters. Whether it’s our very first meeting or a familiar reunion, I make sure you feel cared for and appreciated. Time spent with me is always natural, easy, and filled with warmth. From lighthearted conversations to quiet, peaceful moments, I aim to create an atmosphere where you can simply be yourself.

Personality is one of my strongest qualities. I am open, attentive, and genuinely curious about people. I love to listen, and I respond with sincerity, which is why spending time with me feels effortless and enjoyable. My energy is positive and caring, and I always bring patience and kindness into every encounter.

I believe true beauty is not only about how you look but also about how you make others feel. With me, you will always find someone who treats you with respect, warmth, and attention. My goal is to make sure that every meeting leaves you refreshed, happy, and smiling.

✨ Quick glance

• Height: 166 cm
• Bust: C cup
• Dress size: 7
• Hair: Black
• Eyes: Black
• Ethnicity: Asian
• Languages: English

If you are seeking a woman who is attractive, genuine, and devoted to making your time special, then I believe I may be the perfect choice. With me, it’s not just about spending time together, but about creating moments that truly feel unforgettable.

My Special rate is $100 30mins$150 45 mins $200 60mins

The girls operate independently from private, discreet apartments and houses across Australia. Our locations rotate weekly, here’s where we are:

WEDNESDAY (22ND JULY 2026)

1) Private apartment in BOX HILL, VIC

• TULLY

2) Private house in WERRIBEE, VIC

• GIA
• BELLA

3) Private house in BERWICK, VIC

• BAYLEE

4) Private house in BAYSWATER NORTH, VIC

• MARGO

5) Private house in RINGWOOD, VIC

• LOLA
• IVY

6) Private house in BENDIGO, VIC

• JADE
• DAISY

View our locations for the rest of the week here: www.numassages.com.au/locations

Hey, welcome to Nu Massages, we're so glad you found us! x

We specialise in providing an intimate, sensual and passionate experience with your pleasure and comfort as our top priority. We genuinely love what we do which you will feel during our time together. All of our services can be customised to your fantasies and desires, ensuring you experience the most relaxing time possible. 

Our prices and services are upfront with no hidden costs or surprises, ever. Our pictures are authentic, unedited and verified with our faces and tattoos hidden or blurred to maintain privacy and discretion. All our girls complete regular health checks making sure all of our services are safe. This is NOT a massage shop / brothel - our girls work independently in private, luxury and discreet apartments or houses.

MASSAGE RATES

$150 = 30 minutes

$200 = 45 minutes

$250 = 1 hour

The rates include a sensual erotic full body to body nude massage, body slides and hand relief with one of the girls.

Extras are available, please visit the website below or TEXT the receptionist for more information.

numassages.com.au/services

HOW TO BOOK

Our booking process is simple and no deposits are required. Payment is made in person directly to the girls on arrival (accepted methods - cash, PayID or Beem transfers). Book now on our website:

numassages.com.au 

OR please TEXT Jessie / reception the following details and they will respond ASAP x

TEXT ONLY: 0425422250

1: Your name

2: The name of the girl you wish to see

3: Location

4: Booking details

Example:Hi Jessie, my name is Jason. I’d like to book with *preferred girl name* in *location* today at 4pm for 45 minutes. 

Have any questions? Chat to reception via LiveChat: https://direct.lc.chat/19164541/

Thank you and we can't wait to see you!

Love, Nu Massages xo

Check out our online platforms:

Bluesky

@numassages.bsky.social

Telegram Group (where we post updates on our availabilities)

https://t.me/+jz0wORb12Hg1NDk1

Name: RIVA

Age: 21

Nationality: Japanese

Breast Size: D CUP

Height: 162cm

Size: 6

Sexy, sensual, mischief, cheeky & fun. I love to please & be pleased.My boobs are amazing - big, round with large sensitive nipples.

I do fantastic service can make magic on you,my killer weapon and my skill are amazing,no one can forget me after see me once. I am talking seriously baby. ,my tongue will tell you the amazing story.

I provide quality extra service and party fun. What else? Come to my private apartment to find out, or I can go to your place. I do private incall and out call.

💦 Incall Rates:💦

Deluxe service

30 mins $250 including bbbj, dfk and pussy licking with condom sex

45 mins $380 including bbbj, dfk and pussy licking with condom sex

60 mins $450 including bbbj, dfk and pussy licking with condom sex

Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕