St Kilda Escorts

Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕

20 MINUTES

Kissing, oral sex and sex

- $130

30 MINUTES OF ME

Kissing, oral sex and sex

Standard – $250

Kissing, oral sex and sex, touching, fingering & oral on me ( oral on you is included 

GFE – $300

1 HOUR OF PARADISE

Kissing, oral sex and sex

Standard – $450

Kissing, oral sex and sex, touching, fingering & oral on me

GFE – $500

PORN STAR EXPERIENCE (1 HOUR)

Deep French kissing, sensual or sloppy oral sex, deep fingering, pussy worshipping, oral on me, and sex

$600

2 HOUR DEALS 

This is essentially a girlfriend experience, which you may like to make social, eg: dinner date, fine dine or can also be in private which I can offer a relaxing experience & environment chatting and more :) 

$800

HOW TO BOOK

Name:

Age: 

Duration of booking: 

Location( if outcall) 

Preferred time:

my purpose is to make others happy and continue to be kind with one another! And recognition of the current circumstances and cost of living. My price can reflect to everyone’s budget and influence on the world we live in ❤️

(please fill out the above when texting me!) keen to meet you ❤️

0468 400 143

Hi, Everyone

I am Shelly a sexy independent girl just arrived in town.

I am a Elegant, beautiful and sexy women. I’m friendly, charming and very passionate. I provide full intimate sexual Girl Friend Experiences! 

I have great sexy feline presence, hot and extremely gorgeous and sweet-nature, I will make any time you spend perfect, it will be the fantasy you have always dreamed of. Spending time with me will be an unforgettable experience, I have a natural ability to put you at ease, make you feel special and to help your de-stress. 

Come to me we can do everything you want me to do in the room. xoxo

My Full Services includes:

* Nuru Sensual Body Massage

* Lots of Kissing and Cuddling

* Good Blowjob and Best Sucking Skills

* Titty Play and Mutual Oral

* Romantic sex in different position

Extra Services

* Tight Anal Play

* Natural Sex

*Bbbj CIM/COF

*Rimming/Golden Shower

Full Services

30 Mins $150

45 Mins $200

60 Mins $250

Outcall

60 Mins $400

Call/Text: 0468 400 143

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Hello Gentlemen,

I am here to make your fantasy come true and fulfil all your desire!

I am a true Cambodian Beauty and we make our man feel special always! I cant wait to hear from you as I‘m available for in-call and out-call service!

Name: Angela

Age: 24

Nationality: Cambodian

Boobs Size: 36EE

Bust size: 8

Mobile: 0421849847

GFE Service:

Kissing and Touching

BBBJ

CIM

DFK

COB

Cuddling

Mutual Natural Oral

Different Positions

Shower light role play

Sexy lingerie

Over night date

Mutual masturbation

Handjobs different positions

Affectionate Kissing

Foot Fetish

If you're looking for someone fun, fit and a little bit flirty I'm the perfect girl to fulfill your fantasies.

GFE service rates:

$150/30 minutes

$200/45 minutes

$250/60 minutes

Diamond Service:

$400/hr

Deep Tongue Kissing

Bbbj

Cim

Rimming

Body Slides

Deep Throat

Condom sex dragon service

Cum as many times as you can

Extras:

B.BBJ +50

R.imming +50

Golden shower +50

C.IM +100

Anal +100

Natural sex +100

Please enquire x

Outcall from

$450/hr + Uber

I’m here waiting for you. We’ll have great fun time together.

Angela x

Hi lovie 💕

My name is Kendall – a sweet - sexy and playful crossdresser (CD) based in Melbourne.

📨 Hurry up text me make a booking, to experience the sensational service you could ever have.

I am offering a unique, exciting and unforgettable experience. 💋😈🍆🍑💦

I love transforming into your perfect girl-next-door fantasy – soft voice, pretty smile, and all the curves in the right places.

Whether you’re curious, experienced, or just want to explore something different in a discreet and respectful space – I’m here to make it memorable.

✨ very playful and sexy, always clean, polished and well-presented

📍 Incall & outcall available – let me know what suits you best

Text me for booking – respectful and genuine enquiries only 💖

Hi babe,

I’m a Asian girl – confident, sexy, and easy to be around. What you see is what you get: smooth skin, soft curves, pretty face, and a warm smile that’ll make you feel relaxed the second we meet.

I’m not here to act fake or put on a show. I enjoy what I do, and I love spending time with men who know how to treat a woman.

Whether you need stress relief, cuddles, or just someone who knows how to touch you right – I’ve got you.

⏰ Short or long bookings welcome

🛏️ Private, discreet, and clean apartment

I don’t rush. I don’t pretend. I give you the real thing.

Message me when you’re ready to feel something real.

I am new to the area but am an experienced provider looking to meet some new people, and hopefully some repeat calls! I am super easygoing and open-minded, but also a lady and very professional.

I do have a wild side ;) Once we meet you will be addicted!

 I am that sexy, sweet, petite, and fun-size treat you have been looking for!.

 I am fun-loving, outgoing, spontaneous, and sweet. 

Here’s my GFE Service List

The Girlfriend Experience

Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes

kissing

Passion and lust

Variety of positions and places for sex

Sensual body massage and body slide

Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders and stockings

Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play

Outfit requests - please suggest your favorite dress-up

69 oral pleasure

Makes me orgasm intensely

Ball sucking licking and teasing

Girlfriend affection and conversation

Snuggles and cuddles post-sex

Solo masturbation shows

Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)

Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

Hi boys, I’m Maya, a 21-year-old beautiful and feminine CD companion.

Sweet, classy, clean and very open-minded. I love dressing up, looking glamorous and creating a relaxed, fun and unforgettable experience together.

I’m friendly, respectful and easy to connect with. Whether you want good company, deep conversation, cuddles or a genuine girlfriend vibe, I’ll make sure you feel comfortable and appreciated. 💋✨

Hello guys , I am Stacy .I am naughty gorgeous and active with 22 years old . I have lovely body FIT size 7 36E natural breasts and smooth light Tanned skin and sexy lips

 Love makes you horny, balances and relaxes.

Stacy0468740322

GFE sex I do professional and excellent massage. Emergency services. good day.

If you Looking for a sexy young girl to spoil yourself? I am the right person for you to achieve loneliness. To provide you with the highest quality service will not let you down.

0468740322 Stacy

 Full service including 

sexy stockings lingerie 

GFE safety hobby sucking in different locations

shower together 

Oral to me 

passionate lips kiss 

Body Oil Massage 

Foreplay 

Roleplay School Girl 

fetish 

spanking on u

With protection ring 

lease text me on to inform me of my scheduled time. 0468740322

incall 130 20mins , 180 30mins 230 45mins and 280 an hr

outcall from 450 an hr + uber fee

0468740322

kisses Stacy xoxo

Hello, guys! I am Celine 21

Booking number 0430 393 877

Sz6, Slim body,162cm,

Fully shaven love 69 extra smooth and watering, pretty face,

very sexy -Fun, Never rushed,

friendly and open mind.

I'm new in town, only for 2weeks

Easy parking, discreet,

luxury, very conformable place.

My Service available

Affectionate Lip Kissing

Mutual Play/ TADY/ Dirty Talk

Eroctic Body Rub

Variety of Positions

GFE-girl friend experience

xxx 0430 393 877

Celine

💦 HORNY GIRL NEXT DOOR 💦 0466 961 731

Hey guysss i’m Emily, the sexy dream you've been waiting for…

With my naturally curvy body, a luscious booty, and gorgeous big tits, I’m here to bring your fantasies to life.

I love excitement and am always up for some fun. Whether you’re looking for a sweet, caring girlfriend experience or a naughty little minx, I can be exactly what you need.

GFE - Girlfriend Experience 

I offer a girlfriend experience in which I fulfil your fantasies of being your sweet and fun girlfriend. This experience includes includes a shower for two, a sensual, deep tissue massage, spanish, boobs play, dirty talk, oral on me, oral on you, lots of kissing, cuddling, sex in multiple positions and to finish you can cum all over my perfect tits or on my body.

Premium Package available with lot of extra services include (different cost)

Anal Sex, Natural Sex, Natural Oral, Cum in Mouth, Cum on Face, Rimming, Dirty Talk, Spanking, Chocking, Deepthroat. Face Fuck, Rough Play.😘

Incall

30mins - $150

45mins - $200

60mins - $250

Outcall

60mins - $400

I promise to satisfy all your needs. just relax and don't be nervous because I will take good care of you.

Please contact me 0466 961 731

I look forward to hearing from you.

Love, 💦💦💦

Hello Gentlemen , My name is Vanilla

I offering Adult Service Australia I'm a 23year old Working model and student in 

I speak Fluent English and have a very cute accent

I Have big sparkling Black eyes, A size 6-7 body, smooth skin, Perky D cup nice boobs, and a bum that'll drive you mad ;).

Upon meeting me, my gentle and warm nature will make you feel instantly relaxed and at ease. My fun loving and flirtatious personality radiates, and I guarantee you will enjoy spending time with me, again, and again, and again...

I am naturally very sensual , unique and unforgettable. A seductress by nature, do not be fooled by my innocent looks.

My Service List :

~ GFE

~ Handjob & Bowjob

~ Sexy Shower together

~ Warm Cuddle

~ Sex in Different Position

~ Nipples Teasing

~ Boob Fuck

~ Lips Kissing

~ Balls Teasing

~ C.I.M

~ C.O.B

~ so on ......

*** we only accept cash/Paid ID ***

Please call or Text my number ~

0451 468 345

Vanilla

I'm fun is what you crave I CAN DELIVER! and I always seem to satisfy ;). Trust me.

I'm EXACTLY what you’re looking for! truly independent, ALWAYS drive myself, and I never disappoint!

 I have a great sense of humor, an outgoing personality, and a bit of a wild side at times. 

I am playful, intelligent, sexy, open-minded, and always fun! I am eager to get to know new people,. and cannot wait to meet you!

 Professional, clean, with upscale experiences! I will be happy to spend time with you in a private

Incall GFE

120/20 mins

150/30min,

200 45 mins

250/60min

nude massage and happy ending

120 half hour

200 hour

Hi, Cum with me! 

I’m a beautiful lady With a killer body and natural breasts to die for and a water tank pussy. I am known to be quite passionate and seductive, but also have a sweet, shy side to me at the same time.

I am good-natured, well-mannered, and love to have fun When you need to

remove the stress of the day, I have a lot of energy and will comfort you to the utmost. Let me spoil you during our sessions.

You will enjoy your time with me. You’ll find me to be sweet, funny, and seductive behind closed doors. Our time will be completely private, un-rushed, and confidential. I cannot wait! Let me be your dream girl and invite you on an erotic journey here with me.

Extra Cash: bbbj $50, bbbj cim $80, natural sex$100