Swan Hill West Escorts & Adult Services

Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕

20 MINUTES

Kissing, oral sex and sex

- $130

30 MINUTES OF ME

Kissing, oral sex and sex

Standard – $250

Kissing, oral sex and sex, touching, fingering & oral on me ( oral on you is included 

GFE – $300

1 HOUR OF PARADISE

Kissing, oral sex and sex

Standard – $450

Kissing, oral sex and sex, touching, fingering & oral on me

GFE – $500

PORN STAR EXPERIENCE (1 HOUR)

Deep French kissing, sensual or sloppy oral sex, deep fingering, pussy worshipping, oral on me, and sex

$600

2 HOUR DEALS 

This is essentially a girlfriend experience, which you may like to make social, eg: dinner date, fine dine or can also be in private which I can offer a relaxing experience & environment chatting and more :) 

$800

HOW TO BOOK

Name:

Age: 

Duration of booking: 

Location( if outcall) 

Preferred time:

my purpose is to make others happy and continue to be kind with one another! And recognition of the current circumstances and cost of living. My price can reflect to everyone’s budget and influence on the world we live in ❤️

(please fill out the above when texting me!) keen to meet you ❤️

Hey there;

First of all, i'd like to welcome you to my page. My name is Sofia and i am perfect companion with mix of elegance and energy. I am genuinly engaging and seductively playful as I find your pleasure and comfort a priority from the moment we meet. 

Are you looking for passion and sense of connection?

I am the one for you.

Girlfriend experience (GFE) ;

•French kissing    

•oral on you 

•sexy lingerie

•oral on me

•69

•Mutual masturbation

•Cob

•body kissing

•hand relief

•dinner companion

•boob job 

•dirty talking

•deep throat 

Hi Everyone, My name is Abby and I’m a gorgeous girl that you been dreaming of.

I can be there to bright your day if you had a bad day or make sure you have a excellent day if your already having a good one.

So if your looking for a great asian girl you can spend your time with, that gonna put a nice smile on your face even if your having a bad day, reach out to me and let me it happen.

Xoxo

Hi I’m Ash and I love being a naughty little girl hehe. I’m always eager to please and can’t wait to find out exactly what you want to do with me!

About Me

• 28yo | 164cm | 55kg | slim, small tits, smooth & naturally feminine
• Australian | English background 
• porcelain white skin, no tattoos or piercings
• delicious 6 inch uncut girldick (i can get very hard for you, but I’m a bottom only, no top service)
• well-spoken, educated, and very easy to connect with

I genuinely want to make you feel relaxed, desired, and incredibly turned on. I can be your sweet, innocent princess or your filthy, eager little slut — just tell me how you want me.

What’s Included in a Standard Booking:

• Deep, passionate kissing and lots of intimate cuddling
• Wet natural blow jobs and deepthroat (giving and recieving)
• Safe anal fucking with me as your eager bottom in any position you desire
• Rimming (giving and recieving - hygiene required)
• Fingering and toys on me
• CIM, COF, and as many loads as you have
• Plenty of teasing and body worship

Extras (150 per hour)

Kinks, roleplay, BDSM, and more intense fantasies — I’m very submissive and open-minded.

I especially welcome first-timers, straight, curious, and discreet gentlemen. I’ll make sure you feel completely at ease with me. 

Rates

Incall 

• 30 min – $250

• 1 hour – $350

Outcall

• 30 min – $350

• 1 hour – $450

Cash or PayID / Beem accepted

Booking

Text or WhatsApp me: 0401 905 281

Please tell me some details about you ( E.g. age, nationality, body, time, and session length)

I tend to work casually, so same-day bookings work best. No negotiating or discount requests please — I will block instantly.

Socials:

Check my onlyfans & socials for more → linktr.ee/ashgracesissy

Can’t wait to hear from you,

Ash xoxox

💆‍♀️ Ts, Ladyboy Ivy full body rub

FROM: $150/ 30 mins

💋 “Every touch awakens something primal…” 💋

I’m 1.70m tall, with a slender figure and silky dark brown hair cascading down my back. I don’t speak much – I let my playful hands do the talking. They know where your body aches, where it craves release… and where it longs to be explored.

I don’t just give massages – I awaken sensations. With skilled techniques and a feminine intuition, I know exactly how to make you forget the world, melting away stress with every stroke, every lingering press…

You may come to “relax,” but you’ll want to stay – because your body remembers my warmth, and your mind won’t want to leave the spell I cast.

🌹 Don’t ask me what I do. Just feel it.

Some things… your body will understand better than words.

Any other service feel free to message me, I don't bite 🤪

0414 473 707

❌❌ NO PRIVATE NUMBER ❌❌

Hi I'm Lyn, your sexy masseuse. I pride myself in always leaving my clients satisfied and relaxed. I specialise in nuru body slide massages that concentrate on your most intimate and exciting body parts. Sliding my sexy body all over you in ways you've never imagined before.

Watch me in the mirror as I slide and glide across your body in a sexy and inviting way that only I can provide, essential oils will keep things slippery and sexy.

I have a lot of guys who keep coming back for more, so I've designed different styles of Nuru to always keep things fresh and sexy.

I have friends that work with me also in the shop, you can call the shop phone to enquire (0481 796 437) or visit the website to see their pictures and availability. We are all sexy, inviting and treat you like a king for the time you are with us. Indulge your senses, release your body and mind and let our ladies look after you from top to toe.

Operating in Coburg area for 10years, conveniently located shop.

• Climate controlled private rooms
• Discreet rear entry available
• Sexy wall mirrors for you to enjoy the show
• Free drinks for customers (soft drinks, beer, water)
• Onsite shower
• PayID, cash and eftpos available
• Open 7 days, 2pm til late

Services:

• Nuru naked body slide with erotic essential oils
• Nude or topless massage
• Lomi Lomi massage
• Relaxation massage (clothed, topless, naked body slide)
• Ashiatsu massage (available as a naked package ) will melt away your aches and pains, better than deep tissue
• Wet and dry cupping (licensed provider)

Prices:

• Nuru 1: 20min $180, 30min $210, 45min $250, 60mins $290

• Nuru 2: 20min $200, 30min $230, 45min $270, 60min $310

• Wet/dry cupping: 30min 12pt $85, 60min 24pt $120, 90min 36pt $160

• Topless: 20min $120, 30min $140, 45min $160, 60min $190

• Nude: 20min $150, 30min $160, 45min $190, 60min $220

• Quick Fun: 10mins $65, Topless $95, Nude $115

• Relaxation: 20min $95, 30min $105, 45min $120, 60min $140 (incl extra)

Any more please contact by my number darling.

Blocked/private numbers won't be answered ❌

Ghost 👻 bookings will be blocked ❌

Please call me and book now for an experience you won't forget. Best Nuru in town.

Check my website for further info and videos of my massage services, Google Sabai Massage And Cupping www.sabaimassageandcupping.com

Walk-ins accepted

108 Sydney Rd, Coburg. VIC.

HI! I am Audrey, beautiful Girl with a size 6 curvy body, amazing busty 36D cup breasts and silky smooth skin with a nice firm booty. 

I am a sweet, fun and intelligent young lady, with a very naughty streak. I am playful, classy, with a lust for fun and pleasure, my body is petite, toned, waxed and very flexible. I have perfect doll like features and a seductive smile. 

I love sex! In all varieties, all positions. I can satisfy all your need and desire. Come to see me. I’m extremely eager to please you !! 💕

I’m experimental and open to exploring your desires and fantasies; I love to try new things! 

☎️ Give me a call to get more information about Outcall and Extra Service ! ＊＊＊**

I offer complete service and body rub, GFE, I can experience a true girlfriend.

My services include:

~girlfriend experience (GFE)

~Relief

~Sensory body rub

~role play

(If you tell me the service you want, I can adjust the price or time.)

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0481367233

INCALL available

130 short time

180 30mins

280 an hr

Overnight Rate Available

0utcall rate from

60minutes Full service $450 +uber fee deposit required

Please Note:

Please do not send me derogatory and disrespectful messages.

I am extremely open minded to any service you may be seeking but please send it in a respectful manner otherwise I will think you are wasting my time and will block your number.

HOW TO BOOK ME: 0481367233

💋 Thank you for taking the time to check out my profile. Feel free to spend time on here. You can contact me hope to hear from you soon.

Hey gentlemen. I'm your delicious tempting true down to earth lady. Full of life. Love and Laughter. In sure to bring a genuine spark to our encounter.

I exude Aphrodite energy. Sexy. Sultry. Vivacious. Possessing an insatiable appetite for steamy erotic encounters. I can be tender and sensuous or ravenous and wild. Encounter are specifically tailored your individual needs.

Ultimate pleasure for everyone is what your encounter with me is all about. I offer an authentic. Warm and loving connection. Interesting conversation and a true desire to get to know you and what makes you tick.

Let me take you away from the stresses of life. Bring back that spark.

Full service including : Shower together, kissing and cuddling, body rub and slides, nipple licking and sucking, body kissing, fingertip teasing, cbj, mutual play 69, edging, full service, as many positions as you can pretzel me into, cum on body, Reflexology/ hands and feet massaging

1.My Incall Full service Rates are as following:

Condom sex

$250 for 60 mins

$200 for 45 mins

$150 for 30 mins.

2.outcall at least one hr 500

💎PSE star special service pay extra :

•Natural sex

Anal

Cum in mouth

•Natural Oral

filming no face

•rimming on you and many

😊Book me now. Look forward

💦 HORNY GIRL NEXT DOOR 💦 0411 785 071

Hey guysss I’m Emily, the sexy dream you've been waiting for…

With my naturally curvy body, a luscious booty, and gorgeous big tits, I’m here to bring your fantasies to life.

I love excitement and am always up for some fun. Whether you’re looking for a sweet, caring girlfriend experience or a naughty little minx, I can be exactly what you need.

GFE - Girlfriend Experience 

I offer a girlfriend experience in which I fulfil your fantasies of being your sweet and fun girlfriend. This experience includes includes a shower for two, a sensual, deep tissue massage, spanish, boobs play, dirty talk, oral on me, oral on you, lots of kissing, cuddling, sex in multiple positions and to finish you can cum all over my perfect tits or on my body.

Incall

30mins - $150

45mins - $200

60mins - $250

Outcall

60mins - $400

Premium Package available with lot of extra services include (different cost)

Anal Sex, Natural Sex, Natural Oral, Cum in Mouth, Cum on Face, Rimming, Dirty Talk, Spanking, Chocking, Deepthroat. Face Fuck, Rough Play.😘

I promise to satisfy all your needs. just relax and don't be nervous because I will take good care of you.

Please contact me 0411 785 071

I look forward to hearing from you.

Love, 💦💦💦

Name: Karina

Boobs: 36EE

Size: 8

Age: 24

Nationality: Cambodian

I'M SUPER HOT CURVY CAMBODIAN WITH BEST SERVICE AND PRICES ♥️💯

A LITTLE ABOUT ME:

The most beautiful part of my Body is:

-Sweet Smile that just brightens your day

-Curvy body with E cup boobs

Reasons to book my GFE service:

1) Naughty, Wild, Full of Girl Friend Feeling

2) Body rub with my whole body that can enhance your orgasm

3) My best skill and service will bring us to heaven together

WHATS INCLUDED:

Full GFE service

Any Position You Prefer

My Incall Rates:

30 Mins - $150

45 Mins - $200

60 Mins - $250

Girlfriend service including:

Touching, sexy lingerie, passionate intimate pleasure, erotic massage, variety of position, breast slides, breast sucking, sex with condom, blow job with condom

Extra service:

Bbbj +50, natural sex +100, rimming + 50, cim +100, golden shower +50, anal +100

Dragon service:

$400:hr

All extras included

Bbbj

Dfk

Rimming

Porn star experience

Golden shower

Fire & ice bj

Squirt

Shower sex

Tie n Tease & Role-play

Cim and everything included

Condom Sex Dragon service

Outcall:

$450:hr + Uber

Looking forward to hearing from you soon

Karina x