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I do GFE, mutural oral, multiple positions, body to body, no anal, no natural sex.
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Incalls and outcalls are available.
The full set of services includes:
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Exhale for 60 minutes 350
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300/45 minutes 350/60 minutes
500/90 minutes. 600/ 120 minutes
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Full services Incall rate:
$100/15mins, $150/30mins, $200/45mins, $250/hr.
Massage with happy ending:
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Outcall start from $400/hr.
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30-minute sessions are available, but hour-long bookings are prioritised to let the full intensity and tension of the experience unfold.
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I don’t offer basic, routine sessions. My experiences are custom-built around mutual kink exploration and real chemistry. If you’re craving authentic intensity, where arousal builds from anticipation, control and surrender, we’ll get along very well.
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Serious, respectful inquiries are prioritised.
Regular clients receive priority scheduling and may receive extended time at my discretion.
Time well spent is one of life’s greatest luxuries. I remain selective regarding who I share mine with. I value kind, courteous, well-presented gentlemen. Discretion, health and hygiene are essential.
Incall standard GFE Price
150$ for 30mins
200$ for 45mins
250$ for 60mins
DIAMOND SERVICE SPECIAL ONE HR 450
(Amazing real girl friend)
outcall: 500 one hr plus taxi fee
SMS OR WHATSAPP MESSAGE ONLY — I do not answer calls from new clients.
Please include:
• Name
• Type of booking
• Duration
• Time and place
• Experience level (if relevant)
• Face selfie (for screening purposes only)
You’re welcome to check my website or send a respectful text to enquire about specific interests.
text : 0423467955
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There are no hidden fees. If I don't offer something, you will be notified at the time of your inquiry. I will never give you the wrong impression about the services I provide and then force you to stay with me when you arrive. I respect you, your time and your privacy, and I expect you to do the same. I am an independent escort, not affiliated with anyone or any organization!
What I do not offer
No natural sexual behavior
No rough sex
No backdoor
No video calls/telephones
No Selfies/Photos
No deep-throating/ejaculation/finger-fucking/crushing
Don't haggle or come here, I only have dollars and I'll politely ask you to leave.
Please don't ask, the answer is no!
Caller Service Rate.
$150 - 20 minutes cash
$150 - 30 minutes cash
$200 - 45 minutes cash
$250- 1 hour cash
Dragon Services
$350 - 30 minutes cash
$500 - 1 hour cash
$950 - 2hours cash
What's the "Dragon Services"
1.Fire and Ice (hot water & ice cube bj
2.most enjoy the naked blowjob
3.oral sex
4.Dulong
Dragon service has a different service, which the average guest has never done before. It is very exciting, just like ordinary service.
Additional Services:
$50 - BBBJ
$50 - cim
Notes
Make a reservation!
Just tell me your name, nationality, duration and time. I will confirm immediately. Don't call! I don't want to waste your time, please don't waste my number will be blocked!
Before we go any further, please briefly explain that there is no "Hi" or "Location" or "Hi Baby" or just "Available! "or "Hey" will be ignored.
Please feel free to contact me at any time, to ensure every customer's experience, please do not call (no personal calls will be answered) text messages only.
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Providing Service:
GFE-Girl Friend Experience Passionate and Sensual
Cuddling and touching
Variety of positions
Massage
lip Kissing
Oral
pussy Licking
Sensual hot oil relaxation
69
In call price:
$100 for 15mins
$150 for 30mins
$200 for 45mins
$250 for 60mins
Nude massage with happy ending: $130/30mins, $200/60mins
Outcall: $400/hr
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- $100/15 mins
- $150/30 mins
- $200/45 mins
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Price Rate:
15 minutes-$100
30 minutes-$150
45 minutes-$200
60 minutes-$250
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I'm a Hottie INDEPENDENT sexy girl, 21 y/o, from Japan, big good shape tits. SPEAKING ENGLISH FLUENTLY. Therefore, I know what u wanna and we will have have good sex time.
I really enjoy the company of sophisticated and kind gentlemen.
I am truly a delicate, delicious and adorable young lady. I have the most fabulous figure which is toned and round to absolute perfection and silky soft long legs which have a gleam all of their own. Also, I have a friend work with me, U can try double girls.
Providing Service:
GFE-Girl Friend Experience Passionate and Sensual
Cuddling and touching
Variety of positions
Massage
lip Kissing
Oral
pussy Licking
Sensual hot oil relaxation
69
In call price:
$100 for 15mins
$150 for 30mins
$200 for 45mins
$250 for 60mins
Nude massage with happy ending: $130/30mins, $200/60mins
Outcall: $400/hr
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Different Sex Positions
Teasing/Dirty Talk
Tea Bagging (Licking Sucking Balls)
Cum on my big breast and around body
Deepthroat/Gagging
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You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.
Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.
Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.
I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.
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I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”
He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.
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📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.
One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:
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P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕