Wodonga Forward Escorts & Adult Services

Hey there dick-for-brains. Yeah you – scrollin’ through this shit with one hand down your pants.

I ain’t gonna sweet-talk ya. Save that crap for your momma.

I’m Almay. Forty. Not some saggy granny but not a damn teen either. Got stretchmarks like tiger stripes, tits that still flop nice when I bounce, and a cunt that’s wetter than a busted fire hydrant on a Jan sidewalk.

You think forty means “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. I’m hornier now than when I was twenty. My ex-husband? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I glued a neon arrow to it. So I stopped waitin’ around.

Lemme tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday.

Plumber dude showed up at 2pm – said he needed to check a leak under my sink. Guy was short, chubby, sweaty, with a crooked mustache and thick sausage fingers. I answered the door in nothin’ but an old ratty bathrobe, no bra, my nipples pokin’ through like “hello there”. He tried to be professional. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes.

I bent over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake.

So I just laughed. Walked over. Unbuttoned his pants with my teeth – yeah I still got my front teeth, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. I licked it like a lollipop and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat.

I pulled off, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.”

He didn’t laugh. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep I saw stars. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep I felt it warm my belly. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. I still use the handle as a toy. True story.

What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck):

👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this forty-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me).

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. I wanna feel your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg.

I don’t care if you’re 20 or 60. Fat, thin, crooked cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. I’m probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged. I’ll text you back when I’m done – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs.

One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other:

I spent my thirties raisin’ kids and chasin’ a husband who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now I’m forty, horny as a teenage boy, and I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am.

Still readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ through my old lady panties.

Your move, asshole. 😘💦

P.S. Don’t ask for pics. I look exactly like a forty-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Either way, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🖕

Hey you... I'm Darika. 😊

A 26-year-old Thai girl, now calling Melbourne home.

Let me share a little about myself. 🏪

My family owns a chain of 7-11 stores back in Bangkok. When everything went digital, it hit the old-school shops hard. One by one, they had to close. Now, only one family store is left, and it's a struggle.

I came here to study data analysis, hoping to find smart solutions. But honestly? The classes are way harder than I ever imagined. I failed a course, and now I need to pay for it again, plus help with the bills for our last shop back home.

So, I'm looking for some... private help. 💋

All that stress from studying and worrying about money? It builds up. I have this intense energy inside me, and I need a powerful release. My body is toned and ready to move, and my mind is desperate to forget all my problems for a while.

I want you to be my escape.

Imagine this: My slim body pressed against you. My hands exploring your skin. I'll guide you inside me, letting out a soft gasp as you fill me up. I love to be on top, riding you slowly at first, then faster, feeling you go deep. The sounds of our bodies meeting will be the only thing we hear. 🎶

We can do it anywhere—bending me over the kitchen counter, pressing me against the cold glass of the balcony, or with steam covering us in the shower. I don't care, as long as we're connected.

I won't stop until I feel you pulse inside me. And even then, I'll make sure you're completely drained. I'm naturally passionate, and I plan to use all of it on you. You'll lose count of how many times you finish.

Forget your long day. Forget your troubles. Come to me.

Let me be your secret. Are you getting enough attention at home? You deserve more. Let me give you the warmth and intense passion you've been missing.

I'm here, wet and waiting. Let's turn my stress into our pleasure.

📞Text me and let's arrange something hot. — Darika

Your Thai Temptation in Melbourne

About Me

Sexy Suz In & Out Naru Massage

Hello, I'm Mina. Phone: 0413887985

I'm an independent escort, gentle, kind, warm, friendly, romantic, and very private. I will accompany you and become the girl of your dreams.

I will never rush you. I love my job and guarantee to provide you with the most attentive service. Please call or text to make an appointment. If you want to have unforgettable memories, please call or text me now. I look forward to your visit. Phone or text: 0413887985

I also offer real ambergris gel massage, a full-body massage service performed on a waterproof bed. Welcome to experience it, you won't be disappointed.

Full Service Price (excluding Naru massage)

15 minutes/$120

30 minutes/$150

45 minutes/$200

60 minutes/$250

Full service includes Naru massage. (Genuine Naru body massage, using the finest Naru gel and a waterproof bed. Invisible condom.) 30 minutes/$250

45 minutes/$300

60 minutes/$350

Outing service: 30 minutes $300, 60 minutes $450 + Uber fare. Call or text 0413887985 now. Cash or direct debit only.

My photos are real. Please do not ask for more. Refusing often offends others.

Hello gentleman,

You'll be captivated by my sexy smile and seductive brown eyes when you

set eyes on me.

My killer curves will make you want to take hold and control of me while you taste my soft lips that when I bite down, will send you into an automatic state of arousal...

I consider myself a very friendly bubbly, cheerful girl. I have a fantastic

set of delicious D-cup breasts that you can have a lot of fun with.

I have a high sex drive and am passionate, full of energy, and very sensual. I believe in offering a customized service.

Relax and enjoy my skillful hands rubbing your body and getting you in the mood. Come join me and allow me to give you a true girlfriend experience (GFE).

The ultimate in non-rushed, decadent indulgence; a deliciously sexy, passionate, and sensual experience oozing with lust and desire.

Enjoy being spoiled in all things passion and get your real fantasy fulfilled.

One you will never forget.

Extra Cash for

BBB J $50

BBB J CIM $80

HELLO WELCOME GENTLEMEN.

No need to look any further I am a Elite Private Independant Escort Offering In-Calls or Out-Calls your perfect companion, offering a mind-blowing True GFE with experience. My skin is white and silky smooth, and I take care of my body to stay fit to meet your fantasies and desires, embracing a real, heartfelt, intimate experience you have never had before. I take pride in my body and appearance. 

💞💞I am in my late 30s! 168 cm tall, Ocean blue eyes, brunette with golden highlights mid-length wavy hair, fair white complexion, with perfect firm breasts, Cup Size C and a nice round bottom that will drive you insane and my smile will light up your day. Your perfect companion to enjoy and have unforgettable moments together with me.💞💞

I take my time, un-rushed; my goal is to please, offering my personal Real GFE or PSE EXPERIENCE before you call me. Please take your time to read my profile properly; no time wasters, please! I respectfully appreciate it! I am a genuine, kind, caring, and affectionate companion. I always give a warm, friendly smile at the door. My personality is warm and inviting, with a touch of sex appeal and class - one of a kind. I can read body language very well in the bedroom, which comes with patience and experience over time. Let me fulfil your every need and desire: love, lust, and more.

💞💞Let me be your lover; get naughty with me and tell me your desires.

My personality is kind and sensitive to meet your every needs. Call me regarding my services and a desired time during the daytime hours; Not Available After Dark, no text appointments, please, and no hidden numbers - I don’t answer them.  ❤️‍🩹

Please note, I do not accept or endorse individuals who are under the influence of any form of drugs.

Sincerely yours, 

❤️ Pretty Paris My contact number 0424 352 002 xxxx

 I have beautiful reviews from my clients 💞💞

Wow. Paris, a goddess - the only way to describe her. She took my breath away. Her touch, the intimacy, so real. I felt truly wanted, and loved. xxxx. David.

Paris has a very caring nature. The time we spent together was so beautiful; I have never experienced anything like it with any other lady before. I felt very comfortable and relaxed. xoxo Eric.

Paris is amazing. She made me feel special and provided a truly authentic girlfriend experience. I can't wait to come back for more. Luv John.

The first moment I met Paris, it felt right. Her personality is warm and welcoming. She gave me her heart, and I had a soul connection with Paris that money can't buy. See you next time, Paris. Paul xo

Paris is truly a lovely lady and genuine. She knew how to please me; her service is outstanding—10 out of 10. xxxx Rick.

What can I say about Paris? She gave me her all - such a mind-blowing experience. I highly recommend meeting Paris; you will be amazed. I was on cloud 9,. Michael xxxxx 

She has her own class, the real deal- a very caring lady. Her service was better than I expected. I’m so happy I met Paris. Jake xoxo 

My availability hours are from 9:00m to 6pm stop on Monday Tuesday from 9am to 5-30 pm Wednesday Thursday Friday xxxx

Cum On In babe…

Welcome to my Lair.

Fucking is my love language and I’ve been in the Black most of my life. Vast experience in various Massage Therapies, Japanese Nude Nuru, Exotic Pleasures learned abroad, Erotica, Tantra, Kama Sutra, Sex Magick and a BDSM Fetish & Fantasy list longer than King Kongs Cock! I have 7 PHDs in Debaucheries and Depravities you don’t even know exist!

If you have the balls- SMS Me Now!

If you don’t Message me anyways I’m Bi.

⛔️ CHECK RATES! Do not message me asking for prices!

⛔️ Then SMS to Book!

⛔️ $200 DEPOSIT TO BOOK IN.

This Is NON-NEGOTIABLE!!

EXTRAS and Spurious Spices are ON TOP of standard rates. Ask me about Bundles, Xtras and Xpecials! 

⛔️️ Upon contacting me, please provide below:

* Name 

* Age

* Booking length

* Ethnicity

* Date and Time you’d like to book

* Any Extras you might desire 

⚠️🛑 RESPECTFULLY NOTE ️️🛑 ⚠️

⛔️️ Any contact made without this imperative information WILL BE IGNORED! 

⛔️️ Hi” or "Are you Available” messages WILL BE IGNORED! 

⛔️️ Messages requesting Rates/ Prices WILL BE IGNORED! 

⛔️️ Messages requesting Extra photos WILL BE IGNORED! 

⛔️️Unsolicited phone calls WILL BE IGNORED!

⚛️️ Operate with Intention! ⚛️

Making a Booking shouldn’t be harder than breaking into the Vatican Archives! 

Now that Housekeeping is done and dusted….Let’s Have Ourselves some fun hun!!! 🥳😍😈

Hi there, I’m Penny Black!

I know what I like and how to create unforgettable, electric moments together. My play style is sensual, creative, and kinky, and I value connecting with you both intellectually and sexually.

I’m a passionate, creative, and fun woman. Fitness is a priority for me, so I’m always ready for round two (or more!). With my dramatic curves, ample bosom, plump ass, and shapely thighs, I’m here to inspire and indulge your desires.

I know meeting someone new can feel nerve wracking, but my warm, down to earth, and non judgmental nature will put you at ease. I’m here to explore your fantasies and make them a reality.

I offer massage and full service. Screening and deposits are required for all bookings, but I promise it’ll be worth it.

When reaching out to me, please include the following details:

• Your name
• The type of service you’re after
• Your preferred date and time, as well as how long you’d like to spend together
• Your preferred method for paying the deposit

This helps make the booking process smooth and straightforward.

I look forward to hearing from you and I can’t wait to meet you!

Penny Black xoxo