Bedfordale Escorts & Adult Services
Squirt girl, Kasai massage, ❤️100/20mins,, Party young girl, Nat extra, kick sex, SM, Nuru, dominant,Party
Hi, First of all thank you for noticing me and checking out my profile. I am an independent touring escort, happy to send current photo to confirm.
I am Bobo, 23 years old, I am one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... until I get into the bedroom. I am very horny and raunchy and love all services, 69, French kissing, body slide, Doggie, cob, passionate full service. Full girl-friend experience, touching and cuddle,
Sex in different positions.
Give me a call or message baby 0450 613 680
I also love to wear beautiful sexy underwear, I always make sure myself look amazing with my sexy French glamour wear , stockings, suspenders, and high heels.
I am an independent provider and I take care every minutes of our time, Never rush for you, I enjoy this job and assure you my best and top service.
I am a well-trained masseuse and does good Therapeutic Massage services.
My services list (Some extras):
❤️ Non Rush GFE sex
❤️ Sensual tickling and cuddling
❤️ Erotic nude massage & body slide
❤️ Soapy wet shower together
❤️ Body worship
❤️ Fire & Ice blowjob natural.
❤️ Ball worship
❤️ Cock spitting
❤️ Gagging
❤️ Tea bagging
❤️ Cock massage
❤️ Face sitting
❤️ hand-job
❤️ Cum. In my mouth
❤️ Cum on my body
❤️ Cum on my face*
❤️ Cum on my ass
❤️ Cum on my tits
❤️ Prostate play
❤️ Natural oral on me
❤️ Foot fetish & worship
❤️ Rimming on you
❤️ Spanking
❤️ Fetish
❤️ Dirty Talk
❤️ Body Licking
❤️ variety position of sex with condom
Kasai massage rooted in traditional Thai medicine, is a deeply therapeutic approach designed to relieve symptoms associated with physical degeneration. This includes natural aging, overuse of the body, and imbalances resulting from emotional stress, trauma, accidents, surgeries, prolonged medication use, or exposure to environmental toxins.
Full service
$100/20mins
$120/30mins
$150/45mins
$170/60mins
Special package(including rimming): $150/30mins, $200/hr
Massage
Nude Massage with Happy ending
$100/30mins
$150/60mins
Kasai Massage, Nuru massage price:
$200/60mins
Outcall start from:$300/hr
Come to have fun! Let’s enjoy each other
☎️0450 613 680
Hot Sexy babe here for some fun ! ❤️ 🦄
Hi guys
Satiate your desires for sensual touch and connection.
We have plenty of girls here and change frequently 😉
Let us create physical joy and magic within your soul from my skin to yours.
Let your body be caressed and enveloped in pleasure from an experienced massage artist.
For us massage is about caressing and satisfying a person’s soul from the outside in.
We're here to accompany you and make sure you have the best experience possible. With us by your side, you're sure to have a wild, unforgettable night exploring all of your most intimate desires.
We are discreet and your privacy is my top priority. Everything you share and experience with me is kept private and confidential and ask that you treat me with the same level of integrity & respect.
So what are you waiting for? You only live once, so you might as well make it memorable.
Can’t wait to meet you!
Professional Massage
60 30mins $
Deep Tissue $70
70/40mins $
Deep Tissue $90
80/45mins $
Deep Tissue $100
90/60mins $
Deep Tissue $120
160/90mins $
Deep Tissue $210
Phone number :0409 777 733
14 Cockburn Rd Hamilton hill
IF dint reply your call, YOU CAN STRAIGHT COME IN! WE available within
9:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Incall available TODAY (Saturday). Aussie Curvy Pretty Faced Bombshell 💋Perky and Juicy Curves ⭐
Incall available TODAY (Saturday).
Limited Spots Available.
Text to book: 0434 995 872
Cash or Beem only (Clients who send a Beem deposit are prioritised for bookings)
⭐️ Odessa ⭐️
Warm, sexy, affectionate, with a hint of cheeky… I love creating a space where you can switch off, feel wanted, and completely relax… while we build something that feels natural, exciting, and just a little addictive.
Naturally smiley, sweet, and playful… with a sensual, teasing side that comes out as things heat up 🔥
Expect something that feels REAL - hot, intimate, and effortlessly natural… the kind you don’t want to rush.
And yes… I enjoy it just as much as you do 😏 I have long brown hair, big green eyes, and a soft, doll-like face.
Curvy in all the right places… a size 16 with soft, feminine curves, thick thighs, and a body that’s made to be touched, held, and enjoyed.
Voluptuous, feminine, and genuinely easy to be with, I offer a true girlfriend experience for respectful men who enjoy both connection and chemistry.
The kind you find yourself thinking about later… and wanting again. Easy to be around… but hard to forget
💋 Odessa xxx
Experience Includes
- Sensual massage
- Kissing on the lips
- Full service intimacy (multiple positions)
- Shower for two
- Cum on Body
- Light spanking
- Affection & cuddling
Extras
Requests are welcome, I’m happy to let you know what I can accommodate.
Rates
Incall
30 mins – $400
45 mins – $500
1 hour – $550
1.5 hour – $750
2 hours – $960
Outcall
1 hour – $600
1.5 hours – $800
2 hours – $1,000
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About You
Clean, respectful, and easygoing men only. Good hygiene, kindness, and clear communication go a long way with me 💕
Payment
Cash or Beem App ONLY / No trades
I DO NOT offer the following:
- No natural sex
- No Natural BJ / BBBJ
- No anal
Make a Booking
To make a booking, send me text including:
- Name
- Incall or outcall
- Preferred date & time
- Session length
Example Text:
“Hey Odessa, are you available [Time/Day] for [Booking Length] for an [Incall/Outcall]? Thanks, [Name]”
0434 995 872
(Texts only please)
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Tall, busty, slim Australian 100% genuine pics
Hello,
My name is Catalina Monét and I am your exotic, tall, curvaceous Australian sex goddess.
I provide a relaxed, friendly and genuine passionate experience. I am down to earth and do not discriminate against any age, ethnicity or sexual preference, being a kind respectful person is what matters and what turns me on..!
My big natural lips LOVE giving blow jobs, however I do NOT provide any natural/BBBJ services but I promise you will not be disappointed in my BJ skills!
My curves dip in all the right places and are all natural so if you love big boobs and an even bigger booty to match then look no further!
My photos are 100% genuine and 100% me. My face is covered for my privacy but for your comfort, I guarantee you will find me very attractive and my clients always say I'm much better in person and my face is my best feature.
So come see me and lets have some fun!
I look forward to hearing from you.
Love,
Catalina Monét xx
Former Gymnast 🇯🇵 Natural D Cup | First Visit to Perth
Hi Gentlemen
I’m Miko from Japan. 🌸 161cm | 46kg | Natural D Cup | Former National Gymnast
I’m visiting Perth for the very first time and would love to meet genuine gentlemen. My years of gymnastics have given me exceptional flexibility, graceful posture, and an elegant, toned figure.
I welcome you to my luxury CBD apartment, offering a private, safe, clean, and discreet environment where you can fully relax. Friendly, warm, and easy to talk to, I believe great company begins with genuine connection.
the lady you see is exactly who you’ll meet. Limited appointments available during my first visit to Perth. I look forward to meeting you.
💋FULLY INCLUDING DIAMOND GFE SERVICE
🔥30mins $350
🔥45mins $400
🔥60mins $450
69
COB
Natural blow job
Deep French kiss
Unlimited shots
Shower together
Cuddle & Touching
Sensual massage
Kiss all your body
Multiple positions
Safe Passionate Sex
Body sliding
Stockings provided
Protected sex only (I do not offer natural)
Mini skirt, Sexy lingerie, Stocking high heels
💋 STANDARD SERVICE
30mins $250
45mins $300
60mins $350
69/pussy licking
Coveres bj
Licking nipples
Licking balls
Cuddle touching
Sex in various positions
✨🔥🔥✨ Petite & Busty Asian Beauty 🔥🔥✨ Your Perfect Escape Starts Here! 💋
Hello gentlemen,
My name is Lisa. I’m a petite Asian beauty with silky, long black hair, smooth skin, and curves that surprise you in all the right ways. Sweet on the outside, irresistibly seductive once you get closer. I love slow teasing, soft touches, and creating an intimate, relaxed atmosphere where fantasies feel natural and effortless. My presence is warm and feminine, perfect for those who appreciate elegance with a naughty edge.
Come unwind with me and let me show you how sweet temptation can be…
I always do my best to make it an unforgettable experience for our time spent together.
I definitely have that “Something Special” quality about me that you will notice and will leave you wanting more.
Looking forward to a very sensual rendezvous with you!!
Lisa 💋
Alexa
OUTCALL ONLY !! X
A cheeky Aussie brunette with hypnotic green eyes and a petite 5’ frame, perfectly balanced with curves in all the right places 🍑. Soft lips, tempting energy, and a playful spark that loves to blur the line between sweet and sinful.
I’m the kind of woman who can make you laugh one minute and lose your train of thought the next. Flirty, confident, and just the right amount of trouble. I turn casual chats into irresistible temptation and leave you wondering what might happen next.
My GFE style is warm, relaxed, and deliciously intimate. Think slow touches, genuine connection, and that addictive feeling of being completely seen and wanted.
But when the mood shifts, my adventurous side takes over. PSE is where I truly shine; exploring chemistry, teasing boundaries, and creating moments that feel spontaneous, electric, and unforgettable.
If you’re craving a woman who’s equal parts charm and chaos, softness and spark… come say hi. Let’s see how much trouble we can get into together 💋
My PSE includes:
toys
spanking
deepthroating
rimming on me
COB
gagging
role play
sloppy bbbj
msog
costumes
hair pulling
light anal play
rough sex in any position you want
My photos are recent and verified!!!
When booking please text me the following:
- location
- length of booking
- any extras you would like xxx
Petite and Playful Poppy Rea
Petite, beautiful, and just the right amount of naughty… I’m the irresistible distraction you didn’t know you needed. With a playful smile, cheeky sense of humour, and a love of teasing, I know how to make every moment feel exciting from the very first hello.
I adore making my guests feel desired, spoiled, and completely captivated. Confident, affectionate, and effortlessly seductive, I bring genuine chemistry, unforgettable conversation, and just enough mischief to keep you coming back for more.
Life’s too short to resist temptation… why not indulge?
https://au.langtrees.com/perth-female-escorts/poppy-rea-7622
Russian BLONDE💖Latin Dancer - Privately Work & Part Time, Model Body
Hi baby~ I’m Kira - Russian (I am Naturally Blonde & Busty) 😘
Your cute but dangerously seductive Latin Dancer, with a stunning hourglass body, soft bouncy natural D-cups, a tiny waist, and long smooth legs. I’ve got silky natural blonde hair, sparkling mischievous eyes, and sun-kissed glowing skin & flexible body that feels amazing to touch.
I’m super flirty and affectionate — I love teasing you slowly, giving deep wet kisses, worshipping your body, and making you lose control. Whether you want me sweet and cuddly like your naughty girlfriend or wild, dirty, and insatiable… just say the word, daddy 😏
Rates:
Incall
• 30min — $200 Standard Service
• 45min — $250 Standard Service
• 1hr — $300 Standard Service
Extra Available:
- Natura Oral $50
- Natura Oral + C I M $100
- Natura Sex $150
Outcall
• 1hr from $550 (I am currently hosing in Northbridge), $150 deposit required before I come
After our session, I’ll cuddle up tight, kiss your neck and whisper… “Can we go again? I’m not done with you yet~” 😘
Text for Booking only as I work Part-Time - 0486 172 319
Hot Japanese party girl 💕Sakura💕UNI student here
Hi gentlemen, I am Sakura. I am a 23-year-old Japanese student studying abroad. I reside in a discreet private apartment. . My incall unit is clean and refreshing, and I offer refreshments during our time together. From the moment you step through the door, I will ensure you feel relaxed and provide an amazing Japanese girlfriend experience.💕
Party available
I have a dress size of 7 and a busty D cup. My long, dark brown hair and soft white skin are simply perfect. You can imagine that I am a girl who is open to anything and loves to party.
Whatever your desires may be, I will be able to satisfy your needs and take pleasure in doing so. You will experience a unique encounter with a Japanese girl that will leave you wanting more. I recommend spending the entire night with me to truly indulge in the experience.
If you have any fantasies or are seeking a sensual service, remember that I love to have fun and can provide excellent service. I am insatiable and enjoy playing and having fun with my man.
I am eagerly waiting for you. I am a friendly and happy girl, and I never rush. I take my time to ensure your satisfaction. So, go ahead and make a booking. I would love to meet gentlemen at my private apartment .What are you waiting for?
Don't hesitate, text now at 0411326367. 💋💋🌹🌹💕💕
My rate:( party friendly )
Incall
- $250/30min
- $400/60min
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My services include:
- Shower together
- - Kissing
- - Sensual oil massage
- - Sex with condom
- GFE add-on option: (extra $150)
- CIM/ COF
- DFK
- Breast Fuck
- Pussy licking (69)
No nat No anal
Outcall: $500/hr + Uber fee deposit
E Cup Bombshell! - Iris NEW in Perth, Self Working & Discreet GFE/PSE!
Hey guys!
Hello gentlemen,
My name is Iris ,I am a lovely, sensual and sweet independent escort that provides a unique private Girlfriend Experience. Im about 155cm, 47kg, I have an Amazing Natural E cup boobs. Sexy attractive look, great body, I’m here only for limited time so let’s catch up...
If you are looking for that ultimate naughty but intimate girlfriend experience with a kinky naughty spice then you have come to the right girl. I'm here to cater your needs! I offer an all inclusive GFE experience or PSE Service it’s all included in the one price. I don’t charge EXTRA!
Incall GFE rates:
$200/30min (one shot)
$250/45min (one shot)
$300/60min (2 shots)
GFE Service Includes: Kissing+69+pussy licking+natural oral+protected sex
Incall premium PSE Rates:
$250/30min (one shot)
$300/45min (2 shots)
$350/60min (2shits)
Premium Service includes: DFK,pussy licking, Natural Oral, Face Fuck, Face sitting, Tittyfuck,Deep throaty, Come in my mouth. Protected Sex
Outcall to visit you from $500 + Uber Fee
NOTE:
please DO NOT call, SMS only thanks 🙏
I don’t sending additional pic or selfie or videos. I’m huge natural boobs and pretty face and BEST service!!!
I don’t reply to: hi, hey, hello, how r u, NO time waster! It’s really annoying me 🙏 Serious Booking only 🙏
SENSUAL massage, Sex Therapy & Kink MASSAGE Specialist 💙
SENSUAL MASSAGE, SEX THERAPY & KINK SPECIALIST 💙
Hello, and thank you for stopping by.
Step into a private world of relaxation, sensuality and temptation at my luxurious Burswood incall. My nude sensual massage is designed to help you completely switch off while I use slow, attentive touch to ease tension from your body and leave you feeling deeply relaxed.
Your experience begins with a soothing hands-on massage before building into sensual teasing and a smooth body slide. I love creating anticipation, taking my time and leaving you wanting more before finishing your experience with skilled hand relief.
For those seeking something more adventurous, I also offer Kinkassage, Bondassage and my popular Tie & Tease experience. These sessions are ideal for anyone wanting to explore kink in a playful, relaxed and approachable way.
I also provide compassionate sex therapy-style sessions that combine open conversation with tailored hands-on guidance. In a warm, private and non-judgmental setting, I work with concerns including past trauma, low confidence, intimacy anxiety and premature ejaculation, helping you feel more comfortable, connected and confident.
My immaculate private incall offers a discreet five-star environment with all the amenities you need to freshen up before and after your session.
I also provide full-service experiences and traditional BDSM sessions. Please visit my website or social media for further information about these services.
I kindly ask that all enquiries are respectful, as basic manners go a long way. I respond to polite, genuine messages and won't reply to one-word enquiries such as "Hi," "Hey," or "Available?"
When contacting me, please include your name, your preferred booking length, your desired booking time, and the service you are interested in so I can assist you as quickly as possible.
I understand that plans can sometimes be spontaneous, so last-minute bookings can often be accommodated, subject to availability.
I look forward to welcoming and spoiling you.
Valerie Valdés x
WEBSITE: www.valerievaldes.net
INSTAGRAM: @therealvalerievaldes
TWITTER: @therealValerieV
🟣FULL SERVICE SEARCH- Valerie Valdes 🟣
I accept Cash, Beem it & Card Payments (card incurs a 6% surcharge)
Sexy Girl Next Door Lucy Levine
I’m the girl next door who’s as captivating as I am beautiful. With my size 6 figure and an alluring E-sized bust, I love to blend charm and intelligence.
Whether you're looking for a kinky porn star or a sensual girlfriend experience, my playful spirit and quick wit always shine through. I’m the kind of girl who can spark a deep conversation while making you laugh with my cheeky sense of humour.
Get ready to be enchanted by my allure and smarts—I’m the perfect mix of sweet and sassy!
https://au.langtrees.com/perth-female-escorts/lucy-levine-6210
Best Services in Town, 4 girls daily, New Girl Weekly!
We provide NO RUSH SERVICES!!!
0452 336 076 0452 336 076 0452 336 076 0452 336 076
There are 4 girls working in our private house, and every week we have new girl to join us. We only provide photo of our girls so you can choose the one you like.
WHY NOT USE FAKE PHOTO? BECAUSE WE WANNA KEEP YOUR BUSINESS
We will try our best to satisfy all your needs. Please come and meet filled with passionate sexual adventure. a girlfriend experience is what you receive from us.
We offer full services include French, body to body massage, sex with different positions. For any special services, please talk to our friendly reception, we will arrange the right girl for you. (SORRY, Safe sex ONLY, No anal.)
RATE: come to see us:
$130 / 30 min
$170 / 45 min
$200 / 60 min
We go to visit you:
From $280 / 1 hour
Call us now to make a booking:
0452 336 076
Peachy Booty - Natalie Rose
Hi Lovers,
Thank you for visiting my page and admiring my latest photos, I promise I’m even more breathtaking in person.
I’m Natalie Rose, a 28-year-old bisexual enchantress, delighted to connect with men, women, and couples. With my modern pin-up allure, silky-smooth fair skin adorned with vibrant pop-art tattoos, and a curvaceous hourglass figure complete with a tiny waist, enhanced G-cup breasts, and a perky peach booty I’m here to leave you spellbound and craving more.
I’m a free spirit with a passion for travel, having danced my way through exotic destinations across the globe. From the vibrant streets of Tokyo to the sultry beaches of Rio, I’ve chased adventure and collected unforgettable experiences. Music is my heartbeat, I’ve swayed to the rhythm of hundreds of concerts worldwide, from intimate jazz clubs in Paris to electrifying festivals in Ibiza. These adventures fuel my vibrant energy, and I bring that same passion and zest into every moment we share.
Bubbly, warm, and deeply sensual, I thrive on forging genuine connections. My affectionate nature and love for passionate kissing will draw you into an intimate exploration of desire, where Your comfort and pleasure are my priorities, and I’ll guide you through a journey that’s as thrilling as my global escapades.
Picture us sharing stories of far-off places as we indulge in playful teasing or slow, sensual exploration. My soft whispers, gentle touch, and electric energy will create a connection that feels like a private adventure. I love slipping into sultry lingerie or chic outfits to set the mood, and I’m always open to bringing your fantasies to life let’s make our time together a delicious blend of intimacy and indulgence.
Ready to embark on something extraordinary? Connect with me anytime via LIVE CHAT or book a private encounter to experience the full magic of Natalie Rose. Let’s create a moment that’s as unforgettable as a sunset in Santorini or a night under the stars in the Sahara.
Let’s create something magical together.
Kisses, Natalie Rose xxx
https://au.langtrees.com/perth-female-escorts/natalie-rose-4181
Naughty Horny TS
💎 Signature Services 💎
•🩷 Deep French Kissing (DFK)
• 🩷Versatile – Dominant Top / Sensual Bottom
•🩷 Light Kinks, Fetish Play, and Roleplay
• 🩷Erotic Body-to-Body Massage
• 🩷 Mild Domination / Switch
• 🩷GFE with an Assertive Twist
• 🩷Party & Play For respectful, upscale clientele
• 🩷Elite Escorting – Events, Private Travel, and Intimate Escapes
I don’t just provide a service — I create an experience that satisfies your mind, body, and craving for something rare.
Discretion, respect, and elegance — always.
Langtrees VIP Perth - 0487 977 707
Welcome to Langtrees VIP Perth
Perth's No 1 Gentlemans Club. We are opposite the casino at 71 Burswood Road, Burswood. We are open 24 hours 7 days a week, with 4 ladies available for the day shift and up to 20 ladies in the evenings or alternatively search our escorts to book to come to your place anytime. We can accommodate your every need and whim.
Operating for over 30 years Langtrees VIP Perth has long established itself in the market with a stylish, comfortable and immaculate venue.
Whether its a 30 minute appointment or you prefer to join us for the whole evening you will find Langtrees VIP Perth a home away from home.
https://au.langtrees.com/burswood-agency-establishments/langtrees-vip-perth-1807
Columbian Beauty Luna Lopez
Touring Perth 8 July - 3 August
I’m LUNA, a Colombian beauty with irresistible curves, sultry energy, and naturally seductive charm. I’m fluent in English and Spanish, and love connecting on every level, from teasing conversation to unforgettable chemistry.
I create passionate moments where pleasure feels effortless and real, the kind of experience that lingers long after we say goodbye.
I have a very pretty face, which is only blurred for privacy reasons. If you like my body, you don’t have to worry about my face, it’s one of my best features :)
Spending time with me is an experience you won't soon forget: one that transcends the ordinary. With a playful sensuality and irresistible charm, I create the perfect atmosphere to explore new sensations and indulge in shared fantasies. Life’s too short for the mundane; it’s meant for laughter, adventure, and unforgettable moments that stay with you. Let’s create a memory that lasts.
Upon meeting, I can assure you that you will be eager to explore me further behind closed doors. In addition to hours of fun, I can be whatever you want me to be. Devious in the bedroom, compassionate companion or a secret vault for you to unwind and tell me anything you want that you haven’t told anyone before. I am your safe space.
Can't wait to meet you! Xx💕
https://au.langtrees.com/perth-female-escorts/luna-lopez-7297
🔥🍑 Carly – That 29yo Vixen Who'll Ruin You for Anyone Under 25 😈💦
IM – Carly.
i'm 29. not some 22-year-old who thinks she invented the blowjob and calls it "slay queen head." nahhh honey, I've been draining balls dry since before TikTok was a thing. i got panties that have seen more frat houses than your entire pledge class, and they still look hotter on my floor than your ex's do on her finsta.
so lemme spell it out real quick...
i ain't your "girl next door who wants to cuddle and split a smoothie bowl." nope. i'm the one who'll push you onto the mattress, bite your earlobe, n growl "boy, you gonna fuck me like you're trying to get a promotion?" – then watch you get harder than a Marine on leave 💀💀
i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way – in a "i'll make you forget your own name, then teach you a new one" way. messy? hell no – *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the headboard? that innocent little throw pillow you bought on Etsy? they'll look like a category five hurricane made a porno. you'll be gasping for air, i'll be purring like a caffeinated panther... and your next door neighbor's gonna need noise-canceling headphones and maybe a cigarette 💦💦💦
none of that boring "rose petals n acoustic playlist n let's talk about our feelings" bullshit. barf.
i want you to grab my hips – yeah these prime-age, life-ruining hips that have more rhythm than a dance floor at 2am – while i ride you like a mechanical bull set to "destroy." bounce bounce bounce 'til your eyes cross and you start reciting your social security number backwards. pull my hair – not enough to send me to a physical therapist, just enough to make me go "ohhh fuck" – then slap my ass so hard my period cramps disappear for a week. then kiss it right after like you're giving a TED Talk on aftercare... but we both know you meant every sting 😇
we can do that thing where i'm on all fours and you're behind me – and i look back with those "i've seen your browser history" eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe yours, maybe your roommate's – depends how good you are (kidding... unless you're into that weird shit, then tell me the lore, i'm invested 🤪)
n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes gym bros cry in the locker room and call their mothers. like, leg-shakin', soul-leavin', "i saw
god and she asked me for tips" type head. 15 years of dedicated research, sweetheart – i can unlock kinks you didn't even know you had with my tongue. for real.
when it's time for the main course? you wrap that soldier up – no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not naive. i survived the pandemic, two recessions, and men who "swear they're clean." we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.
i'm 29 goddamn years old – i know exactly what i want. and i know what you want too: a foul-mouthed, experienced woman who's also sweet enough to make you a snack afterwards and call you "my good boy." we finish? i'll curl up against you, trace your chest tattoo, nibble your ear, call you a good boy... then steal your hoodie and give you some solid investment advice on the way out – Roth IRA, baby, think about your future 🍟😘
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so yeah. you wanna taste this prime cut? then stop reading and hit me up.
TEXT me – don't fucking call. i ain't answering when i'm busy making some guy forget his ex's name (or teaching a grown man where the clit actually is 🌟).
i'll reply when i'm not drowning in dick or finishing my skincare routine – could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. retinol takes time. deal with it.
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don't keep me waiting too long – i get real bratty when i'm wet and ignored, and at my age, that's a criminal waste of a fully-developed frontal lobe and a very dirty mind 😈💋
— Carly (29, prime body, PhD in dick-traction, still wetter than a sorority girl on syllabus week) 🔥🍆
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