Broome Female Escorts

The Vanilla Thriller! sick of all the fake, far fetched or over promised ads?! if you agree that good intimacy doesn’t need to be over the top, kinky, fake, or fully scripted like a porno, then I am the girl for you. No fetishes, no bullshit, no weird stuff. No need to role play a wildly unrealistic scenario or put on a fake persona, I’ll make you feel genuinely welcome, I don’t pretend to be someone I’m not, and you shouldn’t either. Let’s just enjoy how great some real human connection can be, with an unforgettable girlfriend experience.

TWITTER (X): https://x.com/6inchminx/

ONLY FANS: https://onlyfans.com/azaleaminxx

SNAPCHAT: @xxx_azaleah - I do not accept bookings via Snapchat, nor can I discuss anything on there, as it goes against their rules. My Snapchat is simply a form of verification that I am a legitimate profile. I am unable to respond to messages about bookings on snap.

A Z A L E A (pronounced ahh-zay-lee-uhh)

German, Welsh & English heritage, born & raised in Australia. Full figured, blonde haired, tatted up girl next door. A deliciously bouncy ass, juicy E cup bust, all natural no fillers, botox, all natural beauty 100% no bullshit! Also a chill easy going attitude, and cheeky sense of humour.

🥂 Champagne connoisseur 🍾 Lingerie enthusiast 👙 Dinner date delight 🍽 Sex toy specialist 💦 Freakishly flexible 😈 Porn star pussy 💋 unforgettable indulgence…

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET A REPLY FROM ME, please follow a similar format to the below and be sure that you have provided me with enough information to form a legitimate enquiry. 🫶🏽 

your name:

booking date & time:

type of service:

appointment length:

incall or outcall:

your suburb:

Although not required, feel free to add your age, ethnicity & a photo if you’re comfortable doing so, it’s always nice to know more about who I’m talking to 💋

I WILL NOT RESPOND TO…

blocked numbers / natural, kink or anal requests / unsolicited dick pics / asking for discounts / “hi” / “send a pic” / “hey baby” / “what you doing” / “send address” / “available?” / “where are you” / “are you real” / “I’m horny” / “you up?” / “damn sexy” /

if reading that was annoying for you… imagine how annoying it is for me reading messages like that all day everyday… Respect goes a long way! Please speak to me politely if you’d like me to be polite to you.

PARTY BOOKINGS & OVERNIGHTS

I do not see extreme/hard drug users (meth, ghb, heroin etc.) these bookings are for more casual forms of recreational fun only. Want an extended booking where we have more time to chill, get to know each other, have some drinks and listen to music? Perfect if you are staying in a hotel and would like some company.

Virtual services - message me for pricing

• live video calls

• sexting sessions

• phone call sex

• live photo & video Snapchat sessions

• custom XXX photo & video packages via OnlyFans

• worn items for sale - includes sexy photos & videos of me wearing them / socks $75 / panties $100 / high heels $150

payment for all virtual services can ONLY be made via secure encrypted online eftpos (credit, debit, google/apple or Afterpay) - no bank transfers, Beemit or Pay ID payments are accepted

I am a very fancy girl with very passionate and with astonishing appearance and attractive attitude that will make your experience so much crazy. I have an innocent beautiful face, natural and stunning body and a good, soft, gentle and smooth light skin. But it’s not just my looks that’ll captivate you—my energy, charm, and infectious fun-loving attitude will leave you craving more. Whether we're laughing over drinks or lost in passionate moments, I’ll ensure every second of our time together is nothing short of unforgettable. Let me take care of you with a tender, intimate girlfriend experience, or if you’re looking for something spicier. I offer a naughty, sensual time that’s sure to satisfy your wildest cravings.

Hi guys, I’mAlice，25yo，DD CUPS . I am the true master in the art of erotic massage pleasures entice you with an erotic massage, Prostate Massage, wet wet wet Nuru massage to take you to that place that you belong This is an opportunity not to be missed.

Independent Private booking Xx .(Real Nuru body rub with best quality Nuru gel,!)  0420 350 836

Have you ever had a wet Nuru Body Rub experience before?The feeling is so fantastic! Hope you just try it! I promise you won’t regret it! ( Full service offer as well)

A Nuru Body Rub is an erotic Body Rub,more

Precisely the queen of erotic Body Rub.It practically involves the sensation of sex without actively engaging in The body content quickly raises the tinglingThe massage is intimate and helps establish a connection while also having an interesting erotic extfor both. Sensations most feel during sex.intercourse .

The slippery and messy Nuru Body Rub is an intensely sexually arousing rubdown technique where both the therapists and receiver is covered in nuru gel the therapists uses my body to perform physical contact. Apart from creating intense sensations and proving sexual pleasure.It’s much more better do only sex!

Come Come Come. I am the true master in the art of erotic massage pleasures entice you with an erotic massage, Prostate Massage, wet wet wet Nuru massage to take you to that place that you belong This is an opportunity not to be missed.

NAKED NURU THERAPY OR PROSTAGE MASSAGE WITH SENSUAL RELIEF

30min/$150

45min/$170

60min/$200

standard FULL SERVICE

100/20MIN

120/30MIN

150/45MIN

180/60MIN

Lots extra available, B.B.BJ,CIM .etc.

Authentic Wet Nuru body rub, Prostate Rub, Shower together

or details, xxx

Xx 0420 350 836

 Hi Love:

My name is Nicole 27 year old Bigger natural busty girl, I love giving and receiving pleasure and look forward to sharing wonderful moments with you. I specialize in offering a very Intimate Girlfriend Experience  I`m 100% sure I will leave you craving for more. I am genuine, beautiful in person and playful! Enjoying meeting new people and a good fun.

Ring me now : 0466471186

My rate:

$130 for 30mins

$170for 45mins

$220 for 60mins

Out call:  300 per  hour

My place clean tidy easy parking air-con open

I’ve been expecting you ... What desires can I fulfill for you today? Let’s make them a reality...

xxOO

0431 847 210

hi. Boys：

My pictures are GENUINE, what you see is what you get. I am 101% SAFE.

I’m VIVIAN, from TAIWAN,an open-minded,your sweet and sensual independent companion ... here to bring a little sparkle, warmth, and pleasure into your world.

Smart, confident, and effortlessly elegant, I’m the kind of woman who’ll keep you guessing, leave you breathless, and make you wonder just how you got so lucky. ✨

Chemistry is key, and I prefer connecting with those who truly get me. No rush, no distractions.. just you, me, and a world of possibilities to explore 😉🙊 .. With me, you’ll experience not just an encounter, but an escape, where passion and professionalism meet.

party fun SERVICE......I enjoy naughty

My super sweet yet cheeky personality will make you feel comfortable and confident to get the sexy time moving. I absolutely love my job, I love being sensual and seeing a person turned on makes me one happy girl! There is no need to feel shy as I will make you feel completely at ease the moment we touch.

 Please Text to 0431 847 210

I look adorable in my cute sexy mini skirt and heels. I can also offer a really sexy service with my soft breasts, fulfill your deepest fantasies and you can enjoy delicious .... with me. Tell me what you like, I am very flexible and will try to satisfy your every need!

For girlfriend-experience full service:

-NURUMASSAGE WITH GEL

-BODY SLIDING

-Sex in multiple position

-Licking Kissing

-Mutual Oral 69

-Erotic massage

-Amazing blowjob

-Cuddling touching

-Sucking ball

-Striptease

A lots extra service let me know pls ,.B.B.B.J.C.I.M.R.I.M.I.N.G.N.AT.S.E.X

$100/20mins

$130/30mins

$200/60mins

NUDE MASSAGE &HAND JOB

30mins $100

60mins $150

outcall price 250/1hr ，500/2hr，700/3hr

overnight start 1200

Lots extra available, B.B.BJ, etc.

I LIKE TO DO NO RUSH SERVICE AND I HAVE MOST PATIENCE TO SERVICE YOU!

or details, xxx

please call now on before you miss it out.

0431 847 210

it’s me. remy. yeah THAT bitch. 30. pussy’s drippier than a busted ice cream truck in Jan🍦💧

u want sweet? go suck a lollipop.

u want NASTY? keep readin u horny fuck 🤪

lemme tell u somethin that actually happened.

Jan heatwave. AC’s dead as a doornail. i’m layin on the floor in nothin but a soaked-through tank (no bra obviously) n a thong that’s basically two strings n a prayer 🧵💦

this lanky ass technician shows up – sweat stains under his arms lookin like two wet raccoons. he’s tryna check the thermostat but i’m leanin over him, my tits practically in his face, drippin all over his tool belt like a fuckin leaky faucet.

dude SNAPS. pushes me onto the couch, rips my panties off WITH HIS TEETH – yeah them chompers 👄🦷 – n gives me the sloppiest, wettest, loudest head i’ve ever had in my whole damn life. i’m screamin so loud my neighbor texts “u ok girl?” I AM MORE THAN OK 💀

then he fucks me missionary while the fan just spins up there doin absolutely nothin. useless piece of shit. i came four times. FOUR. he fixed the AC after. barely.

moral of the story? i’m a hot fuckin mess n i need u to be worse 😇

here’s what i’m into (n i ain’t shy about it):

• me on my knees, lookin up at u like a gremlin who just found the last french fry 🧟‍♀️🍟

• u pullin my hair so hard i see stars – the good kinda stars, not the “call 911” kinda ⭐️

• RAW DOGGIN – yeah i said it. no rubber. no bullshit. Cond0m? never heard of her 💀

(ok maybe sometimes but i’ll leave THAT to ur imagination u lil freak)

• creampiie me like a fuckin donut 🍩💦 – NAT RAW, no pullin out, i wanna feel u twitch inside me like a live wire

• then i flip over, grab ur cock, wrap my legs round ur waist n FUCK U BACK till u forget ur own name. what name? exactly.

i don’t do slow. i don’t do romantic. i do sweaty, loud, messy, “oh god my back hurts tomorrow” kinda sex 😈

u young? cool. i’ll ride u till ur balls turn purple.

u old? even fuckin better – i’ll make that dick stand up like it just saw a ghost 👻🍆

💰 MONEY SHIT – READ IT OR FUCK OFF 💰

cash. payid (INSTANT ONLY – if it says “pending” or “delayed” u can take that transfer n shove it up ur ass 💅)

no pay later. no “i forgot my wallet”. u pay before we play. simple as that.

📱 TEXT ME. DON’T FUCKIN CALL.

i’m busy chokin on some other guy’s cock probably 😏 leave ur name, what time u wanna “come” (lol), n any weird shit ur into.

i’ll text back when i’m done makin that other dude see god. patience, dickhead.

so yeah.

u want a boring girl who’ll say “oh that’s nice”? go jerk off to netflix.

u want a 30yo nasty bitch who’ll ruin u for every other woman on this planet?

text me. or don’t. i literally don’t give a fuck – i got other cocks to climb 🍆🧗‍♀️

remy 💋

(yeah that’s my name – don’t wear it out, asshole)

🌟 Lili's Sweet Companion Offer 🌟  

Hi, I'm Lili ✨ 160cm, 43kg with E cup ✨ Just arrived here now in Perth, Karrinyup, now in your city for a short trip 💕 I'm cute, gentle, and love to make you feel special～  

My body is soft and curvy, skin smooth like silk 💋 I know how to please a man～ I'm shy at first but once I trust you, I become very passionate and naughty 😈 I love to be spoiled, kissed, and held tight～  

I offer full GFE experience: massage, teasing, kissing, and more～ No rush, just pure pleasure 💦 I'm clean, discreet, and always fresh～  

Here is my rate:

15 mins - $100

30 mins - $150

60 mins - $200

Outcall to visit you is from $450 an hour

Let's have fun together～ You can call me Lili 💗 DM me for rates and booking～ I'm waiting for you 😘  

Hello, I’m Gigi

I have enjoyed my time in having HOT Steamy time with different man, so I am here to please as well as please me.

🤩For those who made my time here difficult 🖕 to you 😂

I am 26 years old, 158cm tall, C Cup size, and 46kg. 

All my photos and video are taken recently so please do not text me for photos 🙄 I will just redirect you to here.

What are my rates?

Girlfriend Experience (GFE) Full Service Incall

~ $100/15 minutes

~ $150/30 minutes

~ $200/1 hour

* I accept cash or payid only 💵 No Eftpos*

Outcall $450

What do I include?

Shower together, foreplay, DFK, 69, Lingerie, Multiple Positions.

Just Arrived here in Karrinyup & Looking forward to meet you guys here~

Availability: 24 Hours! Anytime Fun as long as you want~

How to contact me?

Call/Text me: 0423 198 738

I look forward to seeing you 👀 please make sure you have read my details here before contacting me for a booking. Thank you 👍

Hello Gentlemen, call me :0452567983

I'm Linda 22yo, a Japanese with a size 6 slim body. Have charming eyes, firm natural boobs, long dark hair and a firm round ass that can sex in every position. With my fun and flirty personality I can make you feel like a real king.

I provide discreet companionship for those who appreciate the finer things in life. Quality not quantity is what I desire and provide. I like seductive lacy lingerie, and above all a friendly companion with whom to share these sensual intimate wonders.

I will make you feel like in heaven with good BJ skills and help you relax all day stress. Let my magic hands and mouth do the work. Try me and you will see.

Twist and turn suck and pull. moan and groan. It is satisfaction at its best and I guarantee you will be shocked to learn that there are not aware of . I guarantee you will remember this for the rest of your life. Classy, sexy and a hell of a lot fun ;-)

I give you a fantastic time.

Giving you GFE services

Hi Dear, 

My name is Paula,Text me

0410 336 928

I am a 21 year old, I have a sexy, exotic look and Idress well in seductive lingerie with high heels to accentuate my soft legs. I have a sexy size 6 figure with delicious 36 D cup breasts and silky brown hair that inspired artists to paint and bewitched early seafarers. Beautiful dark brown eyes and super soft honey skin. I am a fantasy truly realized.

call me baby

Im a very sensual lady with a tender touch just waiting to help you unwind, while teasing you till you are putty in my hands. You will find my sweet, friendly and easy going nature absolutely irresistible, not to mention my naughty, sexy side. 

I enjoy male company and am very keen to tease, please and satisfy your needs. My service is passionate, unhurried and stimulating. Come and show me what you like!

Looking forward to our sexy time. Xoxo

0410 336 928 Paula

Hi,

I am stunning 24 yo beautiful girl. I am very pretty with a soft size 6 body, beautiful complexion and luscious lips and a D Busty, I promise to show you a real good time, do not be fooled my sweet innocent face as I am a naughty little girl behind closed doors as you will find out.

Let me test your limits and take you to the edge and back again...Whether you are seeking a lady for a loving and passionate girlfriend experience, a naughty and kinky tie and tease session followed by lots of sexy dirty talk, or an exciting party booking, I am the lady for you.

Trust me I really know how to give the best satisfying for your fantasies. Choose me you will never regrets at all. I am sure you want to stay longer or come back again and again

I await your call

My Services include

Full body stress relief,

Sensual teasing;

Sexual cuddling and touching;

Full girl friend experience, lip kissing, touching and cuddle,

Sex in different positions,

Relief in different ways, and stockings high heels pretty lingerie,

Really sexy, wont let you down

and Extra service are available

Call me to ask more services details.

0452420916

Hello Gentleman.

I’m a hot sexy a mix here for some fun ! I'm open minded sweet but wild cute lovely face that looks innocent at first but can turn into your hottest dreams. I'm blessed with hot shaped rounded and amazing DD size breasts and tight body with amazing soft baby skin! Enjoy to give pleasure !! and I love and totally enjoy my service.

I am here to please all the man who needs love and satisfaction, in any races and any 18+ ages.... I can be your best companion for you to cuddle for sleeping after sex and give you a best trained massage to heal your tiredness after work.

I am very free free spirited in bed and need a man who loves to explore new things... let’s do it

I provide a full girlfriend service

Teasing, mutual play, hot body rub, hot wild sex, multiple positions

INCAL/OUTCALLS AVAILABLE 

Contact on

0424 125 141

Heidy

Look forward to meeting you.xx

Booking : 0466 780 848

Hi, dear customers!

Do You want the best full body relaxing oil massage? You want exotic massage service？No matter you are after a relaxing massage after a long working day, or looking for something more exciting, I am here to fulfill your requests.

My name is Helen, I will committed to provide the massage you required with 100% satisfaction. Come to have more time to spend with your favourite lady with fantastic massage service!

Phone or SMS: with I, will make it happen for you !! ❤️ 0466 780 848

Nothing beats warm human contact and capable, gentle hands. Just let me know what kind of massage you would like and I would be pleased to provide it and delight you.

If you are looking for massage services, please come in and experience the pleasures of remedial massage therapy. You won’t be disappointed.

Text me now for more detail ; ) ❤️

I WORKING 7 DAYS A WEEK FROM 9 am-9 pm. Walk-in also welcome.

Hope can see you guys soon !!

Helen

0466 780 848

Hi there,

Firstly thank you, I’m so happy you found me! Time is precious so lets get to talking about how I can squeeze as much of my peach into some time with you!

I’m in my mid 20s, with a genuine love for sex and excitement and thrive off pleasing a man, woman or partners. I am open minded, sexy and adventurous and behind closed doors I would be described as the ultimate erotic exotic!

Body slide

Breast play

COB - cum on body

Costumes and role play

Cuddling

Dirty talk

Erotic sensual massage

Foot fetish

GFE

Gives oral

Hand relief

Light kissing.          

Mutual oral

Oil body slide

Oil massage

Sexy lingerie and stocking

Touching

Toys on you

Variety of positions

Please Ask

Extra Charge:

Receives oral

Rimming

Shower together

Straight double

OUTCALL AVAILABLE

Can’t wait to hear from you!

0414 294 548

Zara

LOCATION: NORTHBRIDGE

COOLBINIA

346 WALCOTT ST COOLBINIA

7 days a week 9.30am - 11.59pm

0497 735 043

NORTHBRIDGE

218 JAMES ST NORTHBRIDGE

9.30AM - 24 hours 6 days a week (except Sunday)

0458 007 375

PRICE GUIDES JUST FOR FULL SERVICE

FOR THE EXTRA EXTRAS COME TALK TO ME

JUST LIKE JAP anime girl just jumped out of your screen ♡

Im Rose (26) im a perfect 160 cm baddie with glossy waist-length black hair, massive sparkling amethyst eyes, and the cutest heart-shaped face you’ve ever seen 🥺💗 Her tiny size-8 body is pure magic: itty-bitty waist, juicy natural DD-cup oppai that bounce like in hentai, and a perky peach butt that looks drawn by a master artists 🍒🍑

im the ultimate “innocent face, demon energy” trope come to life!

By day she’s your super-genki kawaii girlfriend who clings to your arm, feeds you Pocky, and calls you “Senpai~ ♡”

By night she flips into full ahegao mode: cat-ear lingerie, thigh-highs, begging voice, and zero limits 😈💦

Rates ♡

and my friend Miya is also with me you can make double bookings

💕 $260 – 30 min Quick Summon

💕 $275 – 45 min Mini Hentai Episode

💕 $290 – 60 min Full Waifu Chapter

Multi-hour packages available ~ just ask ♡

Outcall not available yet.....

incall only

Come live your favorite doujin tonight~

Rabbit is already waiting in thigh-highs and cat ears, phone in hand…

Text or WhatsApp now, onegai Senpai! 🥺💗🇯🇵

MY PRICES

(CASH PRICES + PAYID OR BANK TRANSFER (INSTANT))

EFTPOS FEES MAY APPLY GST

GFE:

• 15 MIN : $240
• 30 MIN $260
• 45 MIN: $275
• 60 MIN: $290

NUDE RELIEF

• 15 MIN: $140
• 30 MIN: $160
• 45 MIN: $175
• 60 MIN: $190

BODY SLIDE

• 15 MIN: $170
• 30 MIN: $190
• 45 MIN: $205
• 60 MIN: $220

GFE + BJ

• 15 MIN: $275
• 30 MIN: $290
• 45 MIN: $310
• 60 MIN: $320

NURU + HAND RELIEF

• 30 MIN: $215
• 45 MIN: $235
• 60 MIN: $255

NURU + FULL SERVICE + BJ

• 30 MIN: $360
• 45 MIN: $380
• 60 MIN: $400

CARD PAYMENTS ARE SURCHARGED. AND

AFTER 8PM THERE IS $5 EXTRA FOR NIGHT FEES AT NORTHBRIDGE 

COOLBINIA

346 WALCOTT ST COOLBINIA

7 days a week 9.30am - 11.59pm

0497 735 043

NORTHBRIDGE

218 JAMES ST NORTHBRIDGE

24 hours 6 days a week (except Sunday) until midnight

0458 007 375

K - KOREAN C- CHINESE HK - HONG KONG TH - THAI

JP - JAPANESE TW - TAIWAN VN - VIETNAMESE

ROSTERS ( COOLBINIA)

MONDAY: IRIS JP - BELLA TW - SARAH HK (TI

TUESDAY: IRIS JP - JESSICA C - CHLOE K (TILL MIDNIGHT)

WEDNESDAY: IRIS JP - LISA C (TILL MIDNIGHT)

THURSDAY: IRIS JP - MIYA TW - SARAH HK

FRIDAY: IRIS JP - KIKI TW - LISA C (TILL MIDNIGHT)

SATURDAY: RENEE - HK - JAMMIE - HK - LISA - C (TILL 11PM)

SUNDAY: RENEE HK - LISA C - JAMMIE HK (TILL 11PM)

ROSTER (NORTHBRIDGE)

(NEW ROSTER COMING SOON WITH MANY BRAND NEW GIRLS) 1 OR 2 WEEKS

MONDAY: MAY C - COCO C (24HRS Ring front door bell after 9pm)

TUESDAY: OLIVIA C - MAY C (24HRS Ring front door bell after 9pm)

WEDNESDAY: ANNA - C - COCO C (24HRS)

THURSDAY: MAY C - VICKY JP (24HRS)

FRIDAY: - MAY C - CHLOE K - ANNA C (24HRS)

SATURDAY: ANNA C - LISA C - CHLOE K (24HRS)

SUNDAY: MAY C - SASA C - LISA C (9.30AM CLOSE MIDNIGHT)

📞 Bookings: 0402 981 659 – No5 Massage Centre

📍 Address: 5 Oxford Street, West Leederville, WA

This page is your go-to spot for LIVE UPDATES on our girls, including who's currently available, new arrivals and daily roster changes. ✨

🌸 SEE WHO'S AVAILABLE THIS WEEK

🇻🇳 Cat

🇻🇳 Nora

🇹🇼 Cici (10am - 9pm DAILY)

🇹🇼 Besty

🇻🇳 Natalie

🌸 MEET OUR LATEST ARRIVALS

🇻🇳 Yoyo

🌸 VIEW INDIVIDUAL GIRLS' PROFILES & PHOTOS

• Check out each girl's individual profile for photos and details.

💕 DUO BOOKINGS AVAILABLE!

All our girls are available for duo bookings. Want to make your visit extra special? Ask our team to recommend your favourite combination of two girls for double the fun! 💋

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📸Real photos only – no fake or AI images.

📞 Bookings: 0402 981 659

🌐 www.no5massage.com.au

For current availability, duo combinations and bookings, please contact our team directly.

IM – Carly.

i'm 29. not some 22-year-old who thinks she invented the blowjob and calls it "slay queen head." nahhh honey, I've been draining balls dry since before TikTok was a thing. i got panties that have seen more frat houses than your entire pledge class, and they still look hotter on my floor than your ex's do on her finsta.

so lemme spell it out real quick...

i ain't your "girl next door who wants to cuddle and split a smoothie bowl." nope. i'm the one who'll push you onto the mattress, bite your earlobe, n growl "boy, you gonna fuck me like you're trying to get a promotion?" – then watch you get harder than a Marine on leave 💀💀

i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way – in a "i'll make you forget your own name, then teach you a new one" way. messy? hell no – *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the headboard? that innocent little throw pillow you bought on Etsy? they'll look like a category five hurricane made a porno. you'll be gasping for air, i'll be purring like a caffeinated panther... and your next door neighbor's gonna need noise-canceling headphones and maybe a cigarette 💦💦💦

none of that boring "rose petals n acoustic playlist n let's talk about our feelings" bullshit. barf.

i want you to grab my hips – yeah these prime-age, life-ruining hips that have more rhythm than a dance floor at 2am – while i ride you like a mechanical bull set to "destroy." bounce bounce bounce 'til your eyes cross and you start reciting your social security number backwards. pull my hair – not enough to send me to a physical therapist, just enough to make me go "ohhh fuck" – then slap my ass so hard my period cramps disappear for a week. then kiss it right after like you're giving a TED Talk on aftercare... but we both know you meant every sting 😇

we can do that thing where i'm on all fours and you're behind me – and i look back with those "i've seen your browser history" eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe yours, maybe your roommate's – depends how good you are (kidding... unless you're into that weird shit, then tell me the lore, i'm invested 🤪)

n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes gym bros cry in the locker room and call their mothers. like, leg-shakin', soul-leavin', "i saw 

god and she asked me for tips" type head. 15 years of dedicated research, sweetheart – i can unlock kinks you didn't even know you had with my tongue. for real.

when it's time for the main course? you wrap that soldier up – no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not naive. i survived the pandemic, two recessions, and men who "swear they're clean." we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.

i'm 29 goddamn years old – i know exactly what i want. and i know what you want too: a foul-mouthed, experienced woman who's also sweet enough to make you a snack afterwards and call you "my good boy." we finish? i'll curl up against you, trace your chest tattoo, nibble your ear, call you a good boy... then steal your hoodie and give you some solid investment advice on the way out – Roth IRA, baby, think about your future 🍟😘

——————————————————————

so yeah. you wanna taste this prime cut? then stop reading and hit me up.

TEXT me – don't fucking call. i ain't answering when i'm busy making some guy forget his ex's name (or teaching a grown man where the clit actually is 🌟).

i'll reply when i'm not drowning in dick or finishing my skincare routine – could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. retinol takes time. deal with it.

——————————————————————

don't keep me waiting too long – i get real bratty when i'm wet and ignored, and at my age, that's a criminal waste of a fully-developed frontal lobe and a very dirty mind 😈💋

— Carly (29, prime body, PhD in dick-traction, still wetter than a sorority girl on syllabus week) 🔥🍆