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Same day appointments are welcome
11am - around 6.45pm
Pease understand there is no fullservice
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Please include your name , preferred time of booking and how long for
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Hi, baby. My name is Zoe, 26years old. Would you like to have a fantastic time with me? Im sexy, friendly, always smiling, but at the same time naughty model with a perfect size 6 body, 36D breasts and sexy bum. I have a smooth skin, long hair and sweet angel face. Im always good looking in sexy teasing lingerie and dresses to make you feel even hornier. ππ Just call or text me now, I am very happy to play with you ππ
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BJ Princess - East Perth
Hi, Iβm Elle :)
Your sweet pretty girl next door with a sexy seductive twist and a very cheeky smile on my full, soft wet lips.
Please read this ad & rates before contacting me - or for more info - full rates, pics, detailed info - see my own website
www.elle-lush.com
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I am a 100% independent and private full service escort entertaining from a lovely East Perth incall apartment.
I can also visit you at your 5 star hotel.
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In person I offer;
3sums & group fun - from $1200
Blow and Go - from $300
GFE - from $350/half hr, $600/hr
DGFE / PSE - from $450/half hr, $700/hr
Erotic Massage w happy endings - from $400/hr
Domination / Kink / Fetish - from $600/hr
(see the rates page here on Escorts & Babes or my own website for full info & rates)
https://www.elle-lush.com/contact-elle-lush
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BOOKINGS;
Iβm available in my East Perth private apartment most days between around 10am and 10pm - I may be flexible with times with advance notice.
I usually need at least 3+ hours notice or preferably a dayβs notice - unless you see my ad on βAvailable Nowβ - when I can see you straight away :)
Any morning fun needs to be arranged the day before.
You must read my profile here (or my website www.elle-lush.com) so you know what I offer, and TXT me on 0405130404 with the basic booking info as listed below;
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- Your name
- Day and time youβd like to see me
- Which service
- How long for
- Incall or Outcall
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Please see my Rates page here on E&B, or go to my own website for full details of services I provide, plus rates and lots more info and pictures.
https://www.elle-lush.com/
www.elle-lush.com
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About Me;
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Dress size 10 and DD bust with a relaxed and bubbly nature, sex kitten looks and a friendly personality to excite and delight you.
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I may be direct when txting to book as my phone is always busy and I only enjoy seeing polite gents - but donβt worry, Iβm always sweet, friendly and warm in person :)
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Hygiene is very important - all lovers are required to shower, use deodorant and mouthwash at my incall upon arrival.
When you are clean and smelling great youβll always get the best service!
Trimming downstairs (esp with a ball shave) gets my appreciation (and my tongue).
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See my website for more photos, links to social media, OF, full booking options and all information
www.elle-lush.com
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No Anal on me
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Excellent hygiene expected
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- Which service
- How long for
- Incall or Outcall
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Anal Queen matty book me now!!!
Friendly, Confident & Discreet Companion β¨
I'm easygoing, open-minded and always ready to make your time enjoyable and memorable. I offer a relaxed, welcoming atmosphere where you can feel comfortable, appreciated and completely at ease.
Whether you're looking for great company, a little excitement or a special moment away from everyday life, I believe in genuine connections, respect and discretion.
I'm well-presented, attentive and always happy to meet new people.
Your comfort, privacy and satisfaction are my priorities. π
Feel free to message to 0437 626 242
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Ms Charlotte Sloane | Curvy, Red-Headed Aussie Seductress
Ms Charlotte Sloane
It starts with the hair: long, red and impossible to ignore. Then she smiles, holds your gaze a moment too long, and you realise the innocent look was only ever a first impression.
Well travelled, educated and genuinely funny, Charlotte is the kind of company that makes everyone else seem a little dull. Conversation flows without trying, the flirting is quick and clever, and her cheeky streak keeps you wondering what she's thinking. (Usually exactly what you're hoping.)
She reads your mood in a glance and already knows how your naughty play date should unfold, without you saying a word. Whether it's slow and sensual or something a little more unhinged, she enjoys every minute of it, and it shows.
A curious, adventurous free spirit, she's the perfect partner in crime if there's something new you've been wanting to try.
Genuinely attentive and completely at ease, she makes the outside world fade away and leaves you free to simply be yourself.
Charlotte has never wanted to be everyone's cup of tea. She'd rather be someone's favourite indulgence. Quality over quantity in everythingβ¦and that includes the company she keeps
Fair warning ~ One visit is rarely enough.
PLAY DATES TO INDULGE IN
β’ Girlfriend Experience
β’ Spicy Experience
β’ Couples Fantasy
Mention your pick in your first text and she'll send you the details.
HOW TO MAKE CONTACT
Why not make a good impression and help her respond promptly, by including the details below.
Little inside tip: it'll earn you a priority reply π
β’ Your "porn star name" and real age
β’ Girlfriend Experience/Spicy Experience/ Couples Fantasy
β’ Requested booking date and time
β’ 30, 60 or 90 minutes (for longer bookings, please specify)
β’ Any inclusions or special requests you'd like to discuss
INSTANT BLOCK
Charlotte is easy-going about most things, but not these:
β’ Natural sex or anal. Neither is on the menu, so please don't ask.
β’ Requests for more photos. Hers are recent and verified, so what you see is exactly what you get.
Your pleasure is her favourite hobby π
π± 0477 969 060
Enquiries by text only ~ followed up by phone call to confirm
CUTE YOUNG TWINKY IN TOWN
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I'm 23 Year's old cute healthy wealthy young and sexii twinky !! I've got beautiful long black hairs! Always smooth,shaved,clean,inside/outside.
I'm real attractive with stunning face card , juicy lips & gorgeous eyes//I've got beautiful,round & cute A$$ with sexy body shape as in pictures & size of 6.5 inches// // YES All pictures are real mine which I'm upgrading every fortnighlt or month! So I'm not fake!! I'm genuine!! I don't like my time get wasted cuz I'm blocking time waster's every day// I'm only cool and horny for authentic clients only //Do not call\\ only text plz// no private calls no useless talks///will be straight report and block// No reply to hi,helo messages! Text me with your age // size // nationality // time you want to book!!! Full BOTTOM for GUY'S // Like to play with hard rock dick special with dom !! Yes only Love hard to topping girl's or cute looking fem boy's !! couples welcome!!
No video calling if you not feel real about me do not push it !!
no quickies no useless questions donβt ask for next week or Iβm away from home etc thatβs all time waste well apart all this!!
Hygiene is a must, I love boys and girls who smell well!
plz under shave before meetup I donβt go with bushes!!
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Again No time wasters please. Genuine bookings only.
AVOID BIG CHATS
THROW YOOR CASH ON ME!!
Have to deposit 100$ for confirmation which will be non refundable if you not coming or cancel Other payment will be in cash!!
INCALL:
30 minutes: 350$
45 minutes: 450$
60 minutes :550$
OUTCALL:
ONE HOUR : 700$
TWO HOURS 1400$
CASH πΈCASH
SERVICE AS FULL BOTTOM:
FUCKIN // SUCKIN // CUDDLIN // BODY KISSES // NIPLES // RIMMIN ON ME !!
ASK FOR GFE // PSE RATES!!
WHAT I DONT OFFER
BB,,NO PARTIES STUFF,NO SWALLOWING!!
NO NEGOTIATIONS
LOCATED::EAST PERTH ADELAIDE TERRACE
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A petite Asian girl with a soft, irresistible body β 162cm, 48kg, smooth skin and natural curves that feel just right in your hands.
Iβm the type of girl who doesnβt just look sweetβ¦ I know exactly how to make you feel relaxed, comfortable, and completely taken care of.
From the moment you step in, Iβll make sure all your stress slowly melts away with my warm hands and gentle touch.
πββοΈ My service includes:
- Relaxing sensual massage
- Slow, attentive hand service
- Smooth body-to-body experience
- Nuru massage available for a deeper, more immersive feeling
I like to take things slow⦠build the mood⦠let you truly enjoy every second without rushing.
My style is soft, intimate, and very attentive β perfect if youβre looking for something real, not just a quick session.
β¨ Clean & private environment
β¨ Friendly, easy-going, no drama
β¨ I treat every client with care and respect
If youβre looking for a genuine, sensual experience with a soft Asian girl who knows how to please and relax you, Iβm here waiting for you π
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My private home: 402A Scarborough Beach Road, Osborne Park, WA 6017
- Opposite Oasis Hotel, Clissold Parade, next to Charcoal chickens.
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Sorry no Muslim no Pakistani no Afghanistan no African no white no South Indian allowed no Asians π«
πͺ· Friendly sweet kudi Australian-born, North Indian background Kashmiri age
24 very friendly and sweet kudi fair skin
I speak fluent Hindi and fluent Punjabi and English I'm well shaven well waxed and smells good thanks
Hnji ki haal hai Aisha soni kudi of Perth young sexy freindly kudi. I only give service fo North Indian and Sri Lankans. thank you jj strictly cash only payment
*Please carefully read ad before booking
β Iβm not aunty Iβm not chinky Iβm not transgender Iβm not mix breed β
βStrictly one client at hotel door( do not bring friendβs )
Police may be called if u bring ur Freind
β sorry I donβt give service to South Indians
β sorry uncles over service to uncles over 35 years old
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πͺ· All services are strictly protected.
strictly condom sex strictly condom blowjob
π [ PIz Respect my boundaries. Removing a condom without my consent or any other abuse will be reported to the police.
βNo anal No extras.I donβt do natural sex I donβt do natural blowjob β
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$250 30 minutes unlimited shot
$350 1 unlimited shot
βNo payid no bank transfer no beem it
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Extra $500 five hundred for Punjabi suit or sari
βno shower sex
βno massage
βno rimming
β dodgy style
β missonary
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β on top reversed cow girl
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Any visible pimples boils cuts or any signs of disease no service, NO REFUND you'll be asked to leave
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- *No drugs, smoking, vaping or intoxicated clients.
- *No recording, photography
- * Respect my boundaries - abusive behaviour will not be tolerated. Police may be called
- strictly one client at hotel door strictly one client inside hotel room no additional guests allowed
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π100/20minsπ Out/Incall Independent sexy Japanese girl Luna, nat tits, GFE, good fun
My name is Luna from Japan, 22 year old, sexy body, natural big tits with long hair and always have a smile on my face.π
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OUTCALL $400/HR
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For those of you who have seen me before, you know about the various sexual delights I offer and the great time we have.
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0451 372 756
Bernice
Sexy Hot Slut girl, Come Fuck Me Like U Stole Me ! 24/7
Hi boys, I am with DD boobs and curvy booty. I am friendly and fun to be with, the kind of beautiful asian woman you would like to spend your time with. However impulsive our meet, you can be assured, our connection will be real and intimacy wild like fire burning.
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I would love to spoil and pamper you. I am gentle and caring but can also be ranchy and dirty. I am affectionate and want to seduce you and indulge in some deep passionate kissing. I want to relax you with sensual body slides or deep tissue massage, where I rub my hard nipples and wet pussy up and down against your body whether your laying on your back or on your belly, while I kiss and breathe on your neck. You will feel erotically and exquisitely wanted.
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Hayley
πNaughty baby is here for you !π Sexy & Horny always on my Body !!π¦
**INDEPENDENT ESCORT **
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I very charming and very sensual pretty. I am elegant and clean girl. I can offer a pleasurable and enjoyable time for you just like your girlfriend. I am friendly and take my time to get you fully satisfied with all my erotic skills.
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Welcome Baby~ Ready to meet someone Passionate & SEXY?
Look no further, I am here in Hazelmere (Near to Bassendean, Midland, Guildford) for you, No matter is in my place or yours~
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so lemme spell it out real quick...
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i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way β in a "i'll make you forget your own name, then teach you a new one" way. messy? hell no β *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the headboard? that innocent little throw pillow you bought on Etsy? they'll look like a category five hurricane made a porno. you'll be gasping for air, i'll be purring like a caffeinated panther... and your next door neighbor's gonna need noise-canceling headphones and maybe a cigarette π¦π¦π¦
none of that boring "rose petals n acoustic playlist n let's talk about our feelings" bullshit. barf.
i want you to grab my hips β yeah these prime-age, life-ruining hips that have more rhythm than a dance floor at 2am β while i ride you like a mechanical bull set to "destroy." bounce bounce bounce 'til your eyes cross and you start reciting your social security number backwards. pull my hair β not enough to send me to a physical therapist, just enough to make me go "ohhh fuck" β then slap my ass so hard my period cramps disappear for a week. then kiss it right after like you're giving a TED Talk on aftercare... but we both know you meant every sting π
we can do that thing where i'm on all fours and you're behind me β and i look back with those "i've seen your browser history" eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe yours, maybe your roommate's β depends how good you are (kidding... unless you're into that weird shit, then tell me the lore, i'm invested π€ͺ)
n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes gym bros cry in the locker room and call their mothers. like, leg-shakin', soul-leavin', "i sawΒ
god and she asked me for tips" type head. 15 years of dedicated research, sweetheart β i can unlock kinks you didn't even know you had with my tongue. for real.
when it's time for the main course? you wrap that soldier up β no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not naive. i survived the pandemic, two recessions, and men who "swear they're clean." we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.
i'm 29 goddamn years old β i know exactly what i want. and i know what you want too: a foul-mouthed, experienced woman who's also sweet enough to make you a snack afterwards and call you "my good boy." we finish? i'll curl up against you, trace your chest tattoo, nibble your ear, call you a good boy... then steal your hoodie and give you some solid investment advice on the way out β Roth IRA, baby, think about your future ππ
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so yeah. you wanna taste this prime cut? then stop reading and hit me up.
TEXT me β don't fucking call. i ain't answering when i'm busy making some guy forget his ex's name (or teaching a grown man where the clit actually is π).
i'll reply when i'm not drowning in dick or finishing my skincare routine β could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. retinol takes time. deal with it.
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don't keep me waiting too long β i get real bratty when i'm wet and ignored, and at my age, that's a criminal waste of a fully-developed frontal lobe and a very dirty mind ππ
β Carly (29, prime body, PhD in dick-traction, still wetter than a sorority girl on syllabus week) π₯π
