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IM – Carly.

i'm 29. not some 22-year-old who thinks she invented the blowjob and calls it "slay queen head." nahhh honey, I've been draining balls dry since before TikTok was a thing. i got panties that have seen more frat houses than your entire pledge class, and they still look hotter on my floor than your ex's do on her finsta.

so lemme spell it out real quick...

i ain't your "girl next door who wants to cuddle and split a smoothie bowl." nope. i'm the one who'll push you onto the mattress, bite your earlobe, n growl "boy, you gonna fuck me like you're trying to get a promotion?" – then watch you get harder than a Marine on leave 💀💀

i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way – in a "i'll make you forget your own name, then teach you a new one" way. messy? hell no – *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the headboard? that innocent little throw pillow you bought on Etsy? they'll look like a category five hurricane made a porno. you'll be gasping for air, i'll be purring like a caffeinated panther... and your next door neighbor's gonna need noise-canceling headphones and maybe a cigarette 💦💦💦

none of that boring "rose petals n acoustic playlist n let's talk about our feelings" bullshit. barf.

i want you to grab my hips – yeah these prime-age, life-ruining hips that have more rhythm than a dance floor at 2am – while i ride you like a mechanical bull set to "destroy." bounce bounce bounce 'til your eyes cross and you start reciting your social security number backwards. pull my hair – not enough to send me to a physical therapist, just enough to make me go "ohhh fuck" – then slap my ass so hard my period cramps disappear for a week. then kiss it right after like you're giving a TED Talk on aftercare... but we both know you meant every sting 😇

we can do that thing where i'm on all fours and you're behind me – and i look back with those "i've seen your browser history" eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe yours, maybe your roommate's – depends how good you are (kidding... unless you're into that weird shit, then tell me the lore, i'm invested 🤪)

n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes gym bros cry in the locker room and call their mothers. like, leg-shakin', soul-leavin', "i saw 

god and she asked me for tips" type head. 15 years of dedicated research, sweetheart – i can unlock kinks you didn't even know you had with my tongue. for real.

when it's time for the main course? you wrap that soldier up – no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not naive. i survived the pandemic, two recessions, and men who "swear they're clean." we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.

i'm 29 goddamn years old – i know exactly what i want. and i know what you want too: a foul-mouthed, experienced woman who's also sweet enough to make you a snack afterwards and call you "my good boy." we finish? i'll curl up against you, trace your chest tattoo, nibble your ear, call you a good boy... then steal your hoodie and give you some solid investment advice on the way out – Roth IRA, baby, think about your future 🍟😘

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so yeah. you wanna taste this prime cut? then stop reading and hit me up.

TEXT me – don't fucking call. i ain't answering when i'm busy making some guy forget his ex's name (or teaching a grown man where the clit actually is 🌟).

i'll reply when i'm not drowning in dick or finishing my skincare routine – could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. retinol takes time. deal with it.

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don't keep me waiting too long – i get real bratty when i'm wet and ignored, and at my age, that's a criminal waste of a fully-developed frontal lobe and a very dirty mind 😈💋

— Carly (29, prime body, PhD in dick-traction, still wetter than a sorority girl on syllabus week) 🔥🍆

hey there handsome

well hello there im so glad youve found your way to me

youve just stumbled upon the kind of experience thats addictive unforgettable and leaves you craving more every single time

im your genuine goth girlfriend companion i adore meeting new people diving into deep conversations exploring every layer of connection both the sensual and the emotional i have a playful seductive side with just the right amount of mysterious charm and a voracious appetite for real intimacy

what i offer is something truly authentic and far from ordinary lets create memories that linger long after we part ways

im quite selective with my time and only open to respectful men who appreciate a true companion and want something meaningful

if this sounds like the escape youve been craving send me a proper introduction tell me a little about you and what youre looking for lets build something delicious together

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for my previous clients youll see i raised my rates. if you have seen me in the last 6months you can keep the original rates for 6months from today 5/8 xx

WELCOME TO "SUBIACO MASSAGE" 

We're excited to announce - WE ARE NOW OPEN IN SUBIACO!! 

Step into our brand-new ARRANGEMENT massage shop served by new young girls. 

Our beautiful young girls from a variety nationalities and styles are here to create an unforgettable experience, tailored just for you!

Whatever your fantasy, we're here to make it a reality! 

Enjoy our newly refurbished shower and massage room, offering the perfect space for your comfort. 

We'll take you to the next level of pleasure and leave you completely satisfied. 

<<GIRLS ON TODAY >>

~Lyla- 22yo from Singapore. Size 8, B cup. A sweet and polite student with a natural charm. She's the cute next-door girl who will win you over with her innocence and warmth.

~Emma – 25yo From Vietnam. Meet Emma, a stunning young woman from Vietnam with a sexy body and naturally soft skin. Her calm and friendly personality will instantly put you at ease, while her youthful charm brings a refreshing energy to every session.

Looking for an amazing and relaxing massage while extra excitement? 

*Call or text us on 0494746104

*Bookings &amp; Walk-ins Welcome 

*Open 7 days 10:00am-9:00pm 

*Visit us in CROSSWAY SHOPPING CENTRE SUBIACO

I’m yaya half Japanese and half Taiwanese

I’m a sensual companion with irresistible 10DD curves, and my service is always unrushed, deeply attentive, and unforgettable. My massage is known to be one of the best, a true escape for your body and senses.

No sex , No Bbbj or BJ here.

No bargaining here

All my photos are 100% real.My photo has been verified, Give u $1000 and free massage if not real pictures, I have a tattoo on my body, please don’t ask my face pictures and other pictures to confirm, I won’t sent any other pictures to confirm. What you see is exactly who you’ll be meeting.

Let me introduce you to the art of Nuru massage, a deeply erotic experience where I generously apply warm, slippery warm Nuru gel to our bare skin. I’ll glide my soft, naked body over yours, teasing and caressing every inch as we melt into an intimate connection.

The real fun begins when I slowly use various parts of my body to please you, you’ll feel the world fade away as you enter a state of total relaxation and arousal. In front of a big mirror, you’ll watch my silky body move in rhythm with the music, sliding across yours, our pleasure building with every movement.

We’ll explore each other slowly and sensually, creating an atmosphere of raw intimacy. The desire between us will grow, deep, intense, and more thrilling than anything you've felt before. This is more than sex, it’s pure erotic bliss.

Come see me and discover why so many keep coming back. You’ll leave refreshed, relieved of all tension, and glowing with satisfaction.

Secure parking 

Full-Body Professional Massage

$50/15mins

$80/30 mins

$100/45 mins

$120/60 mins

Extras:

+$40 for Hand Release

+$70 for Nude Massage with Hand Release

Prostate massage and lingam Massage (includes nude massage and HJ with body to body):

$120/20mins

$150/30mins

$160/45mins

$190/60mins

 Outcall from $350/60mins plus uber fees

Incall Real NURU Massage (includes hand release)

$250 / 30 mins

 $300/ 45 mins

 $350/60 mins

Nuru massage Out call plus $150 and uber fees

Let me show you what true sensuality feels like. Text me 0411306773 to book — Yaya

IMPORTANT AND HELPFUL INFORMATION FOR YOU: I'm located in West Perth. When you SMS, please understand that I don't reply to hello, hi or how are you messages without the request of a booking and your preferred time. I also don't answer phone calls unless I've seen you as a client before. I need several hours notice for booking requests unless I have my AVAILABLE NOW light on, as like yourself I have a life, errands and chores to do 🙂

Outcalls to you require a 50 percent deposit which must clear before I leave, incalls to me don't require any deposit unless you are booking more than 6 hours in advance, then I require $50. PAY ID must clear into my bank account at the time of booking (some banks place a temporary security hold), if it doesn't clear, you may either cancel with your bank while you're here for piece of mind or return at a later date when payment has cleared. So in other words cash payment is ultimately the safest option, and please do have it ready as it will be required upfront as it's awkward having to ask 🙃. Lastly, please remember who you've contacted as I don't send unique photos. My photos are verified by the webmaster, and this verification stamp is on each and every one of my photos, my selfies are updated regularly.

I only offer full service; I do not just offer BBBJ on its on or “blow and gos”, quickies, anal (don't offer at all), massages without a full service booking, role play/costumes or BDSM bookings. I also don't like tongues deep in my mouth (as do the majority of you gents lol, I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate me doing it to you) The services I do offer are on my site, please do not contact me asking for exceptions.

*All my selfies are very recent, I use no filters and I'm not skinny, but not fat. I'm a size 12.

* I also have a natural hairy bush

* I have a golden retriever here but will be locked in the second room during our booking and is quiet. If you're allergic, this isn't the place for you xx

Hope this information helps, love and kisses Lauren xx

 Introducing Lauren Sparxxx “The epitome

of all that is sensual and feminine”

Beginning with her unadulterated seductively pouty “lipstick lips” to her pert, highly responsive youthful looking breasts. She stands a statuesque 5”7 with arms long and loving that reach out to greet you on arrival.

Lauren’s most striking feature is her wide almond shaped peridot coloured eyes, often likened to a Keane painting however that is where the familiarity stops. Lauren’s eyes are anything but sad.

Look closely into these windows of her soul, peeling away the layers and you will find the longing, beckoning of a woman new to this vocation with a burning desire to deliver and derive all that is pleasurable.

Lauren has the capability, willingness and understanding to satisfy the needs of any male. From those craving human touch through to the wild, wicked and downright dirty desires of some, all the while attempting to quench her insatiable appetite for inner sexual fulfilment assuring gratification to both parties.

Women such as Lauren are rare, down to earth with a quirky sense of humour as black at pitch, a bawdy joke or three as an icebreaker and you will feel as though you have known her forever. 

Lauren hosts an unhurried rendezvous an awakening of all the senses. Life’s stresses will be left at the door and once in her company you will know that you are the sole object of her attention and affections.

Your taking the time to browse this profile is appreciated.

Below is a list of services:

Experience my girlfriend experience inclusive of my VIP treatment, warm and affectionate smiles and kisses, mutually enjoyed xxx oral pleasure, sensual massage, 69ers, G spot stimulation on me, and masturbation, multiple releases and foreplay to arouse and lead us to the bedroom! 

*Prices and times below are strictly non negotiable, and I also do not offer less than 15 mins, please do not contact me asking as I find this extremely offensive. There are ladies out there within your price range and affordability, if you do not have the correct funds for each of the times listed below for me, please don't contact me xx*

15 mins = $150

30 mins = $200 (BBBJ extra $50)

1 hour = $400 (BBBJ included)

Outcall is minimum 1 hour = $600 (within 20 km of CBD) and a 50 percent deposit which must clear before I leave, this is because it includes my travel time to and from and is strictly non negotiable so please don't barter.

No natural sex gents and you know why that is for multiple reasons xx

To ensure your intimate encounter with Lauren please follow the below method of liaison.

You may well find yourself constantly craving your newest lovely bad habit. 

Please only SMS to begin with as I don't answer phone calls. 🙂 

Much love

Lauren

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Thanks for stopping by,

 I am naturally gorgeous charming and active. My busty figure and smooth

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I provide kisses, Blow job, Mutual Oral with a condom, Sucking balls,Rimming

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body massage.

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if you want to experience the best time of your life or just have fun then don't hesitate and call or text to make an appointment Looking forward to see you.💜

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