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- 45mins
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200 - 1 hr
170 - 45 min
130 - 30 min
100 - 15 min
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30 mins $150
45 mins $180
60 mins $220
OUTCALLοΌ
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phone 0490043695
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I started out tending livestock and riding horses, but missed out on many "riding on the penis" opportunities in my youth. I also had a few short-lived romances, all of which ended in failure...
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god and she asked me for tips" type head. 15 years of dedicated research, sweetheart β i can unlock kinks you didn't even know you had with my tongue. for real.
when it's time for the main course? you wrap that soldier up β no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not naive. i survived the pandemic, two recessions, and men who "swear they're clean." we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.
i'm 29 goddamn years old β i know exactly what i want. and i know what you want too: a foul-mouthed, experienced woman who's also sweet enough to make you a snack afterwards and call you "my good boy." we finish? i'll curl up against you, trace your chest tattoo, nibble your ear, call you a good boy... then steal your hoodie and give you some solid investment advice on the way out β Roth IRA, baby, think about your future ππ
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so yeah. you wanna taste this prime cut? then stop reading and hit me up.
TEXT me β don't fucking call. i ain't answering when i'm busy making some guy forget his ex's name (or teaching a grown man where the clit actually is π).
i'll reply when i'm not drowning in dick or finishing my skincare routine β could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. retinol takes time. deal with it.
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don't keep me waiting too long β i get real bratty when i'm wet and ignored, and at my age, that's a criminal waste of a fully-developed frontal lobe and a very dirty mind ππ
β Carly (29, prime body, PhD in dick-traction, still wetter than a sorority girl on syllabus week) π₯π
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