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Fresh, young asian Girl new arrival
Hi guy, I’m Lily. I am a hot 24 year old Korean girl, with long hair, fair skin complection, a petite body, and personality that will mystify you. Im size 6, 36d Cup, and 165cm tall.
Im independent escort and available incall and outcall..
My service:
Affectionate cuddling
BJ - blow job
Body worship
BS - body slide
Doggy style
Erotic sensual massage
erotic teasing
FS-full service
Full oil massage
Happy ending
HJ - hand job
Massage
Multiple positions
Overnight stays
shower for 2
My incall Rate:: $120 for 30 mins.. $180 for 1 hour..
My outcall Rate:: $300 for 1 hour..
Please sms/call me for booking..
Lily
Playful, Passionate, and Sweet asian Girl
Hi guy, My name Luna,
I am a overseas student, working casual in Perth. Gentlemen, I have very sweet and relaxed personality, I want to make connections with you even my English is basic. Come and relax in my arms, and burry your head in my large boobs. Or make love to my slim soft body.
I am a bit lonely away from home and horny, so you visit is perfect and we can satisfy each other.
Malaysian girl, 24yo, curvey body, 36d cup, pretty face.
My service:
Affectionate cuddling
BJ - blow job
Body worship
BS - body slide
Doggy style
Erotic sensual massage
erotic teasing
FS-full service
Full oil massage
Happy ending
HJ - hand job
Massage
Multiple positions
Overnight stays
shower for 2
My incall Rate:: $120 for 30 mins.. $180 for 1 hour..
My outcall Rate:: $300 for 1 hour..
Please sms/call me for booking..
Luna
NEWLY🍑Arrived From Singapore! - Young & Exotic Babe, Karrinyup Private House & FUN!
Hi Baby
I’m Nana, a student now working as an escort in Perth— sweet, feminine and naturally very attractive. I’m currently working part-time while enjoying my time in Karrinyup.
If you’re looking for someone fun, sensual and easy to connect with, I’d love to meet you…
💫 About me:
- Big ass & big natural boobs (no surgery)
- Soft, smooth skin
- Young, cute and feminine
- Warm, friendly personality
I offer a relaxing, intimate girlfriend-style experience where you can feel comfortable, cared for and fully enjoy your time.
✨ Located in Karrinyup (Private house)
✔️ Incall (private & discreet)
✔️ Outcall available
🔒 I work independently (no agency / no middleman) — everything is private, safe and genuine.
Out/incall🔥🔥TOP-NOTCH PARTY LOVER🎉🥳 WILDEST ASIAN Apple💦
Hi guys😍
I am Appleee, new in Perth, and I am happy to do both incalls and outcalls. The MOST IMPORTANT thing is: I ❤ to PARTY!!!.
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Meet me and I will make dreams cum true - both yours and mine, but only the deliciously dirty ones :). I want to feel your your cock engorge in my mouth as my tongue dances to the beat around it. I want to feel the heat of your breath when you whisper into my ear all the filthy things you want us to do. I want to feel you fuck me with all you got until we hit the point of no return together.
Let's make our dreams cum true now! 😍
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The perfect party is one that never ends! Our senses will be elevated, all judgements will begone, only us with our passions left to savour the night... and each other! Let's lock 👀 and GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
Girlfriend Experience (GFE)
A Full-Service experience where both you and I can lose ourselves in our passions.
Price
20/30/45/60min ---------$100/120/150/170
Included:
A shower provided by me
DATY
Massage
Lip Kissing
Body sliding
69
Outcall: $300/hr🚗
☎️ 0449 531 698
20mins/100, SM, dominant, Party, Double sex, anything u want
How are you guys? Hoping you are good.
I love nothing more than a man who knows what he wants...
Inside the bedroom, I'm caring, attentive, fun energetic.
Maybe you are more inclined towards a hot night with a passionate lover, or whenever you need someone to listen...
Yes...You can get it all.
I'm Susan, genuine, slim, size 6, real young and pretty, not old lady.
My tits and pussy are fresh and pink.
Pussy has much water and easy to get wet.
Sexy stunning body and smooth soft skin.
Fantastic Girlfriend Full Service 😘
$100/20mins
$120/30mins
$150/60mins
Full services including Na-tural Bj Package: $150/30mins, $200/1hr
Unrushed services with good attitude.
Double services are available
For outcall booking
Start from $300/hour
Let's the fun begin and spend our incredible time together.
Overnight will get Specials
-GFE..-PASSIONATE
KISSING...-DEEP THROAT BLOW JOB...-ORAL ON ME...
-SEXY LINGERIE -FETISHES...-SEX WITH DIFFERENT POSITIONS - Rimming - Prostate massage, mutual oral etc
Please let me soothe you with my sensual soft juicy lips, slowly sliding down your body kissing your skin as I work my down to taste your hard manhood while looking up at you with my eyes.
Stimulate you with my intriguing mind and arouse you with my delicious curves.
0415 399 331☎️
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Hi Gentlemen,
Xx 0451559887
Hi, gentlemen! I’m your sweet, petite, and naturally gifted japanese companion, ready to melt your stress away with my warm touch and irresistible charm. At 26, GOOD ENGLISH, I take pride in offering unforgettable moments in my cozy, private haven—where every visit feels like coming home to pure pleasure.
Why Choose Me?
all-natural, soft D-cup curves, delicate frame, and a smile that lights up the room, I promise an experience that’s as visually intoxicating as it is physically satisfying. My hands are skilled, my body is eager, and my passion for genuine connection keeps my clients returning for more.With my
Specialized Services to Awaken Your Senses
Erotic Massage: Let my fingers glide over your body, teasing out every knot of tension before building up to waves of bliss.
Nuru Massage: Slippery, skin-to-skin intimacy that’ll leave you breathless—my curves pressed against you in the most tantalizing way.
Prostate Play: For those craving deeper, more intense pleasure, I’ll guide you through an explosive, full-body release.
Full Service: From slow, seductive beginnings to passionate finishes, I adapt to your desires for a truly bespoke encounter.
Discreet & Comfortable Setting
outcall services for your convenience.My incall space is clean, inviting, and designed for relaxation—soft lighting, fresh sheets, and an atmosphere where you can truly unwind. Prefer me to come to you? I also offer
The Girlfriend Experience—With a Naughty Twist
I’m not just a service; I’m a moment—a chance to escape reality with a lover who listens, excites, and leaves you craving more. Whether it’s your first visit or your tenth, I’ll make sure you leave with a smile, a relaxed body, and memories you’ll fantasize about for weeks.
Ready to Book Your Escape? Xx 0451559887
Don’t wait—indulge in a session where pleasure, skill, and genuine warmth come together. Message me now, and let’s create something unforgettable.
Discretion assured. Respectful clients only.
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I offer ultimate GFE with a lot of touching. AND PARTY FUN..
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Sweet GFE Includes:
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Explosive Oral , ball-licking, choking
As many positions as you can bend me into
Massage skills Advanced
Shower for two, Tittyfucking, COB
Hard & deep passionate fuck marathons
Dirty talk & Spanking
FULL SERVICE :
$100/15mins
$120/30mins
$180/60mins
NURU MASSAGE SENSUAL RELIEF
30min $130
45min $170
60min $200
Prostate Play
30min $120
45min $150
60min $180
Erotic Massage
30min $100
60min $150
Outcall from $250, overnight $1000
Lots extra available, B.B.BJ, , CIM,N.A.T.S.E.Xetc.
☎:0451559887
DD Cup🤪Bombshell NEW Arrived - Silky Skin, Tall model & S Curve Body
Hi guys,
I am Coco Newly Arrived here in Karrinyup. S Curve body, good GFE/PSE and working privately.
Size: 7💦
Height: 168cm💦
My boob's Size DD Cup Busty💦
If you appreciate discretion confidentiality, looking for awesome sexy, sweet and intelligent partner that offers you the latest generation experience, I will be the one for you!
I'm charming, affectionate, intelligent, charismatic, and open-minded, everything you could possibly desire in a companion. I have a busty breast and creamy silky skin. The image posted is genuinely me 100%.
I'm a perfect deal for you guys! I will make your dream come true, get me while I'm here.
My price Full Service:👅
15 min - $100
30 min - $150
45 min - $180
1 hour - $200
🤫Plenty of Naughty Extra:
- Natura Blowjob
- C I M
- Rimming
- Golden Shower
- Lots more to be discussed
Outcall from $450
Only serious and genuine clients pls
❤️🔥 FANTASTIC PASSIONATE Doell LOOKING FOR YOU ‼️NEVER Rush ‼️IN/OUT CALL
HEY!You found me!
Name:Amy
Breast Size: 36D
Age: 25
Nationality:TAIWAN
Height: 160cm
Weight:50 Kg
Derss Size : 6
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I am extremely bubbly with an edge of sweetness too hard to resist, very easy going, sexual woman with a very cheeky side and more! Spending time with me provides you with the unforgettable experience and feeling of a long-term confidante.
My specialty is party all night long.If you have the same idea as me ~ please don't miss the chance to meet me.I Will make you happy and enjoy your party here with me.
I love indulging in playful, teasing, erotic and passionate encounters, which is what it's all about for me. Mutual pleasure and yummy kisses are also part of my intimate service.
No rush, I will take my time, I enjoy doing it slowly. You'll be impressed on my services like you won't believe.
I am a completely independent companion. I am excited to travel with you in other regions of your body and you can explore mine.If you really want to meet me, I suggest you book in advance. I'm also happy to take reservations anytime with little to no notice.
Your satisfaction is my pleasure. I look forward to meeting you.~~
For girlfriend-experience full service:
Sex in multiple position
Licking Kissing
Licking pussy
Multiple position
Mutual Oral 69
Erotic massage
Amazing blowjob
Cuddling touching
Sucking ball
Striptease
A lots extra service let me know pls !B.B.B.J.CI.M.
Incall - $180 / 60 minutes
Incall - $160 / 45 minutes
Incall - $120 / 30 minutes
NUDE MASSAGE AND HAND JOB
30mins $100
60mins $160
Nuru massage therapy full service
170/45min
200/60min
OutCall - $300 / 60 minutes
my contact information: 0468405039
Just Arrived🔥 New Young Sexy Horny Girl🙏🏻💋🔥❤️💄🥂
Welcome, your new massage haven offering services ranging from remedial massage, full body oil massage, Relaxing Massage and more services.
🌟 Featured Goddess: Lisa 🌟
From: Japan 🇯🇵
Style: Super sweet, and incredibly skilled! 😘 Every stroke and every press from Lola will melt away your tension, drawing you deeper into pure bliss and relaxation. 🥰
Me and my friends available every week, beautiful, high class, professional and experienced to meet all your daily needs.🥰
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Satisfaction guaranteed, 100%!
👑 Your Private Oasis of Luxury & Pleasure
Step into the most exclusive sanctuary.
I offer:
🚿 Steamy, private shower facilities
🛌 Ultra-clean, spacious private suites
🧺 Premium fresh linens & fluffy towels
✨Basic Rate:
$60/30mins
$75/45mins
$90/60mins
📞 Contact & Location:
📍 Address: Girrawheen
⏰ Hours: 9:30 AM – 8:00 PM (Open 7 Days)
✨ WALK-INS WELCOME! ✨
Call today to book your session and experience total, deep relaxation! 💋
🔥Aussie passionate hot pretty wild babe, 🔥🔥SQUIRT/ 69 / BDSM / CI M
Hi Loves, I'm with natural tits, pretty, cute face, hot sexy body. I have a
petite, smooth, toned body with a nice all-over tan. My photos are recent
and real. What you see is certainly what you get.
You will not be disappointed. I give you the best time you could ever imagine.I aim to please you with a relaxed and sensual encounter you won’t forget. Full service:
I also offer a full service and always practice safe sex. I try to cater to all
fantasies, so don’t hesitate to let me know what you would like. I also
welcome first-timers.
Please don't be shy. Let me open up a whole new, exciting world to you that you will never regret. Now is your best chance to meet with me.
extra cash for
BBB J $50
BBB J CIm $80
69 Party girl BABE😘😘😘SUCK YOU OFF, Natural babes, real pic, new babe, pamper you, in/out
Hi guys,
I have D natural tits, Very pretty and sexy. When u open the door, U must like me and want to have sex with me. Also,
Making u happy is my primary responsibility, I really hope and wish that we can have a good time together, unforgettable experience. Then, u will come to see me again and again.
Now, I'm waiting for u here, PLZ contact me as soon as possible. Don't be hesitate. The following is about my prices and services.
My services including: Safe sex, BJ, massage, licking balls, different sex position, lip kiss and so on.
From 80🍑BIG Boobs! 2 Girls, IN/OUT, Many Extra & Kinky FUN!
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I'm a cheeky & playful Japanese Girl, Love to touch and accompany with men. I'm normal build, 22yo, with a tight, curvy body. I have smooth, soft fair skin, perky natural C-cups, and very juicy booty to match, all ready to be played with by you...
My girlfriend from Korea is here too! - Choose or 3Some with us~
Specifically, I offer
- Sensual/erotic massage
- Tantric Prostate massage
- Full Service
- Outcall Service (Massage or Full Service)
These sessions are perfect if you want to
- Receive genuine intimacy and nurturing
- Explore parts of your sexuality you may not be able to with others
- Expand pleasure in your body
- Relax and release
- Explore energetic/tantric orgasm
- Heal sexual dysfunction in a safe space
Cum to my private house and expect an ultimate experience: the best sensual, intimate, and intensely pleasurable massage you'll ever have.
Massage rates (sensual and intimate back relief, sexy body slides, and a very, very intense hand relief or more :p
30 mins - $100
60 mins - $150
Full Service rates
Quicky - $80
30 mins - $100
45 mins - $150
60 mins - $180
Outcall is from $300 an hour, I visit your place or hotel in anywhere
Do not wait anymore, pick up the phone and call now.
Contact me at 0411 754 701
❤️Indian babe❤️new face in the city, first time NAT DOMINANT CIP❤️
HI,
My eyes sparkle as I seduce you. I am a sexy girl and I know how to please
a man. With lots of passionate touches, I provide a genuine sensual
experience.
Enjoy my smooth legs and natural titties. Don't miss out on an unforgettable experience for me. I seek to provide a great experience for all
the gentlemen I stay with.
I don't rush.
Extra cash for
BBB J $50
BBB J CIM $80
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Hi 👋 gentlemen,
Txt me to book 0422640600
I am a 🔥 HOT Size 6, with perfectly sized D Cup just a little more than your hands full. They are beautify water tear shape , too delicious to taste
I am well classed & discrete home in Balga (well promise it is a nice house 🏠 don't get fooled by the suburb). Both sophisticated and goofy, I am the perfect dinner companion, socialite & personal naughty little Hartlot.
Love to please? Come teach me something new! I am so excited for this new era in my life! Come lead the way and lead me astray! Let me get lost in and on you! I invite you to blow my mind like I want to blow you.
Full Service
$150 for 15 mins (QUICKIE)
Standard service
$200 for 30 mins
$300 for 60 mins
My standard service including
-strip tease
- erotic nude massage
- body to body rub
- sloppy covered blowjob
- sex in multi position
GFE service
$250 30mins
$350 60mins
All standard service plus bbbj
Outcall from $500+ uber (deposit upfront)
Try My 💦 Naughty PSE package at $450 with all extras included 💋
(69 DATY bbbj deep french tongue kiss ; Spanish (rubbing Ur D between my tits)💋)
I am extremely discreet... Please value my privacy and time just as I would value and respect yours.
0422640600
Card payments are available, with an additional 10% GST incurred.
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I’ve been expecting you ... What desires can I fulfill for you today? Let’s make them a reality...
xxOO
0431 847 210
hi. Boys:
My pictures are GENUINE, what you see is what you get. I am 101% SAFE.
I’m VIVIAN, from TAIWAN,an open-minded,your sweet and sensual independent companion ... here to bring a little sparkle, warmth, and pleasure into your world.
Smart, confident, and effortlessly elegant, I’m the kind of woman who’ll keep you guessing, leave you breathless, and make you wonder just how you got so lucky. ✨
Chemistry is key, and I prefer connecting with those who truly get me. No rush, no distractions.. just you, me, and a world of possibilities to explore 😉🙊 .. With me, you’ll experience not just an encounter, but an escape, where passion and professionalism meet.
party fun SERVICE......I enjoy naughty
My super sweet yet cheeky personality will make you feel comfortable and confident to get the sexy time moving. I absolutely love my job, I love being sensual and seeing a person turned on makes me one happy girl! There is no need to feel shy as I will make you feel completely at ease the moment we touch.
Please Text to 0431 847 210
I look adorable in my cute sexy mini skirt and heels. I can also offer a really sexy service with my soft breasts, fulfill your deepest fantasies and you can enjoy delicious .... with me. Tell me what you like, I am very flexible and will try to satisfy your every need!
For girlfriend-experience full service:
-NURUMASSAGE WITH GEL
-BODY SLIDING
-Sex in multiple position
-Licking Kissing
-Mutual Oral 69
-Erotic massage
-Amazing blowjob
-Cuddling touching
-Sucking ball
-Striptease
A lots extra service let me know pls ,.B.B.B.J.C.I.M.R.I.M.I.N.G.N.AT.S.E.X
$100/20mins
$130/30mins
$200/60mins
NUDE MASSAGE &HAND JOB
30mins $100
60mins $150
outcall price 250/1hr ,500/2hr,700/3hr
overnight start 1200
Lots extra available, B.B.BJ, etc.
I LIKE TO DO NO RUSH SERVICE AND I HAVE MOST PATIENCE TO SERVICE YOU!
or details, xxx
please call now on before you miss it out.
0431 847 210
Arrived in Perth TODAY! - Sexy Cutie in Karrinyup
Hi Gentlemen
Just Arrived today in Australia, Now in Karrinyup, Perth
Size 6
Cup D Cup
Don't miss out - Sasa here - Popular stunning pocket rocket, seductive, young, friendly, soft spoken and very passionate service and addictive girl
E Cup💋Bombshell! New Arrived - Sexy GFE/PSE Plenty of FUN & Surprise~
🌟 Lili's Sweet Companion Offer 🌟
Hi, I'm Lili ✨ 160cm, 43kg with E cup ✨ Just arrived here now in Perth, Karrinyup, now in your city for a short trip 💕 I'm cute, gentle, and love to make you feel special~
My body is soft and curvy, skin smooth like silk 💋 I know how to please a man~ I'm shy at first but once I trust you, I become very passionate and naughty 😈 I love to be spoiled, kissed, and held tight~
I offer full GFE experience: massage, teasing, kissing, and more~ No rush, just pure pleasure 💦 I'm clean, discreet, and always fresh~
Here is my rate:
15 mins - $100
30 mins - $150
60 mins - $200
Outcall to visit you is from $450 an hour
Let's have fun together~ You can call me Lili 💗 DM me for rates and booking~ I'm waiting for you 😘
GFE🤩Slim Size 6 Model in Karrinyup Now, Best Skill & Naughty Time!
Hello, I’m Gigi
I have enjoyed my time in having HOT Steamy time with different man, so I am here to please as well as please me.
🤩For those who made my time here difficult 🖕 to you 😂
I am 26 years old, 158cm tall, C Cup size, and 46kg.
All my photos and video are taken recently so please do not text me for photos 🙄 I will just redirect you to here.
What are my rates?
Girlfriend Experience (GFE) Full Service Incall
~ $100/15 minutes
~ $150/30 minutes
~ $200/1 hour
* I accept cash or payid only 💵 No Eftpos*
Outcall $450
What do I include?
Shower together, foreplay, DFK, 69, Lingerie, Multiple Positions.
Just Arrived here in Karrinyup & Looking forward to meet you guys here~
Availability: 24 Hours! Anytime Fun as long as you want~
How to contact me?
Call/Text me: 0423 198 738
I look forward to seeing you 👀 please make sure you have read my details here before contacting me for a booking. Thank you 👍
🔥🍑 Carly – That 29yo Vixen Who'll Ruin You for Anyone Under 25 😈💦
IM – Carly.
i'm 29. not some 22-year-old who thinks she invented the blowjob and calls it "slay queen head." nahhh honey, I've been draining balls dry since before TikTok was a thing. i got panties that have seen more frat houses than your entire pledge class, and they still look hotter on my floor than your ex's do on her finsta.
so lemme spell it out real quick...
i ain't your "girl next door who wants to cuddle and split a smoothie bowl." nope. i'm the one who'll push you onto the mattress, bite your earlobe, n growl "boy, you gonna fuck me like you're trying to get a promotion?" – then watch you get harder than a Marine on leave 💀💀
i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way – in a "i'll make you forget your own name, then teach you a new one" way. messy? hell no – *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the headboard? that innocent little throw pillow you bought on Etsy? they'll look like a category five hurricane made a porno. you'll be gasping for air, i'll be purring like a caffeinated panther... and your next door neighbor's gonna need noise-canceling headphones and maybe a cigarette 💦💦💦
none of that boring "rose petals n acoustic playlist n let's talk about our feelings" bullshit. barf.
i want you to grab my hips – yeah these prime-age, life-ruining hips that have more rhythm than a dance floor at 2am – while i ride you like a mechanical bull set to "destroy." bounce bounce bounce 'til your eyes cross and you start reciting your social security number backwards. pull my hair – not enough to send me to a physical therapist, just enough to make me go "ohhh fuck" – then slap my ass so hard my period cramps disappear for a week. then kiss it right after like you're giving a TED Talk on aftercare... but we both know you meant every sting 😇
we can do that thing where i'm on all fours and you're behind me – and i look back with those "i've seen your browser history" eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe yours, maybe your roommate's – depends how good you are (kidding... unless you're into that weird shit, then tell me the lore, i'm invested 🤪)
n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes gym bros cry in the locker room and call their mothers. like, leg-shakin', soul-leavin', "i saw
god and she asked me for tips" type head. 15 years of dedicated research, sweetheart – i can unlock kinks you didn't even know you had with my tongue. for real.
when it's time for the main course? you wrap that soldier up – no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not naive. i survived the pandemic, two recessions, and men who "swear they're clean." we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.
i'm 29 goddamn years old – i know exactly what i want. and i know what you want too: a foul-mouthed, experienced woman who's also sweet enough to make you a snack afterwards and call you "my good boy." we finish? i'll curl up against you, trace your chest tattoo, nibble your ear, call you a good boy... then steal your hoodie and give you some solid investment advice on the way out – Roth IRA, baby, think about your future 🍟😘
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so yeah. you wanna taste this prime cut? then stop reading and hit me up.
TEXT me – don't fucking call. i ain't answering when i'm busy making some guy forget his ex's name (or teaching a grown man where the clit actually is 🌟).
i'll reply when i'm not drowning in dick or finishing my skincare routine – could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. retinol takes time. deal with it.
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don't keep me waiting too long – i get real bratty when i'm wet and ignored, and at my age, that's a criminal waste of a fully-developed frontal lobe and a very dirty mind 😈💋
— Carly (29, prime body, PhD in dick-traction, still wetter than a sorority girl on syllabus week) 🔥🍆