Kewdale Escorts & Adult Services

it’s me. remy. yeah THAT bitch. 30. pussy’s drippier than a busted ice cream truck in Jan🍦💧

u want sweet? go suck a lollipop.

u want NASTY? keep readin u horny fuck 🤪

lemme tell u somethin that actually happened.

Jan heatwave. AC’s dead as a doornail. i’m layin on the floor in nothin but a soaked-through tank (no bra obviously) n a thong that’s basically two strings n a prayer 🧵💦

this lanky ass technician shows up – sweat stains under his arms lookin like two wet raccoons. he’s tryna check the thermostat but i’m leanin over him, my tits practically in his face, drippin all over his tool belt like a fuckin leaky faucet.

dude SNAPS. pushes me onto the couch, rips my panties off WITH HIS TEETH – yeah them chompers 👄🦷 – n gives me the sloppiest, wettest, loudest head i’ve ever had in my whole damn life. i’m screamin so loud my neighbor texts “u ok girl?” I AM MORE THAN OK 💀

then he fucks me missionary while the fan just spins up there doin absolutely nothin. useless piece of shit. i came four times. FOUR. he fixed the AC after. barely.

moral of the story? i’m a hot fuckin mess n i need u to be worse 😇

here’s what i’m into (n i ain’t shy about it):

• me on my knees, lookin up at u like a gremlin who just found the last french fry 🧟‍♀️🍟

• u pullin my hair so hard i see stars – the good kinda stars, not the “call 911” kinda ⭐️

• RAW DOGGIN – yeah i said it. no rubber. no bullshit. Cond0m? never heard of her 💀

(ok maybe sometimes but i’ll leave THAT to ur imagination u lil freak)

• creampiie me like a fuckin donut 🍩💦 – NAT RAW, no pullin out, i wanna feel u twitch inside me like a live wire

• then i flip over, grab ur cock, wrap my legs round ur waist n FUCK U BACK till u forget ur own name. what name? exactly.

i don’t do slow. i don’t do romantic. i do sweaty, loud, messy, “oh god my back hurts tomorrow” kinda sex 😈

u young? cool. i’ll ride u till ur balls turn purple.

u old? even fuckin better – i’ll make that dick stand up like it just saw a ghost 👻🍆

💰 MONEY SHIT – READ IT OR FUCK OFF 💰

cash. payid (INSTANT ONLY – if it says “pending” or “delayed” u can take that transfer n shove it up ur ass 💅)

no pay later. no “i forgot my wallet”. u pay before we play. simple as that.

📱 TEXT ME. DON’T FUCKIN CALL.

i’m busy chokin on some other guy’s cock probably 😏 leave ur name, what time u wanna “come” (lol), n any weird shit ur into.

i’ll text back when i’m done makin that other dude see god. patience, dickhead.

so yeah.

u want a boring girl who’ll say “oh that’s nice”? go jerk off to netflix.

u want a 30yo nasty bitch who’ll ruin u for every other woman on this planet?

text me. or don’t. i literally don’t give a fuck – i got other cocks to climb 🍆🧗‍♀️

remy 💋

(yeah that’s my name – don’t wear it out, asshole)

IMPORTANT AND HELPFUL INFORMATION FOR YOU: I'm located in West Perth. When you SMS, please understand that I don't reply to hello, hi or how are you messages without the request of a booking and your preferred time. I also don't answer phone calls unless I've seen you as a client before. I need several hours notice for booking requests unless I have my AVAILABLE NOW light on, as like yourself I have a life, errands and chores to do 🙂

Outcalls to you require a 50 percent deposit which must clear before I leave, incalls to me don't require any deposit unless you are booking more than 6 hours in advance, then I require $50. PAY ID must clear into my bank account at the time of booking (some banks place a temporary security hold), if it doesn't clear, you may either cancel with your bank while you're here for piece of mind or return at a later date when payment has cleared. So in other words cash payment is ultimately the safest option, and please do have it ready as it will be required upfront as it's awkward having to ask 🙃. Lastly, please remember who you've contacted as I don't send unique photos. My photos are verified by the webmaster, and this verification stamp is on each and every one of my photos, my selfies are updated regularly.

I only offer full service; I do not just offer BBBJ on its on or “blow and gos”, quickies, anal (don't offer at all), massages without a full service booking, role play/costumes or BDSM bookings. I also don't like tongues deep in my mouth (as do the majority of you gents lol, I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate me doing it to you) The services I do offer are on my site, please do not contact me asking for exceptions.

*All my selfies are very recent, I use no filters and I'm not skinny, but not fat. I'm a size 12.

* I also have a natural hairy bush

* I have a golden retriever here but will be locked in the second room during our booking and is quiet. If you're allergic, this isn't the place for you xx

Hope this information helps, love and kisses Lauren xx

 Introducing Lauren Sparxxx “The epitome

of all that is sensual and feminine”

Beginning with her unadulterated seductively pouty “lipstick lips” to her pert, highly responsive youthful looking breasts. She stands a statuesque 5”7 with arms long and loving that reach out to greet you on arrival.

Lauren’s most striking feature is her wide almond shaped peridot coloured eyes, often likened to a Keane painting however that is where the familiarity stops. Lauren’s eyes are anything but sad.

Look closely into these windows of her soul, peeling away the layers and you will find the longing, beckoning of a woman new to this vocation with a burning desire to deliver and derive all that is pleasurable.

Lauren has the capability, willingness and understanding to satisfy the needs of any male. From those craving human touch through to the wild, wicked and downright dirty desires of some, all the while attempting to quench her insatiable appetite for inner sexual fulfilment assuring gratification to both parties.

Women such as Lauren are rare, down to earth with a quirky sense of humour as black at pitch, a bawdy joke or three as an icebreaker and you will feel as though you have known her forever. 

Lauren hosts an unhurried rendezvous an awakening of all the senses. Life’s stresses will be left at the door and once in her company you will know that you are the sole object of her attention and affections.

Your taking the time to browse this profile is appreciated.

Below is a list of services:

Experience my girlfriend experience inclusive of my VIP treatment, warm and affectionate smiles and kisses, mutually enjoyed xxx oral pleasure, sensual massage, 69ers, G spot stimulation on me, and masturbation, multiple releases and foreplay to arouse and lead us to the bedroom! 

*Prices and times below are strictly non negotiable, and I also do not offer less than 15 mins, please do not contact me asking as I find this extremely offensive. There are ladies out there within your price range and affordability, if you do not have the correct funds for each of the times listed below for me, please don't contact me xx*

15 mins = $150

30 mins = $200 (BBBJ extra $50)

1 hour = $400 (BBBJ included)

Outcall is minimum 1 hour = $600 (within 20 km of CBD) and a 50 percent deposit which must clear before I leave, this is because it includes my travel time to and from and is strictly non negotiable so please don't barter.

No natural sex gents and you know why that is for multiple reasons xx

To ensure your intimate encounter with Lauren please follow the below method of liaison.

You may well find yourself constantly craving your newest lovely bad habit. 

Please only SMS to begin with as I don't answer phone calls. 🙂 

Much love

Lauren

X

Hey there,

😉 I’m Eden—a flame burning just for you. My energy? Raw, untamed heat. I thrive on those moments that steal your breath and blur everything else. ✨

This body is a canvas of pleasure, shaped for your delight and my own endless craving. 🍑 Imagine a rhythm that pulls you in, a natural sway that leaves you aching before our skin even meets.

Picture it: your hands in my hair, my lips tracing down your chest, the sound of my voice trembling against you… because I truly can’t get enough. 😮‍💨

I’m that kind of wild—the kind that leaves sheets soaked, the kind of tight that makes you gasp when you first enter. I’ll move with you, arch for you, and hold your gaze while taking every inch, just to show how beautifully wicked I can be. 🥵

This isn’t just a meeting—it’s your pass into my realm. A space where I pour every skill into making you explode harder than ever. You’ll leave marked by my scent and haunted by the memory of how completely, utterly spent you felt.

Getting hard just imagining it, aren’t you? 😏 Stop dreaming. Let’s create it.

📱 — Your first text changes everything.

Tell me your deepest, darkest wish… and I’ll tell you exactly how we’ll bring it to life.

— Eden

*🎉 Exclusive Encounters | PartyIncalls & Outcalls Available |

Hello gentlemen, I am 23 year-old naughty girl.

Please make a booking with me I can and give you full GFE

Profile True photoof me

Size 6 Curvy body

34D cup

Passionate girl no rush service

Not a time watcher

Petite slim Hot

I will feel very happy to meet some nice gentleman who I will treat like King!! I am super petite and sexy and LOVE to please men I do have a very pretty face and I have a very cute adorable personality too! Super Passionate and Friendly I am going to satisfy you! Even though I am young I will still provide you with excellent service. I am sure that I am the girl you are after and longing for and willing to come back multiple times! See for yourself!

Please call me about the different things I can provide to you ~ Message me 0452573460

Incall Passionate GFE Full Service

$100 for 30 Mins

 $170 for 60 Mins

outcall service

$230 for 60 mins

Call me 0452573460

Please try to call me back for several times cos I not always in front of my phone or text me I will get you back ASAP.

More important!!please don’t ask me to take more photo for you or even try to ask me to sent a face picture…respect my job

 I will give you all the attention and pleasure you deserve. I love flirting and

entertaining, you will experience how a true girlfriend should treat you with

plenty of love and affection.

My goal is to give you the best intimate experience you are after that will

leave you thinking about our time together for days after.

Your pleasure is my pleasure, for me the only thing hotter than turning you on is watching you take control.

I will be working from a discrete location to ensure full privacy for both of us.

I'm willing to make you feel good about yourself, I want to give you my best

so that you would be delighted.

I'm sure that you will get the best from me whenever you want to have a real passion for me, you will get the best attention that you might want from a steamy lady like me. 

I'm unique and super hot in any passion.You will love to spend even a short

time with me.

I can give you everything that you need from a long-legged

a woman like me.

Let me take care of your natural desires that only my body can provide.

BBB J $50

BBB J CIM $80

NATURAL SEX $100

My English is great, so we'll have no issue chatting and being connected I have a hot body, and petite, soft boobs to touch and grab I'm sure you'll like it I love to be teased on the nipple and love to be licked and banged in all positions.

My service is amazing, and I have many return customers. They love my Nuru massage, so please come to me and try it.

I want to take a thick cock, its makes my pussy so wet and comfortable

Enjoy my authentic Japanese high-standard service in my place.

Extra Cash For

BBB J $50

BBB J CIM $80

A very outgoing person, if you're looking for fun time with me just let me know send me a message directly 🤤🙈

I want to say thanks for choosing me instead of so many others girls over there. I am a brunette haired escort who has a fun, loving personality and very friendly.

You may find a beautiful first-class lover sensuality, a girl very sweet, cuddly, polite and passionate. I want to make all fantasies comes true so don't be shy and let me know what will make you happy 👅👅👅

I can verify for you to be sure that you will meet same person in the pictures.

Once you try me will always come back to me for more, I can offer you all your hidden pleasures.

Pleasures that are not spoken, they can only feel next to me...

So what are you waiting for Contact me!

💋100% real pic and provide good service , 36 dd busty, naughty, playful, stunning 

Hi guys, thank you for spending time on my ads 😊

Hi I’m Tina from Brunei

I am Japanese and Brunei mixed

if u mind then pls don’t bother

I’m a friendly and naughty person, I’m sure that you will enjoy to be with me. What you need to do is just lying on the bed and I will do everything for you, I like to stay and ride on the top, 😋

I offer Fully GFE service

-oral on you💋 

-sensual body rub

-covered relief

-dirty talk 😘

-mutual play

-naughty role play

-cuddling

(sure you be happy, no more stress while staying with me)

 🌟🌟🔥🔥Nuru (Japanese: ぬる, lit. 'slippery') is a type of massage involving full body contact, where both the masseur or masseuse and client are nude and coated with gel, often attribute the technique to Japan, sometimes specifically to Kawasaki. Traditionally, nuru massage was intended as a form of intimate but non-explicit therapeutic bodywork, focusing on relaxation and physical connection. However, in its modern, globalized form, particularly in adult entertainment contexts, it is often associated with erotic services, including what is colloquially referred to as a "happy ending".

 🌟🌟Authentic Japanese erotic tease sensual Real nuru Massage 

Price:

💖FULL SERVICE RATES - INCALL 💖

$120- 15 minutes

$150- 30 minutes

$200- 45 minutes

$220- 60 minutes

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

I’m a uni students working hard for my futures, so I hope there is no negotiation on my price, because I worth it! ❤️💖

looking forward to seeing you darling! Don’t miss me out!

 ❌❌❌ No anal or No natural.

EXT ME TO BOOK ON: 0408786861

No calls.

I am a very fancy girl with very passionate and with astonishing appearance and attractive attitude that will make your experience so much crazy. I have an innocent beautiful face, natural and stunning body and a good, soft, gentle and smooth light skin. But it’s not just my looks that’ll captivate you—my energy, charm, and infectious fun-loving attitude will leave you craving more. Whether we're laughing over drinks or lost in passionate moments, I’ll ensure every second of our time together is nothing short of unforgettable. Let me take care of you with a tender, intimate girlfriend experience, or if you’re looking for something spicier. I offer a naughty, sensual time that’s sure to satisfy your wildest cravings.

I'm willing to make you feel good about yourself, I want to give you my best

so that you would be delighted.

I'm sure that you will get the best from me whenever you want to have a real passion for me.you will get the best attention that you might want from a steamy lady like me.

I'm unique and super hot in any passion.you will love to spend even short time with me. I can give you everything that you need from a long-legged woman like me.

Let me take care of your natural desires that only my body can provide.

My cheerful demeanor and upbeat outlook are my pride. 

My perpetual smile, radiant optimism, and laid-back approach to life are often remarked upon.  My infectious attitude is undeniable.

Engage me in conversation; I'm well-versed in various subjects and open to discussing almost anything

I am a lovely, adorable Asian girl who likes fun and laughter. I have a gorgeous size 6 figure, soft skin, and natural busty D-cup breasts. I have a sexy smile and plenty of enthusiasm - I am looking forward to spending some quality time with you!

A little bit shy, but there are a lot of naughty surprises in my

bag to delight you. Lose your inhibitions as I press my body up

against yours.

You will be captivated by my warm and welcoming nature.

I give pleasure in a slow, unhurried service. I am confident I

to

be a magical escort for a man who needs loving fun moments to

treasure. I am a

super sexy, friendly, wild cat who is willing to try most

things. I am fun to

be with and will make you walk out with a big smile.

Don't be shy, give me a message today - You will not be.

disappointed!

15 minutes 80 

20 minutes 100

30 minutes 120

45 minutes 150

60 minutes 170

Out Call $300 for 1 hour subject to distance to travel

Overnight upon request.

Contact me: 0479023133

Natural firm breasts with no surgery D cup size, tight body, cute butt, and

silky skin. I am here offering hot sensual services that pleasure and satisfy

all a man requires in the bedroom.

 I'm completely with you when we are together. I find it extremely pleasurable to delight a man physically, emotionally, and sexually.

 I'm fun and flirty open-minded in the bedroom and would love to indulge in

your deepest desires, please get in touch with me and learn more about your naughtiest, wildest, fantasies.