Langford Escorts & Adult Services

Yo. Lemme stop u right there.

Name's Blair. Yeah, I'm 46. That's not old – that's seasoned, motherfucker. I ain't here to sell u no candlelit dinner or some fake-ass romance. I'm here to fuck ur brains out till u forget ur own name. Period. 💦

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So here's a lil story – true shit.

Last week, my building's night janitor – this grumpy old dude named Chuck, used to fix tanks in the army – comes knockin' on my door ‘cause some neighbor bitched about “loud banging.” (Yeah, that was me, alone, watchin' porn n' workin' my wrist like a damn athlete.)

I open the door wearin' nothin' but his own lost maintenance cap I found behind the dryer. He just stares. Drops his walkie-talkie. I drop my last bit of shame.

Grabbed his belt, dragged his ass inside, unzipped his dusty work pants n' made him bend me over my own coffee table while he kept one eye on the security cameras. He pumped me so deep I swear I tasted his lunch. Then he licked his mess off my thigh, slapped my ass with his flashlight, n' left me leakin' his “overnight patrol” for two whole days.

And guess what? He still gave me a written warning for “excessive noise.” Worth it. 😈

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That's the energy I bring. Every. Damn. Time.

I don't do fake, I don't do rushed. I do RAW – yeah, Cond0m? No C0Ndom? I'll leave that dirty little decision to u… but don't be surprised if I whisper “creampiie me, dummy” right when u're about to blow. 🥴

I love it NAT, I love it sloppy, I love it when u paint my insides n' then watch it drip out while I grin at u.

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Wanna gag me on ur cock till my eyes roll back? Cool.

Wanna bend me over the sink while the water's runnin'? Even cooler.

Wanna sit on my face n' make me beg for air? Fuck yeah, try me.

I moan loud. I scratch backs. I squirt when u hit the right spot – n' if u don't? I'll tell u. Ain't nobody got time for bad sex.

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Few ground rules (yeah, even I got ‘em):

No back door stuff – ain't my thing, don't ask.

I like cash money 💵 or PAYID – but listen close: INSTANT ONLY. If that shit says “pending” or “delayed” – I ain't spreadin' nothin'. Gone.

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Text me. Don't fuckin' call. ‘Cause if I'm busy buryin' some other guy's face between my thighs, I ain't pickin' up. I'll text u back when I'm done – or when I need a second round. 😘

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So yeah. U want a polite little princess? Keep scrollin'.

U want a 46-year-old, balls-draining, cum-drippin', no-bullshit MESS to ruin ur sheets n' make u walk funny tomorrow?

Then text me, dummy.

Mommy's waitin'. 💋

I have a bright personality I am very friendly and I love to have the nice experience and unforgettable moments.  

I can make all your fantasies to come true if you trust me. 

I am sensual and Sexy will never disappoint anyone.   

I will make you fell like in heaven and help you relax all day stress.

Please do just sms me and tell me what you want and I will do that for you :)

Hey. Yeah you – the one scrollin' with one hand down your pants n the other bout to drop your phone.

Listen up cuz I ain't repeatin' my shit twice. You got ears? Use 'em.

I'm Demi. 42 years old – not some dried up hag but not a damn teenager neither. My tits still got some bounce when I walk, my belly's got a few stretchmarks from livin' life n eatin' pizza, n my pussy? Wetter than a broken fire hydrant in July.

You think 42 means “settle down”??? Fuck that noise. I'm hornier now than I was at 25. I want your bare cock throbbin' inside me til I feel your hot load splatter my guts like a busted water balloon. No rubbers. No excuses.

lemme tell you 'bout last week – uber guy shows up at 9pm, this chubby dude named Hector with grease all over his shirt n a dumb look on his face. I answer the door in nothin' but my birthday suit, holdin' a twenty dollar bill. He drops the fuckin' pizzas. I drop to my knees right there on the doorstep. Unzip his shorts, pull out his half-hard dick, get it rock solid in my mouth while he's still holdin' the pepperoni box. Then I flip over on the hallway carpet, ass up face down, let him ram me raw from behind while the pizzas get cold n his phone keeps buzzin' with other orders. He came so deep I felt it in my tonsils – like a warm salty explosion. Then he licked my pussy clean (yeah, really, his fat tongue all over me) n spanked my ass with his empty pizza box til it turned red. I was leakin' his "extra sausage" for two whole days. That's the kinda nasty I am. So don't come at me with no weak shit.

What I offer (read it slow, you illiterate bastard):

👉 Bareback / No C0nd0m – yeah, RAW as fuck. Condoms are for pussies n scared little boys. My womb's a fuckin' ghost town – ain't no babies comin' outta this 42-year-old oven. So pump your nasty load deep inside my sloppy cunt n watch it ooze down my thighs like warm honey. I want that creampiie (yeah I spelled it wrong, suck my dick) drippin' outta me all day while I go grocery shoppin'.

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin' between us, dumbass. Skin to skin. Your cock twitchin' against my wet walls. You wanna feel my pussy squeezin' you like a fist? Then lose the rubber n give me that hot, thick, sticky load.

I don't give a flyin' fuck if you're 20 or 60. Fat, skinny, crooked dick, beer belly, bald head – don't matter. You just gotta show up hard, ready, n willin' to dump every last drop inside me like the filthy whore I am.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – none of that "pending" or "delayed" bullshit. If your transfer ain't green in my account the second you hit send, you can walk your blue balls right back out the door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anythin' else can fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME, ASSHOLE. Don't you fuckin' call. I'm probably busy ridin' some other bastard's cock or havin' my face shoved into a mattress while I scream his name. I'll text you back when I'm done – if you're lucky, n if I ain't too busy drippin'.

One last thing, cuz I know you're already grabbin' your dick with one hand n your phone with the other:

I spent my 20s n early 30s raisin' other people's expectations n chasin' limp-dick losers who couldn't find my clit with a GPS n a flashlight. Now I'm 42, horny as a teenage boy on Viagra, n I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “oh Demi slow down.” Shut the fuck up n breed me like the nasty slut I am.

Still readin'? Good. Then stop jerkin' it to my words n send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt's already soakin' through my panties.

Your move, dickhead. 😘💦🖕

P.S. Don't ask for pics. I look exactly like a 42-year-old mom who's been fucked sideways, left messy, n didn't bother to clean up. You'll love it or you'll leave. Either way, I don't give a shit. Now text me before I get bored n find someone else. 🍑🔥💧

IMPORTANT AND HELPFUL INFORMATION FOR YOU: I'm located in West Perth. When you SMS, please understand that I don't reply to hello, hi or how are you messages without the request of a booking and your preferred time. I also don't answer phone calls unless I've seen you as a client before. I need several hours notice for booking requests unless I have my AVAILABLE NOW light on, as like yourself I have a life, errands and chores to do 🙂

Outcalls to you require a 50 percent deposit which must clear before I leave, incalls to me don't require any deposit unless you are booking more than 6 hours in advance, then I require $50. PAY ID must clear into my bank account at the time of booking (some banks place a temporary security hold), if it doesn't clear, you may either cancel with your bank while you're here for piece of mind or return at a later date when payment has cleared. So in other words cash payment is ultimately the safest option, and please do have it ready as it will be required upfront as it's awkward having to ask 🙃. Lastly, please remember who you've contacted as I don't send unique photos. My photos are verified by the webmaster, and this verification stamp is on each and every one of my photos, my selfies are updated regularly.

I only offer full service; I do not just offer BBBJ on its on or “blow and gos”, quickies, anal (don't offer at all), massages without a full service booking, role play/costumes or BDSM bookings. I also don't like tongues deep in my mouth (as do the majority of you gents lol, I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate me doing it to you) The services I do offer are on my site, please do not contact me asking for exceptions.

*All my selfies are very recent, I use no filters and I'm not skinny, but not fat. I'm a size 12.

Hope this information helps, love and kisses Lauren xx

 Introducing Lauren Sparxxx “The epitome

of all that is sensual and feminine”

Beginning with her unadulterated seductively pouty “lipstick lips” to her pert, highly responsive youthful looking breasts. She stands a statuesque 5”7 with arms long and loving that reach out to greet you on arrival.

Lauren’s most striking feature is her wide almond shaped peridot coloured eyes, often likened to a Keane painting however that is where the familiarity stops. Lauren’s eyes are anything but sad.

Look closely into these windows of her soul, peeling away the layers and you will find the longing, beckoning of a woman new to this vocation with a burning desire to deliver and derive all that is pleasurable.

Lauren has the capability, willingness and understanding to satisfy the needs of any male. From those craving human touch through to the wild, wicked and downright dirty desires of some, all the while attempting to quench her insatiable appetite for inner sexual fulfilment assuring gratification to both parties.

Women such as Lauren are rare, down to earth with a quirky sense of humour as black at pitch, a bawdy joke or three as an icebreaker and you will feel as though you have known her forever. 

Lauren hosts an unhurried rendezvous an awakening of all the senses. Life’s stresses will be left at the door and once in her company you will know that you are the sole object of her attention and affections.

Your taking the time to browse this profile is appreciated.

Below is a list of services:

Experience my girlfriend experience inclusive of my VIP treatment, warm and affectionate smiles and kisses, mutually enjoyed xxx oral pleasure, sensual massage, 69ers, G spot stimulation on me, dildo and vibe shows and masturbation, digital penetration, multiple releases and foreplay to arouse and lead us to the bedroom! 

*Prices and times below are strictly non negotiable, and I also do not offer less than 15 mins, please do not contact me asking as I find this extremely offensive. There are ladies out there within your price range and affordability, if you do not have the correct funds for each of the times listed below for me, please don't contact me xx*

15 minutes = $150

30 mins GFE = $200 (BBBJ extra $50 and at discretion)

1 hour = $400 (BBBJ included)

Outcall minimum 1 hour $500, and a 50 percent deposit.

No natural intercourse gents and you know why that is xx

To ensure your intimate encounter with the hauntingly beautiful Lauren please follow the below method of liaison.

You may well find yourself constantly craving your newest lovely bad habit. 

Please only SMS to begin with as I don't answer phone calls. 🙂 

Much love

Lauren

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Your wild adventure waiting to happen 

Hey you, welcome to my little corner of chaos and fun. 

I'm Lexii Rose, and I promise you've never met anyone quite like me.

I'm about to become your favourite part of the week, I promise.

If life's been feeling a little too predictable lately, that's exactly where I come in. 

I'm spontaneous, I'm wild, and I bring an energy that's impossible to ignore. 

I'm a girl who lives boldly and loves every second of it. 

I'm flexible in every sense of the word, always up for whatever the vibe calls for, and I bring a wild, playful energy that'll have you grinning from ear to ear.

I'm not just a pretty face, I'm the kind of company that makes you forget what day it is. 

Real conversations, real laughs, real fun. 

I want to be the highlight of your week, the story you keep smiling about.

Ready to escape? Let's make it happen. 

If you’re a gentleman don’t book me if you’re after natural sex. 

Don't hesitate to contact me with your wildest fantasies, I'm a freaky girl and I'm sure we can make them all happen ;)

Lexii Rose xo

Hi Guys,

NEW GIRL

KIKI 27 34DD cup From Singapore😋

We're the perfect mix of 'girl next door' charm and insatiable 'sex kitten'.... We're beautiful, wise, confident and drama-free. If you're looking for someone fun, fit and a little bit flirty we're the perfect girls to fulfil your fantasies.

We're offering a GENUINE Girlfriend Experience. We loves to touch and be touched... so please explore our soft supple body from head to toe...Caress us, and enjoy us... Let us tease you and please you for an hour, an evening or the whole weekend, time with us is guaranteed to leave you wanting more!

Our time together will be intense, passionate and NEVER rushed. We will make you feel at ease from the minute we meet and leave you aching to return from the minute you leave.

GFE service in-call fees:

$120/20mins

$150/30mins

$220/60 minutes

Out-call from $300/1 hr + Uber fees

Our time together will be intense, passionate and NEVER rushed. We will make you feel at ease from the minute we meet and leave you aching to return from the minute you leave.

SPECIAL SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE. 

We will do our best to satisfy all your desires. Please message us for more information. 

Location in Mount Hawthorn

Phone number: 0489158282

We're here waiting for you! We’ll have great fun hot enjoy time!

Professional and friendly ladies in Perth.

 ✔ Luxury private massage rooms

✔ Vichy Shower & Body Relaxation

✔ Infrared Sauna & Foot SPA

✔ Health Fund Rebate / HICAPS Available

✔ Clean, Relaxing & Professional Environment

✔ Open Daily 9:00am – 10:30pm

Ultimate Footcare & SPA

396 South Street, O’Connor WA 6163

0420 531 303Bookings:

ultimatecaremassage.com.au Website:

Private rooms • Sauna • Shower • Foot SPA • Health Fund Claims

I'm Unhappy & horny bored at home alone Today. My husband is busy right now on business needs hard sex Today.

Cum to me. Strike your Dick on my pussy. I'm so horny I need some great sex 

EXTRA CASH FOR

BBB J $50

BBB J CIM $80

Hi Guys

I am Jinny

I have never been here before ,this is my first time in here, My hot Pussy is already wet now! just waiting for u to be inside me ...

Let me introduce myself ,I have a beautiful gorgeous face and 36DD soft natural breaths and curved busty body! Pink shaved tight pussy, I need you suck and lick my hot pussy and anus on your face ,make my gorgeous pussy more wet for u , Can't wait to see your Dick hard and hard ! enjoy your life ,I will give to your Amazing time !!!

My service: GFE session with un-rushed enjoyable massage and shower, sensual slow nice oral you and me, many positions and kisses kissing, teasing and sucking, Spanish breasts job, 69, body glides, sex speeds slow it fast as you like, lots of cum shots in long booking . I do love un-rushed bookings which we will both enjoy!

Life is short! Come to me have FUN! Enjoy the true beauty with a real women style, class ,sexy real boobs

Very attractive Busty, fun and fit .

 Full service

20mins $80

30mins $100

45mins $130

60mins $150

 EXTRA

NAT SEX

SEX CREAMPIE

CIM

Golden Shower

Anytime available for you, IN/OUTCALL - Book in now, you won't be disappointed

 open early morning and late night 

Jinny - 0431 964 880

Hey guys

Wanna play with my NATURAL boobs and big BUTT? 

I rock a SLIM but VERY CURVY S BODY LINE that will make you drool uncontrollably, Once you get a dose of me, you would never want to leave! 

I am sweet, fun and lovely girlie who LOVES to please a horny daddy I am very clean, disease free, healthy, and I always look after myself very well.

I am located in CITY area, very easy to find with parking access. To make a booking, send me a TEXT to my phone number.

Your DISCRETENESS is my priority. I have a very private and clean apartment that we can meet at and spend some quality sexy time together 

0404 150 956 Tiana

Hello Gentlemen, 

Your sensual 21 years old companion providing an unforgettable experience. At first you will notice I am standing at 158cm, with an all natural body, possessing a slim waist and due to my love of yoga and a balanced lifestyle. You will be mesmerized by my soft skin, long hair and exotic features due to my heritage.

I am sensual by nature with an alluring energy, you will find yourself enticed by my sultry and sophisticated demeanor.

I love providing my lovers with intimacy, chemistry and connection, and I strive to make everyone's time with me a unique and unforgettable experience. I believe it is imperative to provide all of my lovers a safe space that is free of any judgment, so you are able to explore and liberate your sexual desires. 

I believe that everyone should have the chance to make their dream become a reality and I'd love to be a part of that. Will you let me adore you, be your mistress, secret girlfriend or secret lover?

My mistress full service:

Shower,

Cuddling and Stress relief,

sensual body to body Rub,

Uniform,

Sexy Lingerie

LETS HAVE FUN NOW !

0424 308 166

CINDY

Suzie’s location

3/192 Hampden road Nedlands 

0412 420 885

I am one HOT Masseuse with a passionate heart in serving pleasing people. So you know when you are inside my place, you will be on a good hand...

Also my girls friends all here to welcome you

all of my friends are good skill and pretty

My Massage technique is unique and definitely solving your muscle sore, tightened muscle as well as giving an erotic fun accompany with the massage.

NURU MASSAGE

Experience the ultimate pleasure with our all-inclusive services, including a sensual shower together, a tantalizing massage, a mind-blowing BJ, and a blissful happy ending.

nuru massage 

Here is my service list:

- Deep Tissue Full Body Massage (Head, Shoulder, Neck, Back and Front, Legs)

- Erotic Nude Body Slide Massage

- Ass to Body Massage (Special Skill but many find this erotic and touching to the right spot~)

- Finger teasing

- Hand Relief

- prostate massage

I'm a horny and mature girl.

I’ll be able to relieve you

from stress with hot sex and fulfill your wildest sexual fantasies.

Your satisfaction is my main priority.

I will give you a pleasurable time

that u won't be able to forget about .💝

I always take my time and never rush! So forget all the worries and stress, meet with me, and have a happy time with me.

And let's enjoy the time with pleasure and lust.💝

Booking : 0410 134 636

Hi, dear customers!

Do You want the best full body relaxing oil massage? You want exotic massage service？No matter you are after a relaxing massage after a long working day, or looking for something more exciting, I am here to fulfill your requests.

My name is Helen, I will committed to provide the massage you required with 100% satisfaction. Come to have more time to spend with your favourite lady with fantastic massage service!

Phone or SMS: with I, will make it happen for you !! ❤️ 0410 770 497

Nothing beats warm human contact and capable, gentle hands. Just let me know what kind of massage you would like and I would be pleased to provide it and delight you.

If you are looking for massage services, please come in and experience the pleasures of remedial massage therapy. You won’t be disappointed.

Text me now for more detail ; ) ❤️

I WORKING 7 DAYS A WEEK FROM 9 am-9 pm. Walk-in also welcome.

Hope can see you guys soon !!

Helen

0410 134 636