Maylands Female Escorts
Let me take you there
Are you ready for something unforgettable?
I’m Jennie, your naughty little secret — young, sexy, and full of energy
I love teasing, pleasing, and driving you crazy until you can’t take it anymore
- Located in a private residence which is discreet and clean
- Choose between a sensual relaxing massage or a full service experience
- Warm oils to help you relax and enjoy your experience
- Prostate and Lingam play is something every man should experience!
- End with a mind blowing happy ending or ask about full service.
- Go for the Full Package starting with relaxing massage followed up with everything you desire!
Alexa
A cheeky Aussie brunette with hypnotic green eyes and a petite 5’ frame, perfectly balanced with curves in all the right places 🍑. Soft lips, tempting energy, and a playful spark that loves to blur the line between sweet and sinful.
I’m the kind of woman who can make you laugh one minute and lose your train of thought the next. Flirty, confident, and just the right amount of trouble. I turn casual chats into irresistible temptation and leave you wondering what might happen next.
My GFE style is warm, relaxed, and deliciously intimate. Think slow touches, genuine connection, and that addictive feeling of being completely seen and wanted.
But when the mood shifts, my adventurous side takes over. PSE is where I truly shine; exploring chemistry, teasing boundaries, and creating moments that feel spontaneous, electric, and unforgettable.
If you’re craving a woman who’s equal parts charm and chaos, softness and spark… come say hi. Let’s see how much trouble we can get into together 💋
My PSE includes:
toys
spanking
deepthroating
rimming on me
COB
gagging
role play
sloppy bbbj
msog
costumes
hair pulling
light anal play
rough sex in any position you want
My photos are recent and verified!!!
When booking please text me the following:
- location
- length of booking
- any extras you would like xxx
Explores pleasure, sweetness and class in one woman
✨ Hello Gentlemen ✨
I’m a very high-class woman in my twenties — sensual, elegant, and naturally magnetic.
With eyes that will drive you crazy and a presence that’s both naughty and sophisticated, I’m the perfect blend of hot, sexy, and effortless allure.
I’m authentic, confident, and beautifully feminine.
With me, you’ll feel completely at ease, respected, and captivated.
This isn’t just an experience — it’s a privilege.
An encounter with me is the kind you remember… and crave again.
✨🔥🔥✨ Petite & Busty Asian Beauty LISA 🔥🔥✨ Your Perfect Escape Starts Here! 💋
Hello gentlemen,
My name is Lisa. I am a lovely, sensual and sweet independent escort that provides a unique private Girlfriend Experience.
I’m a petite Asian beauty with silky, long black hair, smooth skin, and curves that surprise you in all the right ways. Sweet on the outside, irresistibly seductive once you get closer. I love slow teasing, soft touches, and creating an intimate, relaxed atmosphere where fantasies feel natural and effortless. My presence is warm and feminine, perfect for those who appreciate elegance with a naughty edge.
Come unwind with me and let me show you how sweet temptation can be…
I always do my best to make it an unforgettable experience for our time spent together.
I definitely have that “Something Special” quality about me that you will notice and will leave you wanting more.
Looking forward to a very sensual rendezvous with you!!
Lisa 💋
Party party 🎉 🔥 Petite, Elegant & Exceptionally Attentive
Stacie here – Elegant Japanese Beauty
Experience the charm of a genuine Japanese beauty. At 24 years old and 162cm tall, I offer a perfect combination of youthful elegance, soft femininity and natural sophistication. With silky black hair, captivating dark eyes, long slender legs and beautiful curves, I am dedicated to creating a warm, memorable experience tailored to your desires.
Friendly, attentive and passionate, I enjoy making every moment feel relaxed, exciting and unforgettable. Whether you’re looking for delightful company, meaningful conversation or a special escape from everyday life, I promise genuine chemistry and exceptional attention.
Luxury private apartment.
Incall:
30 mins $200 | 45 mins $250 | 1 hour $300
bj, 69, licking nipple, sex
Outcall from $400
Extra service:
bbbj
dfk
cim
👄Party/Natural/Anal is available 😄🇹🇭Beautiful Thailand Beauty | Natural DD | Luxury Apartment
Hi handsome 💋 Jennifer here
I’m a beautiful 32yo Thailand lady, 160cm tall with a curvy feminine figure, natural DD cup, soft smooth skin and an elegant, attractive smile.
Friendly, genuine and easy to talk to, I pride myself on creating a relaxed and comfortable experience where you can truly unwind and enjoy quality company. No rush, no stress — just warm conversation, good energy and attentive companionship tailored to your needs.
I work from a luxury, private and exceptionally clean apartment with a discreet and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re looking for a pleasant escape from a busy day or simply some charming company, I’ll make sure your time is enjoyable, memorable and worth repeating.
Professional, respectful and always well-presented.
Available now. Message me to arrange your booking and spend some quality time together. ✨
Standard service Rate:
$200/30mins $300/60mins include:
69
covered bj
lip kiss
licking body
licking balls
Various positions of sex
Extra services
Bbbj ( uncovered blow job)
DFK ( Tongue kiss)
Cim (Cum in Mouth)
Rimmimg on you (Licking your anal)
Natural sex
Anal sex
Golden shower on You
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Hello Darling🫦I’m Shy from Korea 💋
21 years old • 164cm • 48kg • Big E Cups
💣 BOMBSHELL BODY: 34C-24-34
40 inches of silky smooth white legs + super tight & always wet pussy 💦💦
🌟 Your wildest fantasies? I’ll make them real.
I love feeling your strong hands squeezing my big soft tits… your hot tongue licking every inch of me… and your hard cock sliding deep into my tight juicy pussy 😍
I can ride you hard like a naughty cowgirl, bouncing on your cock until you’re moaning my name… or you can bend me over and fuck me deep from behind. Rough or gentle — your wish is my command 🔥
You’re already hard just thinking about me, aren’t you?
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📞 0414 730 826 Call or SMS me now baby!!!!
Incall Rates:
💎 $290 / 30 mins
💎 $400 / 1 hour
Outcall Rates:
💎 $550 / 1 hour + need deposit first
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Mysterious Brunette Jordan Jackson
Thank you for taking the time to read my profile. I am Jordon, your 32-year-old E Cup SEXY Goddess. I genuinely enjoy the intimacy we share. I am very broad-minded…..Imagine…..
Satin sheets, open laughter, and the quiet hum between stories. I’m witty in the way that teases without testing, and authentic enough to let silence feel easy. I like connection that unfolds naturally, shared glances, warmth in the small things, the kind of touch that remembers how to listen. You don’t need to perform here. I’m more interested in how you unwind than what you prove.
My curves tell their own story with natural E cup breasts that will mesmerise you. There’s a particular kind of temptation in the way I move. The shape of me invites touch, but it’s the way I hold your gaze that keeps you there, suspended between wanting and wondering…….
Please tell me what you’ve been craving lately, and I’ll meet you there, somewhere between laughter and breath.
Jordan X
https://au.langtrees.com/perth-female-escorts/jordan-jackson-1890
HoRnY CoUgAr GoNe WiLd – YeArS oF LoSt SeX To MaKe Up FoR!! 😈💦
Aight bet, lemme break it down for ya 👇
I'm Yuen😏 yeahhh originally from HK, been in Aus 12yrs now. met my ex hubby here n all that boring shit. long story short – marriage went down the toilet 🚽🚫 dude stopped touchin me, slept wherever tf he wanted, then surprise surprise – cheatin ass mf. so BYE BYE JOE SCHMOE, dIvOrCe baby!! 💅 now I'm out here livin MY life, wild n free, makin my own money n doin whatever tf I WANT 😜
Started this escort thing Nov last year n HOLY. FUCK. I love it. like I LOVEEE sex 💦🍆 n now I get to do it however I want, whenever I want, no strings, no drama. soooo that's where YOU come in 😘 my lovely little client with a pulse 🤞
I want u. I need u. INSIDE. ME. rn 😩 lemme show u what a super horny, cock hungry, pissed-off cougar can do when she finally gets to cut LOOSE 🐯💥
ASIAN BJ EXPERT 🇭🇰👄💦
yerrrr that's me 😏 I'm a natural blowjob expert – like frfr, I got every technique in the book to take u higher than u ever been. u want it slow n sloppy? done. fast n nasty? bet. u want me to make u see god? say less 🙏
Brace yourself for the horniest kissin experience of ur life 🫦 I'll be on top squattin n bitin ur lips while we tongue battle n I ride u like there's no tomorrow – feel them balls clappin against my ass 😈🍑
Fuck on the couch – u lay down, I do situps on ur cock n stop right when ur bout to cum so u end up nuttin on urself 😂💀
Fuck in the kitchen, fuck on the balcony, fuck in the shower, fuck on the bed – HOLY. FUCK. I'll keep fuckin u n drainin ur balls inside me over n over til u got no sperm juice left n u literally can't take it no more 🤤🔥
I got years n years of lost sex to make up for n I ain't goin easy on u!! 🏃♀️💨
I'll ride u so hard u won't be able to feel ur feet 👣😵💫 I said it before n I'll say it again – I love sex, gettin licked, gettin pounded, havin orgasms til I shake 💦💦💦
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If ur boss was a dick to u today? FUCK HIM.
Ur missus givin u attitude? sayin no pussy for u tonight? nah mate – tell her WRONG. it's NO PUSSY FROM YOU TONIGHT 🚫🐱
cos Yuen is HERE 😼
now here's the dealio – I ain't no old fart 😂 I'm totally cool with cash 💵 PayID (instant onlyyy ok? delayed or pending transfers?? yeah nah they won't be accepted ❌) n even crypto if that's ur thing ₿✨
I don't really check Locanto messages so pls don't send me Locanto dms 🙅♀️📥 – n try not to call if u can help it 😬 shoot me a text instead 📱💬 I'll get back to u soon as I'm done doin whatever naughty shit I'm doin 😏💦
FULL LIST OF RATES, SERVICES N SPECIAL OFFERINGS – VIA TEXT 💌 get in touch n let's make each other forget the world n have ourselves a real good time yeah? 🥵🔥
hit me uppp 📲😘
Tall, busty, slim Australian 100% genuine pics
Hello,
My name is Catalina Monét and I am your exotic, tall, curvaceous Australian sex goddess.
I provide a relaxed, friendly and genuine passionate experience. I am down to earth and do not discriminate against any age, ethnicity or sexual preference, being a kind respectful person is what matters and what turns me on..!
My big natural lips LOVE giving blow jobs, however I do NOT provide any natural/BBBJ services but I promise you will not be disappointed in my BJ skills!
My curves dip in all the right places and are all natural so if you love big boobs and an even bigger booty to match then look no further!
My photos are 100% genuine and 100% me. My face is covered for my privacy but for your comfort, I guarantee you will find me very attractive and my clients always say I'm much better in person and my face is my best feature.
So come see me and lets have some fun!
I look forward to hearing from you.
Love,
Catalina Monét xx
⭐️LUXURIOUS & SENSUAL COCK & BODY MASSAGE⭐️
Hello and thank you for stopping by..
An exotic master of the ultimate cock tease, let every part of my body take you away to a relaxed and sensual place where your body has been craving to go..
I offer a nude sensual massage and body slide from a luxury private property located in Burswood giving you a true 5 star experience.
I will start off with my hands massaging all parts of your body to relieve any stress and tension.
I love to tease and have you wanting to explode and when you are ready I will finish you off with my hands bringing you to ultimate climax.
For those of you wanting that extra KINK, I offer the Ultimate KINKASSAGE/BONDASSAGE experience to push you to your sexual limits. My Tie & Tease massage is very popular for those wanting to be introduced and explore the world of BDSM.
I also provide premature ejaculation therapy and full service as well as BDSM so, please text me for the links or further information regarding those services.
In your message, please say hello and INCLUDE YOUR NAME, HOW LONG YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A BOOKING FOR and don’t forget to quote the word “MASSAGE” for massage enquiries or state the type of other service you are wanting in your booking. Messages only saying “Hi” or “Hey” will be ignored.
(maximum 1.5hr for nude massage and hand relief only sessions)
I look forward to spoiling you..
Valerie Valdés x
WEBSITE: www.valerievaldes.net
INSTAGRAM: @therealvalerievaldes
TWITTER: @therealValerieV
🟣FULL SERVICE SEARCH- Valerie Valdes 🟣
I accept Cash, Beem it & Card Payments (card incurs a 6% surcharge)
HORNY MILF - New in Belmont, Super Kinky & FUN Time!
Hello guys,
I have smooth silky skin, long legs, lovely face with wonderful lips, and like to meet interesting gentlemen and have sweet moments together.
I'm very active, playful and friendly with a very good sense of humor and full of fantasy.
If you are looking for a class companion with beauty, charm and a nice personality, then you are visiting the right place.
My services:
GFE, passion and affection, sexy lingerie, touching, cuddles, massage / Shower for 2 / 69 / Rimming on me /Erotic Massage / Sensual body massage / Sex in all different positions
I’m experimental and open to exploring your desires and fantasies, I love to try new things.
TEXT ME anytime !!!
Thank you:)
Hannah
E Cup Bombshell! - Belmont IN/OUT, Private Escort, Super FUN & Naughty
Hi guys I am Annie. My Phone Number - 0437 285 615
Have you ever lost your mind during the sex?
Aren't you tired of routine sex of foreplay and then meaningless piston to cum?
However, there's one special ingredient to refresh the sex:D
that is called 69 :D
For those who don't know, 69 refers to
you licking mine while I lick yours :D
some guys feel disturbed, but actually it feels so good
natural 69, massage, kissing all the foreplay and then lovely and exciting sex,
that will make your mind blown
*** SERVICE INCLUDES***
-Shower together
-Sexy touch massage
- BJ
-69
-Nipple sucking
-lip kiss include
-Sex in various positions.
-multiple cum
-Rimming on me
-Cuddles
Rates:
$100 for 15 mins
$150 for 30 mins
$200 for 45 mins
$250 for 60 mins
If I come to you is from $450 an hour
Extra services available, please contact me for more details ! 😈
I am probably the best girl, that let you do the 69
if you are interested in me, plz call or sms me 0437 285 615
Alice x
Can't wait to fuck you 😘
Hot Japanese party girl 💕Sakura💕UNI student here
Hi gentlemen, I am Sakura. I am a 23-year-old Japanese student studying abroad. I reside in a discreet private apartment. . My incall unit is clean and refreshing, and I offer refreshments during our time together. From the moment you step through the door, I will ensure you feel relaxed and provide an amazing Japanese girlfriend experience.💕
Party available
I have a dress size of 7 and a busty D cup. My long, dark brown hair and soft white skin are simply perfect. You can imagine that I am a girl who is open to anything and loves to party.
Whatever your desires may be, I will be able to satisfy your needs and take pleasure in doing so. You will experience a unique encounter with a Japanese girl that will leave you wanting more. I recommend spending the entire night with me to truly indulge in the experience.
If you have any fantasies or are seeking a sensual service, remember that I love to have fun and can provide excellent service. I am insatiable and enjoy playing and having fun with my man.
I am eagerly waiting for you. I am a friendly and happy girl, and I never rush. I take my time to ensure your satisfaction. So, go ahead and make a booking. I would love to meet gentlemen at my private apartment .What are you waiting for?
Don't hesitate, text now at 0411326367. 💋💋🌹🌹💕💕
My rate:( party friendly )
Incall
- $250/30min
- $400/60min
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My services include:
- Shower together
- - Kissing
- - Sensual oil massage
- - Sex with condom
- GFE add-on option: (extra $150)
- CIM/ COF
- DFK
- Breast Fuck
- Pussy licking (69)
No nat No anal
Outcall: $500/hr + Uber fee deposit
Redcliffe Premiere Massage And Spa NEW SHOP
NEW STORE! -We are open 7 days and 24 hours
Discover the epitome of relaxation at Redcliffe's premier high-class massage destination – 96 Spa. Immerse yourself in a world of tranquility and rejuvenation, where every detail is designed to elevate your experience.
We have the largest rooms in Perth with a private shower in room. Toilets available
Our Services:
by Expert Therapists
Why Choose 96 Spa?
Experienced and Professional Masseuses
Elegant and Serene Atmosphere
Tailored Treatments to Suit Your Preferences
Complimentary Coffee and Relaxation Lounge
Location:
355 Great Eastern Highway Redcliffe
Pricelist
SPA
30 mins - $120
45 mins - $130
60 mins - $150
SPECIAL for the Month Of May
4 hands erotic massage
Only $180 for 40 minutes of Bliss
Contact Us:
For reservations, call: 0497449999
Opening Hours:
Monday-Sunday: 24 hours
outcall is available
Elevate your senses, rejuvenate your soul – 96 Spa, where luxury meets tranquility.
Special $100/30mins, Party 💋 Tina BABY NEW GIRL🍆💦🍆💦💋 🍆 playful , happy girl 100%REAL PIC 24hr in/out
Hi 👋👋gentlemen
My name is Tina
I'm beautiful, sweet and super friendly
And playful , happy girl
Very soft skin
I am a girl who can invite you to a natural sensual atmosphere, to make your heart's blood beat hot, and fill your fantasies with my best effort.
I love and care about my customers and never offer service in rush!
Therefore, you get the best value for the time we spend together.
What are you waiting for? Let's have fun together xx
I promise you won't be disappointed
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Fun ! 👉 shower Sex With many positions ✔DoggyStyle Fuck
Enjoy✔Oral✔69 position ✔passionate Kissing✔Penis
Massage✔penis suck ✔speciallyFuck your own style
😘😘Lay down and let me serve you like a king babe. I am also a good listener and fun chatter. I can be your best fantasy girlfriend.😘
GFE experience service:
30mins for 100
1hr for 150
OUTCALL 300 HR
0433 640 803☎️
😘❤️100/20mins, Dragon, Nat Service! High-class Oriental escort babe,lots extra
Hi guys,
I'm Bella, young pretty girl with good shape body. For those who desire a genuine GFE with raunchy overtones, I'm your match made in heaven.
I love indulging in playful, teasing, erotic and passionate encounters, which is what it's all about for me. Mutual pleasure and yummy passionate kisses are also part of my intimate service.
I am wonderfully feminine, elegant, always impeccably well groomed and have been described as being easy to connect with, vivacious and fun loving. I'm often complimented on my friendly personality along with being an incredibly engaging and sexy lady.
I have a genuine desire to have a memorable experience with you whether you're male, female or a couple. I am ready to make our time together absolutely fantastic.
No rush, I will take my time, I enjoy doing it slowly,
I seek to provide a great experience for all the gentlemen with whom I stay with.😘
I don't rush!
Service I offer:
My Passionate GFE service price:😘
20Mins 100
30Mins 120
45Mins 150
60Mins 170
Special package including Bbbj price:
$150/30mins
$200/hr
Double girls rate:
$200/30mins
$280/hr
Outcall rate for single girl: start from$250/hr
NUDE MASSAGE HAPPY ENDING
100 HLF HOUR
150 HOUR
0450 275 458❤️☎️
$170/hr, Out/incall🔥❤️🔥Good services!!⭐️Pretty Sweetie 🥳🎉Party Cutie💖Korean Liora 🐰
My name is 🐰Liora🐰 22 years Korean doll with 34DD firm rounded breasts, an elegant exotic beautiful face and silky smooth skin you’ve never met~ the perkiest bum you have squeezed ever!!!💓💓
❤️🔥My Rates and Services are in my profile on this page.Please read them first and make a booking with your.
Everything you see babe is what you will get and much more with a sexy Korean bunny(me!! xxoo) to spoil yourself explore your fantasy👅🔞my desire is to have you enjoy satisfied with me!! Kiss kiss
🫧My full services including🫧
●Shower together
●Nude body milk oil Massage
●Foreplay
●Sexy stocking lingerie & costumes
●Cuddling
●Body to body rubbing
●Sex in multiple positions
●Girlfriend kisses,
●Mutual Play
●Cum on body
●Cum on face
●Fetish on you
●Party companion
●Overnight stay
💠My incall rate is :
$100/20mins
$120/30mins
$150/45mins
$170/60mins
💠My outcall rate is : $300~1hour ( traveling cost may charge depends on distance)
Finally thanks for you all to read my profile If I'm busy, can't pick up a call please don't be embarrassed to text me 🐰🐰
0485 555 964
Out/incall 100/30mins, Double Party Porn service Busty babe, rimming, kicking, dominant, Outcall 250/hr
Your naughty, fun, charming, highly seductive girl next door that you've always wanted to fuck! Now I'm only a text or call away on 0499 079 118.
Make no mistake, I'm sharp witted, funny, highly intelligent and can hold a thrilling and riveting conversation with you till dawn. I adore men and love to hear your story. I'm also extremely private and value your discretion above everything.
I love to laugh, and I love to listen. I love the simple pleasures of relaxation and intimacy. I'm a sexual goddess. I feel the most alive when I'm in my sexual essence. Life was not meant to be boring. It's supposed to be thrilling, exciting, tantalizing and fun and that's exactly the service I provide. I'm far from shy, and I absolutely love the spotlight. I love the thrill of desire and feeling desired by men...and women.
I can be a one-time treat or a long-term lover. Take me. Taste me. I'm yours.
Services including: Protected sex, suck, massage, licking balls, different position, mutual oral, 69 etc.
Incall GFE
100/30min,
150/60min
Special Package including na-t oral: $150/30mins
Outcall: $250/hr
Nude massage and happy ending:
100 half hour
150 hour
Please call or text: 0499 079 118 ☎️
🔥🍑 Carly – That 29yo Vixen Who'll Ruin You for Anyone Under 25 😈💦
IM – Carly.
i'm 29. not some 22-year-old who thinks she invented the blowjob and calls it "slay queen head." nahhh honey, I've been draining balls dry since before TikTok was a thing. i got panties that have seen more frat houses than your entire pledge class, and they still look hotter on my floor than your ex's do on her finsta.
so lemme spell it out real quick...
i ain't your "girl next door who wants to cuddle and split a smoothie bowl." nope. i'm the one who'll push you onto the mattress, bite your earlobe, n growl "boy, you gonna fuck me like you're trying to get a promotion?" – then watch you get harder than a Marine on leave 💀💀
i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way – in a "i'll make you forget your own name, then teach you a new one" way. messy? hell no – *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the headboard? that innocent little throw pillow you bought on Etsy? they'll look like a category five hurricane made a porno. you'll be gasping for air, i'll be purring like a caffeinated panther... and your next door neighbor's gonna need noise-canceling headphones and maybe a cigarette 💦💦💦
none of that boring "rose petals n acoustic playlist n let's talk about our feelings" bullshit. barf.
i want you to grab my hips – yeah these prime-age, life-ruining hips that have more rhythm than a dance floor at 2am – while i ride you like a mechanical bull set to "destroy." bounce bounce bounce 'til your eyes cross and you start reciting your social security number backwards. pull my hair – not enough to send me to a physical therapist, just enough to make me go "ohhh fuck" – then slap my ass so hard my period cramps disappear for a week. then kiss it right after like you're giving a TED Talk on aftercare... but we both know you meant every sting 😇
we can do that thing where i'm on all fours and you're behind me – and i look back with those "i've seen your browser history" eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe yours, maybe your roommate's – depends how good you are (kidding... unless you're into that weird shit, then tell me the lore, i'm invested 🤪)
n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes gym bros cry in the locker room and call their mothers. like, leg-shakin', soul-leavin', "i saw
god and she asked me for tips" type head. 15 years of dedicated research, sweetheart – i can unlock kinks you didn't even know you had with my tongue. for real.
when it's time for the main course? you wrap that soldier up – no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not naive. i survived the pandemic, two recessions, and men who "swear they're clean." we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.
i'm 29 goddamn years old – i know exactly what i want. and i know what you want too: a foul-mouthed, experienced woman who's also sweet enough to make you a snack afterwards and call you "my good boy." we finish? i'll curl up against you, trace your chest tattoo, nibble your ear, call you a good boy... then steal your hoodie and give you some solid investment advice on the way out – Roth IRA, baby, think about your future 🍟😘
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so yeah. you wanna taste this prime cut? then stop reading and hit me up.
TEXT me – don't fucking call. i ain't answering when i'm busy making some guy forget his ex's name (or teaching a grown man where the clit actually is 🌟).
i'll reply when i'm not drowning in dick or finishing my skincare routine – could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. retinol takes time. deal with it.
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don't keep me waiting too long – i get real bratty when i'm wet and ignored, and at my age, that's a criminal waste of a fully-developed frontal lobe and a very dirty mind 😈💋
— Carly (29, prime body, PhD in dick-traction, still wetter than a sorority girl on syllabus week) 🔥🍆
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