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IM – Carly.

i'm 29. not some 22-year-old who thinks she invented the blowjob and calls it "slay queen head." nahhh honey, I've been draining balls dry since before TikTok was a thing. i got panties that have seen more frat houses than your entire pledge class, and they still look hotter on my floor than your ex's do on her finsta.

so lemme spell it out real quick...

i ain't your "girl next door who wants to cuddle and split a smoothie bowl." nope. i'm the one who'll push you onto the mattress, bite your earlobe, n growl "boy, you gonna fuck me like you're trying to get a promotion?" – then watch you get harder than a Marine on leave 💀💀

i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way – in a "i'll make you forget your own name, then teach you a new one" way. messy? hell no – *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the headboard? that innocent little throw pillow you bought on Etsy? they'll look like a category five hurricane made a porno. you'll be gasping for air, i'll be purring like a caffeinated panther... and your next door neighbor's gonna need noise-canceling headphones and maybe a cigarette 💦💦💦

none of that boring "rose petals n acoustic playlist n let's talk about our feelings" bullshit. barf.

i want you to grab my hips – yeah these prime-age, life-ruining hips that have more rhythm than a dance floor at 2am – while i ride you like a mechanical bull set to "destroy." bounce bounce bounce 'til your eyes cross and you start reciting your social security number backwards. pull my hair – not enough to send me to a physical therapist, just enough to make me go "ohhh fuck" – then slap my ass so hard my period cramps disappear for a week. then kiss it right after like you're giving a TED Talk on aftercare... but we both know you meant every sting 😇

we can do that thing where i'm on all fours and you're behind me – and i look back with those "i've seen your browser history" eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe yours, maybe your roommate's – depends how good you are (kidding... unless you're into that weird shit, then tell me the lore, i'm invested 🤪)

n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes gym bros cry in the locker room and call their mothers. like, leg-shakin', soul-leavin', "i saw 

god and she asked me for tips" type head. 15 years of dedicated research, sweetheart – i can unlock kinks you didn't even know you had with my tongue. for real.

when it's time for the main course? you wrap that soldier up – no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not naive. i survived the pandemic, two recessions, and men who "swear they're clean." we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.

i'm 29 goddamn years old – i know exactly what i want. and i know what you want too: a foul-mouthed, experienced woman who's also sweet enough to make you a snack afterwards and call you "my good boy." we finish? i'll curl up against you, trace your chest tattoo, nibble your ear, call you a good boy... then steal your hoodie and give you some solid investment advice on the way out – Roth IRA, baby, think about your future 🍟😘

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so yeah. you wanna taste this prime cut? then stop reading and hit me up.

TEXT me – don't fucking call. i ain't answering when i'm busy making some guy forget his ex's name (or teaching a grown man where the clit actually is 🌟).

i'll reply when i'm not drowning in dick or finishing my skincare routine – could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. retinol takes time. deal with it.

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don't keep me waiting too long – i get real bratty when i'm wet and ignored, and at my age, that's a criminal waste of a fully-developed frontal lobe and a very dirty mind 😈💋

— Carly (29, prime body, PhD in dick-traction, still wetter than a sorority girl on syllabus week) 🔥🍆

I have a bright personality I am very friendly and I love to have the nice experience and unforgettable moments.  

I can make all your fantasies to come true if you trust me. 

I am sensual and Sexy will never disappoint anyone.   

I will make you fell like in heaven and help you relax all day stress.

Please do just sms me and tell me what you want and I will do that for you :)

IMPORTANT AND HELPFUL INFORMATION FOR YOU: I'm located in West Perth. When you SMS, please understand that I don't reply to hello, hi or how are you messages without the request of a booking and your preferred time. I also don't answer phone calls unless I've seen you as a client before. I need several hours notice for booking requests unless I have my AVAILABLE NOW light on, as like yourself I have a life, errands and chores to do 🙂

Outcalls to you require a 50 percent deposit which must clear before I leave, incalls to me don't require any deposit unless you are booking more than 6 hours in advance, then I require $50. PAY ID must clear into my bank account at the time of booking (some banks place a temporary security hold), if it doesn't clear, you may either cancel with your bank while you're here for piece of mind or return at a later date when payment has cleared. So in other words cash payment is ultimately the safest option, and please do have it ready as it will be required upfront as it's awkward having to ask 🙃. Lastly, please remember who you've contacted as I don't send unique photos. My photos are verified by the webmaster, and this verification stamp is on each and every one of my photos, my selfies are updated regularly.

I only offer full service; I do not just offer BBBJ on its on or “blow and gos”, quickies, anal (don't offer at all), massages without a full service booking, role play/costumes or BDSM bookings. I also don't like tongues deep in my mouth (as do the majority of you gents lol, I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate me doing it to you) The services I do offer are on my site, please do not contact me asking for exceptions.

*All my selfies are very recent, I use no filters and I'm not skinny, but not fat. I'm a size 12.

Hope this information helps, love and kisses Lauren xx

 Introducing Lauren Sparxxx “The epitome

of all that is sensual and feminine”

Beginning with her unadulterated seductively pouty “lipstick lips” to her pert, highly responsive youthful looking breasts. She stands a statuesque 5”7 with arms long and loving that reach out to greet you on arrival.

Lauren’s most striking feature is her wide almond shaped peridot coloured eyes, often likened to a Keane painting however that is where the familiarity stops. Lauren’s eyes are anything but sad.

Look closely into these windows of her soul, peeling away the layers and you will find the longing, beckoning of a woman new to this vocation with a burning desire to deliver and derive all that is pleasurable.

Lauren has the capability, willingness and understanding to satisfy the needs of any male. From those craving human touch through to the wild, wicked and downright dirty desires of some, all the while attempting to quench her insatiable appetite for inner sexual fulfilment assuring gratification to both parties.

Women such as Lauren are rare, down to earth with a quirky sense of humour as black at pitch, a bawdy joke or three as an icebreaker and you will feel as though you have known her forever. 

Lauren hosts an unhurried rendezvous an awakening of all the senses. Life’s stresses will be left at the door and once in her company you will know that you are the sole object of her attention and affections.

Your taking the time to browse this profile is appreciated.

Below is a list of services:

Experience my girlfriend experience inclusive of my VIP treatment, warm and affectionate smiles and kisses, mutually enjoyed xxx oral pleasure, sensual massage, 69ers, G spot stimulation on me, dildo and vibe shows and masturbation, digital penetration, multiple releases and foreplay to arouse and lead us to the bedroom! 

*Prices and times below are strictly non negotiable, and I also do not offer less than 15 mins, please do not contact me asking as I find this extremely offensive. There are ladies out there within your price range and affordability, if you do not have the correct funds for each of the times listed below for me, please don't contact me xx*

15 minutes = $150

30 mins GFE = $200 (BBBJ extra $50 and at discretion)

1 hour = $400 (BBBJ included)

Outcall minimum 1 hour $500, and a 50 percent deposit.

No natural intercourse gents and you know why that is xx

To ensure your intimate encounter with the hauntingly beautiful Lauren please follow the below method of liaison.

You may well find yourself constantly craving your newest lovely bad habit. 

Please only SMS to begin with as I don't answer phone calls. 🙂 

Much love

Lauren

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Your wild adventure waiting to happen 

Hey you, welcome to my little corner of chaos and fun. 

I'm Lexii Rose, and I promise you've never met anyone quite like me.

I'm about to become your favourite part of the week, I promise.

If life's been feeling a little too predictable lately, that's exactly where I come in. 

I'm spontaneous, I'm wild, and I bring an energy that's impossible to ignore. 

I'm a girl who lives boldly and loves every second of it. 

I'm flexible in every sense of the word, always up for whatever the vibe calls for, and I bring a wild, playful energy that'll have you grinning from ear to ear.

I'm not just a pretty face, I'm the kind of company that makes you forget what day it is. 

Real conversations, real laughs, real fun. 

I want to be the highlight of your week, the story you keep smiling about.

Ready to escape? Let's make it happen. 

If you’re a gentleman don’t book me if you’re after natural sex. 

Don't hesitate to contact me with your wildest fantasies, I'm a freaky girl and I'm sure we can make them all happen ;)

Lexii Rose xo

Hello Handsome,

I’m Dimple, South Indian beauty with a warm heart, captivating smile, and curves that will leave you weak in the knees. I stand 5’4” tall, wear a size 14, and I’m blessed with a full 36DD bust, a curvy, soft body, and a beautiful face that lights up with every smile. With my glowing skin, sensual energy, and flirty charm, I’m here to spoil you with a truly unforgettable experience. Whether you’re looking for connection, conversation kand a pure pleasure that make you feel like the only man in the world.

💋 All my photos are recent and 100% genuine. What you see is what you get, so please no requests for additional photos.

✨ My time and affection come with the following rewards:

• $200 – 30 minutes

• $300 – 45 minutes

• $400 – 1 hour

I provide a passionate GFE-style experience filled with care, respect, and excitement. Before we meet, let’s discuss your preferences and confirm your appointment so we can both enjoy every moment to the fullest.

Let me be the fantasy you’ve been craving…

Can’t wait to meet you.

With love and lust,

Dimple

• Massage me and maybe more with nuru-style massage is 300, but I take $500 to begin incase we end up connecting on a deeper level leading to f.s...I return 200 if we dont.

400 a strip tease including touching and relief. I have been a dancer and performer most of my life. Love it. Im a Born entertainer.and its my pleasure to please.

Discounts for CARING humans!!!

Nothing pleases me more than offering a discount to men who do good deeds for their community (with proof provided) or who have a disability.

I enjoy my self care, including meditation, yoga, long baths. home grown nutrition and caring for the land friends and family, So notice is nice and needed at times.

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I am known to be quite passionate and seductive, but also have a sweet,shy side to me at the same time. I am good-natured, well-mannered, and love to have fun.

When you need to remove the stress of the day, I have a lot of energy and

will comfort you to the utmost. Let me spoil you during our sessions. You will enjoy your time with me.

You’ll find me to be sweet, funny, and seductive behind closed doors. Our

time will be completely private, un-rushed, and confidential.

I cannot wait! Let me be your dream girl and invite you on an erotic journey here with me I look forward to all of my encounters and throw myself into making even the shorter dates with my clients explosive and unforgettable .

I am who you have been searching for! I am outgoing, down to earth,

intelligent, elegant, and all around a fun time!  I love meeting new people, and getting the most out of life.

I'm a very discreet independent and a lovable with an amazing personality you wont forget. My goal is satisfying your every desire. I am more than just eye-candy.

I'm a sexy and intelligent woman that can hold a deep and intellectual conversation.

Hi im Jazzy, *NO OUTCALL FEE ON MON+ TUES*

Im a juicy australian bombshell. Getting verified is on my To-do list. So feel free to call me for more. Im hot horny and ready to go when you are. Happy to assist

You today and will always try to accommodate. Send me a message and cum and run your hands all over my juicy body. Find out where I got my name from. If you have the time my specialty is to coat us both up in oil and slide over you with my body as you feel every last bit of my naked body run over yours. Then the rest is up to you to decide. Make your day juicy. Love Jazzy xx

Please read below and follow format as written mwah xxxxx

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Please send all texts in format:

Hi im *name*. Im *age/ ethnicity* and im after *insert 15/30/60 mins* at *insert time*

Please name any extras or requests in this initial text so we are able to keep it efficient. Dont be scared to ask for what you want just respectfuly and politely- always happy to accommodate.

EXTRAS'

BBBJ- $50

CIM- $100

DFK'-$50

COUPLES- $200

TRAVEL LONGER THAN BOOKING TIME IS AN EXTRA $70

No anal

No natural

No rimming

I only give service to Indian and Sri Lanka thanks

30 mintues unavailable

Hnji ki haal hai Aisha soni kudi of Perth 💃

NOTICE ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

👉 For the judgemental ones I’m not chinky I’m not aunty I’m not mixed I’m not transgender

❌ strictly one client at hotel door one client in hotel room

( do not bring your Freind) ill decline both of you )

❌if you look young I’ll need to see your id before service

❌SORRY NO SOUTH INDIAN ALLOWED big time waster

❌ no face no figure no naked selfies allowed my photos are verified if u think I’m fake don’t text me

❌ Not accepting uncles over 35 years old

(If you look over 35 I’ll decline you on the spot )

❌ no overweight men. Thanks

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✨I HAVE 21 TATTOOS BLURRED DUE TO PRIVACY THANKS

🪷 Australian-born, North Indian background Kashmiri age 23

I speak fluent Hindi and fluent Punjabi and English

I’m well shaven well waxed and smells good thanks

🪷only give service to Indian and Sri Lanka 🪷

🪷 All services are strictly protected.

strictly condom sex strictly condom blowjob

No anal No extras. Health comes first

🪷Fixed price no discount - strictly cash 💵 Only payment

$250 30 minutes unlimited shot $300 1 hour unlimited shot

❌No payid no bank transfer no beem it

🪷 Services provided

extra five hundred for Punjabi suit or sari $500

❌no shower sex

• Passionate Girlfriend Experience
• Passionate pornstar. Experience
• kissing
• pussy licking pussy fingering pussy massage face sitting
• Foreplay
• Affectionate cuddling
• Boob sucking nipple pulling nipple play
• Cuddling
• Various sex positions
• Spanking
• missionary
• doggy style

🪷Hygiene check before service. Any visible pimples boils or signs of disease no service, NO REFUND you'll be asked to leave thanks

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❌I don’t pick up call due to privacy thanks

❌no cum on body

❌no rimming

❌NO massage

❌ NO quickies

❌no drugs no daru no smoke no vape

❌no caller id

❌no over sea number