Ocean Reef Escorts & Adult Services

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Breeana Beautiful ✨ — your calm, magnetic, and highly addictive fantasy girl. Hi there sexy, I’m

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••••••• Touring escort ••••••••

Victoria

July - MELBOURNE

Western Australia Tour:

July - Albany

July - Perth

Queensland Tour:

August - Brisbane

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INCALL: Private hotel room (booked by me)—

1 hour $600 GFE | $800 PSE | $950 anal | $1200 filming

 3 hour $1500 GFE

OUTCALL: 5-star hotel (booked by you)

— 90 minutes $1400 PSE/GFE blend tailored to your taste)

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••••• $100 deposit secures your time with Breeana •••••

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Booking instructions - Text 0494 555 968 with (your name); a recent photo; preferred time/day; any special requests; receipt of deposit or prepayment; a photo of your photo ID (you may conceal any private info such as your address, or last name but ID is required to prove >18yo

• booking requests: 3pm-7pm MON & THURS (or when I have ‘available now’ noted on my profileTaking
• Weekly Availabilitysubject to personal calendar changes: Usually Friday; Saturday & occasionally Sunday -

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no natural services are offered •••••••••••Important! note:

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I make creative, funny & authentic porn you can purchase along with regular photo drops, short sexy videos & more.

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All bookings and payments are made in advance and handled securely through my Beem @BreeBeauty account or PayID 0494 555 968

*prepaid deposits are transferable if I am unable to make your preferred time/day

** upon failure to pay deposit I will assume you do not want to book

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I purposely keep my bookings limited so every client receives my complete attention. I never rush appointments, and I want you to leave feeling like you've spent time with someone who was genuinely happy to be there.

Rates

10 min B&G - $150

30 min Full Service - $350

60 min Full Service - $550

90 min Full Service - $800

2 Hours Full Service - $1000

Outcalls

1 Hour - $700

2 Hours - $1350

3 Hours - $2000

Booking

To help me respond quickly, please include:

• Your name

• The suburb you're in (for outcalls)

• The length of booking you'd like

• Your preferred time

Thoughtful messages always receive priority over "Available?" or "u free?"

Thank you for taking the time to read my profile. I look forward to meeting genuine, respectful gentlemen who appreciate authenticity, great conversation, amazing chemistry and an experience we'll both remember.

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Name: Melisa

Age:23

Breast Size :36DD

Size: 7

In meeting me, you will notice I truly enjoy getting to know my lovers on a very personal and intimate level. I am free spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.

My background is very noticeable in my exotic appearance. I have flawless smooth skin (just as seen in the photos) and bedroom hazel eyes. I have a tight and toned, size 7 hourglass figure with large size 36EE breasts and a round and perky backside.

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Fun Sexy Horny Wet wild Adult pleasure Therapist offering many pure sensual pleasure and loads horny hot Sexy Fun pleasure of mad wild sexy feel fabulous horny fun. I can also offer natural services extra at my discretion with PSE available 

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Passionate tongue kissing

Sensual tickling and cuddling

Erotic nude massage & body slide with aromatherapy oils

Soapy wet shower or bath for two

Body worship

Tie & Tease

Fire & Ice blowjob

Snowballing

Ball worship

Ball sucking & licking

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Cock spitting

Gagging

Tea bagging

Face fucking*

Cock massage

Double handed hand-job

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Cum on my body

Cum on my face*

Cum on my ass

Cum on my tits

Prostate play

Natural oral on me

Squirting*

Fingering

Foot fetish & worship

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Toy play

Mutual deep rimming

Spanking

Fetish* (Please enquire)

Dress-ups* (Please enquire)

Cum as many times as you can, Ill savor it all

Golden shower giving only ($50 extra)

PSE

BBBJ

DATY

***All extras: $100 package rate on top.***

My full service rates are

$180 - 30mins

$230 - 45mins

$280 - 60mins.

Special extra service Available. No hesitate just ask 

Outcalls are $450/60 onwards depends on Location 50 deposite for uber

JUST LANDED IN PERTH CALL ME NOW AND BOOK YOUR TICKET TO PARADISE… HEAVEN IS PHONECALL AWAY📞☎️

Hello Hello!! welcome to my page

Call me 20 minutes early, please... 

I want to be beautiful for you

 hello gentleman,

my name is MADISON SUMMER THE BEDSHAKER just landed in PERTH

I am a very nice girl with a smile at all times. 

Very feminine, with a really big ass and a delicious chocolate full of milk .. I'm always very horny, so I'll need your help with this problem .. I hope you like it as I hope you like it.

My skin is soft and very warm like a good Caribbean Latina, I will give you all my inner fire... 

My goal is to enjoy both.. 

I love a very intelligent man who enjoys the best of life, is there to try new things, interesting and willing to do anything.

I'm very sweet and I love to smile, but I have a dominant side to me that can be Super Sexy.. 

If you want to spend time with a lovely girl like me, enjoy a delicious deep tissue massage, try new things or fantasies, we can definitely do it together.

INCALL

OUTCALL HOTEL/HOUSE

MONEY FETISHISM

THREESOME TRANS AND MEN

WELL DRESSED( beautiful / sexy - discreet

EXTRA SERVICES:

MASSAGE WITH OIL

PARTY COMPANION

GROUPS OF COUPLE AND PEOPLE

Every person in the world is unique and special. I treat everyone as I would like to be treated, in the most special and unique way for each person.

My services are different and not comparable to others. I take care of every detail, from the highest quality and chic look, fabrics and perfumes and skin creams, they also include my real big hard cock and would be really ready every second for every wish... 

You don't need to ask for my photos in your messages. Give me the opportunity, the pleasure and the honor of plaguing me to welcome you and please you in all the ways you choose to be in my perfect apartment with all the amenities included.

I HAVE DRINKS AND MORE FOR YOUR COMFORT

POPPERS

LIABILITIES

69

TOYS

PARTY COMPANION

DRESS SERVICE

MASTURBATION

GOLDEN RAIN

I DO ASK DEPOSIT TO CONFIRM!

Just ask me if you want something else

don't resist contacting me and telling me about you, I'll be very happy to help you and make your day.

Hi guys..

I’m your sexy high-end companion. Allow us to enter a world of passionate pleasure together and let me satisfy your sexual needs. I can make your wildest fantasies a reality as I love to please and enjoy every minute of my rendezvous. I enjoy sharing my time with respectful men. I would love to show you an experience that you won’t forget and will have you wanting more.

I have perky E cup breasts with a round booty to match. My sexy curves, natural sun kissed tan, seductive bedroom eyes and soft supple lips will have all your expectations met. I have a genuine bubbly personality to balance out my sex appeal, which will have you comfortable and relaxed. My high sex drive and standard of satisfaction will have you feeling very spoilt! 

PARTY BOOKINGS ARE AVAILABLE AND VERY WELCOME!!

Let's play, Let's party, Let’s be really naughty together and make the most out of this

Quikie

15mins/$150

for full service incall 

30mins/$250

45mins/$300

60mins/$350

Premium dragon service

30mins/$350

60mins/$450

Outcall 

$500/1 Hour +uber fee deposit required

HI GENTLEMEN IM YOUR MISTRESS ANN Your most RECOMMENDED TOP RATED IN TOWN WELL ESTABLISHED DOMINATRIX BDSM SERVICE PORN STAR EXPERIENCE , KINKY FETISH DOMINATION GF EXPERIENCE KNOWN FOR DELIVERING EXCEPTIONAL EXPERIENCES DISCRETION , RELIABILITY AND PROFESSIONALISM .

STRICTLY NO NATURAL SERVICE BECAUSE OUR SAFETY IS MY PRIORITY Safesex IS A MUST

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INCALL Night RATE

400/30min

500/40min

600/50min

700/hr

midnight rate -10pm -9am

800-1000 per hr

Weekend special

1000/per hr friday sat and Sunday

Outcall 50% deposit Required for my safety

1000-1hour

1500-90mins

2000-2hours

Add Extra 200 including my cum

i also offer digital camshow 100

I have a good place clean and safe for you to make you comfortable for the sexy session will guarantee you will be satisfaction for my service & always remember me 

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whatsapp +61438431541

Hello baby 💋 I am Summer😉

I’m a 22-year-old freelance model, here to make your time unforgettable. I love good vibes, great energy, and nights that never seem to end ✨ My specialty? Keeping the party going all night long.

If you’re looking for the same kind of fun and excitement, don’t miss your chance to meet me… I promise you won’t regret it 😉

All my photos are 100% real — what you see is exactly what you get. I’m completely independent, genuine, and ready to share an amazing experience with you.

Let’s explore each other and create something unforgettable together 💕

If you’d like to meet, I recommend booking in advance — but I can also be spontaneous and take last-minute reservations.

Your satisfaction is my pleasure… I can’t wait to meet you 😘

🔥🔥 The Jessica Rayalla Brazilian Ts 🔥🔥

➜ Pretty face • Soft Touch • Slappable booty 

➜ Genuine bubbly personality to make you comfortable from start to finish  

➜ 100% Real & Recent Pictures! I am a solid 10 out of 10 

➜ hung and uncut

➜ Sweet & Sensual 

➜ Fluent in English

➜ Clean • Discreet • Un-rushed 

➜ With ME its ALLL about YOU  

MY GFE SESSIONS INCLUDE: Deep French kissing, affection & cuddles, breast play on me, nipple stimulation on you, sensual body slides, blow job, oral on me, 69, foot fetish, hand job, multiple positions, massage, and pillow talk. multiple shots (60 min+),

MY PSE SESSIONS INCLUDE ALL ABOVE PLUS: Strip tease, balls sucking & licking, deep throat, rimming on me.

MY EXTRAS: couples, rimming on you and prostate massage. 

I consider myself to be an upscale escort and sugar babe. Clients always come back for more based not only on my looks and outstanding service but also on my personality & companionship. I highly enjoy being involved with this lifestyle and sincerely enjoy my job; therefore, I go above and beyond for my appointments. I can accommodate all your needs so come relax and unwind in a safe and discreet setting. Getting to the final destination is always memorable but the journey will be unforgettable, and that is a promise! 

✅ Text Only

✅ In calls, Outcalls, Dinner Dates, Multiple Hours & Party Friendly  

❌No Natural Sex

❌No Selfies 

🔥🔥🔥 GRAND OPENING 🔥🔥🔥

🌟💖 No. 5 Massage Club 💖🌟

(Formerly Genki Massage Club)

🎉🎉 WE’RE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER! 🎉🎉

Step into our newly refreshed venue featuring a cleaner environment, enhanced customer service, and a more comfortable experience designed for your enjoyment.

We proudly offer a stunning selection of beautiful, friendly and charming ladies from across Asia including:

🇨🇳 China

🇹🇼 Taiwan

🇲🇾 Malaysia

🇹🇭 Thailand

🇻🇳 Vietnam

🇰🇷 Korea

✨ and many more!

💕 Whether you prefer youthful, elegant, petite, curvy, sweet, playful or mature ladies, you’ll find someone to suit your taste and make your visit unforgettable. 💕

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💋 Friendly & Easy Going 💋

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✨ Wide Variety of Choices ✨

📸 Browse our latest portfolio online to view our beautiful ladies and check real-time availability.

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📲 Visit our website or simply call us!

☎️ 0402981659 ☎️

Address : 5 Oxford Cl , West Leederville WA 6007

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🌟 New Look

🌟 Better Service

🌟 Beautiful Ladies

🌟 Fresh Faces

🌟 Special Offers

Confident, easy to talk to, and naturally sensual. I love creating a relaxed atmosphere where you can switch off, enjoy the moment, and feel completely comfortable. Soft touch, good energy, and unforgettable company.

Call or Whatsapp me, 24/7. Kisses, XXL.

My name is KUYAMI. Korean chick.I am a 22 years old sexy Doll with luscious long hair, Trim, toned size 5 body and an ass to die for! Gents, use your imagination and imagine what my flexible, soft body can do wrapped around you.

My super sweet yet cheeky personality will make you feel comfortable and confident to get the sexy time moving. I absolutely love my job, I love being sensual and seeing a person turned on makes me one happy girl! There is no need to feel shy as I will make you feel completely at ease the moment we touch.

I am always well presented and considerate towards my clients, I pay extra attention to staying clean for you, so the same is expected in return. My warmth and passion will make our private time together unforgettable, and totally refresh your body and soul.

please call now on before you miss it out.

Hi darling, I'm Yanyan, a 24-year-old from Vietnam.

Let me ease all your tensions with an unforgettable girlfriend experience. I'm a size 8 dress, boasting perky DD cup breasts, long dark brown hair, and flawlessly soft skin. Picture a woman who's eager to go all out and adores making men happy.

My incall spot is spotless and inviting, complete with drinks to welcome you. Right from stepping inside, I'll have you unwinding with that perfect girlfriend vibe.

I adore spoiling a man and treating him like royalty. No matter your wishes, I'll fulfill them completely and derive joy from it... An exclusive Vietnamese beauty encounter you'll hate to end... guaranteed to have you returning soon. Why not book the full night so I can lavish you with attention!??

No matter your wishes, I'll fulfill them completely and derive joy from it... An exclusive encounter you'll hate to end... guaranteed to have you returning soon. Why not book the full night so I can lavish you with attention!

Got a special fantasy or craving something sensual? I'm here for you xx. I'm a bubbly, cheerful type. No hurry—I'll savor every moment to ensure your satisfaction. Can't wait for your booking; I enjoy hosting gentlemen in my cozy private place. What's holding you back? Call me right away xx.

SERVICES AVAILABLE:

GFE

Relief

Passionate kissing

Mutual play

Mutual masturbation

Variety of positions

Sensual and hot body rub

Variety of positions

Striptease

Shower for two

and a lot more

GFE

30 Minutes $180

60 Minutes $280

Out Call

$450 up/60 mins plus uber cost

Hey, I'm Nefera a feminine, sensual presence based in Perth, here to offer an escape from the ordinary.

I offer a sensual, relaxed girlfriend experience💕. Depending on your preferences, our time together can include teasing massage, mutual oral, cum on breast, roleplay, different positions, and plenty of intimacy and connection.

I work in a private apartment 10 minutes away from the CBD.

I don’t see man any men over 55 years old.

Text me on :

0411 891 353

Looking forward to meet you…

Love Nefera 🖤

Hi I'm Cinder, a gorgeous 19 year old Aussie teenager. I am only 159cm tall and weigh just 43kg. I have a toned slim size 5 body with long legs and a smoking hot ass. I am softly spoken, demure and can be shy when meeting someone for the first time. But it doesn't take much to turn me into a naughty little minx with a ravenous sexual appetite.

I can be either your beautiful loving girlfriend or your raunchy pornstar fantasy. My girlfriend Experience includes any of the following...

- showering together

- a teasing massage

- deep French kissing 

- DATY

- mutual oral

- fingering

- 69er

- dress ups and role play

- sex in multiple positions 

- cum on body or breasts

- and you are welcome to cum as many times as you like. 

My Porn Star Experience includes everything In my GFE as well as any of the following... 

- a sexy strip and lap dance

- an erotic body slide

- passionate kissing

- mutual natural oral

- BBBJ

- deep throat/ gagging

- dirty talk 

- toys

- rimming on me

- light spanking

- pegging (strap on)

- golden shower on you

- wild hard core sex in any position

- cum on my face or cum in my mouth...as many times as you like.

I work from a private apartment in the city.

Contact me by text on 0431 972 632. When booking please tell me your name, what time you want to see me and how long for.

Hope to see you soon x

WELCUM TO YOUR SWEETEST TEMPTATION!

I am KendaL, your guilty pleasure with a cheeky mind and a body made for sin, sweet as sin, twice as tempting.

I bring the Fun cause i am Fun, the Flirt cause I am Flirty and the Fanstasy cause i am your Fantasy. I am Sensual, Confident and Deeply Intuitive. Naughty in nature with a seriously dirty imagination. I don’t Rush, I don’t Pretend, Im all about Genuine Chemistry , Relaxed Vibes, and is someone who knows how to have REAL FUN!

I love TEASING, TEMPTING and SLOWLY DRIVING you WILD with my SEXY LAP DANCE and NAUGHTY TOUNGE surely you’ll cum in no time but wait you have to hold it as I am just getting started! I love a gentleman who knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to ask for it. A man who enjoys every bit of me moaning and craving for my cum. 💦

From Passionate GirlFriend Experience to Soft and Rough Domination, I am your perfect girl to have fun with. Very easy going with warm and welcoming energy.

Looking for real Naughty TS? Listen! Ill fuck the shit out of you, face fuck you, sit in your face til u cant breathe and make you gag with my dick! How bout that dirty little slut?

Be careful looking at my daring eyes, it speaks better than my words can. It’s dangerous, do eye contact with caution.😈

What to expect from me? Real fun! Lets not make this encounter just like any other!

Ready to Misbehave? Let’s make this bad decision feels so right! 😈🔥

For FIRST TIMER, don't worry, let me handle everything.

I Do Not Judge or Discriminate, you can be whatever you want and enjoy the fun!

💯 Real Photo Firm Sexy Smooth Body.

💯 Safe and Get Tested Regularly!

• WHAT i OFFER?
• KISSING
• SUCKING
• FUCKING (Top)
• SENSUAL MASSAGE
• CUDDLES
• GFE
• RIMMING
• ANAL PLAY
• NIPPLE PLAY
• EDGING
• BDSM
• DOMINATION
• ROLEPLAY
• Fetishes
• Kinks
• Cross-Dressing
• Foreplay
• Sissy Play
• PSE

Not listed above? Feel free to ask!😉

✅Digital Service/Videocall —Available

🚫No Private Number

**For Outcall bookings, deposits are required to confirm and lock-in. Deposits are non-refundable but can be rescheduled depending on availability.**

NO DRAMAS! ONLY GOOD TIMES! I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY AND NAKED!

SMS/WhatsApp 0458491938

Hello Gentlemen

Welcome to my humble abode. Feeling tired of a long day of work, or need to get that quick load dump 😉. Your next door Japanese hottie is all you need to get that done.

The photos are genuine as so am I. So the person you see in the photos will be the one to greet you at the door.

I know exactly what you want and you will most certainly receive it and even more if you’re naughty enough 😋. So let me showcase your my amazing skills and blow you like you’ve never experienced before.

Waiting for you…

Welcome Baby~

This is Erena

100% Satisfaction & Good Time~

Discreet & Comfort, Shower available too~

- ANYTHING Goes, GFE, IN/OUTCALL!

Amazing Natura E Cup and Super good Look. Model Body and Super Naughty

Don't be deceived by my age, I know how to make you feel good~ From a nice conversations, Japanese massage to amazing SEX Adventures.

If you are looking to the ultimate Kinky Naughty and intimate GFE, You have just found me! I am here to cater all your needs, Hosting or I can visit your place.

All my service are NO Rush and accommodate to your needs~ Aiming to get your orgasm.

Full Service

30 mins / $250

45 mins / $350

60 mins / $450

Outcall from $550 an hour

11am to 2 am everyday~

Extra Service to be discussed...

Text me~

IM – Carly.

i'm 29. not some 22-year-old who thinks she invented the blowjob and calls it "slay queen head." nahhh honey, I've been draining balls dry since before TikTok was a thing. i got panties that have seen more frat houses than your entire pledge class, and they still look hotter on my floor than your ex's do on her finsta.

so lemme spell it out real quick...

i ain't your "girl next door who wants to cuddle and split a smoothie bowl." nope. i'm the one who'll push you onto the mattress, bite your earlobe, n growl "boy, you gonna fuck me like you're trying to get a promotion?" – then watch you get harder than a Marine on leave 💀💀

i LOVE sex. like... OBSESSED. not in a weird way – in a "i'll make you forget your own name, then teach you a new one" way. messy? hell no – *i* ain't messy. but the sheets? the headboard? that innocent little throw pillow you bought on Etsy? they'll look like a category five hurricane made a porno. you'll be gasping for air, i'll be purring like a caffeinated panther... and your next door neighbor's gonna need noise-canceling headphones and maybe a cigarette 💦💦💦

none of that boring "rose petals n acoustic playlist n let's talk about our feelings" bullshit. barf.

i want you to grab my hips – yeah these prime-age, life-ruining hips that have more rhythm than a dance floor at 2am – while i ride you like a mechanical bull set to "destroy." bounce bounce bounce 'til your eyes cross and you start reciting your social security number backwards. pull my hair – not enough to send me to a physical therapist, just enough to make me go "ohhh fuck" – then slap my ass so hard my period cramps disappear for a week. then kiss it right after like you're giving a TED Talk on aftercare... but we both know you meant every sting 😇

we can do that thing where i'm on all fours and you're behind me – and i look back with those "i've seen your browser history" eyes. i'll moan some name... maybe yours, maybe your roommate's – depends how good you are (kidding... unless you're into that weird shit, then tell me the lore, i'm invested 🤪)

n my mouth? oh boy. i give head that makes gym bros cry in the locker room and call their mothers. like, leg-shakin', soul-leavin', "i saw 

god and she asked me for tips" type head. 15 years of dedicated research, sweetheart – i can unlock kinks you didn't even know you had with my tongue. for real.

when it's time for the main course? you wrap that soldier up – no questions, no whining. i'm 29, not naive. i survived the pandemic, two recessions, and men who "swear they're clean." we play safe or we don't play at all. end of story.

i'm 29 goddamn years old – i know exactly what i want. and i know what you want too: a foul-mouthed, experienced woman who's also sweet enough to make you a snack afterwards and call you "my good boy." we finish? i'll curl up against you, trace your chest tattoo, nibble your ear, call you a good boy... then steal your hoodie and give you some solid investment advice on the way out – Roth IRA, baby, think about your future 🍟😘

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so yeah. you wanna taste this prime cut? then stop reading and hit me up.

TEXT me – don't fucking call. i ain't answering when i'm busy making some guy forget his ex's name (or teaching a grown man where the clit actually is 🌟).

i'll reply when i'm not drowning in dick or finishing my skincare routine – could be 5 min, could be 2 hrs. retinol takes time. deal with it.

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don't keep me waiting too long – i get real bratty when i'm wet and ignored, and at my age, that's a criminal waste of a fully-developed frontal lobe and a very dirty mind 😈💋

— Carly (29, prime body, PhD in dick-traction, still wetter than a sorority girl on syllabus week) 🔥🍆