Swanbourne Escorts & Adult Services

What's the difference between a egg and a beetroot?

You can beat an egg but you can't beat a Root!!

**Extra time if U send me a good joke!!

**Wet Wednesday special!-;$50 off the 30min bookings before 5pm

So!!!

You want to fuck right? you want some no bullshit, easygoing, hilarious, sexy chick to get it on with minus the drama??

Well! Look no further!

No need for "treat em mean keep em keen" cos HUMOUR will always make me wet

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**IMPORTANT DETAILS -

~text for my rates

🔥🔥~ask about the LUXURY pamper experience,

* Includes-

** a hot SPA with all the minerals to soak away those aching muscles, and of course there's some great tits you can use as floaties!!

**A cold beer handed to you by a topless ME!

**Neck rub & massage

**Finishing off with a root of course!!

TREAT yourself, you earned it!

🔥🔥~for an extra fee, my friend will film the playdate topless! She is a not for sale to play but shes cute and fun so worth the extra!

🔥🔥~OVERNIGHT includes-

*COOKED dinner! oh yes!

*DRINKS WITH ME

*GAME of your choice.. strip poker, nerf fight, strip uno

*SOME hanky Panky

*COOKED breakfast

*SNEAKY exit with no awkwardness

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**I can cook ~ in sexy lingerie

**clean (topless).

**Fuck naked),

**have a NERF GUN fight ~in only war paint

or

"play hide n seek (with body parts)!

If you are fun and easy going. hit me up.

TIPS-

*-HUMOUR ALWAYS GETS MY ATTENTION FASTI

*-DONT BE A SPASTICUNT. simple

*-try to be as Normal as possible when enquiring, the less like "services" you treat me, the less like "service" u get... I like to genuinely want you and vice versa

Xx

🔞IN PERTH PERMANENTLY. I’M ABLE TO HOST AGAIN YAY 🥳

COME AND GET YOUR TASTE BOYS! Parking available 🅿️♠️.

BOOK 📖 NOW TO SECURE YOUR TIME FRAME REQUIRED! Text only please.

NO 🤦‍♀️ time wasters please. Time wasters will be blocked.

NO BLOCKED NUMBERS no caller ID and blocked numbers will not be answered. Text messages only.‼️

OUTCALLS (Accomodation house, hotel or unit. Hotels are covered by the clients) ALSO I DON’T DO CAR OR PUBLIC SERVICES, SO DONT ASK.If you wish for me to stay the night, please have accommodation supplied,

please read whole profile. I know it’s a lot of reading, but please read. Text messages only as it is best way of contacting me, as it’s easier to manage my time and your time.

Little About Me:

I’m a down to earth, all natural, caucasian, nothing fake, passionate, and adaptable to most forms of play, open minded, outgoing and easy to talk to and honest,

I’m a 43 y/o cuddly on HRT transgender lady, looking to make you happy and here for your pleasureand explore your desires and fantasies and a great kisser, I love to just go with the flow with you and just have as much fun as possible, I really enjoy pleasing and making you satisfied for How ever long you decide to have me for, is all for you. All my focus will be on you and leaving you fully satisfied. You’re the Centre of all my attention and affection.

(I can no longer cum) and I have (moderate erectile dysfunction due to hormone therapy). If you would like to know more about this don’t hesitate to ask when texting me.

I am STI & STD free and drug free. Would like to keep it that way and I have regular check ups every months. I’m tidy and hygienic.

Don’t message me asking if I do drugs or if I can get you them, I’m an escort not a drug dealer.

OUTCALLS:

outcalls are subject to availability times and 1 hour minimum booking for outcalls.

INCALLS: Available to my place in Balga, 15, 30 minutes and 1 hour times frames available for bookings. For bookings for more than 5 hours I’ll need at least 24 hours notice in advance. With deposits of 50%Thank you 🙏

STANDARD SERVICE WITH ALL TIMES BOOKED:

All prices will include oral on you and me, sex in any position of your choosing (you topping me), cuming as many times you can. Let’s discuss what you’re looking for and wanting from my services and we’ll go from there. Some extras may accrue extra charges.

Availability: Text messages only please. (IF I DON’T REPLY RIGHT AWAY, THIS WOULD BE ONE OF 2 THINGS. IN A BOOKING OR FELL ASLEEP DUE TO EXHAUSTION 🤭🥵🫠 I WILL ALWAYS GET BACK TO YOU NO MATTER WHAT AT SOME POINT. I ALWAYS REPLY TO MESSAGES NO MATTER WHAT).

Monday 10am-4am

Tuesday 10am-4am

Wednesday 10am-4am.

Thursday 10am-4am

Friday 10am-4am.

Saturday 10am-4am.

Sunday 10am-4am.

apart from GFE (Girlfriend experience) over nights and groups. Times may be different.

Rates:

Deposits needed for all bookings for 1 hour or more, of 50% of the time wanting. My Rates are non-Negotiable, Please don’t try and haggle my prices and all payments are upfront in person before service, not after booking. All deposits are made via pay ID upon making your booking to the number you have texted

PROTECTED SEX WITH ALL BOOKINGS DON’T ASK FOR NATURAL BECAUSE I DON’T DO IT‼️

 INCALLS standard rates, CASH for all 15 minute bookings

$150 for BJ 🌬️only 15 minute. No touching or kissing, just me on my knees for 15 minutes, BE CLEAN AND SHOWERED!!!

$250 for 15 minutes. With sex.

$300 for half hour. With sex.

$350 for 1 hour. With sex

OUTCALL RATES.

standard rates. All outcall rates, minimum 1 hour booking for outcalls. 15 minutes or more travel is an extra $100 on top as standard rates for the trip there and back.

$500 1 hour.

$900 2 hours.

$1400 3 hours.

$1900 4 hours.

For an extra $100 on top of standard rates you’ll get my Girlfriend Experience. One off payment per booking.

Girlfriend Experience below you’ll get.

I’ll make you feel loved and like your the only man in the world for me, you’ll feel loved as I look at you with such intense passion while we cuddle 🤗 and kiss 💋 and chat, it can lead to much more, you can be free to leave all your worries at the door as you don’t need to worry about them anymore when with me, just let go and be yourself. I want to spend that time with you and make you feel wanted and loved like no other has ever made you feel before. I guarantee it’ll be better than any other GFE you’ve ever experienced in your life. No need for a real life GF if you can experience what I have to offer you 💋 (can also go out for dinner or the movies things like that too.

OTHER EXTRAS are on top of standard rates. One off payment per booking not per hour. Apart from one of my extras.

To top you-$100

COF $50

stretching you or fisting you $100

Ball busting $200

PORN EXPERIENCE-$300. Per hour on top of standard rates.

Social escorting with something special at the end.

$500 per hour.

Going out for lunch or dinner or just spend the day out and about with you. If wanting anything special at the end with a happy ending.

Groups:

$250 per person per hour or outcall $350 per person per hour.

(Male’s and other pre-op trans woman group only with me, watchers is an extra $50 per hour per person).

Limits so far:

🙅‍♀️🚫No rimming on clients, No 💦 or 💩play, No 🩸play, No 🔪 or 💉 play, No Drug play, Do not be intoxicated when I visit or visit me on drugs or alcohol, I don’t go down on woman and won’t top woman vaganlly on woman, Anything from the waist up when it comes to woman. Will try anal on woman if cleaned out properly.

‼️Payment Methods: MUST READ BELOW!!⬇️‼️

‼️‼️All payments are Paid upon arrival of booking not after booking. PayID available with no holds on your account. Also have tap ‘n’ pay with square payments. Tap ‘n’ pay is an extra $20 to use tap ‘n’ pay on top of standard rates. Also except all major credit card companies except AMEX. Swap cards and all cards with chips accepted.‼️ if you have a stock pile of gift cards you wish to get rid of. I will also accept those but must be Visa credit card gift cards that can be used anywhere. I will not accept single store gift cards.‼️‼️

30 minutes unavailable

For the judgemental ones I’m not chinky I’m not aunty I’m not mix breed thanks

🪷only give service to Indian and Sri Lanka 🪷

Hnji hum bhot Freindly aur sweet Kudi hai Meri service bhot vadia

❌ strictly one client at hotel door one client in hotel room

❌SORRY NO SOUTH INDIAN ALLOWED big time waster

❌ no face no figure no naked selfies allowed

❌ Not accepting uncles over 35 years old

❌ no student discount

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✨I HAVE TATTOOS 21 BLURRED DUE TO PRIVACY THANKS

🪷 Australian-born, North Indian background Kashmiri

I speak fluent Hindi and fluent Punjabi and English

I’m well shaven well waxed and smells good thanks I’m 24

🪷 All services are strictly protected.

strictly condom sex strictly condom blowjob

No anal No extras.

🪷Fixed price no discount - strictly Cash Only payment

❌No payid no bank transfer no beem it

🪷Hygiene check before service. Any visible pimples or signs of disease no service, NO REFUND you'll be asked to leave thanks

🪷 Services provided

extra five hundred for Punjabi suit or sari $500

❌no shower sex

• Passionate Girlfriend Experience
• Passionate pornstar. Experience
• pussy licking pussy fingering pussy massage face sitting
• Foreplay
• Affectionate cuddling
• Boob sucking nipple pulling nipple play
• Cuddling
• Various sex positions
• Spanking
• missionary
• doggy style
• lip kissing deep French kissing tonque kiss

❌I don’t pick up call due to privacy thanks

❌no cum on body

❌no rimming

❌NO massage

❌ NO quickies

❌no drugs no daru no smoke no vape

❌no caller id

❌no over sea number

Hey Babe, how are you. If you're reading this I’ll take it that you’re in the mood for something different, something flavourful, something more fun.🎈

I'm Jaliyah oft skin still warm with natural D titis in 20's.😘

I tend to catch people off guard with my quick with attitude and sass.

I am affectionate and playful, openminded and down to earth. I take great pride creating a space for you to feel adored, admired, seen, and appreciated.

I’m genuinely enthusiastic, sensual, open- minded and laidback. Every encounter with me is relaxed, easy-going and comfortable. If that’s how you like it!

With me there’s no pressure. Life is all about enjoyment at the end of the day and with me, your sexual kink pleasure or fantasies will come to life and that’s a pinky promise!

Full services including : oral with condom, condom sex and full body slide massage, Cuddling and Touching, Variety of Positions,

My Incall Full service Rates are as following:😘

$100/20mins

$120/30mins

$150/45mins

$170/hr

Outcall: $300/hr

0485 555 930☎️

Hi gentlemen!

Are you feeling overworked, underappreciated, or just plain old horny?

Then I am what you need! I will pamper and please you until you cannot take anymore!

I offer a variety of services including erotic body rubs, full service, and fetishes. I will greet you and make you feel welcome and at ease right away with my down-to-earth, friendly personality.

You’ll lay on my massage table where I will begin running my fingers up and down your spine. I will start gently kissing and licking your body until goosebumps appear. Kissing your neck and gently biting your earlobe.

I’ll the cover in you warm oil and slide every inch of my naked body over yours. I’ll tease you and make you moan with pleasure and delight.

Want to know what else happens? Make a booking and see for yourself!

I have long legs, perfect shaved pussy and a great ass

My services :

-Taking a bath together

-Licking one’s whole body

-Body to body massage

-Oral

-COB

-69

-Blow job

-Kissing

-COF

-Sex

Hi gents, 😘

My name is Yoyo, I am a super sexy girl with natural big breasts and sensitive nipples :-)

I’m a down to earth lady, the pictures are.I have sweet smile like the girl next door but cheeky naughty, silky smooth skin and soft & curvaceous body.

 if you're interested on my service~pls text me your preferred date and service needed to make an appointment~😊

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Service provided:

-Shower together

-Passionate kissing

-Cuddle

-Mutual Oral

-teasing and hand relief

-Blow job

-Different positions of sex

-Anal

EXTRAS AVAILABLE

I DO PARTY SERVICE AS WELL

Incall: ❤️

$80/15mins 

$100/30mins 

$150/45mins

$170/60mins

Outcall Available

Contact: 0484 240 115☎️