West Leederville Independent Escorts

I provide a non-rushed discreet experience. I have a great sense of humor and I'm very passionate in everything I do have a great sense of humor.

I'm very passionate in everything I do I'm a playful, flirtatious, fun, sexy, erotic, open-minded, and loving girl with a totally wild side.I am eager to get to know new people, and please.

Can't wait to meet you! Pick up the phone & Call or Text me and have me over tonight!!

Hello guys it’s Amy here 🥰 please connect 💋0429775696 I will give you good service no rush

My massage is very good .Looking forward to your coming

Full service:

$250/60min

$200/45min

$150/30min

$120/15min

Full service including: 😘kissing Touching😍boobs suck lick pussy Good Massage Oral(with condom) 69 sex

Extra: DFK $50 BBBJ $50

IT'S ROXIE 💋

Petite, playful and unforgettable. Your 5-foot pocket rocket ready to turn a simple booking into a dangerously good time.

Who am I? Well, let me tell you... I'm confident and playful, with deep brown eyes, a warm personality and an energy that tends to make me rather difficult to forget.

I offer more than simply showing up. I love creating genuine chemistry, connection, laughter and memorable moments. My Professional Girlfriend Experience is all about making our time together feel natural, relaxed and personal, with plenty of affection, flirting and good conversation.

Whether you're looking for companionship, a playful escape or something a little more exciting, I tailor the experience around your comfort, desires and vibe.

Behind my sweet smile is a confident, sensual and open-minded woman who enjoys creating an experience that feels exciting, comfortable and memorable. Every booking is about mutual enjoyment, genuine chemistry and making the most of our time together.

All services are protected for my health and yours, so we can both enjoy our time together with confidence and peace of mind.

GFE OUTCALL 💕

The experience of having Roxie as your girlfriend.

My GFE is designed to feel natural, affectionate and immersive. Expect a relaxed girlfriend-style dynamic with genuine interaction, chemistry, kissing, affection and plenty of playful energy.

I pride myself on creating a warm and engaging atmosphere where you can relax, feel comfortable and enjoy the experience rather than feeling like you're simply watching the clock.

Additional requests such as oil massage, light roleplay, outfits and selected fetish requests can be discussed prior to booking.

Rates

30 minutes | $300

1 hour | $450

1.5 hours | $600

2 hours | $1,000

3 hours | $1,500

PSE OUTCALL 🔥

Want to see Roxie's wild side?

For those wanting a stronger, more passionate and uninhibited experience, PSE brings out my confident and playful side.

Expect an intense, exciting and personalised experience with plenty of chemistry and enthusiasm. I love bringing playful energy and confidence to the table and making sure our time together leaves a lasting impression.

Oil massage, roleplay and selected fetish requests may also be available by request and discussed prior to booking.

Rates

30 minutes | $450

1 hour | $900

1.5 hours | $1,300

2 hours | $1,700

3 hours | $2,000

Overnights available on request.

FMTY available on request.

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WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT ✨

💕 A bubbly, playful and confident companion

💕 Genuine interaction and chemistry

💕 A warm and relaxed girlfriend-style experience

💕 Impeccable hygiene and presentation

💕 Professionalism and discretion at all times

💕 A respectful and drama-free environment

💕 An experience tailored to your comfort and vibe

💕 Someone who genuinely enjoys making your time memorable

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OUTCALLS 🚗

I provide outcalls throughout Mandurah and surrounding areas.

I do not offer incalls.

Car service can be arranged where required.

No natural service.

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KINKS, REQUESTS & EXTRAS 💋

I am kink-friendly and open-minded within reason.

Couples are welcome.

Additional requests, roleplay, outfits, fetishes and extras can be discussed prior to booking.

Please be upfront and respectful about any requests so we can discuss what is suitable beforehand.

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HOW TO BOOK 📱

Planning ahead is always best.

I do require notice for bookings as I have commitments and need time to arrange my schedule. Last-minute requests may not always be possible.

To make a booking, please message me with:

- Your name

- Preferred date and time

- Service

- How long you'd like to book

- Any requests or preferences

A deposit is required for all bookings and confirms your appointment. Your deposit is deducted from the total fee.

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BOOKING & BOUNDARIES

Respectful communication is expected at all times.

Rude, aggressive or disrespectful behaviour will result in no booking and blocked contact.

I do not send additional photos or explicit content.

I am currently in the process of creating a spicy page, which will be available separately.

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CANCELLATIONS & RESCHEDULING

24 hours' notice is required for cancellations or rescheduling.

Deposits may be transferred once with adequate notice.

Cancellations or changes made with less than 24 hours' notice will result in the deposit being forfeited.

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So... if you're looking for a petite, playful and unforgettable companion who can bring warmth, chemistry, confidence and a little excitement to your day...

Roxie might just be exactly what you're looking for. 💋

 Please text me on 04466373707

Hey there,

😉 I’m Eden—a flame burning just for you. My energy? Raw, untamed heat. I thrive on those moments that steal your breath and blur everything else. ✨

This body is a canvas of pleasure, shaped for your delight and my own endless craving. 🍑 Imagine a rhythm that pulls you in, a natural sway that leaves you aching before our skin even meets.

Picture it: your hands in my hair, my lips tracing down your chest, the sound of my voice trembling against you… because I truly can’t get enough. 😮‍💨

I’m that kind of wild—the kind that leaves sheets soaked, the kind of tight that makes you gasp when you first enter. I’ll move with you, arch for you, and hold your gaze while taking every inch, just to show how beautifully wicked I can be. 🥵

This isn’t just a meeting—it’s your pass into my realm. A space where I pour every skill into making you explode harder than ever. You’ll leave marked by my scent and haunted by the memory of how completely, utterly spent you felt.

Getting hard just imagining it, aren’t you? 😏 Stop dreaming. Let’s create it.

📱 — Your first text changes everything.

Tell me your deepest, darkest wish… and I’ll tell you exactly how we’ll bring it to life.

— Eden

*🎉 Exclusive Encounters | PartyIncalls & Outcalls Available |

Do you adore sex as much as I do? Hello, I’m Lexi, the MILF you always wished lived next door. In my very naughty 40’s and after years in the corporate world, I’ve chosen this as my profession because sex and intimacy is my passion. Others may say they love sex but nobody has the libido I was given! I’m small in stature but was blessed with beautiful natural breast and a booty that deserves to be worshipped. I love all forms of intimacy and sex and love sharing that with the clients I choose to meet. I am genuinely bisexual so don’t be shy ladies and couples. 

Just like yours my time is valuable, I choose to spend time with just a few clients a week and require a deposit for all bookings with new clients.

For safety reasons I require a selfie to be sent at the time of the booking being confirmed with your deposit.

Standard Service 

30 minutes $300

60 minutes $400

Rates are not negotiable and I do not offer trades for services. I do NOT offer short notice or bookings under 30 minutes

Please contact me for GFE rates, my list of extras and couples services.

Outcall bookings are available everyday and I have limited incall availability so please get in touch if you need to secure an incall rendezvous.

I do NOT offer in car or public meets. 

So if you think you can match my insatiable libido what are you waiting for! I look forward to meeting you between the sheets soon 😉

Kisses Lexi XXXX

In out Call/text 0403204770

This is Katia, body size 5, C cup, shaven juicy pussy, hot porn star service, easy going.

I m hottie girl with fantastic GFE sex service. I am passionate, friendly personality, sex and classic, very gentle. XOXO Book me now, you won't disappointed. Extra services are available.

Our full service include body slide, cuddle, lick pussy, suck with condom, multiple position, multiple shots, shower together, massage and sex.

By appointment on 0403204770, If I m busy please leave me text message. I will reply to you ASAP.

NEW DOLL , AVAILABLE❤️‍🔥 🥰IN/OUTCALL !✨FIRST DAY TODAY😋 NEW🌟👄 C CUP BOOBS HOT NEW🧚🏻‍♂️ 🧚🏽PETITE SIZE 5，TEEN‼️NEVER SEEN✨AMAZING BABE 🔥

 Hello Lover,

My name is Ellena, 25yo sex kitten C cup boobs, no rush best service. I am super feminine.

During our time with each other, I will serve you in a polite, affectionate, and attentive way. You can either be the boss, telling his naughty little kitten what to do.

🌸💖I am both active and passive and remember, this is about you so you can be comfortable with telling me your inner most secrets. I will never judge or make assumptions so please, just do you boo! I love fetishes, golden showers, spitting in your little mouth whilst you tell me how much of a naughty little piglet you've been……can you feel it….?If you want to do the sweetheart style, by my side you will feel super comfortable and will allow yourself to enjoy an incredible moment of pleasure and connection.

3some Special from 8am to 1pm,220//30mins, 340/1hour

Best massage, No Rush hot service,

Call or text 0457457274. By appointment/please call if want to come straight away. In/Outcall/private and No Rush service. if I am busy please text message, I will reply to you ASAP.

We play with each other. When you Fuck one girl pussy, the other girl strap on you.(Please tell us if you like this service)

Extra

CIM

Natural sex

C I P

b b b j

Ice and fire natural oral 

Prostate Massage

Golden shower 

Lesbian show

*2x AWARD WINNER "BEST FEMALE BDSM PROVIDER" @ THE AUSTRALIAN ADULT INDUSTRY AWARDS 2026 & 2025*

I don’t take control. I attract it. I'm a Pro-Domme, an erotic hypnotherapist, and a platinum-blonde firecracker who crafts bespoke experiences of psychological dominance. My energy is a deliberate, calming force that will strip away your chaos and replace it with my command.

With me, there are only endless possibilities to explore your innermost fantasies in a safe and consensual setting.

If you're ready to surrender and worship your Goddess and experience a journey like no other, then I'm here to lead the way & ensure you reach your peak.

 *STRICTLY PSYCHOLOGICAL BDSM SESSIONS - NO FULL SERVICE. IF U ASK ULL BE BLOCKED*

A permanent sanctuary has been established in Baldivis. A space for controlled, intentional dynamics for people who appreciate structure. The throne is ready. If you crave a dynamic that is as intelligent as it is intoxicating, step forward with intention.

*Enquire now by message ONLY, NO CALLS. Include type of session, incall/outcall & length required.

*A deposit & selfie is required for our first session. This is a simple, non-negotiable gesture of respect and serious intent.

.Aussie Jess akn by Aussie Rebecca

Baldivis every day except Tuesday and Sunday from 9am - 7pm

please ask for any other day or time

please text 0437338582

I am a 28 year old Aussie with a beautiful face and a size 8 body with a F cup bust long dark  hair beautiful blue come fuck me eyes 😍 I have juicy lips also 💋I am all rounda girl who loves long bookings over nighters or a quickie love getting to know people talking and of course having a wet and wild time in the bedroom I have a wild side love to tease plz enquire as I can give u a price catering for your ultimate fantasy I love what I do and it shows in my services 💕

hi guys,

Have you been let down by another person before this by not being able to

provide the service that you always wanted? Well, look no further, 'cause

I am the definition of pretty, fun, and professional. 

I love sex and I love experimenting. Whatever your sexual orientation,

I am open. From something short, sweet & steamy, I offer experiences

to cater to most appetites. I am fully vaccinated and stay at a discreet and

safe place for your safety. 

I’m genuine and very down-to-earth, with an ever so cheeky smile, that you

can only truly witness in person. Our time will be playful and light, but

sensual and intimate I’m a fun, lively, high-energy person, who loves to have a good time, often finding myself the life of most parties .

I have quite a high libido, and I’m usually struggling to keep up with it haha!

So I get to have my cake and eat it too with this line of work 

Giving pleasure is something I love and I’ve always enjoyed making people

happy and feel good. And please feel free to return the favor.

Look forward to spending some quality time with you!

I always aim to be everyone's best in performance. its the competitor in me

and fur filling my own fantasies. They say do a job you are good and

love...that is why I am back to do my favorite job-escorting.

I'm a very naughty girl. Promise won't let you down. With me you can be guaranteed that you and I will have a truly unforgettable, relaxing and pleasurable escort encounter.

I promise that you will never, ever feel rushed or hurried either. I revel in deep grounding sensations that will leave you speechless, but not breathless. With my grounded but playful energy, We can connect through

my delicious sweet pussy which brings out the cheeky side of me.

Here’s my GFE Service List

The Girlfriend Experience

Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes kissing

Passion and lust Variety of positions and places for sex Sensual body massage and body slide

Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders, and stockings

Pussy worship,

Extra Cash:

BBB J $50

BBB J CIM $80

Hi, 

I am insatiable discrete, very friendly, and full of fun and vitality. I like to

enjoy the pleasure that comes from hard intense erotic sex with nice

gentlemen.

With me in intimacy, you will find me very attentive to your needs

and an extremely liberal lover, whose maximum pleasure is to see you

enjoying yourself. I am a very discreet person, the perfect partner to share

delightful and erotic times together.

I'm an absolute beauty, I will give you Fresh towels to shower if you would like, I can join in also;) Escape the hassle and create a paradise of our own. I cannot wait to share with you the ultimate experience of sensual relaxation! simply enjoy being totally immersed in pleasure.

My goal is to make you feel worshipped and adored like you never have before. Hope to build a connection with you, whether it be a one-off or a long-term friendship.

Extra Cash: b b b j $50, b b bj c i m $80, na tural sex$100

SEPTEMBER TOURS

▪︎ MARGARET RIVER

16/09 from 2.30PM until 11PM

- pre-bookings recommended

▪︎ BUSSELTON

17/09 from 2.30PM until 11PM

18/09 from 9.00AM until 11PM

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WINTER PROMO - LET'S GET COZY TOGETHER ❤️ EXTENDED UNTIL 30th SEPTEMBER

● 2 hrs session (book 2 hrs, pay for 1.5 hrs)

● 4 hrs session (book 4 hrs, pay for 3 hrs)

● 6 hrs session (book 6 hrs, pay for 5 hrs)

● Overnight booking - receive $500 off

T & C’s 

Booking must be made 12 hrs in advance minimum. $200 deposit via Beem it or Prezzee card is essential (my standard deposit policy applies).

Promo is applied from my current rates. Not valid in conjunction with other discounts. 

Valid for Perth, Mandurah and touring locations. Valid for both incall & outcall sessions. Travel fees for outcall bookings are not included and will occur on top of the rate. 

Promo is valid between 01/06 - 31/08/2026

EXTENDED UNTIL 30th SEPTEMBER 2026

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Welcome, ladies an gentlemen,

I'm Katya - your passionate curvy girlfriend who is ready to fulfil your fantasies.

Whether you are after something slow and sensual, deep intimate connection, passionate teasing or wild encounter, I’ll custom your session to your desire.

I can be your mature company or naughty MILF 😊

I'm a brunette with dark brown eyes, soft fair skin and Slavic features. I have voluptuous body - wide hips to grab, big booty to slap and natural DD boobs with large nipples to enjoy 😊

I'm down to earth, direct, but genuine and kind. I am well educated and easy to have conversation about anything. I love good banter, too.

I create safe and judgment-free environment and always make sure my clients feel welcomed and comfortable in my presence.

You are always a centre of my attention during our session. I love what I do, and you will be able to feel it and see it! I offer only authentic experience.

I see clients of all shapes and sizes, races and ethnic backgrounds, ages (must be 18 and over) and clients with disabilities.

I am professional, discreet and respectful and I expect my clients to treat me the same way.

Follow my socials for updates, yummy photos and my availability.

Find me on:

BlueSky

@katyaryan-wa.bsky.social

Telegram channel

t.me/katyaryanWA

Looking forward to seeing you soon 😊

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I offer my services within Perth, Mandurah and Peel region, as well, as regional WA.

Please contact me for my availability. I am generally available every day for pre-booked incall and outcall bookings.

INCALL services available for pre-booked sessions of min 1 hr duration with min 12 hrs notice and paid deposit. Please specify if you're after Perth (SOR/CBD) or Mandurah.

Please see my deposit policy down below.

INCALL SHORT NOTICE SESSIONS / TOURS

If I have arranged incall space and it's stated on my ad, I can accommodate short notice bookings including sessions under 1 hr of duration without a deposit.

OUTCALLS – PERTH (SOR/NOR)

Min 1 hr booking, $100 deposit essential (via Beem it or Prezzee card).

Travel fee applies for distance over 30 min from Mandurah. SOR usually $50, Perth CBD & NOR $100.

OUTCALLS - MANDURAH AREA

Min 30 minutes booking, no travel fee within the area

OUTCALLS - BUNBURY & HARVEY REGION

Min 1 hr booking, $100 deposit essential (via Beem it or Prezzee card).

$100 Travel fee will apply on top of my rate.

REGIONAL WA (Drive Me To You/ Fly Me To You)

Please contact me for my availability and rates.

Min 2 hr booking required, as well as a deposit.

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MY SERVICES

Hygiene and health safety are important to me. You will be asked to have a shower and use mouthwash on arrival.

If you request a bare BJ or anal play/pegging, immaculate hygiene is expected from you so I can provide the best service. Failing this I may refuse to provide the service.

Please note a brief health check will be performed on you. All services are at my discretion.

SENSUAL GFE

Kissing, intimate touching, HJ, covered BJ, oral on me, mutual oral (69), erotic massage with body slide, protected intercourse in multiple positions. Multiple shots welcomed for min 1 hr session.

PASSIONATE GFE

All services included in Sensual GFE + BBBJ, BLS (must be clean shaven), French kissing, light fingering on me (nails must be trimmed and clean), mutual masturbation, rimming on me, CIM/COB. Multiple shots welcomed for min 1 hr session.

KATYA'S ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE

All services included in Passionate GFE + dirty talk, DT, sloppy BBBJ, light hair pulling and spanking, light choking, toys on me, vigorous fingering (nails must be trimmed and clean), squirting, light anal play on me, Spanish (titty fck), Filming if requested (for min 1 hr sessions & face mask is worn), CIM/CIMWS/COF. Multiple shots welcomed for min 1 hr session.

SENSUAL MASSAGE WITH HAPPY ENDING

Full body erotic massage with oil. Performed in sexy lingerie or fully nude. Includes sensual massage, light body slide, teasing and edging, light mutual touching.

Choose your happy ending (HJ / CBJ / BBBJ & CIM / 69 / anal play on you / FS - different rates apply).

Can be combined with other services. FROM $400 (please enquire rate with me).

COUPLES & MFM – outcalls only

I love seeing couples who want to explore their sexuality and make their fantasy real. Or they just want to add spice to their relationship.

Can cater to MF couple or MFM (with 2 straight males).

Services included to be discussed upon enquiry. Travel fee may apply.

1 hr $900

1.5 hrs $1300

2 hrs $1500

ESCORT DOUBLES

Escort Doubles available with Milla Croft, from $1000/hr. Includes rates for both of us as well, as travel time/ an incall arrangements.

Available Mon - Friday after 8.30PM, anytime Sat & Sun.

Min 12 hrs notice. $200 deposit mandatory.

Contact me for services & rates.

EXTENDED BOOKINGS & FMTY

Overnight / A half night / Travel companion

Please contact me to enquire.

DIGITAL SERVICES:

Sexting with photos/nudes:

- $50/15 mins

- $100/30 minutes

- $80/20 mins with live short vids

Video call $150/15 mins (subject to my availability)

CONTENT FOR SALE

- Custom photos/ videos from $50 (depending on content and length)

- Bunch of nude photos $50

- videos (solo play/ G/G, B/G) from $50

WORN UNDERWEAR

From $50

If there is something else you'd be interested in, please feel free to ask when sending your enquiry.

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HOW TO MAKE ENQUIRY

TEXTS ONLY (I don’t answer phone calls)

Please send your enquiry to 0451760901

Your Name

Type of service you're after

Date and duration

Incall - please specify if you'd like to book in Perth/ Mandurah/ Regional WA

Outcalls - location (if hotel/motel include the name please)

Any special request

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DEPOSIT & PAYMENT POLICY

Deposits via Beem It or Prezzee gift card are essential for all pre-booked sessions.

$100 - 1 hr to 1.5 hr session

$200 - 2 hr sessions and longer, Doubles sessions

Deposits are non-refundable but can be transferred onto your next booking and used within 30 days if notice is given more than 24 hrs. Or

can be used towards digital services.

For cancellations less than 24 hrs from the booking time,

deposit will forfeit. If I cancel the booking at short notice, you'll be

refunded your deposit via Beem It immediately.

Payment for the remaining balance of the booking is accepted in cash or via Beem It at the start of the session. Thanks.

I don’t accept payments via PayID nor bank transfers!

Hi it’s Tina here

please text me: 0431677408

I am a Japanese-Taiwanese girl. I am petite with a D-cup bust. I work as a masseuse in Japan.I'm a very good massage therapist and I also enjoy sex. I look forward to your visit

Full service

$120 15mins

$150 30mins

$200 45mins

$250 60mins

Massage and HJ $120 30mins

Hi there pleasure seeker, You’re in luck! I’m many things – a curvy BBW,

cheeky playmate, sensual lover, a country girl at heart, girly tomboy and

most importantly, a lady who likes to please. 

I’m the real deal, an authentic girl-next-door but with a difference – I’ve go

some naughty little secrets that I’d like to share with you. Or maybe you

could share your naughty secrets with me? 

Hey. Yeah you – the one scrollin' with one hand down your pants n the other bout to drop your phone.

Listen up cuz I ain't repeatin' my shit twice. You got ears? Use 'em.

I'm Demi. 42 years old – not some dried up hag but not a damn teenager neither. My tits still got some bounce when I walk, my belly's got a few stretchmarks from livin' life n eatin' pizza, n my pussy? Wetter than a broken fire hydrant in July.

You think 42 means “settle down”??? Fuck that noise. I'm hornier now than I was at 25. I want your bare cock throbbin' inside me til I feel your hot load splatter my guts like a busted water balloon. No rubbers. No excuses.

lemme tell you 'bout last week – uber guy shows up at 9pm, this chubby dude named Hector with grease all over his shirt n a dumb look on his face. I answer the door in nothin' but my birthday suit, holdin' a twenty dollar bill. He drops the fuckin' pizzas. I drop to my knees right there on the doorstep. Unzip his shorts, pull out his half-hard dick, get it rock solid in my mouth while he's still holdin' the pepperoni box. Then I flip over on the hallway carpet, ass up face down, let him ram me raw from behind while the pizzas get cold n his phone keeps buzzin' with other orders. He came so deep I felt it in my tonsils – like a warm salty explosion. Then he licked my pussy clean (yeah, really, his fat tongue all over me) n spanked my ass with his empty pizza box til it turned red. I was leakin' his "extra sausage" for two whole days. That's the kinda nasty I am. So don't come at me with no weak shit.

What I offer (read it slow, you illiterate bastard):

👉 Bareback / No C0nd0m – yeah, RAW as fuck. Condoms are for pussies n scared little boys. My womb's a fuckin' ghost town – ain't no babies comin' outta this 42-year-old oven. So pump your nasty load deep inside my sloppy cunt n watch it ooze down my thighs like warm honey. I want that creampiie (yeah I spelled it wrong, suck my dick) drippin' outta me all day while I go grocery shoppin'.

👉 NAT RAW – means nothin' between us, dumbass. Skin to skin. Your cock twitchin' against my wet walls. You wanna feel my pussy squeezin' you like a fist? Then lose the rubber n give me that hot, thick, sticky load.

I don't give a flyin' fuck if you're 20 or 60. Fat, skinny, crooked dick, beer belly, bald head – don't matter. You just gotta show up hard, ready, n willin' to dump every last drop inside me like the filthy whore I am.

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – none of that "pending" or "delayed" bullshit. If your transfer ain't green in my account the second you hit send, you can walk your blue balls right back out the door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anythin' else can fuck off.)

📱 TEXT ME, ASSHOLE. Don't you fuckin' call. I'm probably busy ridin' some other bastard's cock or havin' my face shoved into a mattress while I scream his name. I'll text you back when I'm done – if you're lucky, n if I ain't too busy drippin'.

One last thing, cuz I know you're already grabbin' your dick with one hand n your phone with the other:

I spent my 20s n early 30s raisin' other people's expectations n chasin' limp-dick losers who couldn't find my clit with a GPS n a flashlight. Now I'm 42, horny as a teenage boy on Viagra, n I wanna ride your face, then your cock, then your face again. No breaks. No “oh Demi slow down.” Shut the fuck up n breed me like the nasty slut I am.

Still readin'? Good. Then stop jerkin' it to my words n send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt's already soakin' through my panties.

Your move, dickhead. 😘💦🖕

P.S. Don't ask for pics. I look exactly like a 42-year-old mom who's been fucked sideways, left messy, n didn't bother to clean up. You'll love it or you'll leave. Either way, I don't give a shit. Now text me before I get bored n find someone else. 🍑🔥💧