Greta

Your whore next door x

Hands on exploration for men, women and couples...

I’m your perfect playmate - no airbrushed perfection, but a cute-as-fuck human down for serious fun.

Meet me: My place is a funky fuckden in Carlton - close to PT and plenty of on-street parking.

Outcalls available to hotels and private premises in Melbourne CBD and inner suburbs. Travel fee may apply.

I keep myself busy and tend to book out a couple of days in advance, but you’re welcome to try your luck for last minute appointments.

Exceptional GFE: 30 minutes $300 | 1 hour $450 | 2 hours $800.

Bordello style: The Blow (hall of fame tease + bj, 15 mins) $200 | The Massage (1 hour incl. happy ending) $300.

Dinner date: 2 hours social and 2 hours in the bedroom $1000

The Ferris Bueller: 6 hours approx mix of social and intimacy $1500

Extended encounters, overnight adventures and fmty: POA.

Communication and etiquette: Text contact preferred. Blocked numbers will not be answered. Please have the following information ready:

- Your name

- Your preferred deposit method

- Preferred appointment time and duration

- Your place or mine?

- Any queries or further relevant information.

You’re a grown adult looking for no-strings fun, I’m a lovely human being who genuinely enjoys my work. I maintain a strict ‘no dickheads’ policy in all my interactions. Be cool, it will be worth your while ;-)