Lana Wilde

Book ahead 5hrs min for $90 off ph. Playful. Petitie. All Natural. Unforgettable.

Book ahead 5hrs min for $90 off ph. (BOOKINGS TO TAKE PLACE SUNDAY TO THIRSDAU THIS COMING WEEK)

Hi, i'm Lana. When you book me, I exist for one thing: your pleasure. That's not a line — it's my purpose.

Think of me as your favourite plaything. Your escape. The one you reach for when you need to forget everything and just feel. I'm warm in conversation, good girl in the streets, naughty in the sheets, and completely adaptable to whatever you're craving.

I thrive on words of affirmation — tell me I'm your good girl or your filthy little plaything and I'll melt. A light spank on my ass or one firm grip on me and I'll beg for more. I follow your lead, read your energy, and give you exactly what you need.

When you're with me, you're the centre of my world. I listen, I connect, I make you feel seen. Taking all of you is where I come alive. Your escape... because the world melts away when you walk through my door. It's just us and unfiltered connection. ZERO PRETENCES.

I'm a playful, cheeky gal in the Melbourne CBD with an insatiable appetite for all things deliciously naughty. I crave real connection, love a good chat, and lean into my submissive side in a way that makes every encounter feel like an escape to a space made just for me and you — an escape to a place where all else melts away and you and your pleasure receive raw desire and focused attention.

I was made for this. Made to be claimed, worshipped, and devoured like every inch of me exists purely for your pleasure.

And here's the thing... when I surrender to you, you'll feel it too.

That electric vibe that crackles between us, where raw desire isn't one-way, but flows back and forth until neither of us knows where we end and the other begins.

Think naughty whispers. Being completely taken. Exploring fantasies without judgment, within our limits, but without holding back.

I'm told I have a gift for making you feel utterly at ease, not just in the sheets, but in conversation too. I'm a sucker for a man who knows what he wants, whether that's taking control, bending me over, gripping my hips, or just spoiling me rotten.

I'm fully shaved, petite, natural, round ass, and insatiable.

I adapt to you. If you want slow, sensual GFE with whispers and kisses — I'm yours. If you want to bend me over and take exactly what you came for — I'm yours. If you want to push boundaries and explore the filthy corners of your imagination — I'm definitely yours.

Follow my lead or I'll follow yours. Either way, we're both getting exactly what we came for.

HERE FOR

· A genuine, sensual, uninhibited connection

· Dressing up and exploring with toys

· The thrill of a fleeting, hot fling

· Submissive fun sessions

· Fantasy/Roleplay/Kinky fetishes

· Swingers parties

· Social, Netflix, lunch and dinner dates

· Extended or overnight bookings

ABOUT ME — QUICK FACTS

· Petite, all-natural, with a round derriere

· Oral fixation that has men raving it's one of the best

· Fully shaved/waxed

· Sweet with a dash of cheekiness

· Open-minded, thoughtful, easy-going

· Love a man who keeps me on my toes

·Adventurous and love to push boundaries

· Toy play — I have them, you choose

A GOOD NIGHT FOR ME IS

Great company. A little laughter, a little chatter. Music playing. A glass of wine shared. Or a wild party-for-two vibe where we surrender to pure pleasure and make each other feel so good.

I'll create the perfect atmosphere — think ambient lighting combined with relaxed intimacy, or we can turn up the spice dial. Think my way to play: Option 2. Or turn the naughty all the way with cheeky movies playing in the background at our private wild party for two.

I'm completely adaptable depending on whatever you're craving

MY VIBE — ONE GLANCE

· Petite · Slim · Blonde · Medium to Long hair · Caucasian

· Natural C bust · Fully shaved/waxed

· Squirter · Toy play · Spanking · Rough sex ok

· Submissive Leaning but can switch it up depending on your interests so just ask · BDSM-friendly (no restraints unless at a safe event or place like the Oakleigh purpose built venue) · Couples welcome if the right dynamic

· Disabled-friendly · Swingers party companion

· No quickies — I'm here for quality time

· Lingerie · High heels · Love conversations

· Shower facilities available

· Wicked & wild · Party ok

LANA'S SPECIAL OFFERS

OFF-PEAK RATES — Daily bookings between 10AM–6PM | 1hr+ bookings

· Option 1 (GFE) & Option 3 (XXX): $40 off per hour

· Option 2 (PSE): $75 off per hour

*Off-peak discounts can't be combined with other discounts (e.g. booking ahead discounts).

BOOK AHEAD & SAVE — 7 days a week, any time of day or night

Book 72 hours in advance:

· Option 1 (GFE) & Option 3 (XXX): $60 off per hour

· Option 2 (PSE): $95 off per hour

*One discount available per booking. Discounts don't apply to experiences or 30 min sessions.

Why book ahead? Lock in your preferred time, save serious cash, and I'll be thinking about you until we meet.

RATES ️‍

SWEET ESCAPE (GFE) - Option 1

Deep french kissing, handjob, covered blow job/ BBBJ available providing hygiene and health check passes at start of play, mutual oral, Multiple positions, light spanking, affectionate cuddles, body kisses, massage, social companion 

Incall

30 Mins $340 (discount offers don't apply)

1 hr $460

2 hrs $890

3 Hrs $1290

Overnight or Long Day Stay (4 to 6 hrs includes up to an hour social rest time between play / a meal and drinks can be added on or make it a party play booking) $2250

MISCHIEVOUS PLAYDATE (PSE) - Option 2

Extra playful, Extra Cheeky, Extra Naughty

Includes Gfe services + Rough sex, spanking, toys, dirty talk,69, cum on body, deepthoat, BLS, rimming on me, body worship, restraints on you, watch naughty adult films together 

30 Mins $440 (discount offers don't apply)

1 Hour $550

2 Hours $990

3 Hours $1490

Overnight or Long Day Stay (4 to 6 hrs includes up to an hour social rest time between play / a meal and drinks can be added on or make it a party play booking) $2690

THE VERY NAUGHTY THIRD (XXX) - Option 3

Includes GFE & PSE, face fucking, Greek, toy show, light hair pulling, squirting, option to have a few photos and video taken but must be pre-arranged 

Incall

30 Mins $590 (discount offers don't apply)

1 hour $990 

2 Hours $1790

3 Hours $2790

Overnight or Long Day Stay (4 to 6 hrs includes up to an hour social rest time between play / a meal and drinks can be added on or make it a party play booking) $4890

AVAILABILITY

· Today: All day

· Tomorrow: All day

BOOKING DETAILS

SMS only: 0481 332 441

I accept SMS messages only — it's the quickest way to get a response and lock in your time.

When you SMS, include:

· Your name

· Preferred date and time

· Which option (1, 2, or 3)

· Duration

· Any special requests or fantasies you want to explore

Be bold. Be direct. Tell me what you're craving — and let's make it happen.

Booking duration requests — 2hrs+ given preference but always happy to do shorter ones when my schedule allows.

I typically won't see Indian men as per my real life dating preferences but I have made exceptions for a few because we vibed. If you think I should consider time together for a playdate... msg me to tell me why you think we'll have a great time and then book if I give the go ahead via SMS.

CLOSING WORDS

I'm not for everyone. I'm for the man who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to book it.

One SMS is all it takes.

Be the one who doesn't hesitate. Be the one who makes a memory worth craving more of.

I'll be waiting, Baby.

Lana xX