Madmelxx

Sexy Busty Horny

What's the difference between a egg and a beetroot?

You can beat an egg but you can't beat a Root!!

**Extra time if U send me a good joke!!

**Wet Wednesday special!-;$50 off the 30min bookings before 5pm

So!!!

You want to fuck right? you want some no bullshit, easygoing, hilarious, sexy chick to get it on with minus the drama??

Well! Look no further!

No need for "treat em mean keep em keen" cos HUMOUR will always make me wet

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**IMPORTANT DETAILS -

~text for my rates

🔥🔥~ask about the LUXURY pamper experience,

* Includes-

** a hot SPA with all the minerals to soak away those aching muscles, and of course there's some great tits you can use as floaties!!

**A cold beer handed to you by a topless ME!

**Neck rub & massage

**Finishing off with a root of course!!

TREAT yourself, you earned it!

🔥🔥~for an extra fee, my friend will film the playdate topless! She is a not for sale to play but shes cute and fun so worth the extra!

🔥🔥~OVERNIGHT includes-

*COOKED dinner! oh yes!

*DRINKS WITH ME

*GAME of your choice.. strip poker, nerf fight, strip uno

*SOME hanky Panky

*COOKED breakfast

*SNEAKY exit with no awkwardness

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**I can cook ~ in sexy lingerie

**clean (topless).

**Fuck naked),

**have a NERF GUN fight ~in only war paint

or

"play hide n seek (with body parts)!

If you are fun and easy going. hit me up.

TIPS-

*-HUMOUR ALWAYS GETS MY ATTENTION FASTI

*-DONT BE A SPASTICUNT. simple

*-try to be as Normal as possible when enquiring, the less like "services" you treat me, the less like "service" u get... I like to genuinely want you and vice versa

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