Dick Engineer

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From Adelaide Dave

Dick engineer!!! 

Omg! Now that’s a pseudonym. 

A nom de plume of the most extreme kind!

I cant even address you by a name. 

You have, without doubt and bar none; the most interesting profile I have ever seen. it’s tantalising! 

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From Adelaide taurus

I saw add on E&B, love ur pics like curvy lady, big girls r sexy , i have a big love for strong physically too love that like crazy (saw note on profile rugby tackle mmmmm, Can lift heavy things with strong arms is so sexy.

One time this lady pick me up from under bottom I was facing her front on and she lifted me up and down making my cock slide between her boobs, she was strong arms curling me up n down like hand weight 😝

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From Fynn69696699

She looks pretty ordinary and fat ass in her photos,

are you joking No thanks 

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From PP Plankman

I sent her a message on locanto asking what was included and got this rather bizarre response:

those truly eager to spend won't ask many questions”"

I asked again and got this: 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 "Excited", suggests that people who are very determined to buy something will often not be as hesitant to inquire about details or negotiate prices.

Can anyone interpret this for me? And does anyone have any experience with this odd woman?????🧐

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FROM PP foryoureyesonly

If confidence could be converted into cash , your market value should exceed that of Nvidia . Anyone who would book her is psycho.

Those photos are terrible ! 🤢

🤮🤮 I just lost my appetite 🤣😂excuse me 

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From Cazzo Lavoro

Very valuable. When a divorce happens a man could lose 500k for two years of marriage. That is 750 AUD a day for 2 sex sessions a week each costing 3000 AUD. So 500 is very cheap .

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From sissy slaves

Fetish involves being snuffed by a woman.  I’m seduced, tied up, then told I’m going to be snuffed, I’m forced to worship you, I’m humiliated and then you make me give you oral as you slowly but violently suffocate me under your ass and pussy, Thank you, mistress

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From Kalgoorlie_Pussy_excavator

Countless reviewers across the country all agree she is a national treasure and super VFM. 

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Ass_lumberger From Adelaide

Bench mark her service to compare with others and you’ll understand why she’s well regarded across the country.

I don’t think there’s a better valued $250 punt anywhere else

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From ketchup

can't get anyone better than her in that price . She is true Gem 💎

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From Ne-Yo

She gave me free extra time during my lunch break and I almost got fired for being late! Seriously, stay away so I can keep her all to myself. What a legend. 🔥I’m about to leave a 1-star review because she’s too damn good .

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From Adelaide PP Pornlover

I think the chances of being able to show up were slim. I think it would be deposit paid followed by silence and no address ever given. I looked for reviews of her and found some for interstate, but most of the info was comments and the actual reviews seemed fishy enough to not be convincing. She also seems like a really smart scammer….plays the zany working lady part, sends heaps of photos to get the juices flowing, seems busy and not bending over backwards to secure a booking and only asks for a small deposit…..would hook a few fish I would guess. 

Even if it is only $20 if this person just sits at their phone all day playing the game they could still scam a few hundred. They don’t even have to be In Adelaide to do it. 

From Rugbymermaid reply: Pretends to send a deposit and asks me to confirm, obviously no money was sent.

Accuses me of being a scammer

I checked his number- he doesn't even have a payID account set up.

 I told him to send me a screenshot of the bank transaction (which he obviously doesn't have), and he lies and says "he forgot to screenshot"...

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From PP Machu Picchu

Wow.... I never considered her to be the type!! She's very public facing, and knows how to market herself, but there's a conspicuous lack of reviews of her on here. I would have imagined business is good for her, she knows her niche and plays it well..

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From unknown

Be careful this Fat Ass Black Widow ,I don't know how they met, perhaps through a volunteer at the nursing home. Ever since she sat on my father's face, his health has improved. His memory has returned, and he no longer needs a respirator. I had planned to receive my inheritance early in the next three to five years, but the doctor said he could live for over 20 years, meaning he could reach 105. This has completely ruined my life. It’s not fair!!!!

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From Perth I have no idea what to say

Would really like to know who is paying those kind of rates.... 

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From Perth 69 you and me 69

Too fat and not enough tits for me and too pricey and requires a deposit . People will pay it. Good luck to her but I will not be paying.

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From Melbourne Mike

Personally I am very into the way she looks, and that body is to die for if her twitter photos. Overall though I think I probably would see her again. Despite my whinging she really was good enough for me a unique look and good personality do go a long way.

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From Calvin

Dear mistress, after waiting all year,

thank you for accepting my appointment.

I would love for you to put me in chastity and make me your play toy. You have the key and it's you choice to unlock me. 

You make me you're personal maid.. you make me clean and cook for you. You make me pleasure you anytime you want. The whole time I stay locked up. You walk around in sexy clothes and tease me and keep me hard in my cage

Then after a couple of weeks of me be in chastity and making me your maid.. you come home with a maids outfit and ask me if you want out of your cage anytime soon you will start wearing this as your work uniform. As you cook and clean and do everything I want. When I think your done the I will let you out. But also from now on you are to wake me up with your tongue licking me pussy in the morning and at lunch and for dinner. Then if your extra good for the next two weeks

Then and only then will I let you out of your cage. Do you understand so far. I say yes Goddess. As I said this you look down and see pre cum leaking from my cage. You smile as more ideas come to you. I can see you're in love with all this so far. Because if you weren't your dick wouldn't be leaking like it is.

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From Perth Taking sex Forum MKK Mick777

Don’t bother horrible I couldn’t think of a worst to see

just a shit root and crap not to mention overweight and not good looking. fat and ugly one. expensive extras and shit ,plus it’s miles away so you can try if you want but like I said I wouldn’t bother.Deposits through beem I would never pay a deposit.

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From Talking sex Forum anynameuwish

haha her ads always crack me up.

would i see her ? never.

but she seems hilarious.

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From Perth Jake

 I’ve booked her , Can also vouch on this girl have seen her a few times ..mermaid rugbyNothing wrong with 

very cheap and isn’t about making money so your charges accordingly..

Has a great sense of humour and is actually very nice .. great set and also stunning bbw she’s not small either I’d say she’s also close to Amazon kink if that what your into, nice and clean house.

Don’t take her for granted thou else she will block you

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From me 6 you 9

Checked on EB saw this girl verified ,She is not 69yo at all, Quite tall and chubby not my type, ass and pussy too big for me（Dripping wet And it's heavy）, I don't believe this is real ,definitely fake bait and switch. avoid

Look: 3/10

Body: -10/10

Attitude: -180/10

Services: 0.1/10

Overall: -200/10

YMMV

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FROM Slave PIG

I would have liked to see her, but I actually can't until next week. Also the fact that her pricing is much costlier here in Perth , almost put me off but her reviews were so mad, I was still curious to get a face slapped.

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FROM Sasha888

Mostly fat 😂😂😂 I am vegan 🥬

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From Talking sex Chocy

Chubby.. she is bordering on massive.

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From Fanb

her bizarre costume and outrageous posture

I don't understand why these people are willing to pay for torture .

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From Talking sex Johnmatilda

16 Jan, 2025

she’s not everyone’s cup of tea,I will suggested her to find a new job as soon as possible.

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From OB

 21/6/2024 4:40pm

I have seen her many times . She is a warm caring person who makes you feel comfortable as soon as you walk through the door . She's always dressed in sexy lady police outfits when she meets you at the door .and the handcuffs material are soft, Would highly recommend Jessica if your after a sexy bbw service

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From Jack

good time and left feeling very satisfied. Nothing fake about her or her service she's very genuine

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From Harry

Thank you make me your door mat and can use my tongue and face for your footwear cleaning. be happy to do trampling on my chest and stomach -facesitting/ queening full weight sitting on my face this is more booty and happy for u to stay sat longer so I get that lil struggle for air - restraints on me ,- edge me 💙💙

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From PP Six Pack Abs

I saw her in June at a hotel where she was staying at and after a struggle to find her room eventually found it and not a lot else needs to be said but the vast majority of next hour was spent with rugby-mermaids signature big bum planted on my face, leaving me short of breath. Thank you girly, you were a funny girl that is strangely enough super sexy too and I would give you 5 stars I hope I get to see you again xx

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From Locanto million questions

Made the mistake of making a booking. Ended up walking. The AD says 69 year old. 24yo would be more accurate. Horrible young !!!! A must to avoid.

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From PP HarveyNormandoor

I was trolling E&B the other day and an add came up with the name A5 Waygu and another happy cow. (not sure why she needs multiple adds?) (Isn't it expensive to advertise on E&B?) (Seriously, I don't know if anyone would actually book her? ) (Does her income cover her food expenses? She looks well-nourished. )

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From PP Lockdown69

Her ad is hilarious. Damn, I wish I had caught her Melbourne tour.

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From PP AK47

I'm into some weird shit sometimes - but this one doesn't do it for me hahaha Bizarre.

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From PP Manonami

She was strange no doubt about it but it was fun it was different it was an experience abit like fringe festival it's different I wouldn't go all the time 

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FROM PP Adelaide.ChopsDick

June 6 , 2024

Sorry to laugh, not laughing at you ,Her antics are truly cracking me up. 

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From Shukla

she is definitely a looker, absolutely true to her photos, very pleasant and sweet, and highly recommended. 

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HunFROM

She has the strangest ad I've seen in a while....happy you enjoyed it

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 From A.Wainright

I vaguely remember meeting her myself late year; didn’t fancy her all that much. She had this quirky way of conversing that I didn’t vibe with, sounds like an alien or a dolphin, but ymmv.

An otherwise nice lady and decent service.

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From PP Lockdown69

She looks well-nourished