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Happy Cow

#HappyCow

Perth, WA

Quick Facts

  • Gender Female
  • Sexuality Heterosexual
  • Age 69
  • Height 5' 11" / 180cm
  • Hair Long Black
  • Eyes Black
  • Body Cuddly
  • Bust E cup
  • Dress Size 12
  • Ethnicity Japanese
  • Language English, Japanese, Korean
  • Category Escort for Men

About Me

๐Ÿ›ธ anime cosplay ๐Ÿ‘ฝMooโญ๏ธ innocent ๐Ÿฅบ๐ŸฎHappy Cow ๐Ÿ„Chubby Cheeky Fun ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป A5 Wagyu ๐Ÿฅฉ smooth milk skin๐Ÿ˜‹ Martian Japanese Korea Mix


๐Ÿ„ Down to earth COW ๐ŸŒ 

 ~ moo ~ moo spirit cannot be defined 


Iโ€™m warm, easy going and respectful,

and I truly enjoy creating a calm, intimate and stress free experience.

No rush your comfort and satisfaction are always my priority.



 BOOKINGS - 

if Messages such as

"Hi" and โ€œhey โ€œ & โ€ ? โ€ will be IGNORED.

 

  Location: Canning vale , WA

***To make a booking, please send the following:

-Name / Age / Background

-DATE & TIME

-LENGTH OF BOOKING

-$50 deposit required to secure a booking

 

Beem @ Rugbymermaid or 

provide my Bank BSB Acc ,Thank you

 

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*** it is best to book early, tell me at least 2 - 6 or 24 - 48 hors before then I can prepare. 

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Instagram: https://instagram.com/Rugbymermaid

Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/rugbymermaid

X : https://x.com/Rugby_mermaid

 

My offerings include body sliding, tits rubbing, sex in various positions, and a terrific Mutual French - DATY rub n tug. 

Together, let's go HOT!

 

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 Standard - FULL SERVICE *In call*  


-$300 for Half hour

-$500 for Hour

-$1000 for 2 Hours

 

 

Extra service + $ 50 

Golden shower 

๏ปฟ(Tell me an hour in advance so that i can be prepared)

 

Extra $50 sexy lingerie stockings or costume


service Includes 

sex

Blow job 

Mutual oral 

Cum on body 

Multiple positions 

Kissing light/ deep 

Cuddling 

Spanish/ titty fucking 

Dirty talk


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Massage NUDE DIRTY BODY RUB *Hand Relief* 

( including face sitting & DATY)


$ 250 for 30 minutes

$ 300 for 60 minutes 

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-$50 deposit required to secure a booking 

 

Eftpos machine, Beem it@Rugbymermaid

 

Please text me if Iโ€™m busy and canโ€™t answer my phone I usually do, but in case Iโ€™m busy, text me as I wonโ€™t be able to text back anyone as my missed calls All come up as unknown.

 

 House Rules 

 

No Private calls, No Natural Sex No Anal No Drugs



Things I Prefer In Private

  • Affectionate cuddling
  • Body Slide
  • Costumes
  • DATY
  • Erotic sensual massage
  • Foot fetish
  • Full oil massage
  • Happy ending
  • Light bondage
  • Light spanking
  • Maid
  • Massage
  • Multiple positions
  • Mutual French (oral)
  • Nurse
  • Overnight stays
  • Police woman
  • School girl
  • Sexy lingerie
  • Spanking - On me
  • Spanking - On you
  • Cuddling and Touching
  • Dirty Talk
  • Full Body Massage
  • Mutual Masturbation
  • Overnight
  • Teasing
  • Escort
  • Erotic Relaxation
  • Full Service
  • Cross Dressing
  • Wrestling
  • Boot Worship
  • Latex / Leather Worshship
  • Intimidation on You
  • Submissive
  • Relief

My Reviews

review on PP



From Cazzo Lavoro

Very valuable. When a divorce happens a man could lose 500k for two years of marriage. That is 750 AUD a day for 2 sex sessions a week each costing 3000 AUD. So 500 is very cheap .


You're equating marriage with sexual intercourse over time. Very different concepts.๐Ÿ˜‰


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From Paul1966

Thank you, my holy moo moo ๐Ÿฎ 

My business was having cash flow problems, and I was about to mortgage my property to the bank. I thought I'd try the magic of the cow's vagina to change my luck, and in just one afternoon, all my old customers started contacting me to renew their contracts. It's amazing!  P.S Please visit Melbourne often. ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿป worship ๐Ÿ‘

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From Footscray Minh Minh

thฦฐแปng gแบทp lแบกi thรญch cรณ da cรณ thแป‹t nhiแปu hฦกn, vร  ฤ‘แบทt biแป‡t lร  ฤ‘รนi mรบp :)))

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From PP RightLand

I had a chuckle at the photo with the skeleton. This lady had preserved a poor punter's bones after she's sat on and asphyxiated him! R.I.P


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From PP Fynn6969

She looks pretty ordinary and fat ass in her photos,

are you joking No thanks 


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From Springvale Twenty PhแปŸ WonderPhแปŸ ๐Ÿœ

๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป Thแป‹t ngon ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซฐ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ


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From Kalgoorlie_Pussy_excavator


Countless reviewers across the country all agree she is a national treasure and super VFM. 

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From iceman69

Pretty sure she has rebranded although can't recall her prior name she went by Dick engineer ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ”ง


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Ass_lumberger From Adelaide

Bench mark her service to compare with others and youโ€™ll understand why sheโ€™s well regarded across the country.

I donโ€™t think thereโ€™s a better valued $250 punt anywhere else

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From ketchup

can't get anyone better than her in that price . She is true Gem ๐Ÿ’Ž

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From Ne-Yo

She gave me free extra time during my lunch break and I almost got fired for being late! Seriously, stay away so I can keep her all to myself. What a legend. ๐Ÿ”ฅIโ€™m about to leave a 1-star review because sheโ€™s too damn good .


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From Perth Talking sex Forum : I have no idea what to say

Would really like to know who is paying those kind of rates.... 

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From PP HarveyNormandoor

I was trolling E&B the other day and an add came up with the name A5 Waygu and another happy cow. (not sure why she needs multiple adds?) (Isn't it expensive to advertise on E&B?) (Seriously, I don't know if anyone would actually book her? ) (Does her income cover her food expenses? She looks well-nourished. )


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From Perth Talking sex Forum : I have no idea what to say

Would really like to know who is paying those kind of rates.... 


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From Talking sex anynameuwish


haha her ads always crack me up.

would i see her ? never.

but she seems hilarious.


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From PP 69 you and me 96

Too fat and not enough tits for me and too pricey and requires a deposit . People will pay it. Good luck to her but I will not be paying.

 

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From Melbourne Mike

Personally I am very into the way she looks, and that body is to die for if her twitter photos. Overall though I think I probably would see her again. Despite my whinging she really was good enough for me a unique look and good personality do go a long way.

 

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From PP Plankman

I sent her a message on locanto asking what was included and got this rather bizarre response:

those truly eager to spend won't ask many questionsโ€"

I asked again and got this: ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช "Excited", suggests that people who are very determined to buy something will often not be as hesitant to inquire about details or negotiate prices.

 

Can anyone interpret this for me? And does anyone have any experience with this odd woman?????๐Ÿง

 

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FROM QLD PP foryoureyesonly

If confidence could be converted into cash , your market value should exceed that of Nvidia . Anyone who would book her is psycho.

Those photos are terrible ! ๐Ÿคข

๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ I just lost my appetite ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚excuse me 

( somewhat offtopic comment Deleted by administrator )


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FROM Taking Sex Sasha888


Mostly fat ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I am vegan ๐Ÿฅฌ

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From Talking sex Chocy

Chubby.. she is bordering on massive.

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From Fanb

her bizarre costume and outrageous posture

I don't understand why these people are willing to pay for torture .

 

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From Talking sex Johnmatilda

sheโ€™s not everyoneโ€™s cup of tea,I suggested that she find a new job as soon as possible.

 

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From Jack

good time and left feeling very satisfied. Nothing fake about her or her service she's very genuine

 

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From Harry

Thank you make me your door mat and can use my tongue and face for your footwear cleaning. be happy to do trampling on my chest and stomach -facesitting/ queening full weight sitting on my face this is more booty and happy for u to stay sat longer so I get that lil struggle for air - restraints on me ,- edge me ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

 

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From PP Six Pack Abs

I saw her in June at a hotel where she was staying at and after a struggle to find her room eventually found it and not a lot else needs to be said but the vast majority of next hour was spent with rugby-mermaids signature big bum planted on my face, leaving me short of breath. Thank you girly, you were a funny girl that is strangely enough super sexy too and I would give you 5 stars I hope I get to see you again xx

 

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From PP Lockdown69

Her ad is hilarious. Damn, I wish I had caught her Melbourne tour.

 


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