There is a list of essentials that every smart girl needs in order to make it. There’s the emergency cash that’s stashed away inside your bra, condoms, and a quality makeup kit that’s guaranteed to get yourself looking like a 10 every time you roll up. I wouldn’t want any of my girls experiencing the same ratched-ass makeup slips I’ve had in the past, so think of this as an early Christmas present from your favorite sex genie; the best sex proof makeup tips that actually work:
Face - What you slather on your face before you start piling on the rest is crucial. You have to make sure that your base is clean and smooth so that everything that’s applied stays put without slipping or cracking and looking like a mess. After washing your face and applying toner, take your time moisturizing your face and lips. You can opt to use a primer at this point but a well moisturized face will do. Start color correcting the areas that need a little more attention. The guy you’ll be with that night isn’t going to care much about one or two zits though, as he’ll have all his attention on your tits.
Foundation - Contrary to popular belief, foundation shouldn’t be one to two shades lighter than your skin tone. It has to match it perfectly. It’s concealer that has to be one or two shades lighter to cover those dark spots and blemishes. With Foundation, it’s important to know what skin type you have so that you know which formula you can go with, whether Silicon based, water based, oil based. Pick your poison honey. Applying the appropriate formula to your face is key for longevity. His erection won’t be the only thing staying put tonight.
Loose Powder - Do not be afraid to set everything in loose powder. Go and bake the shit out of your face, leave it on for a few good minutes, and then dust off when you’re done. This will do wonders with keeping everything in place and keeping shine off your face. You can use setting sprays too for that much needed staying powder.
Lipstick - Nothing says “awesome blowjob” better than some hot lipstick. Want to keep it on your lips before, during, and after a blowjob or rough sex? First, lather those lips with lipbalm and then blot with tissue paper. Afterwards, apply concealer. Blot, then apply lip liner around AND all over your lips. Apply your lipstick color after. Finally, with your pinky finger, dip it into your trusty loose powder and dab it lightly on your lips. Just TRY getting our Mac Velvet Teddy off now, sis.
With all the twisting and sucking and fucking, there’s bound to be a whole lot of sweating. Oh, hey! Watch out Dr. Seuss. Anyway, it’s impossible to stay looking fresh when you’re giving or receiving head, which is just something I couldn’t be at peace with. I want to start looking like a 10 and finish a strong 9. I’m sick of starting a 10 and crawling out of the back of my Uber looking like a strong negative 3. Lucky for you hoes I did the math and joined the circus so you wouldn’t have to. Now, go forth and apply the tips and tricks mama taught ya!
X,
Leila