Are you being snubbed by the ladies for being a social jerk? Well, before you start assuming that every girl hates you, why don't you take a look at your manner of approach? Women are "neutral creatures"; their aesthetic psyche is like vacuums waiting to be filled up; hence, only the guy with the best vibe wins.
When we say "best", we mean the best of everything: the best swag, the coolest charisma, and of course, the coolest pickup lines. So, if you wish to get through the hurdles of getting that finest girl you have been dreaming about and coming out shoulder high, you need to work on your pick up lines.
Below, we have listed some effective pickup lines to help you step up your game. But before we start, please note that pickup lines are not only meant to woo the girls, you can as well use it once a while to spice up things between you and your partner. Join us; let's get started already.
5 Effective Pickup Lines You Can Use
1. There is nothing wrong with my cell phone. It just doesn't have your number in it.
You need to apply this one when you are feeling awkward about getting her number. But first, master the art, know when to say it. Only initiate this when you have had a mutual conversation, but the situation doesn't require you to ask for her number. When the conversation is about to end, put up a "faulty phone" prank, and there you go, drop this awesome line, and change the whole narrative. But note, she may first laugh sheepishly, but stand your ground by putting up a grin, this line has a way of taking a few seconds to take effect.
2. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
This is the bold one guys, only apply this when you have a mutual understanding. As in, when she is your colleague at work, the new gal in the neighbourhood, or your colleague at school, make sure you guys know each other from somewhere. One other thing about this line is that it is like a bullet; once it is fired, it is never coming back. So, make sure you are really into this chick before going in.
3. If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Prime
Don't use this on your new crush, we repeat, never use this on your new crush! It will be boring. This is meant to be used on an already established relationship. Use it as a complementary statement, like when she cooked a delicious meal, did a work you ought to have done, etc. But most importantly, make sure she is familiar with the Transformer movie.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Now, this what we prefer calling a WMD (Weapon of Mass Destruction). The reason for this is because it has the attributes of a WMD, you can shatter any girl's line of defence with this. And another thing with this is that it works in every situation, as in, whether she is a stranger or a familiar figure, the magic is just irresistible. Again, we must warn, do not use it if you don't have other "chit-chat" stories to compliment it immediately because you must have gotten her attention.
5. Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend Material
Do you have this female friend and you had wished to level things up a bit? Well, this is for you. But note, this is a slow venom, it doesn't take effect immediately, it is just a cool way of saying "hey friend, I am into you". Just drop it in the middle of a conversation and forget you ever said it, we bet you will be in her thoughts all through the night.
Finally, pick up lines are cool ways to express your feelings without feeling embarrassed. Though both genders can use it, we think the males should be left to do the chasing. So, go out there and be the Alpha male you are designed to be. Good luck!