Bondi Escorts & Adult Services

📍 Brighton-le-sands incall

💰 Deposits required for all bookings. Payable via beem or eftpos online (no exceptions!)

💵 Cash or EFTPOS accepted

✨ 24 hours notice preferred

ABOUT ME

I’m Isobel – smart yet silly, sophisticated yet down-to-earth, sweet yet a little bit sassy, easy-going and uncomplicated yet never boring.

Think of me as the epitome of the hot office girl: effortlessly sophisticated with deep-set blue doe eyes and a sly smile that makes your heart race and cheeks flush… Matched with an absolutely remarkable mind. Though, I will say, I am troubled with just enough awkward clumsiness to keep me humble – life is all about balance, right?

As a reputable professional in the industry, uncomplicated and highly rewarding no-strings-attached dates are my speciality. As well as being playful and sensual, time with me is smooth, easy, and effortless – as it should be. I’m sure you have enough on your plate; you don’t need your leisure time to be another puzzle to solve or maze to weave through. So, why not lose yourself in my soft curves and sharp wit for an hour or two? When was the last time you had simple, uncomplicated fun?

If you’re travelling to Sydney, I’m the perfect fuss-free addition to your next business trip, whether you’d like to meet for a long lunch or a pleasurable evening soirée after a long day of meetings. More than anything, I enjoy a healthy dose of classic fun and pair best with those who similarly seek an uncomplicated yet gratifying encounter.  

As a non-judgemental purveyor of pleasure, I do not discriminate based on gender, age, race, nationality, or disability status. When we are together, you will feel at ease to explore in a judgement-free and receptive environment. I particularly welcome women in the early stages of exploring their sexuality – I understand how intimidating this process can be, and I would love to be your introduction into this wonderful world. Just say the word, and I’ll take care of the rest.

If you are looking for a beautiful woman to get to explore, know, and be treated by…

If you are seeking an uncomplicated connection…

If you are craving simple healthy fun…

Go on, take the long lunch.

Make the booking.

You deserve it.

Elegant Mediterranean Beauty

– Confident, charismatic, and effortlessly stylish. With a warm smile, captivating brown eyes, and a vibrant personality, i bring passion, sophistication, and charm to every conversation. A perfect blend of wit, and Mediterranean elegance.

I am a confident Mediterranean/Australian MILF in her late 40s with timeless elegance, a warm sense of humor, and a magnetic presence. Independent, intelligent, and passionate about life. I will leave a lasting impression after our time together to have you wanting more.

My service is perfect to wind down and relax after a busy day or to escape the mundane repetition of your daily life.

If you're wanting to add excitement to your week check out my PSE and extras!

GFE INCLUDES

- deep French kissing

- CBJ

- covered sex

- lingerie

- massage

- companionship

- oral on me

PSE INCLUDES

- all GFE services

- Spanking

- light squirting

- rough sex

- toys on me

- dirty talk

- degrading/praise

UPGRADE FROM A GFE TO PSE FOR $250 EXTRA!

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS (add these to either PSE or GFE)

- BBBJ $100

- foot fetish $100

- strip tease $80

Location

incall located in Balmain.

outcalls available to the CBD and surrounds

Booking information

I have very limited availability so please text in advance to book if possible as last minute isn't always available. My availability gets updated regularly and is reliable. Please note I am text only.

- Name

- age

- nationality

- time

- length of booking

Cash is king 🤴 so please come prepared.

No natural sex

No private numbers

No anal

The bunny comes off standing up.

Garter first. Then your hands. Then my mouth, while I am still looking at you.

The white lace is slower.

Window light. I let you see everything through it before I give you my chest, my tongue, my knees.

I kiss with my eyes open. I get wet from being stared at. I stay wet when you stop being careful.

I take you in my mouth because I want to, not because a page listed it. Protection on.

161cm. Size 7. Both sets are me.

The hour is $600.

Outcall $600 + Uber, deposit before I leave.

Text Me. A time, incall or outcall, and which one I should already be wearing.

Welcome to Maison de L’Amour

JOIN OUR PRIVATE SNAPCHAT- @k1111.111111

At Maison de L’Amour, we believe true luxury lies in how someone makes you feel. In a world that rarely slows down, there is something irresistible about genuine feminine energy, effortless conversation, sexual chemistry, and the company of a captivating woman who knows exactly how to make you smile.

Our companions are chosen not only for their beauty, but for their confidence, charm, intelligence, and ability to create unforgettable moments. Expect lingering eye contact, infectious laughter, playful banter, undeniable chemistry, and just enough temptation to leave you wanting more. Every encounter is designed to be exciting, deeply personal, and impossible to forget.

Whether you’re seeking an elegant dinner date, an indulgent escape from the everyday, or an evening where desire meets sophistication, every experience is tailored to you with warmth, discretion, and impeccable attention to detail.

From the moment you enquire, you’ll discover that the most memorable moments aren’t rushed... they’re created through anticipation, connection, and the thrill of wondering where the night might lead. At Maison de L’Amour, we believe the finest experiences are those that leave your heart racing, your mind wandering, and a smile on your face long after you’ve said goodbye.

100% Money-Back Guarantee

If your companion is not exactly who you see in our photos, you'll receive a full refund.

All images are independently verified by site administration for your peace of mind.

Hi everyone

My name is Kate , Asian Transgender, real photo , real hair and boobs

easy going , nice person and friendly

27 year old ,I’m available for special time, waiting to give you the best body rub, escort service ,top and bottom , you can relax and enjoy with my service

 Location Sydney CBD , Town hall

i’m available incall and outcall please give me a call or message 0413239911

My rate In call

Massage

$150 for 30 minutes (including happy ending)

$250 for 60 minutes (including happy ending)

Any Exter please txt me

Full service

$250 for 30 minutes

$400 for 60 minutes

 Extra my cum $100

 🔞I will not service for less 18 years old 🔞

❌ No Negotiation ❌

❌ I Don't take any intoxicants ( Drug )❌

Outcall please contact me 0413239911

What's App 0413239911

Hi Gentlemen Thai ladyboy

• My name is Alice

I'm an Asian pre op transsexual with a gorgeous face, sexy body, 175 cm tall, smooth skin, B Cup breasts and I'm fully functional. I can do both ways, I'm very friendly and you will find me a nice person I am raising money to pay for university tuition

What are you waiting for??

It's time to try me Out and don’t forgot

to give me a call

I can do Erotic body rub as well and make you happy I'm sure you guys will be relaxed...

My Incall rate is 

Massage 💆‍♀️ only 30min $200

Extra $100 for my cum eating cum

Top extra $100 only 🍆

outcall outdoor form $1500 🚙not included taxi uber

Video call 30 min for $150

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Pay cash only

Contact me : 0404405647

send text message booking

❌❌No Private Number❌❌

My rate is fixed and non-negotiable

.You will receive my warmest welcome if you respect that.

 I cannot wait to connect with you. 

 Plus: I’m a good chatter, a deep thin

 Viagra 1 pill costs $100💊

Thank you Babe

OCTOBER DATES 🔥🔥

Thursday 8th

Friday 9th

Saturday 10th

Thursday 15th

Friday 16th

Saturday 17th (Gangbang Night 😈)

🔥HOT WIFE🔥

😈GANGBANG QUEEN😈

💖BIMBO FUCK DOLL💖

Hello, I'm Lana❤️

I’m your tiny 5’0 plaything — a very enhanced little doll with a face like a model and the kind of body that belongs in your dirtiest daydreams. To make things even more delicious, I’m also a happily married woman. For those who know the term hot wife, my husband and I love to turn fantasy into reality — whether that means he watches his little wife being taken, or joins in for a steamy MFM encounter. Ever wanted to experience a real perfect spit roast? I’m the one for you.

Prefer something more intimate? I’m just as happy to meet solo — warm, genuine, and utterly filthy when the moment calls for it. 😈

Tell me what you desire...

xx

First impressions are everything — how you reach out will determine whether I choose to reply. If you’re vague, time-wasting, or leave out key details, you likely won’t hear back.

When getting in touch, please include:

• Name:
• Age:
• Preferred date and time:
• Booking duration:
• City or location:
• Incall or outcall:
• Any specific requests (Hot wife, GFE,PSE, extras?):

Initial contact should be made by text or email only. Phone calls will be blocked.

A $200 deposit is always required and Photo ID if booking me Solo. ID not required if booking me with my husband for a "hot wife" experience. I accept Beemit or Bank transfer payments.

RATES:

GFE (Girlfriend Experience)

• Light kissing  
• Mutual Masturbation  
• Cuddling 
• Protected Oral (Blow Job) 
• Protected Sex (Always)

****NO FINGERS IN ME

****NO ANAL

****NO NATURAL SEX

0.5 Hr - $700

1 Hr - $1000

1.5 Hr - $1400

2 Hr - $1800

2 Hour+ Please contact me

PSE (Porn Star Experience)

• Deep french kissing 
• Light Spanking
• BBBJ
• Attempted deepthroating + Gagging
• MSOG
• Cum on Face
• Protected Sex (Always)

****NO FINGERS IN ME

****NO ANAL

****NO NATURAL SEX

0.5 Hr - $800

1 Hr - $1200

1.5 Hr - $1700

2 Hr - $2200

2 Hour+ Please contact me

😈 HOT WIFE EXPERIENCE (My Fav 🤭)

TWO HOT WIFE EXPERIENCES AVILABLE FOR YOUR DESIRE-

1. My husband watches - Minus $200 from above porn star rates (Or Minus $100 for 30 min BOOKINGS)
2. MFM Threesome (NO ANAL) - +$300 to above porn star rates

PLEASE NOTE - PSE Is automatically given with my "Hot wife" experience, so with "making my husband" watch it is discounted by $200. This is my favorite thing to do, so I offer the discount with him present 😈😈😈

🔥🔥🔥RARE UNIQUE EXPERIENCE - SEE BELOW-🔥🔥🔥

💦💦 MY GANGBANG NIGHTS (MMFMM) 💦💦

Join my wait list and then get sent a Gangbang night invitation.

-Special Rates apply (Two hour event, including social time)

-Looking always to have 4+ guys per evening for the thrill of a real GB

**REQUIREMENT** - In order to get on our invite list you need to have seen me or my husband and I firstly for a date. This is to allow us to get to know you first.

Get in touch if you have more questions 🥰

Lana

xx

I do NOT service South Asian clients 🚫 (Indian, Pakistani, Sri Lankan, Bangladeshi, Nepalese) 

🚫 NO NATURAL SERVICES

**Located in Parramatta. Private & discreet apartment location** 🏡 

Tall, tatted up, chubby, trans girl 😜 

Half Thai, half Samoan!

My rates are inclusive of my Naughty Girlfriend Experience 😈 

💋 20 minutes - $200 

💋 30 minutes - $250 

💋 45 minutes - $350 

💋 1 hour - $400 

💋 Blow & go (15 minute blowjob) - $150 

💆🏽‍♂️ 20 minute massage & happy ending - $150 

**TEXT ONLY**

• Name 

• Age 

• Ethnicity 

• When you would like to book 

I sell content as well. If you’re wanting to film, let me know 😏 

Mobile - 0404639410 📲

WhatsApp available 

Follow my telegram channel for exclusive content & day to day updates: Tsnaj1 

P.s I am a bottom only. I do not top, get hard, or cum xx

📞 NUMBER CHANGE AGAIN 📞

0403 074 613

🫢YES I SELL CONTENT!🫢

3 videos for $90

all videos at least 30 seconds to one minute - requests on what’s included in video allowed

📍 CHECK REGULARLY FOR INCALL LOCATION📍

OUTCALLS ALWAYS AVAILABLE

**will be travelling from the inner west

💋WHEN ENQUIRING INCLUDE INFO BELOW💋

2. Actual age

3. Brief bio of yourself

4. Desired date, time and session length

WHAT TO EXPECT IN A SERVICE

• INCALL•

• Shower On Arrival,Timer starts after you shower
• I do not accept pending pay id
• As many shots as you can do in the time you’ve booked

• OUTCALL •

• Minimum 1hr booking
• Must be a hotel or private residents
• I require you to either organise and pay for my transport

Pay a deposit if you require me to organise transport myself

NO ANAL ❌

❌ NO NATURAL SEX

I KNOW IVE BEEN OUT OF REACH LATELY BUT IM BACK AT IT SO DONT BE SHY IF I DIDNT REPLY IN PAST 💋💋

👑 LONDON FOXX™ SHE'S BACK 🔥 No1 SMS

0416539188, ⏳ LIMITED AVAILABILITY. 😚

✨ Back by demand

🥂 Returning gentlemen welcomesms @ Original Rates!

🖤 Discreet • Selective • Unforgettable

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London Foxx™ | Luxury Companion • Private Indulgence

📩 WhatsApp- 0416539188 - Mention you found me here on E & B. Happily Verified 😊

Username @seemeinblue

KEY - 8390

✨ Hey, I’m London Foxx™ — the real & not fake fully independent and I’m very much in my prime. 💎

🇬🇧 British. Platinum blonde. Toned. Size 8.

😉 Confident, cheeky — but quite the lady.

Wildly travelled, highly intelligent and naturally curious, I love good conversation, laughter, chemistry and that little spark that makes two people genuinely click.

I’m all about connection, confidence and a beautiful vibe — never rushed, never forced.

And while my photographs may give you an idea…

I’m told I’m considerably more beautiful in person. 😉

Check out my new pictures and decide for yourself.

I’m selective about who I spend my time with and appreciate gentlemen with personality, manners, confidence and a playful side.

🥂 Sophisticated when required.

😈 Cheeky when permitted.

🏎️ Always with a little Ferrari energy.

I’m intentionally low-volume and private. Quality over quantity, always.

If you’re looking for ordinary, I’m probably not your girl.

If you’re looking for something a little more memorable…you hit the Jackpot!

Come and discover London Foxx™. 🖤

Rare by choice. Exclusive by design.

Hello Gentlemen,

My name is Bella and I am looking forward to spending some time with you and providing an unforgettable experience.

My full service includes excellent natural oral and and GFE as you wish.

I am a very experienced and hungry Asian cougar looking for men to satisfy.

Please call or message me to discuss services and make a booking.

Incall rates: $150/30 minutes or $250/60 minutes

Close to Sydney CBD and Airport

Outcall available everywhere - please call to discuss.

My number is 0452 560 766

0401414968

Hey there! I'm Sofia Ramirez your ideal companion

If you're looking to spoil yourself with a sensual, cheeky and elegant Latina babe you've come the right place because I'll make your wildest fantasies and dreams come true.

Be sure that in the moment that you see me you'll be enchanted by my sexy and athletic body, angel face and deep dark eyes and in the moment that you feel me you won't get enough of me, I can assure my touch feels like magic. Let me show you what real intimacy and relaxation is.

If you want to feel like a true king come and make this true queen all yours. With my experience of being a masseuse I'm the one to release you from any tensions or stress.

Located in a secure, immaculate and well sanitized apartment for us only to ensure a comfortable and private experience.

Let's not miss on each other today, stop wasting your time looking for other girls that won't give you what I will.

Text me to arrange our special together.

Xoxox

0401414968

ABOUT ME:

My name is Aaliyah

I'm a 24 year old mixed Arab/ Latina

I Have tan skin, long dark hair, Size DD breasts and a big bum. I’m a freak and always ready to please you.

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Contact Me on: 0416891723

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MY STATISTICS: 

Body: Size 12

Bust: DD bust

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✨ FULL SERVICE RATES - INCALL ✨

GFE;

$250 - 20 minutes 

$300 - 30 minutes

$400 - 45 minutes

$450 - 1 hour

I SERVICE COUPLES AND WOMAN ALSO

PSE

$280 - 20 minutes 

$350 - 30 minutes

$450 - 45 minutes

$500 - 1 hour

💓FULL SERVICE RATES - OUTCALLS 💓

$550- 30 minutes

$650 - 45 minutes

$800 - hour

for longer bookings please text me for rates x

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HOW TO BOOK ME: 

To book in please text me your name, ethnicity, preferred time, duration and service. 

Eg; hey I am Jeremy, I would like to book in your massage with blow Job service for 45mins ($250) at 5:45pm. 

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Please note: I DON'T provide Anal

Please don't hesitate to text, NO CALLS PLEASE. I can’t wait to see You x

 I will not be responding to “ hi, how are you” or “ hi “

thank you

Excited to Meet you xo 

Love Aaliyah🥰

Besitos 💋💋💋

Name : becca

Age: 23

Welcome to my world of passion and desire. Private Independent Escort

A little bit about me…..I would describe myself as kind and gentle yet very affectionate. I am very open minded as I know I am super kinky and I know how to play. 

I always felt I wanted to give more and explore more on my sexual wilder side whilst taking you on the journey with me.  

What you will receive is a un-rushed, truly RAUNCHY unforgettable time with me. You’re assured a spicy exotic experience to remember.

I provide Extremely Horny GFE service

SERVICE LIST:

•Affectionate Cuddling

•Shower together

•Passionate Kissing,

•Exctic Nude Massage

•Teasing Foreplay

•B2B With Body slides

•Sensual massage

•DATY- Oral on Me

•Mutual masturbation

•Mutual oral including 69

•Nipple kissing/sucking 

•Spooning/Companionship

•Doggy style etc sex in Mulitiple Positions

•Mini skirt, Sexy Lingerie, Stocking high heels Uniform dress up

Text for me more information of Extra

Incall Rate :

$180 - 30 mins  

$200 - 45 mins

$280 - 60 mins

Outcall Rate :

$450 - 60 mins Up (Depends on the location)

Special Diamond service

$400 - 1hour (Incall) 

📞📞0474 567 458📞📞

Hi, I’m Alexis, I'm currently located in Newtown

I’m a TS with a big ass and busty natural breasts. I have hazel coloured eyes and really smooth fair skin. I'm a very easy going, Friendly, Kind and experienced girl that is suitable for both new and experienced people who are looking to experience a unforgettable night together.

I do both last minute and planned bookings. I’m a bottom and do not offer top services.

I have a reputation of providing the most genuine and laid back nights with genuine chemistry and good vibes

If you don't hear back from me straight away please message me again as i get lots of inquires and cannot always reply straight away.

About me

TS Alexis

Bottom only

Australian

Incalls and outcalls

Long brown wavy hair

Smooth soft skin

Perky D cup breasts

Thick Thighs

Bubble Butt

Amazing Curves

I love lingerie.

I love hanging out and having a good time

(GFE)

I offer girlfriend experience which is great for first timers

(PSE)

I also offer porn star experience for those looking for a more memorable night

 💋 💋

Feel safe and confident knowing that you are with a experienced girl in a safe, clean and discreet location.

Please be respectful or i will block your number

HOW TO BOOK WITH ME:

When making a booking please roughly provide 

Name

Age

Duration

Date

Time

Description

HOW TO PAY

I accept Pay id or cash

VIDEO CALLS AVAILABLE

I ALSO SELL PICTURES AND VIDEOS

CONTACT ME FOR GROUP AND COUPLE RATES

100% NONREFUNDABLE DEPOSITS/PAYMENTS

I AM FULLY VACCINATED AND IMMUNISED

IM ON PREP AND HIV NEGATIVE

ABN 94 761 583 982

Hey guys

Im an Aussie girl who is friendly, fun, sexually confident and adventurous.

The only things I won't do is scat, water sports on me and answer blocked numbers .. so please don't call on one.

If you'd like to make a booking give me a call or txt anytime.

A $50 deposit is required for bookings made more than 2 hours in advance and that can be paid to my phone number via payid.

I am versatile, open minded, 7.5" uc and I love to have fun and cater my service to the wants and needs of each individual client.

First timers to seasoned pros I am happy to see everyone and my prices are all inclusive.

I have a Cert IV in remedial massage and I am available anytime.

Hi boys/girls....

Cartier here 🤪, a young French/Maltese girl..but grew up in Australia so i speak french 👅

I’m easy going, polite and well mannered however if this doesn’t suit and you’re looking some BAD BEHAVIOUR I can cater to these needs and desires too…

Party friendly, specialised in couples, GFE,PSE,dom/sub, toys…and open to most things...you just let me know what your fantasy is 😉

I am a very flexible and super reliable.

(( I WILL NOT ANSWER NO CALLER ID))

✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️TO MAKE A BOOKING ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

To make your booking process run smoothly please message and include :

NAME

AGE

ETHNICITY

SERVICE/DURATION 

LOCATION I ONLY OFFER OUTCALL)

(INCALLS WHEN ADVERTISED IN MY BIO)

PAYMENT METHOD OF BOOKING

10% OF BOOKING + UBER FARE (BANK DEPOSIT/ PAY I.D)

(Deposit protects against NO shows and last minute cancellations)

Highly appreciate it ❤️ 

Hope to meet you soon

All my love,

Cartier rose 🌹

Hey guys, welcome to my page.

Im a British escort currently based in Sydney. I specialise mostly in GFE bookings but do offer some PSE services. I’m extremely friendly and warm and love to make my clients feel welcome.

I’m bisexual and also do a lot of couple bookings and also party bookings.

Incalls are held at my private residence where there is on street parking available near by. Location is in Alexandria right by Sydney Park.

To make a booking and for a full list of my service inclusions please text the following info:

Your age, incall or outcall, length of booking, date and time of booking. If it’s an outcall please also advise if it’s home or hotel and the location.

If you text without the information or just send a generic ‘hey, available now, hi etc’ I will not respond.

If you don’t have a specific time then just provide a time period you would like the booking for example ‘Anytime between 6pm-10pm’ not just ‘now or anytime’

** AVAILABLE FOR PARTY BOOKINGS 1HR + BOOKINGS ONLY**

I look forward to hearing from you x

Please see all Ts & Cs below.

Please Note. I do not take phone calls and I also won’t answer messages that do not include the following information: Your age, date/time or time frame of booking (not now, all day, today, tomorrow etc), length of booking and whether it’s an incall or outcall. If it’s an outcall please include the location. My incall is located in Alexandria by Sydney Park.

Preferred contact method:

SMS is my preferred contact method. I don’t take phone calls unless you’re a client I’ve seen prior.

I can sometimes be available at short notice but pre bookings are preferred. Even if it’s short notice I still require at least 40mins to get ready.

My rate is inclusive of all my services on my list however anything outside of DFK, oral both ways, cuddling and vaginal penetration must be requested beforehand. 

I DO NOT OFFER BB PENETRATION OR ANAL SEX.

If you are more than 10mins late to your incall booking I may not be able to see you. If you’ve let me know in advance I will try to accommodate.

If you have paid a deposit and are late to the booking this is not refundable. If you cancel a booking after paying a deposit this is also not refundable.

I do not take booking from people who know me in my personal life, have access to my real name/job etc, if you book me and choose not to disclose this and show up you will be turned away. If you paid a deposit this will be forfeited.

All deposits are non refundable if you cancel. I would obviously refund any deposit where I have had to cancel the booking. I require a deposit for ALL outcall bookings. Paid via Beem. The deposit is essentially a travel fee and will depend on the location of the booking.

Full payment is required on arrival. Time is reserved once booked and therefore no refund is given if you choose to leave the booking earlier than the time you booked for.

Any time extension must be paid at the time of extending not at the end of the booking. 

If your message doesn’t include the required information then I will not be able to respond. It must include a DATE not today or tomorrow etc. If my phones been off for a couple of days all of my messages come through as the same day and time which is when my phone is switched back on.

I'm happy to present myself who exhibits a gregarious, humorous, and welcoming demeanour. I have a friendly, open-minded nature and really like meeting new people. In addition, I have a strong desire to give my clients an unforgettable experience.

I'm a sexy Columbia girl. photos are real,no trick.no drama.

you will have no surprise when you see me. please don't pay anything till we meet.

You may be confident that if you decide to book me, you'll get services that are above and beyond your expectations. A sensuous experience with energising shower play and a variety of enjoyable positions is one of my particular favourites.

It's vital to understand that despite my seeming youth and playfulness, I have a strong sense of my own sexuality. My distinct touch and mesmerising bedroom eyes will definitely enchant you. As a professional Japanese porn star, my top priority is making sure you're comfortable and happy during our time together.

💘 Love to party & having fun on bed.. Easy said, action speaks louder than words.

Welcome to my page. I'm your stunning,exotic and Sexy Independent high class Escort girl.Let me take you into my world full of fantasie!

I am DEE 27 years old ,Friendly and open mind.

Booking number D☎️.

Sz6, Slim body,165cm,

Fully shaven.love 69. Smooth.pretty face,

very sexy -Fun, Never rushed,

friendly and open mind.

My Service available

Passionate / Romantic Kissing

COB coming on breast

Oral/ TADY/ Dirty Talk

Testicular Tongue Massage

Variety of Positions

Mutual Masturbation

PSE-porn star experience

GFE-girl friend experience

COB Golden shower

* NO GREEK ; NO NATURAL SEX!

Definitely returning service.