Enmore Escorts & Adult Services
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Hi there, my name is Abigail.
Real Japanese girl studying in Australia.
Standing at 162cm tall, I've got legs for days, and trust me, they're as smooth as silk. Picture this: a tiny waist, curves in all the right places, and let's just say my ass up top? They're definitely not lacking in the "wow" department. 🍑
My rates:
Incall:
$350/30MIN
$450/45MIN
$500/60MIN
Outcall:
$600/60MIN+Uber fee
Text :0413667535 to book!
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Hi I'm Bondage Mistress Lara May from Mauritius available on Whatsapp only. Long legs exotic with natural double D bust 👙
Sexting / Video Call WhatsApp 📱
up to 15 minutes from $180 / $250 Paid prior to session
✔️ Fantasy role play
✔️ Dirty talk (Mistress and sub)
✔️ Humiliation
✔️ Degradation
✔️ Sissy play (optional)
✔️ Obedience training
✔️ $ubmission 💰
✔️ Foot Fetish 🦶 🦶
✔️ Cross dress for me (optional)
✔️ Finger your butthole 🍩
✔️ Masturbate command
✔️ Toilet scene (Golden/Brown)
✔️Watch me shower with my toy 🚿
Copy paste the booking template on WhatsApp and get an upgrade to additional minutes. This is kink bondage please follow instructions :)
Hi Lara May, my name is ……… Please send me your bank details for Video Call / Sexting. Thanks
*Use the booking template and send it on WhatsApp so I can reply to it.
In call is by invitation only by me your Mistress upon good behaviour on WhatsApp Video Calls / Sexting.
This is BONDAGE, being obedient and doing as you’re told is all you need to do. Follow instructions like a good boy.
Thank you let's have lots of fun 😉
Important:
*Just relax and enjoy the role play. You must want an ASSERTIVE Fierce mistress & submissive slave experience.
This will be enjoyable if you like or want to be on the receiving end of things so be very sure mild to severe BDSM is what you want to experience..
This is a fantasy role play and it starts from the moment you text me.
During the session, it is Safe word friendly so you will be fine. Best to book and do as you’re told. I will know what to do…
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I am most told: “you are stunning, so much better than your photos”
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”My god you have the nicest ass”
Anal avail +Natural avail. Pls inquire about extras.when you make a booking. booking need to be confirmed with extra service.
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**** Amazing ass that loves your attention. May cause user premature ejaculation when handled incorrectly, (Please read user manual located in my pussy prior to use)
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- Killer curves s and pert DD’s you will love
- Natural full lips
- Possibly the best ass in town
- I’m your girl next door yet a complete porn addict and sex fiend.
- I’m 23…… really
- I take care of my body and my photos are 100% me. Im told I’m sexy as hell.💎❤️
- love high energy naughty PORN STAR Sex you won’t forget me❤️❤️❤️
- I’m lots of fun but also thrive on intelligent conversation and have the knowledge and wisdom to converse on a multitude of topics easily.
Please TEXT me with your preferred time, duration of booking and your desires and wants so we can plan our time together.
💎Private Apartment with discreet entry and visitors parking
💎 All bookings confirmed via text
💎 I am always immaculate so I expect only hygienic gentlemen.
💎 Available all hours and party friendly
Best described as :
Insatiably sexy, beautiful smile, kissable lips, intelligent, genuine, gorgeous, DTE, fashionable, skin like butter, dangerously hot, classy, slim body and killer hips attitude.
$70/30 min, $130/60 min at Canterbury Pillow Top Brothel
*** Anal Services available.
Call 0452 378 269 | 269 Canterbury Rd, Canterbury
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Staying at a long-established licensed brothel, we are very reliable good reputation,
I will greet you with lovely smile when you arrive, I have killer curves, lightning-fast straights But don't worry, I know how to handle myself in all conditions. Depending on your speed, you can take me for an open throttle thrill ride and experience adrenalin, passion and the wind in your hair.
As a natural exhibitionist, I love to be admired and lusted after. My body is always on display and I experience a tingle when I sense a set of eyes staring. The memories of those lusting glances during the day fill my fantasies at night. I can lie sleepless for hours and imagine each set of eyes undressing and doing unspeakable things to me in those passing moments.
My nature is light and breezy, and I'm always up for fun, but there is one thing I take very seriously...and that's making sure my man is completely satisfied! Your pleasure is my pleasure, and my reward for a job well done.
Special Full Service Price
30 mins...$70
60 mins...$130
Name: Pillow Top Brothel Canterbury
Address: 269 Canterbury Rd, Canterbury NSW 2193
Phone: 0452 378 269
Hours: 9am - 10pm
New 3 Five Dock Massage
Our young pretty masseuses are under 28 years old and from various Country backgrounds with genuine massage skills. every day 5-7 lady. They are friendly, gentle and have wonderful skills to offer you the best massage and most relaxing time.
The areas near our shop are Burwood, Ashfield, Haberfield, Concord, Drummoyne and Leichhardt.
Our shop offers central air conditioning, aromatic essential oils, disposable sheets, hot towels, shower hot stone and relaxing music. We provide our customers a perfect environment to facilitate top quality relaxation. Our service includes: Aromatherapy massage. Hot stone massage, Remedial massage, Oil massage, Relaxing
Lucy: Thai 158cm, 68kg, cup F, size 10, happy, naughty, English 9.5. very good massage service.
Bonnie: Thai. 21yo. 155cm, 64kg, size 8. cup D. beautiful tanned skin. English 9. very good massage. new
Alice (Korean-Thai) – 22yo 160cm, 55kg, Size 6. English: 9. Gentle and polite, Offers professional body massage with care and precision. work time : 10am- 5pm.
Joanna: Chinese, 160cm, 50kg, size 6, English 8. cup DD. friendly, very good massage professional. great
May (Thai) – 22yo. 156cm, 52kg, Size 6. English: 9. cup C+. Active and athletic with a cheerful style. Delivers precise and energizing Thai massage,
Rose: Chinese, 23yo . 158cm, 48kg, size 6, cup C+. warmth. friendly. good massage wonderful
- Dora: Thai 166cm, 53kg. English 9. size 6. very good Thai massage.
Monday
Phone: 9713 9916 0420606666
Address: shop 3, 81-85 Great north rd Five Dock 2046 NSW
council parking is behind the shop free 2 hours
No need to keep looking I'm everything you desire
Hi Babe,
I'm Jasmine—a slim but perfectly curved, flirty, horny Italian pocket rocket. I'm here to please you.
Boundaries: No anal. No squirting. No Creampie.. All attitude. 💋
🔥 Quick Play Services (15 - 30 Mins)
Perfect for when you just need a fast release. Bbj or fs $150/$200
Sensual massage with happy ending: Melt away that tension.30/45/1hr
Sloppy, eager blowjobs: I'll drain you dry and send you back smiling.15min
Foot fetish play: Worship these pretty feet or watch them work you over.30/45/1hr
Toy show: Watch me fuck myself with my collection while you stroke. 15/30min
Full Services✨
My 15-Minute Quickie: Hard & Dirty Lunch Break Special — $200
I know you're busy, but your cock needs what it needs. I’m packing my hardest, filthiest moves into one fast, no-nonsense session just for you. I’m stripping fast, spreading quick, and taking it rough exactly how I like it—hard pounding, deep grinding, and dirty talk that'll make you explode before your break ends. No time wasted, no holding back.
My 30-Minute GFE: Sweet, Sensual & Deeply Satisfying — $250
Let’s slow things down and really enjoy each other. With a full half-hour together, we don't have to rush. I want to give you a genuine Girlfriend Experience that lets us connect and unwind. We'll start with light, teasing kisses and a relaxing, sensual massage—you can massage me, let me massage you, or we can take turns exploring each other's skin. As the tension builds, we'll move into intimate oral and mutual masturbation to get us both completely ready. Then, we’ll dive into safe, passionate sex in multiple positions.
The Deluxe 45-Minute GFE: Pure Connection & Passion — $350
If you want the ultimate escape, this is it. Forty-five minutes gives us all the time we need to build real chemistry, relax, and completely lose ourselves in each other. We’ll establish a beautiful vibe right from the start with light, tender kissing and a deep, sensual massage. Once we’re completely relaxed, we’ll turn up the heat with oral play and mutual masturbation, building up a beautiful, intense craving. When we’re ready for the main event, we can take our time exploring safe sex in multiple positions. No rush, no timers counting down—just pure, passionate connection.
😈 Premium XXX / PSE Sessions
FULL SERVICE XXX / PSE
30 mins: $450 | 45 mins: $550
The ultimate hardcore session. Includes blowjob with gagging, deep throat, face-fucking, ball sucking and licking, 69ing 🍌🍆, and COVERED SEX in multiple positions. Things get rough with spanking, light hair pulling, and strangling. Ends with COB (no face).
SUCK, LICK & POUND MY PUSSY
30 mins: $450 | 45 mins: $650
(Multiple shots allowed)
Suck and lick my pussy, finger it, and feel me get soaking wet. Play and use my toys, or put your hard cock in and FUCK ME HARD. Pull out and CUM ON ME! 💦💦💦
Longer Bookings available for outcall
💎 Extras Menu
COB: $50
COF: $100
CIMWS: $100
CIM: $50
GS (on you): $100
Roleplay: $100 (Teacher or Secretary costumes only. Others available on request, extra $ required).
📍 Logistics & Booking Rules
Location: I work independently and change locations between the City and Inner West. Address is only given once the service and all other details are confirmed.
Outcalls: All outcalls require you to cover my travel expenses.
No Negotiations: My prices are firm.
No Private Calls: Blocked numbers will be ignored.
How to Book: Text me your Name, Service, Length of time, and What time you're after.
Patience: Please be understanding if I can't reply immediately. I will get back to you, babe. Please don't just take my number to ask questions—this ad has all the answers and my photos!
Chat soon 💋💋
Chocolate TS Barbie
Double D Breasts, smooth skin, soft juicy peach, chocolate girl cock. Available now to fulfil your Fantasies and Desires.. Total discretion assured and expected.
One Hour - Full Service
Deposit required for all bookings
Overnight / 24 Hour Booking
Available for incalls and outcalls in Sydney. No time wasters or you will be blocked.
24HRS.SEXY.FUN.PARTY GIRL.WON'T LET YOU DOWN
💘 Love to party & having fun on bed.. Easy said, action speaks louder than words.
Welcome to my page..I hope you like the photos. They are all genuine and recent photos.I'm your stunning,exotic and Sexy Independent high class Escort girl.Let me take you into my world full of fantasie!
I am DEE 27 years old ,Friendly and open mind.
Booking number D.
Sz6, Slim body,165cm,
Fully shaven.love 69. Smooth.pretty face,
very sexy -Fun, Never rushed,
friendly and open mind.
My Service available
Passionate / Romantic Kissing
COB coming on breast
Oral/ TADY/ Dirty Talk
Testicular Tongue Massage
Variety of Positions
Mutual Masturbation
PSE-porn star experience
GFE-girl friend experience
COB Golden shower
* NO GREEK ; NO NATURAL SEX!
100% GUARANTEED!!!! Definitely returning service.
I LOVE DRESS UP.LET'S PLAY TOGETHER
hi gentlemen,
My photos are recently took by myself.not professional.You get what you see.
I love pleasing people and will go the extra mile to suit your needs. I offer the full, deluxe girlfriend experience as well as being open to your kinks and sexual dreams.
My body is curvy and fills out lingerie and form fitting clothes beautifully. I have all natural C cups which are soft and are made for kissing, touching and admiring. My lips are full, pouty and perfect for either kissing you or fulfilling your fantasies in other ways.
Let me indulge your sensual and sexual fantasies. Although new to this, I am a very skilled and creative lover and will spoil you. I am what most men love. curvy, sweet, feminine, sexy and very friendly. I have been told I have an adorable personality. I hold all clients to a high standard of behaviour and respect, as you expect of me also. Now is the opportunity to spend time unrushed, unclothed and heavy breathing with me…
Don't pay upfront.
Pay only when you see me to avoid scams.
STATS:
Age: 21
Height: 5'5
Dress size: 6-7
Boobs: Yes, handful
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Naturally thick and long, brunette.
No hiding cost
All prices listed are non-negotiable.
1️st Class Escort💖 DD Cup💖 Killer Body& Super Horny☆*:.｡.HOT.｡.:* ☆
Hi guys:
💦 I am MISS LEA, 28years old With DD cup boobs killer body.
💦 Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!
💦 The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!
💦 Clean, discreet (our time is our little secret and above all totally REAL!
💦 you will see the fun we together because we enjoy it at the same time.
💦 I'm a sexy exotic naughty companion and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.
Services offered:
I provide an intimate Girlfriend experience including:
Girlfriend experience
Sex in multiple positions
Deep French Kissing
Shower for two
Sensual massage
Pussy play
Hand job
Oral on you
DATY- oral on me
Sexy lingerie
Deep Throat/ Gagging
My goal is to make you feel worshiped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the King 👑
Free short-distance Uber ride because I drive alone.
For genuine bookings, no deposit is required.
😘 Croydon's Sweetest Masseuse is Waiting... 💋
💋 MIMI – YOUR NURU MASSAGE EXPERT IN CROYDON NSW 🌸
📲 CALL OR TEXT: 0430 + 509 + 671
📍 48 The Strand, Croydon NSW
🕥 Daily: 10:30 AM – 8:00 PM
⏰ Last Booking: 7:00 PM
✨ A LITTLE FUN, A LOT OF RELAXATION ✨
Hey handsome, I'm Mimi! 💖
I'm 42, playful, confident, and easy-going, with a warm smile and a naturally welcoming personality. 😊
I'm a mature, confident, and sensual woman who understands what men appreciate — good conversation, genuine attention, and an experience that feels natural, comfortable, and memorable. 💋
Japanese-trained with years of experience, I love creating a clean, private, and comfortable atmosphere where you can switch off, relax, and enjoy some well-deserved attention. 🌸
💕 WHY COME SEE ME?
🇯🇵 Japanese-trained masseuse
💖 Mature, confident & playful personality
✨ Specialised Nuru massage
🌺 Clean, private & comfortable studio
😊 Friendly and welcoming atmosphere
🫶 Personalised massage experience
💦 NURU MASSAGE RATES
30 Minutes — $100
45 Minutes — $150
60 Minutes — $180
📲 READY FOR A LITTLE ESCAPE?
Don't overthink it… sometimes you just need to relax, smile, and enjoy the moment. 😉💋
Call or text Mimi to check availability and arrange your preferred time.
📞 0430 + 509 + 671
📍 48 The Strand, Croydon NSW
⏰ Daily: 10:30 AM – 8:00 PM
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Kelly_Ur best choice in Town 😊
Hi guys,
I’m KELLY 26 yo, nice to meet you!
My body shape size 6, busty with C cup boobs looks very sexy And you must love my pretty face, smooth skin and beautiful legs on high heels...
I will never give you a boring time! I’m friendly and passionate, and I want to be your naughty ‘girlfriend’ at this moment...
It’s a nude body to body play and I won’t give you a rush one... Oil is used which makes you feel more comfortable! And you are free to use clean shower facilities and hot towels.
If you have got any pain on your body just tell me, and I will massage hard in that area. You will definitely get a fresh feeling after the treatment, trust me babe...
FULL Service:
$200-30 minutes
$300-60 minutes
❣️ foreplay
❣️ shower together
❣️ cuddling@hugging@touching
❣️passionate cover bj & handjob
❣️ multiple positions
❣️ come on boobs
❣️ Kissing
❣️ DATY/69
It includes sexy of different positions, good massage relaxation, and all other intimate things ^_^
⛔️⛔️NO NATURAL SEX⛔️⛔️
🚫🚫NO ANAL🚫🚫
Spoil yourself with me! A real playful girl❤️
TEXT me: 0422087227
WET AND HORNY 💦😈 Let me f*ck the shit out of you 💦💦
Hi my name is Anna, this booking is my pleasure 😈
If you’ve been here before, you know it’s good.
if you’re new here - be ready to have your mind BLOWN.
Are you ready for the hottest body you’ve ever laid your eyes on, the cutest smile and the craziest blow job?
If I don’t reply, I may be busy on that day - feel free to message me again another time x
Location: Private, clean, discreet incall (outcalls available to upscale hotels/private residences)
(Please note: Respect and chemistry guide our experience together - I do not offer extras)
🕰️ Availability
Available till 10pm daily. Pre-bookings are prioritised, last-minute enquiries are welcome subject to availability.
📖 Booking Etiquette
To confirm your time, please provide:
• Name
• Age
• Ethnicity
• Duration
• Preferred Time
💵 Cash or PAYID
✔️ Polite introductions only. Rude or explicit messages will not receive a response.
24hrs.NATURAL.DD.HOT SEXY.GOOD WITH TITS FUCK
Hi guys:
- I am Jia , 23 years old with DD cup boobs killer body.
-Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!
-The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!
clean, discreet (our time is our little secret), and above all, totally real!
You will see the fun we have together because we enjoy it at the same time.
I'm a sexy, exotic, naughty companion, and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.
I am a very playful girl, as you can see from my photos. I'm very fit and active.
Services offered:
I provide an intimate girlfriend experience, including:
Sex in multiple positions
Deep French Kissing
Shower for two
Sensual massage
Pussy play
Hand job
Oral on you
DATY: oral on me
Sexy lingerie
Deep Throat or Gagging
My goal is to make you feel worshipped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the king.
My price:
Incall:
30mins-250
60mins-400
Outcall:
500 one hour.
Killer Body & Super Horny, I will melt you🥳💋
My number: 0435 091 788 🤪💪🥳👍
Hi… I’m new here, with a naturally soft, feminine body and a full natural D-cup that feels even better than it looks. 🤪💪🥳💋💕👍👍👍
I have a sweet face and a gentle smile… but when you’re close to me, you’ll feel a more playful, warm side that slowly draws you in.
I’m very attentive and affectionate, and I love creating a space where you can fully relax… forget everything outside… and just enjoy the moment with me. I’m not the type to rush.
I like to take things slow… feel your energy… and let everything build naturally.
With me, you can expect:
- A soft, relaxing massage that melts your stress away
- Warm, gentle touch that lingers just a little longer
- Close, comfortable interaction that feels natural and easy
- A sweet, intimate atmosphere where you can truly unwind
- Warm massage and jerk off for you
I enjoy making you feel comfortable… but also a little excited, in a way that keeps you thinking about me even after you leave.🤪💪
🤪💪🥳💋💕👍👍👍
My body is chubby very sexy, so you can do whatever you want with me. I’m a naughty girl who loves to play.
Lots more to be discussed 💪🥳💋💕👍👍 🤪🥳💋
CALL ME now: 0435 091 788 or just walk-ins.
- Address: 2/187A Victoria Road, Drummoyne NSW 2047🤪
Corner of Lyons Road, near The Oxford Hotel, private discreet entrance at rear with council free parking via Formosa Street,
wild fun.i like excise. i am a gym girl.
Hi Gentleman, ☎️.I am sure if you see me in the person, you will like me so much coz.Don’t hesitate to call me if you have any questions.
i am extremely naughty and hot girl which are personality cuties and sexist sometimes depends on who looks at me i believe gives us the advantages and badly over other. I am confident i would look after you well very that you won’t be disappointed.
^.^ Gorgeous naughty stunning with natural real Bcup nice firm breast , curvy, very friendly and happy girl. I'm hot babe with sexy look perfect . I offer the best service . Relaxation get tired from work Come and visit me . I provide my service in luxuries discrete , private and nice place
DON'T PAY ANY MONEY UPFRONT.PAY ONLY AFTER WE MEET.
WE BOTH WANT TO BE REAL.
You will always be greeted with me dressed in a stylish choice of lingerie, stockings, heels and makeup.
I am playful and fun girl, passionate with sex. I can be your sweetheart or your wild sexy kitten. I'm sure you will enjoy my company.
With my model body, I can do great service for you, Happy to give and receive to cater your need and fantasies.
I will make you never forget that we've been together. I will give unrushed time, share a drink, conversation and fun times
Outcall 550 for one hour, with a reasonable travel expense included.
PARTY FRIENDLY.I LOVE DRESS UP
Hi,I am Mina,22 years old,I am one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... As you can see from my photos,I have a very good body shape.
I am very horny at night.I give all services, 69, French kissing, body slide,Doggie, cob, passionate full service. Full girl friend experience,touching and cuddle,
Sex in different positions.I'm fun in bed too.
I also love to wear beautiful sexy underwear, I always make sure myself look amazing with my sexy French glamour wear , stockings, suspenders, and high heels.
I am a independent provider and I take care every minutes of our time, Never rush for you, I enjoy this job as my second job and assure you my best and top service.
I am a well trained masseuse and does good Therapeutic Massage services.
I can guarantee the time we share together will be both memorable and exciting!
- DO NOT TEXT/CALL IF U GONNA BOOK FOR NEXT DAY OR NEXT WEEK. ALL INFO & APPOINTMENT PRIOR 45MINS-2HRS TIME !
- NOT SENDING PICTURES
- BLOCK & PRIVATE numbers will be auto reject
Outcall 500 one hour fully included.
I really appreciate gentlemen who are polite, groomed, and generous. Please Kindly introduce yourself upon texting me.
SERVICE:
You will be greeted at the door, I will be wearing lingerie..
New Dolls, IRelaxation is just a call away♥️💯💪👍👍
I am a Lovely young and naughty Asian girl, beauty, provide a non-rushed discreet experience. I have a great sense of humour and I'm very passionate in everything I do.😘🥳😛🌹
I got the services you want, call me now: 0455 079 999
My highly skilled and well present masseuses will provide you with a range of therapies and can cater to your individual and personal massage requirement.
Highly recommended Lingam (Male Sex Organ) prostate massage
** Firstly, you will be asked to spread your legs, allowing full access to your genitals.🤪🤗🤪🤪🤪
** Be aware of your senses and if you get too close to Oregon too soon, naturally, if you choose to ejaculate early or not at all will be entirely up to you!
Lots more to be discussed 😘🥳😛🌹
******** Extra services available, XOXO ********
for more details please come and talk babe xoxo
Call me now: 0455 079 999
My place: 159 Burwood Road, Burwood NSW 2134
-Corner of Belmore Street, opposite HSBC
SEXY NAUGHTY FIT GIRL.I LOVE EXERCISE.
Attention: .
I am SEVEN. Dress Size 7.long hair.curvy body.5'4 tall.I am a part time escort and one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... my other job I am a sexy teacher teaching pilates.As you can see from my photos,I have a very good body shape.
The moment when I see you, you will instantly be amazed. I love meeting people from different walks of life. I value those who have a respectful attitude and professional manners. I’ve been told all the time that I make my clients feel like they know me for a very long time and they feel very comfortable to be with me, I’m the kind of person that you can open up to me for any fantasies or dreams you can possibly imagine with your dream girl.
I’m a great listener, you can talk to me like a friend about anything, I like to get to know my clients fantasies to give them 100% unforgettable experience of their life. Seeing me is like a once in a lifetime. I give 110% to everything I do. I only provide my services to those who are after a good quality time with a classy girl. Lunch, dinner dates, and extended bookings are my speciality. Couples - those who’ve met and spent time with me have always invited me back for a second, third and fourth booking. I look forward to spending time with you. Opportunities for last minute bookings are rare, Please book in advance to secure your once in a lifetime experience with me. Please call or text to make a booking.
🔥 Aight listen up u thirsty cunts – Mei’s gonna ruin u for anyone else 💦
Yo. I’m Mei. 👋
45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋
Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴
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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:
JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵
He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪
After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂
That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.
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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅
I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦
Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.
Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.
I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛
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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:
Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)
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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.
I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘
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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.
Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧
– Mei 🦊
The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed
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