Iris

🔥 IRISS GONNA FUCKIN RUIN U – IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE (DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA) 😈💦

listen up fucker 👇

I'm Iriss, 30 years old & hornier than a dog in Jan 🔥

not some shy lil princess – nah I'm that nasty bitch who'll suck ur soul out thru ur dick then ask if u want fries with that 🍟😏

u want polite? go hire a nun.

u want wild? stay right here 😈

ok so lemme tell u somethin real quick 🎬

last month – Jan heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were sweatin 🥵

AC fuckin died. dead. kaput.

this lanky repair guy shows up, pits all wet, tool belt hangin low 🤤

me? I'm wearin a tank top that's soaked thru (no bra – fuck bras) n a thong that's basically two strings n a prayer 🙃

he's tryna check the thermostat like a good boy

but I'm leanin all over him – my sweat drippin onto his lil screwdriver 🪛

"oops sorry" my ass. I did that on purpose 😇

sudden he just – snaps 💥

shoves me onto the couch, rips that thong off with his TEETH like a hungry wolf 🐺💀

next thing I know his face is buried between my legs givin me the sloppiest, wettest, loudest head I ever had 👅💦

I screamed so fuckin loud my neighbor texted "u ok?" n I just typed back "never better " 😂📱

then he flips me over, fingers me like he's tryna win a prize – four times I came 💦💦💦💦

the fan just spinnin above us doin jack shit 🌀

after all that?

he fixed the AC. barely.

worth it tho 🔥

so yeah that's the energy I bring 😈

u want a girl who's nasty but knows her limits? I'm ur wet dream 💦

I climb dicks not corporate ladders (ok maybe sometimes both if the pay is good 😏)

lemme be ur dirty lil secret on lunch break – sneak out, tell ur boss u got diarrhea, idc just GET HERE 🤫🍆

69? yes please.

face sittin? park that ass right here 🍑👅

tongue fuck me from behind? sign 👏 me 👏 up 👏

I'll wear them pantyhose u love – n let u rip em open with ur teeth 😈

heels on, skirt tiny, pussy soakin wet before u even touch me 😩💧

💰 PAYMENT SHIT (READ IT OR CRY LATER) 💰

cash only OR PayID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if it says "pending" or "delayed" – nah. don't even try. I ain't ur bank.

delayed transfers = blocked faster than ur dad's Tinder account 🚫

📱 TEXT ME – DON'T FUCKIN CALL 📱

I ain't answerin the phone while I'm busy gettin my back blown out 🙄

shoot me a text – tell me ur name, when u wanna "cum" over 😉 n any weird shit u into

I'll hit u back soon as I'm done wreckin some other guy's world 😘

(no phone number here? figure it out genius – I ain't handholdin 🤷)

🔥 ONE LAST THING 🔥

I'm that girl who'll drain ur balls proper n do it in style 💅

u ain't never had a 30yo slut like me – guarantee ✨

so either book me or keep jerkin off alone. idc.

I'll be here… waitin… all wet n bored 😜💦

see ya never or see ya soon – ur loss not mine 😘

– Iriss 💋