Hoi Like Party

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Quick Facts

  • Gender Female
  • Sexuality Heterosexual
  • Age 30's
  • Height -
  • Category Escort

About Me

πŸ‘Ή Feral β€” Still Built for Destruction, Not Cuddles 🧨 Your Favourite Messy MILF Who Fucks Like Rent's Due Yesterday πŸ’¦

Oi oi oi πŸ–€

 

Yeah it's me β€” not some timid little thing scared to break a nail. I'm seasoned, I'm still fuckin filthy an I'll take ya apart like a cheap motel bedframe if ya let me πŸ› οΈπŸ˜‚

 

Lemme keep it stupid simple for ya:

 

πŸ’° Cash, PayID (instant only β€” none of that "pending" slow-motion bullshit, I got shit to do an ppl to ride), an crypto if ya wanna get all fancy n techy bout it πŸ§ΎπŸ’Ž

 

Text me. If I don't reply straight away, I'm probs busy with some other bloke's soul leakin out his balls πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ’¦ I'll hit ya back when I ain't rearrangin someone's insides like a fuckin demolition crew 🚧

 

β€”

 

I ain't here to tuck ya in or read ya a bedtime story πŸŒ™βŒ

 

I'm here to suck that fuckin soul outta ya balls til they shrivel up an wave a lil white flag πŸ³οΈπŸ˜‚

 

Just me bent over like a lawn chair in a storm, takin every inch from the back til I squirt so hard ya gotta check if the roof's leakin πŸŒŠπŸ’€

 

Bet ya cum early tho huh? 30 seconds in an ya legs already shakin like a chihuahua in winter πŸ•β„οΈ

 

β€”

 

I wanna feel ya throbbin inside me while I bounce on that thing like I'm tryna break a wild horse πŸŽπŸ‘

 

Pussy'll grip so tight ya soul's gonna try escape through ya ears πŸŒ€πŸ˜©

 

Balls slappin against my ass like they cheerin me on β€” "go on, empty it, empty ittt!" πŸ—£οΈπŸ‘

 

Then pick me up.

 

Yeah lift this mess like I weigh nothin an fuck me standin til my legs stop workin an my pussy's just twitchin all stupid πŸ’€

 

β€”

 

If I'm still hungry after??

 

Bruh. I'ma keep suckin like a vacuum cleaner with a vendetta πŸ§ΉπŸ’€

 

My drive's cooked. Like legit broken. I'll drain them balls so empty ya float outta here feelin hollow but somehow lighter, with a lower back screamin "who the FUCK was that" πŸ’€πŸ™ƒ

 

β€”

 

So if ya want someone who's gonna wreck ya proper, make ya moan like a wounded animal, an leave ya sweatin askin yourself what happened β€” text me.

 

πŸ“΅ No calls unless ya want me breathless an distracted mid-ride πŸ’…

 

πŸ“± Text like a normal person I'll get back when I ain't busy breakin someone else πŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ’¦

 

Rates, details, all that boring shit β€” we figure out when ya text.

 

But ya been warned.

 

That cum's mine now πŸ§ πŸ”πŸ–€

 

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Availability

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Today 8:00 AM– till late
Wed 8:00 AM– till late
Thu 8:00 AM– till late
Fri 8:00 AM– till late
Sat 8:00 AM– till late
Sun 8:00 AM– till late
Mon 8:00 AM– till late

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15 min $150
1 hr $500
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