Anisa Party 365Days

🍑👅 I’m Anisa, 26, & I’ll Ride Ya Like a Stolen Scooter (No Helmet) 🛵💨

Hey shithead 😘

Yeah you. The one jerkin’ off alone again.

I’m Anisa. 26. Malaysian but don’t expect some shy little flower – that bitch died back in KL. Now I’m a feral who gets wet watchin’ guys drop their wallets when I stretch.

I ain’t here to hold your hand or listen ‘bout your shitty day unless you’re whisperin’ it while I’m on top, droolin’ on your chest. 💦

Lemme tell ya somethin’ real quick – true story 🛠️

Last week some tradie shows up to fix my aircon. Young, skinny, shaky hands, acne scars, big paws like a gorilla. Dude couldn’t even look at my face ‘cause I was wearin’ this ripped fishnet thing with nothin’ under – just my tits sayin’ “hi” every time I breathed.

He’s tryna check the thermostat. I’m bent over the couch pretendin’ to look for a remote. My ass out. G-string so thin you could floss with it.

He sees it. Freezes. I hear his zipper strugglin’ for dear life.

So I walk over, drop to my knees, look up with my best “you’re fucked” eyes, and unzip him with my teeth. Pull his dick out – not huge but thick like a redbull can. I spit on it, suck it sloppy, make him whimper like a lost puppy.

Then I stop. Look up. “Alright big boy,” I say, “now fuck me like you’re tryna rewire my whole place – fast, messy, and don’t worry ‘bout the rules.”

He laughs nervous as hell, then shoves me onto the floor, spreads my legs, and pounds me so hard I feel my soul leave for a second. Came once all over my stomach – warm n sticky. Then again on my face while I stuck my tongue out like a good lil slut.

Left his drill behind. I still use it as a dildo on rainy Tuesdays. 🪛💦

That’s the energy I bring. No gentle. No “oh are you okay?” – fuck that.

I wanna feel you twitch inside me (with a condom, genius – I ain't stupid). Wanna ride you ‘til your legs shake. Wanna sit on your face while you beg for air. Wanna kiss you so nasty you forget your own name.

Here’s the deal – short n sweet 🍬

✅ Kissin’ like we tryna eat each other

✅ Me takin’ my clothes off real slow (or fast if you’re impatient)

✅ My mouth on you, your mouth on me – fair game

✅ Whatever position makes you see stars – couch, floor, wall, idgaf

✅ Safe, clean, private spot – my place

💰 Money talk ‘cause we all adults

Cash works. Or PayID – but only instant transfers. If it says “pending” or “delayed” I ain't spreadin’ nothin’ ‘til that shit clears. So don’t waste my time.

📱 Text me. Don’t call.

I’ll be busy with some other lucky bastard half the time. When I’m not gettin’ my back blown out, I’ll hit you back. Simple.

So yeah. You in or you just gonna keep scrollin’ like a scared little boy?

Anisa’s waitin’. And I bite if you take too long. 😈🦷

No phone number here – find me. You’re a big boy.