Camille

Newcastle until 2nd August be quick

Booking an escort can be terrifying.

I should know. I’ve done it before.

Let me tell you why I’d do it again (and again and again) and why I think you should too.

Are you busy? Stressed? Overwhelmed by life?

I can help you and no I’m not going to do your taxes, answer your emails or tackle that to do list you’ve been putting off. I’m not planning on making your life easier and I am planning on you spending your hard earned money on me. How am I going to make your life better?

Let me explain-it’s simple. I want to give you my full attention- for however long you choose to spend with me I will invest all my emotional and physical energy on you. 

The need for human touch is one of our most basic, primal needs. Touch is not a luxury. It is a biological necessity

It has been found that touch calms our nervous center and slows down our heartbeat. Human touch also lowers blood pressure as well as cortisol, our stress hormone

Even our immune response is governed by touch, with the finding that those who are deprived of human touch are more likely to suffer from immune system diseases.

Being the whole focus of a beautiful woman is an intoxicating feeling. Being seen, desired and touched like you are the centre of her universe recharges your soul like nothing else. so step into my world feel my soft skin against yours, lose yourself in my eyes and let me tease, tantalise and please all your senses. 

You deserve to have your physical touch needs met and you deserve to have a safe space to explore those needs but life doesn’t always lend itself to meeting a person that can meet your needs. Scrolling on tinder is exhausting, time consuming and a waste of your valuable time. Choosing to spend time with me is a much smarter investment and a lot easier too!

Simply skip to the end of this text, copy the booking template and email or text it to yours truely filled out with the appropriate information. A complete inquiry will lead to you getting exactly what you want without all the hassle of endless text messages, dates that go nowhere or fruitless scrolling on apps designed to keep you hooked and never deliver

But why me? Why not any number of the gorgeous women featured on this site?

Of course I could go on about my looks but you’ve seen the photos so I know you already like what you see. Are they edited? Yes absolutely- that pesky little bruise from my pole class is gone and the photographers always seem to edit out the scar on my left shoulder from when I fell off a horse and needed shoulder surgery. Are they are unquestionably me?

YES and despite the fact I will most likely wear less makeup to meet you (its all going to come off during our activities anyway) I often get the comment “You look so much better in person- your photos don’t do you justice”

Now I spend considerable time, effort and expense to provide you with a range of photos and videos available on advertising platforms and social media that genuinely portray me so I used to find this comment frustrating. How can I put so much effort in and still you are shocked when you meet me in person?

Four years of experience in this industry has taught me the answer: Personality and the care I put into ensuring you feel special.

I’m genuine, down to earth and empathetic. I am well read, well travelled and have had a vast range of life experiences that have allow me to relate to different people from all different walks of life. 

I have an insatiable appetite for the joys of life and very varied tastes. Am I talking about sex, food or life in general? Yes to all! Why limit yourself..

What happens if you don’t get the experience you hoped for? If you feel like I didn’t hit the right spot with what you needed or you felt rushed and unsatisfied? Well I’m going to be honest - I’m not giving you your money back! I am however very motivated to change your negative experience into a positive one. Should you be unsatisfied I invite you to re-book and will gift to you additional social time of up to one hour.

This time will not involve anything sexual rather I’d like to use this time to have coffee or a drink with you, ask questions and get to know you more. Give you the chance to express your needs and explain where I didn’t meet them

Have I convinced you to invest in yourself? 

Reach out using the booking template below or in my “Contact” and familiarise yourself with my T’s and C’s including deposit policy. Yes I know housekeeping is boring but I’ve included a fun little challenge to incentivise you. Somewhere in my T’s and C’s there are 5 spelling mistakes. Get 10$ off your first booking for each mistake you find!

Camille x

There are 5 spelling errors in the below contact form and deposit policy 

Find them and receive $10 off your first booking for each error you find

TEXT OR EMAIL only. No phone calls answered.

Booking template below:

Hi Camile

My name is

I’d like to meet you in CITY on DATE & TIME for DURATION.

I am interested in your TYPE OF SERVICE

I have read your housekeeping and I found the following spelling errors

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A little about me: 

Thanks

I require a deposit for all bookings, I take multiple forms of payment all with a discret account name

Deposits are fully refundeble should I cancel the booking for any reason.

Should you cancel your booking with adaquate notice your deposit can be used to reschedule for a future date

Farther screening may be required for FMTY’s and extended dates such as overnight bookings

Instagram @camillelovesboats

Twitter @CamilleLBx