Sally Party 24H

💋💦 U Wanna See What A Grown Girl Looks Like When She's Hungry? 😈 (No Small Talk. Just Big Cries.) 🛌✨

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Heyy u 😘 Im Sally. 33.

Not the "aww 33" kind. More like the "wait. 33?? n shes ALREADY like THIS?" kind 😏🔥

Two big girls up front that carry their own weather system 🍒🍒, a mouth that learned swearing before table manners, n a body that knows EXACTLY what it's doing. N my lipstick stays red. I dont take it off till u've earned it 😘

Quick backstory, u can skip but idk why u would 🙃

My last boyfriend... sweet guy. Proper wallflower. Could bench press a horse n in bed went quiet like a library. His idea of a "spicy evening" was asking me 2 rate the wine 1-10 🍷 I kept him out of politeness. Politeness lost the vote. Now I'm just... ravenous. The type that drags things (n people) right where it wants 'em 😤

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So. Lazy arvo. U show up. U ring the bell (or is it the doorbell?? I never remember n it drives me nuts 😩)

I open it. Hair still wet from the shower 💦, this lil silk nightie that was NOT designed 4 this kind of weather, n my two biggest assets already straining against it like they want out 😏👙

I dont say hi. Hi is 4 neighbours.

I just hook a finger in ur belt, yank u in close, n press my whole chest against ur stomach while I bite my lip...

"took u long enough, hun 💋"

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I drag u 2 the bed. MY bed.🛌✨

I push u down, climb on top, n take ur hand n drag it slow... slow... all the way down. To exactly where it wants 2 be. Warm. SO wet. I can hear ur breath change. I LOVE when ur breath changes 😋💦

Then I lean down. Kiss the tip. One long lick right down the middle. I look up:

"that all? im barely warmed up yet 😋👅"

Then I straddle u n start. Not the polite little wiggle. The FULL production. Grind slow first, just enough 4 u 2 feel everything 🙈💦 n then I bounce. Properly. The whole room knows. My biggest assets r doing all the aerobics right in ur face 🍒🍒💨 n I lean down n whisper:

"ur eyes r supposed 2 stay on ME. well... maybe 20% down there. im not a monster 😈"

I spank ur thigh hard. U grab my hips. We're both a little gone 😂

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Then I flip it. I spin, bend over, n u take me from behind. I arch. I reach back n grab ur wrist. Pull u in. Deeper. I don't even need 2 look. I can FEEL every single inch. n the sound I make when u go deep?? I've heard a lot of things. nothing beats that 🙈✨

N when I can tell u're about 2 go (I know. I've had practice 📊) I slow right down. Bounce real slow. Squeeze.

"hold on... I want u 2 suffer a lil. MAKE me wait 😏"

...then full speed again n I can feel ur face all scrunched up n happy. that face? chef's kiss 😋 I want it louder.

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N here's the thing — we keep it simple. Protection? we'll sort it out. no lectures, no laundry drama, no "where does it land" speeches 🙈💦 N we keep it classic — no surprises, no fancy plumbing, u get the vibe 😌

After: u get water from the tap, a towel (the NICE one 🙈), n before I've even finished my tea I'm already saying "don't wait up, gorgeous" ☕🛌

No drama. No "where does this go" texts at 9am. no group chat energy. just sweat n spit n me already planning the next time ☺️

If u can't handle that, stay home n stroke ur lucky sock 🧦🥺. If u can — come bold. bring a bit of attitude. I got plans 4 u 😈🔥

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Ground rules 📋:

Phone? it's on silent. My hands are usually... occupied 🙈. So TEXT me 📱💬. I'll write back when I ain't in the middle of something... delicious. which is most nights, to be fair. haha 😋

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Payment 💸 (yes I saved it 4 last. I know u skipped ahead 😏):

Cash or PAYID. INSTANT only. Delayed or pending transfers? Save 'em. If it ain't in my hand or my account the same day, we can keep dreaming 🌙

My rates r fair. Not tryin' 2 get rich (well... maybe a beach. don't look at me like that 😂). Just tryin' 2 have fun, pay my bills, n maybe spoil myself a lil 🛍️. U help me do that... I help u drop the best load of ur life 💦. Fair trade. ⚖️💋

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-- Sally 💋