Remy

🔥 REMY’S FUCKIN JUNGLE – WHERE GOOD BOYS GO BAD 😈🍆💦

it’s me. remy. yeah THAT bitch. 30. pussy’s drippier than a busted ice cream truck in Jan🍦💧

u want sweet? go suck a lollipop.

u want NASTY? keep readin u horny fuck 🤪

lemme tell u somethin that actually happened.

Jan heatwave. AC’s dead as a doornail. i’m layin on the floor in nothin but a soaked-through tank (no bra obviously) n a thong that’s basically two strings n a prayer 🧵💦

this lanky ass technician shows up – sweat stains under his arms lookin like two wet raccoons. he’s tryna check the thermostat but i’m leanin over him, my tits practically in his face, drippin all over his tool belt like a fuckin leaky faucet.

dude SNAPS. pushes me onto the couch, rips my panties off WITH HIS TEETH – yeah them chompers 👄🦷 – n gives me the sloppiest, wettest, loudest head i’ve ever had in my whole damn life. i’m screamin so loud my neighbor texts “u ok girl?” I AM MORE THAN OK 💀

then he fucks me missionary while the fan just spins up there doin absolutely nothin. useless piece of shit. i came four times. FOUR. he fixed the AC after. barely.

moral of the story? i’m a hot fuckin mess n i need u to be worse 😇

here’s what i’m into (n i ain’t shy about it):

• me on my knees, lookin up at u like a gremlin who just found the last french fry 🧟‍♀️🍟

• u pullin my hair so hard i see stars – the good kinda stars, not the “call 911” kinda ⭐️

• RAW DOGGIN – yeah i said it. no rubber. no bullshit. Cond0m? never heard of her 💀

(ok maybe sometimes but i’ll leave THAT to ur imagination u lil freak)

• creampiie me like a fuckin donut 🍩💦 – NAT RAW, no pullin out, i wanna feel u twitch inside me like a live wire

• then i flip over, grab ur cock, wrap my legs round ur waist n FUCK U BACK till u forget ur own name. what name? exactly.

i don’t do slow. i don’t do romantic. i do sweaty, loud, messy, “oh god my back hurts tomorrow” kinda sex 😈

u young? cool. i’ll ride u till ur balls turn purple.

u old? even fuckin better – i’ll make that dick stand up like it just saw a ghost 👻🍆

💰 MONEY SHIT – READ IT OR FUCK OFF 💰

cash. payid (INSTANT ONLY – if it says “pending” or “delayed” u can take that transfer n shove it up ur ass 💅)

no pay later. no “i forgot my wallet”. u pay before we play. simple as that.

📱 TEXT ME. DON’T FUCKIN CALL.

i’m busy chokin on some other guy’s cock probably 😏 leave ur name, what time u wanna “come” (lol), n any weird shit ur into.

i’ll text back when i’m done makin that other dude see god. patience, dickhead.

so yeah.

u want a boring girl who’ll say “oh that’s nice”? go jerk off to netflix.

u want a 30yo nasty bitch who’ll ruin u for every other woman on this planet?

text me. or don’t. i literally don’t give a fuck – i got other cocks to climb 🍆🧗‍♀️

remy 💋

(yeah that’s my name – don’t wear it out, asshole)